The life of the dog is given by the cat

Old Hei blinked his eyes in fear: "Wh...what's the matter?"

Seeing his panicked face, Xueqiu'er couldn't help laughing and said, "Why are you so afraid of me? Can I still get the golden core back?"

Old Hei was even more frightened when he heard it: "Don't...I...I don't want to die..."

"..." Upon hearing his words, Xueqiu'er suddenly remembered that he only had a lifespan of more than ten years, but her heart sank, she was silent for a moment, and said, "I didn't come to get back the golden elixir, I want to go with you." Tell me about you and Miao Jun."

Hearing the word Miao Jun, Lao Hei became more and more nervous, and asked again: "What's wrong with Jun Jun?"

But Xueqiu'er tilted her head and said, "I'm a guest after all, you just step on half a shoe and talk to me in the porch? Can you pour me a glass of water?"

Old Hei hesitated for a moment. Although he was very anxious to go out to make money, he didn't dare to neglect Xueqiuer, not to mention hearing him talking about Miao Jun. He didn't know what was going on, so he changed back to his slippers, invited Xueqiuer into the living room, and ran away. I went to the refrigerator and gave him a bottle of Perrier water.

Xueqiu'er took the drink, took a sip, poohed a few times, stroked her tongue vigorously with her hand, frowned and said, "What the hell, it's really hard."

Old Hei didn't bother to be polite to him, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with Junjun?"

Xueqiuer smiled when she heard the words, put down the water, looked at Lao Hei, and said in a mother-in-law tone, "Do you like Miao Jun?"

Old Hei nodded of course: "Yes."

Seeing his behavior like this, Xueqiu'er found it boring and didn't bother to tease him anymore, so she asked again: "Then do you want to be his boyfriend?"

Old Hei nodded sincerely again: "Of course I want to."

Xueqiu'er looked at him and asked again, "Then what's your plan?"

"Plan?" Lao Hei blinked, "What plan?"

Feeling helpless, Xueqiuer said, "If you want to be his boyfriend, you have to find a way to let him understand your intentions and make him fall in love with you, right?"

Old Hei thought for a while and said, "He understands. I told him that I like him and I have sexual desires for him."

Xueqiuer was dumbfounded, "Is that what you told him? The exact words?"

Old Hei nodded.

"Then what did he say?"

Lao Hei thought back for a moment and said, "He didn't say anything, he just answered the phone."

"..."

Xueqiu'er carefully recalled Miao Jun's behavior yesterday. His attitude towards Lao Hei was obviously not how a person like him should behave towards a person who had confessed to him—whether he liked him or not, but Since Old Hei's intentions have been expressed so bluntly, and he is still like this, it is obvious that he still does not treat Old Hei as a normal person or an ordinary person, maybe he still only regards him as his pet, thinking that it is impossible other relationship with him.

"Da Xian."

"Huh?" Xueqiu'er was thinking, and unconsciously responded.

"What happened to Junjun?"

Xueqiu'er looked at Old Hei, and felt that it was unnecessary and impossible to get around with his IQ, so she said, "He's fine, I came to you just to find out about your situation, and then help you chase him. "

Old Hei was taken aback and asked, "Help me chase him? Where is he going?"

"..." Xueqiu'er's heart was on fire, "Pursue! Let him like you! Be your boyfriend! Sleep with you! Do you understand?!"

Old Hei shrank back in fright from the yell, nodded his head hurriedly, thought carefully, and asked, "Don't you want Wang Luyan and Junjun to be together? Why are you here to help me again?"

When Xueqiuer was asked by him, she concealed her guilty conscience and said, "I thought so at first, but after I looked at it carefully, I think they are not very suitable, and they are not as suitable as you. Hmm."

Old Hei blinked and stared at Xueqiuer's eyes for a long time, until he looked a little scared, and shouted: "What are you looking at!"

Old Hei tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "Daxian, do you like Wang Luyan?"

"Huh?!" Xueqiu'er found it extremely absurd, "I like him? What are you thinking?"

Old Hei scratched his head and said, "I've seen this plot on TV. The second female lead likes the first male lead, so he encourages the second male lead to be with the first female lead, so that I have a chance to be with the first male lead. "

"Hahahahahahaha!" Xueqiu'er couldn't help laughing, "You stupid dog, will I be the second girl? I want to be the second girl and Miao Jun dare to be the first girl? Don't take your stupid dog I'm so worried about the belly of the Great Immortal! What's the relationship between the Great Immortal and Wang Luyan? It's almost the relationship between father and son, okay?"

Lao Hei blinked again, "Jun Jun always said he was my father."

"Could it be the same!" Snowball shouted, "You let him keep a dog!"

"Then aren't you also his cat?"

"..."

Xueqiu'er was choked speechless by Old Hei, slapped the table and said, "Who told you that! I'm here to give you an idea to chase Miao Jun, will you listen or not!"

