The life of the dog is given by the cat

"Agent?" Miao Jun was stunned, feeling that this was even more absurd than Lao Hei's debut.

"That's right, anyway, you don't like the job in the bank, so you just want to change careers." Xueqiu'er secretly admired her wit.

Miao Jun was taken aback, "How do you know that I don't like working in a bank?"

Xueqiu'er froze immediately after being asked this question, and hurriedly said: "Then what, didn't you complain to Yanyan, he told me."

Miao Jun frowned: "Do I have...?"

Xueqiu'er was still trying to argue, but suddenly his heart moved, and he sensed that Wang Luyan upstairs had woken up, so he didn't care so much, and said, "Well, anyway, I'm giving you such a proposal, it's a win-win situation, you can discuss it slowly , I'll take a step first and leave." After saying that, he jumped up and went straight through the ceiling to go home.

When Old Hei saw Xueqiuer leaving without hesitation, he panicked and quickly answered, "Win-win, win-win." Although he himself was not sure what win-win meant.

Miao Jun looked at Lao Hei, lowered his eyes, and muttered in his heart.

It’s true that he really doesn’t like his current job, the content of the job is boring, the relationship with his colleagues is alienated and boring, his superiors don’t like him, all the clients are difficult to serve, and he feels like going to the grave every day when he goes out to work, and he doesn’t have the will to work hard to get promoted. It's chatting with friends thousands of times and wanting to resign.

But after all, it’s just complaints. Although I don’t like the job, it’s a last resort to earn a living. What’s more, even though I don’t like it, it’s not hard work, and the salary is quite high compared to what I paid. City, living in such a location for free, this kind of discretionary income and time has made him live very comfortably.

It's just that everything that is so comfortable is given to him by his stepfather for his mother's sake. Even though his life is his own, he still can't feel so at ease.He wants to resign and change careers, and wants to get rid of his dependence on his stepfather, but he is worried that this will hurt his stepfather's face and affect his relationship with his mother. Of course, he also doubts whether he has the ability to be independent.

If he is an agent... To be honest, he has no idea about the work of an agent.

Seeing Miao Jun frowning and not saying a word, Lao Hei didn't know if he was angry. He became more and more afraid, but he was unwilling to give up such a rare opportunity. Compared with handing out leaflets, he made too much money. Yes, it is possible to catch up with Miao Jun only if he makes a lot of money. For this reason, he must not give in easily.

"Brother," he said hesitantly, "I really want to be an entertainer. You said that I will learn how to read characters. For other things, Mr. Du said someone would teach me. Although I am stupid, but...but I will work hard."

Miao Jun was brought back to his senses by Lao Hei's words, looked at Lao Hei, and thought to himself: Is that a problem that you can solve with hard work?You are not an ordinary human at all...

Seeing that he still didn't respond, Lao Hei clasped his hands together, imitating the appearance of bowing, and said pitifully: "Brother, please."

"..." Seeing him like this, Miao Jun felt really soft-hearted, hesitated for a long time, and said, "Well, I'll go talk to Mr. Du with you in two days."

"Hiss—" Wang Luyan turned over and felt a headache. He opened his eyes and looked at Xueqiu'er in front of him, but he was in a daze, not knowing what happened.

"Are you awake?" Xueqiuer asked with sideways eyes.

Wang Luyan sat up on the bed with one hand, pressed the sun with the other, looked around again, turned his head and said, "Did you bring me back?"

Xueqiu'er snorted and said, "I don't care who cares about you? It's true now, knowing that I'm a god, and becoming more indulgent, even dare to drink outside in broad daylight. Knowing that I will definitely give it to you." Wipe your ass?"

After hearing this, Wang Luyan thought carefully about the reason why he went to drink, then his expression became a little gloomy, and he sighed slowly.

Seeing Wang Luyan's appearance, Xueqiu'er became more and more dissatisfied, and said, "Okay, no, he's just a Miao Jun, there are many who are better than him, at worst, I'll go out and help you find the right one."

Upon hearing this, Wang Luyan waved his hands with a wry smile, and said, "Forget it, you're the one who did it this time. What's the result?"

Xue Qiuer stared: "Are you blaming me?"

As soon as Xueqiu'er's volume became louder, Wang Luyan's headache became more and more shaken, and he pinched the sun and waved his hands and said, "No, no, it's not your fault."

Xueqiu'er gave him a blank look, and thought to himself, if he wants to completely give up on Miao Jun, it's best to really help him find another partner.

"I figured it out." Wang Luyan said again.

"Huh?" Xueqiu'er was still in a trance.

"If he really doesn't like me, I won't force it."

Xueqiu'er stared at Wang Luyan in a daze. He didn't expect that he would figure it out after drinking alone?

"Of course, I still need to confirm what he means first." Wang Luyan said while pressing his head, "If he really doesn't have feelings for me, I don't have any point in stalking me. Love is nothing, there is no love without love." Career. How many people can really meet true love in a lifetime? My love for him...in fact, it was just that I fell in love with his looks before and never confessed. It made me feel like I have been secretly in love for two years. What's the point? If he doesn't like me, I'll stop in time. There's nothing terrible about not falling in love and being single for the rest of your life."

Listening to his words, Xueqiu'er became more and more confused the more she listened, and she seemed to really understand it, and at the same time she seemed to be drunk and angry, and said hesitantly: "You... It's best if you want to understand, but it's not enough. What, being single for a lifetime. How old are you, how can you spend your whole life?"

