The life of the dog is given by the cat

"Go, go, go!" Miao Jun angrily pushed Lao Hei out of bed, frowned, took out two pieces of paper to wipe, and then began to remove the quilt cover with a dark face.

Old Hei's crotch was sticky, and he stood with his legs apart, so scared that he was at a loss.

Miao Jun took off the quilt cover and saw that the quilt core was also wet, so he was so angry that he turned his face to see that Hei was still standing there, and shouted loudly: "Take off your pants! Wash them off!"

Old Hei was so frightened that he took off his trousers, revealing that thick and dark thing, which was still stained with wet white turbidity.

Miao Jun quickly turned his head away, blushing and said, "Go wash it off!"

"Oh!" Lao Hei responded, and quickly bent down to pick up his trousers. Miao Jun glanced at them and said impatiently, "Okay, I'll wash your trousers! You go to your place to wash them!"

"Oh..." Lao Hei didn't dare to neglect, dropped his pants and hurried into the bathroom.

Lao Hei turned on the shower, and was so excited by the cold water that he stepped back quickly, and tried to warm the water with his hands before stepping forward to rinse again.

He scrubbed his hands for a while, and felt that the palms of his fingers were sticky and astringent. He sniffed it close to his nose, and there was still a little fishy smell left. He wondered, peeing shouldn't be like this, what is it?What exactly happened just now?

He poured some shower gel into his hands, and thought about it carefully while soaking it. He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have fallen asleep on the bed just now, and dreamed that he was holding Miao Jun, and Miao Jun kissed him. He was very happy , and then he seemed to smell the smell of the time Miao Jun taught him to take a bath, and somehow he rode on Miao Jun himself...

Miao Jun sighed deeply, and cursed in his heart, he never expected that he would not pee indiscriminately at such an age, but he would actually give me a wet dream!

Angrily, he took the quilt and went to the balcony to dry it. The map of love under the sun was particularly dazzling.

When I went back to the bedroom and lifted the sheets, I realized that the mattress underneath was also wet.

"What the hell is the amount?! Has it been saved for a year?!"

While cursing, Miao Jun also took the mattress and hung it up, then rolled up the sheets, quilt cover and trousers and underwear and prepared to throw them into the washing machine. As soon as he entered the bathroom, he saw Lao Hei standing under the shower, groaning intently. With his head down and his hands clasped between his crotches, the gigantic monster poked its head out of the foam and trembled slightly.

"What the hell are you doing!"

"There are no easter eggs at the end of the film. Please take your belongings and leave in an orderly manner. Thank you for your cooperation."

Xueqiu'er was awakened by the sound, only to realize that the movie was over, and he quickly turned to look at Wang Luyan.

Wang Luyan hurriedly looked away, pretending that he didn't notice that Xueqiu'er was asleep, and deliberately turned his head to look at him again, saying, "Let's go."

Xueqiu'er didn't know whether Wang Luyan knew that he was asleep, but Wang Luyan didn't mention it, so he pretended it didn't happen, and stood up calmly.

"Why are you going now?" Xue Qiu'er asked after walking out of the theater.

Wang Luyan looked around and said, "Why don't you go shopping for a while?"

"Shopping?" Xueqiu'er was slightly surprised, "Since when did you have this hobby?"

Wang Luyan shrugged, "The season is about to change, let's buy two new clothes. I planned to have a date with Miao Jun today, so I won't go to the store. Now that I don't have an appointment, let's go shopping."

Xueqiu'er felt upset when she heard that, the Great Immortal accompanied you to the movies in person, so you still insist on him?

"Hey, why don't I buy you two clothes too," Wang Luyan said again, "You only have this pure white outfit all day long, so you have to change it, don't you?"

Xueqiuer made a "tss" and said, "This is the change of my fairy's hair. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. It is forbidden to pull or pull, and it is forbidden to kick or hit. It can also change according to my body shape. That's it. Can your mortal things compare to it?"

"Oh..." Wang Luyan pursed his lips, "Then, do you want to hang out with me or go back first?"

Xueqiuer frowned, "What's the matter? You're so unwilling to be with me, why do you want me to go home first?"

"Ah?" Wang Luyan looked innocent, "I didn't, so I'll just ask you what your plan is, without any emotional color..."

Xueqiu'er rolled her eyes, "Then I'll accompany you." After saying that, he led the way ahead.

Wang Luyan scratched his head, how come Xueqiu'er has become more and more arrogant since becoming a human...

The two strolled around the men's clothing store for a while. At first, Xueqiu'er was interested in what she didn't want to see, and she was full of modern aesthetics, thinking about how it was in An Dynasty, but after Wang Luyan tried two pieces, they both looked good, and she didn't realize it. It moved him, and in the end he couldn't help trying two of them "reluctantly".

Wang Luyan looked at Xueqiuer turning around in front of the mirror, and couldn't help laughing in his heart. Although Xueqiuer always regarded himself as a patriarch in his words, his temper was actually very childish, which was quite different from Miao Jun's It's completely different, he looks young and impetuous, but he is actually very good at talking and doing things.

Wang Luyan was pointed out by Xueqiu'er that he didn't know much about him after an appointment, so he reflected on it, and found that when he got along with Miao Jun, it was indeed Miao Jun who took care of his emotions and topics of interest. Naturally, I feel comfortable and happy, but I don't know if others have long been impatient.

So the next time you go on a date with Miao Jun, you should pay attention, don't patronize yourself, and listen less and listen more.He thought to himself.

