The life of the dog is given by the cat
Chapter 25 Chapter 25
Xueqiu'er flew back home, pulled the curtains, and ignited a magic charm. Amidst the smoke, a beautiful woman in a white dress took shape.
Xueqiuer bowed and asked, "But the land?"
The beauty returned a salute, and replied: "Exactly, which immortal friend?"
Xueqiuer said: "Western White Tiger Tian Biyue Tongzi is a fairy beast, Xueqiuer."
Tu Tu nodded slightly after hearing this, and asked, "Is there anything Xiaoxian can help with?"
Xueqiu'er smiled and said: "But there is one thing, it's not difficult at all, I have to trouble the fairy friend to help me find out the past life of a mortal."
Tu Tu smiled and said, "It's really not difficult, but there are eight characters?"
Xueqiu'er smiled awkwardly: "Not really, but I know his name and address, can I check?"
Land asked: "It's a bit difficult, or you can identify the person for me, that's fine."
Xueqiu'er thought for a while, then clapped her hands and said, "That's okay!"
Xueqiuer left marks on both Miao Jun and Lao Hei's hands last time, and he did not expect it to come in handy so soon. He muttered something, counted with his fingers, and immediately found the location of the two, and hid together with the land. The figure flew over.
The three of Miao Jun were chatting and gossiping at the moment, and Lao Hei suddenly stopped his chopsticks, straightened his back vigilantly, looked at the position by the table, and sniffled lightly.
Miao Jun turned to look at Lao Hei, and asked in doubt, "What's wrong?"
Old Hei leaned over the table, sniffed it vigorously, and said, "Smells like Snowball."
"What's the smell?" Fang Ming didn't understand.
Miao Jun also straightened up and looked around, and said, "No, did you smell it wrong?"
Xueqiuer and Tutu stood by the table and leaned back vigorously to prevent Old Hei's face from rubbing against him, Xueqiuer cursed inwardly: Stupid dog, he has a good nose.
Tu Tu frowned slightly and looked at Lao Hei, and murmured: "It's strange, this man doesn't look like a human being, but he is full of spiritual energy, but he doesn't seem to be a demon or a fairy?" reckoning.
Xueqiu'er hurriedly raised her hand to stop him, pointed to Miao Jun, and said, "He, I want to investigate him."
The land looked at Xueqiuer, then at Miao Jun, and nodded with a smile, lowered his eyes to calculate for a while, then turned his head to Xueqiuer and said, "Yes, the previous life was in the An Dynasty, and the fourth Changxuan He was born in the year of Yishun and died in the fifth year of Yishun, named Li Jie."
Xueqiuer's heart skipped a beat, she was really afraid of something, this Miao Jun was actually the reincarnation of Li Jie, what should I do?
Seeing that he was in a daze, Tu Tu calculated Lao Hei again on his own, and then said in amazement: "It's strange, this man committed killing in his previous life, and in this life he should have fallen into the realm of an animal. How could he become a human?"
Hearing her question, Xueqiu'er hurriedly laughed and said: "It's a long story, let's just pretend that I gave him half a golden elixir to help him transform into a human form and live for decades, it's fine. "
After hearing what he said, the land couldn't say anything more.
Xue Qiu'er thought for a while and asked again: "Is the marriage between mortals also under the control of your land?"
The land smiled and said: "Then we can't control it. We have our own marriage department. We each perform our own duties and don't do it."
Xueqiu'er nodded hurriedly, cupped her hands and said, "Then thank you fairy friend for your help, I will go to the temple to add sesame oil some other day."
Land smiled slightly, said "It's easy to say", after saying that, he saluted, turned around and disappeared into a wisp of smoke.
Xueqiu'er turned her head to look at Miao Jun, sighed depressingly, and turned around too.
"So you're still planning to continue dating him?" Fang Ming asked while holding a piece of potato.
Miao Jun took a colander and took out a ball from the pot, put it into Lao Hei's bowl, and said, "It's not called a date, he invited me to dinner and a show, so I have to treat me back anyway, right? "
Fang Ming pursed her lips and said, "The food they treat you is so high-quality, how can you afford it?"