Wang Luyan sighed faintly, looked up at the ceiling and said, "I don't mean to be pessimistic when I say this, I really think so. You say I'm gay, can't get married, can't have children, Then what is the purpose of falling in love? It is to be with the person you love and enjoy the sweet happiness of love, right? Including physical and psychological. In this case, if you really can’t find a true love, then Why force yourself to be with someone you don't like that much? I've been single for 26 years, and I'm still fine? It doesn't matter if I continue to be single."

Xueqiu'er opened her mouth, but she didn't know how to respond, but after thinking about it, it seemed very reasonable, she said "tsk", and said, "Your words seem to discredit the world."

Wang Luyan smiled lightly, turned his head to look at Xueqiuer, and said, "Thank you too, actually, I have also thought about it. If you are single all the time, there is still a problem. There is a person who has a headache or something, and even takes medicine." Not at all, if you die from a sudden illness, I'm afraid no one will know if the body smells bad. But now that I have you, I don't have to worry about this issue anymore."

Xueqiu'er was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, why doesn't this sound quite right?Could this be treating me as the other half?But my heart skipped a beat, and I asked again: "What if there is no me? You still need to find a partner?"

Wang Luyan was still gently rubbing the sun with his hands, and said with a smile, "Maybe, but it doesn't have to be a lover. Friends are also good, such as CC, I can rent the room to him, and we can live together together."

Xueqiu'er heard what he said, and laughed, "Friends and lovers are different after all."

Wang Luyan smiled and said, "What's the difference? It's just that there is less sex life, right? In fact, CC... I can do it too. He also meant that before, but I was more reserved then."

When Xueqiuer heard this, she immediately lowered her face, and said, "What do you mean, you don't want to pick anyone who looks good?"

Wang Luyan hadn't noticed Xueqiu'er's displeasure, so he said to himself: "It was too idealistic before, and I always felt that sex, especially for the first time, must be a serious relationship that I really like. Now that I think about it, there is another What's the point? Sex and love can be separated in the first place."

Xueqiu'er was so angry that she gritted her teeth, turned into a cat, bared her teeth at Wang Luyan and let out a "ha", turned around, jumped out of bed and ran to the living room to scratch the cat's scratching post.

Wang Luyan scratched his head in wonder, "Why are you calling me? Hiss—"

Still have a headache.

On Thursday night, Miao Jun took Lao Hei to the appointment with Yan Zi.

He chose a good restaurant, and bought two voucher cards from the online shopping mall in advance, thinking that it would not be good to give the money directly, and he was afraid that it would be impractical to give gifts, so a voucher card would be more practical.

He wasn't sure how much Yan Zi had spent on doing this job, but to get an ID card, a 2000 yuan card, he reckoned the meaning should be similar.

However, what he didn't expect was that after the meeting, Yan Zi took out a schoolbag of documents.

"Come on, ID card, as it is done, my birthday is the same as yours, and I will remember the ID number later."

"Social security card, hang on S University."

"Student card, you have already registered for this semester, but the school has given you a suspension. If you want to go to school, you can go to the school to go through the formalities."

"This is the graduation certificate of middle school and elementary school. I also typed a copy of the resume for you. The file is now in S University. However, it is not easy to get graduation photos, but no one should care about that kind of thing. of."

"Passport and other things are also done for you by the way, which is convenient if you want to leave the country."

"Three good students, composition competition awards, Mathematical Olympiad awards, and certificates are all here."

"Family relationship is orphan adoption. Your original household registration could have been thrown away. This is a new one. You are brothers without blood relationship."

Miao Jun stared dumbfounded at Yan Zi's explanations one by one, while Lao Hei took them one by one and studied them carefully to understand his new identity.

"You... you... are so powerful? Even my household registration book can be directly abolished?" Miao Jun exclaimed.

Yan Zi smiled lightly: "There is someone."

Miao Jun blinked, lowered his voice and asked, "Is there anyone in the Ministry of Public Security?"

Yan Zi smiled and said: "Where there are people, there are our people."

Miao Jun suddenly felt chills on his back, looked around, and said, "Is there... in this store?"

Yan Zi covered her mouth with a smile, and said: "It's not that much, it's just that in this world, mortals are getting more and more powerful, and what fairy monsters could do in the past can now be solved with a mobile phone, so we can't help it." If you don't help each other, after all, they seem to have more virtues than ordinary people, but in terms of it, they are still considered a disadvantaged group."

Miao Jun nodded thoughtfully, Yan Zi smiled and said: "You don't have to be afraid, you have seen me, you have seen my brother, we are in the world, we just covet the prosperity of this world, we just want to enjoy the fun of being human , will not break the rules of mortals. It is true that there are good and evil characters, but the kind of monsters who like to eat people and do evil, have their own immortals and old ways to take them in."

Miao Jun smiled embarrassedly and said, "After all, I still feel that it conflicts with my worldview, which is a bit difficult to understand." Then he hurriedly changed the subject and asked, "Is there any problem with the loan?"

Yan Zi smiled and said: "No problem, the procedures will be completed soon, and the house can be handed over next week, which also solves a problem of mine."

Miao Jun smiled and said, "I still don't understand, why do you want to buy a house?"

"It's fun to be a human!" Yan Zi smiled softly, "Ordinary people are greedy for food, greedy for money, vain, and lustful. What I like is to go through the little hardships of life like ordinary people, repay the mortgage, Working overtime, purchasing agents, traveling, how interesting! Just like Lao Hei, isn’t he going to learn to be a star too!”

Miao Jun was startled, "You...how did you know..."

"Someone!"