Lao Hei nodded quickly, "Listen, listen, but if you also like Wang Luyan, I can help you too—in that case, I will be the second female, Junjun will be the first male, Wang Luyan will be the first female, and you will be the second male. "

"..." Xueqiu'er was speechless, "I advise you to watch less TV dramas, it's such a mess."

Old Hei grinned and said, "Then tell me your idea."

Seeing that the topic finally returned to the main story, Xueqiuer cleared her throat and said, "That's right, since you have clearly expressed your love, but Miao Jun didn't take it seriously, it means he didn't take it seriously. Do you treat yourself as someone you can associate with, or do you just treat you as a pet."

"Oh..." Lao Hei nodded, feeling a little suddenly enlightened.

"Then how can you get rid of the position of a pet? You must first be independent and no longer attached to Miao Jun. After becoming independent, then show your own outstanding side to attract him. After that, you must give him support and encouragement, In turn, let him need you and cannot live without you, and you will succeed."

Lao Hei frowned and pondered for a moment, then said, "It's too difficult, I can't understand."

"..."

"Let's put it this way," Xueqiu'er had to be patient again, "Now you eat his clothes, wear his clothes and live in his clothes, right? First of all, you have to find a way to acquire the ability to live independently, the simplest way It's about making money."

Hearing this, Lao Hei hurriedly said, "Make money! I'm making money! I can earn more than 100 a day by distributing leaflets!"

"..." Xueqiu'er was a little helpless, "That's what it means, but it's enough to earn a little less, but don't be in a hurry, take your time. After earning money, you don't have to rely on him for food and clothing. , you have to find a way to show your strengths to attract him—what do you think can attract him in you?"

Hearing this, Old Hei lowered his head to look at his body, raised his head and asked, "Do I have it?"

"Hmm..." Xueqiu'er raised her chin and glanced up and down at Lao Hei, "To be honest, your appearance is pretty good, but I don't know if Miao Jun is the kind of... lustful person?"

"Lust?" Old Hei tilted his head and thought for a while, "When I was a dog, Junjun sometimes masturbated, and he also has a stick—"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Xue Qiuer quickly interrupted him, "You don't need to tell me such details!"

Old Hei stopped talking, thought about it again, and said, "I don't know if this is considered lustful... Do you mean that you want me to seduce Junjun?"

Xueqiu'er couldn't help smiling, and said, "You still know about seduction?"

Old Hei nodded and said, "I watched it on TV." He pulled his collar aside, exposing half of his shoulders, twisted his body and said, "It's so empty~ so lonely~"

"..."

Xueqiu'er took a deep breath silently, and after being alone with Lao Hei for a while, he was about to faint from anger, and he didn't know how Miao Jun endured him.

"You can think about how to actually implement this. The most important thing is to make him need you and can't do without you. Think about it, what is the biggest difficulty he encounters in his life now? In the future, if you have the ability Help him solve it, and he will definitely give you a lot of points."

Old Hei rolled his eyes, thought carefully, and said, "Junjun's job and house are all given by Uncle Tong. He doesn't like Uncle Tong, but he also gets help from him."

"Oh, short hands."

"Well, and Junjun doesn't like his current job. He will get angry when he receives work calls, messages, and emails at home. When he chats with Mingming, he always says that he wants to resign naked, but he never really resigned."

"Hmm... It's not a huge problem. How many people like their job? If I hadn't covered Yanyan, he wouldn't be so comfortable opening a shop and being the boss."

Old Hei pondered for a while, and said, "Hey? If I make more money, can Junjun not have to do jobs he doesn't like, and I can also buy him a house, so he won't have to worry about Uncle Tong anymore. Will he like me?"

Xueqiu'er thought for a moment and said, "Your way of thinking is fine, first find a way to make money, this is the basis of everything."

Old Hei nodded again and again, "Well, then I'll distribute leaflets later."

"send flyer……"

Xueqiuer looked at Old Hei, "Hey, that's right, don't tell me you don't have a degree, you don't even know a few big characters, what kind of high-paying job can you do..." As he spoke, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration , asked: "Hey? Why don't you go to Yanyan's store as a waiter, and you can earn more than handing out leaflets, and you know the basics."

Lao Hei quickly shook his head and said, "I don't want to work for Wang Luyan."

Upon hearing this, Xueqiuer asked, "Why?"

Old Hei asked back: "If you were asked to work for Junjun, would you be willing?"

Xueqiuer was stunned: "What kind of analogy is this?"

The old gangster said: "They are all rivals in love."

"Rival in love?!" Xue Qiu'er rolled her eyes, "Who is his rival in love, please!"

Old Hei wondered, "Why don't you admit that you like Wang Luyan?"

"I..." Xueqiu'er wanted to retort, "I don't like him", but it seems that it doesn't feel right to say this, but I can't say I like him... Could it be that I don't like him that way?This explanation is too deliberate...

"Go distribute your leaflets!" Xueqiu'er couldn't answer, so she flew into the air in a rage, and went straight through the ceiling to go home.

Old Hei stared at the ceiling, still scratching his head: "It's really strange, I obviously like it..."