Xueqiu'er was very satisfied with herself in the mirror, but when she looked up, she saw Wang Luyan looking at her in a daze, secretly proud of herself, she thought, "Forget it, let me wash your eyes for you, so that you won't be unable to walk when you see Miao Jun .

"Hey, isn't this Xueqiuer Shangxian!" A familiar voice suddenly sounded, Xueqiuer turned her head to look, but it was Yan Qing leading a beautiful woman over.

"This is the 'Shangxian' I told you about last time," Yan Qing's words were full of contemptuous teasing, the beauty understood, she covered her mouth and secretly smiled, and her eyes couldn't hide the hint of ridicule.

"Shangxian, let me introduce you to my wife, Li Lili."

Li Lili smiled lightly and said, "Shangxian can just call me Lili."

Xueqiu'er took a closer look, and found that Li Lili was transformed by an oriole, so she couldn't help snorting and said, "That little oriole that can sing?"

He originally intended to ridicule, but Li Lili didn't care, instead she smiled happily: "Yes! That's how I changed my name! Isn't it very clever?"

"..." Xueqiu'er silently turned around and walked towards Wang Luyan, and said in a low voice, "Crazy."

Wang Luyan recovered from the thought just now, saw this scene, and asked Xueqiu'er doubtfully, "Do you know him?"

Xueqiu'er looked back at the two of them and said, "I don't know each other, pay the bill and leave."

After hearing this, Yan Qing rushed over and said, "Hey? Why don't you know each other? We don't know each other! Shangxian don't look down on us, we are all out to hang out, let's make friends, why not Said that I also asked someone to apply for an ID card for that puppy you raised!"

Wang Luyan was confused when he heard it, and after pondering for a long time, he realized that the puppy Yan Qing mentioned might be referring to Lao Hei.

Xueqiu'er was very upset, Yanqing knew that he was not a Shangxian and still used this word to tease him, but he didn't want to get angry, so he said: "I don't know much about them, if you bother you, you can Just go find them."

Yan Qing couldn't help giggling, then turned to Li Lili and said, "Isn't it! Whenever you say something serious, go back to the grammar of 800 years ago!"

Li Lili laughed and said, "Hahahahaha, that's true! Shangxian, you are so funny!"

Wang Luyan couldn't understand what was going on, but Yan Qing noticed him, looked carefully, and asked, "Shangxian, who is this?"

Xueqiu'er choked for a moment, looked at Wang Luyan, and wondered how to introduce this?my master?Impossible, impossible... my son?People can't believe it either...

Seeing Xueqiuer's tangled expression, Li Lili quickly pushed Yanqing and said, "Don't ask nonsense."

Xueqiu'er knew that Li Lili had misunderstood, but she looked at Wang Luyan again, and felt that it was only reasonable to have such a misunderstanding, so she didn't bother to explain.

Wang Luyan also understood what Li Lili meant, but he didn't open his mouth when he saw Xueqiu, so he didn't dare to speak rashly. After all, the two of them were immortals, and they didn't know their origins, so it's better to be cautious.

Pushed by Li Lili, Yan Qing acted suddenly enlightened, then looked at Wang Luyan, and said worriedly: "Shangxian, it stands to reason that it's not my turn to say this, but I've seen too many fairies and monsters. Not to mention mortals who have lost their morals and deeds, there are some who have lost their souls and cannot be reborn, so you must be careful."

Xueqiu'er felt a little funny, but seeing Yan Qing's words were sincere, and she didn't mean to be teasing, so she nodded and said, "Thank you for reminding me, I know it well."

Yan Qing glanced at Wang Luyan again, nodded slightly, and turned around with Li Lili without any further politeness.

Xueqiu'er also turned to look at Wang Luyan, and thought to herself: I'm just here to repay a favor. At most, I'll go back to heaven and live a fairy life for a few decades, even if I'm really like those seniors who have lost their minds to repay their favor. If you make a promise with your body, will you really lose your soul?

Seeing the two of them walking away, Wang Luyan finally couldn't help asking Xueqiuer: "Who is this? A fairy friend?"

Xueqiuer glanced at it and said, "There is a swallow spirit and an oriole spirit."

"Fuck!!!"

"Fuck!!!"

Miao Jun stretched out his hand to block Lao Hei's giant, preventing him from appearing in his field of vision, "What are you doing!!!"

Old Hei's face was full of innocence, "He can't get smaller..."

Miao Jun blushed: "Don't think about those nasty things and he will become smaller!"

Old Hei thought for a while and asked, "What is a dirty thing?"

"...that's what you're thinking about right now!"

"Now? I...I don't think about anything right now..."

"I didn't think about how he would get bigger!"

"I was thinking about the dream I had before, and then it got bigger, and I can't get smaller."

"..."

Miao Jun is helpless in his heart, his mind is a preschool mind, but his body is an adolescent body?Is it reasonable to say that it is time for sex education?After all, he has nocturnal emission... Do you want to call him that...?Or...not too old...

Miao Jun licked his lips subconsciously, and slowly put down his hand. As expected, Lao Hei had no intention of restraining himself. He hesitated and walked up to Lao Hei step by step, and took a look at Lao Hei, but Lao Hei still looked dazed. .

He looked down, swallowed, raised his eyes and said, "Now... I want to teach you... to do one thing... You... keep calm..."

"En." Old Hei nodded sincerely.

Miao Jun slowly raised his slightly trembling hand, hesitated for a long time, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and held it.