Miao Jun smiled and said: "It's his business that he pushes Ge Gao. Of course it's up to me to ask. It's okay to watch a movie and eat Thai food. It just so happens that Jinfu City has opened a new one. I haven't eaten there yet. "
Fang Ming smiled and said, "You're really good. How can you invite someone to eat at a restaurant you haven't eaten before? What if it doesn't taste good?"
Miao Jun shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why do you have to be so serious about making friends? Be relaxed and natural. If I keep pretending to be the same level as him, I will be so tired."
When Fang Ming heard this, he hurriedly asked, "What do you mean, you are just friends with him?"
Hearing this, Old Hei pricked up his ears.
Miao Jun thought for a while, and said: "Just... I don't have any special feelings..." He scratched his head and said, "I met him a few times in the community, and I thought he was pretty handsome, and he had a pretty figure. Well, driving a car should be considered rich, so I didn’t think much about it. Then he took the initiative to invite me, and I really wanted to get in touch with him. After all, I have been single for a year. But as far as this contact is concerned Well... how should I put it... I just don't feel anything..."
Fang Ming nodded after hearing this, and smiled again: "That's the best. First of all, you can't hold on to a socialite like him. Secondly, isn't he asking you to thank you for picking up the cat? Maybe it doesn't mean that much."
Hearing this, Miao Jun couldn't help retorting: "That's not true, he must be interested in me, saying that when he moved here two years ago, he saw me on the small software and wanted to say hello to me. Did you delete the software with Lao Bai? I missed it, and then he has been a little unwilling to give up, waiting for me."
Fang Ming couldn't help laughing a few times, and said: "You are so funny, do you believe this kind of nonsense? Do you think it is the 90s now or are you living in an idol drama? Baba is waiting for you like that. Two years? I really know what to say."
Miao Jun raised his hand and gestured to beat Fang Ming, and said, "I've noticed that you've been getting more and more sloppy lately. Is it just you who can be a good preschool teacher? I should beat you up for all the parents!"
Fang Ming raised his neck and said, "Our boys' preschool is very popular, okay? How many kindergartens begged me to go! ──Of course, when our handsome teacher goes, the popularity will surpass me! Isn't it?" said Then he raised his eyebrows at Old Hei.
Lao Hei listened silently to the two chatting for a long time, carefully pondering the meaning of each sentence, seeing Fang Ming throwing a smiling face at him, he immediately happily responded with a sweet smile.
When Fang Ming saw it, he couldn't help but became nympho again, cupped his face and said, "My God, why are you so handsome?"
Seeing this scene, Miao Jun felt a little awkward, he pulled Fang Ming and said, "Restrain yourself, that's my brother."
Fang Ming turned to look at him, and said, "What's wrong with your brother? It's not your husband."
"My brother can't either!"
"Why not?"
"I just can't! You...are you human!"
"???What's wrong with me?"
Seeing that he couldn't make sense with Fang Ming, Miao Jun turned his head and said to Old Hei, "Old Hei, if you go to kindergarten later, what should you do, but you must never have any physical contact with him, do you hear me?"
Old Hei nodded without thinking, and Fang Ming asked in surprise, "Why? Why? We two like each other, why are you so good at beating mandarin ducks?"
"I'm in love with your sister! You have to be ashamed!"
"Is it wrong to fall in love!"
"Get out! He's the one!"
"It's already ready to eat!"
"Shut up! Eat your potatoes and kill you! Old Hei, let's ignore him!"
"Ok!"
"I rely on!"
After returning home at night, Lao Hei took the initiative to pick up the book and started studying. Miao Jun felt a little guilty playing with his mobile phone, so he had to cut some fruit for him like an old mother, poured a glass of milk, and graciously delivered it to him. table, and then played with the phone with peace of mind.
While playing around, he suddenly remembered the matter of asking Wang Luyan out, so he quickly checked the movie and restaurant first, and then sent it to Wang Luyan.
Wang Luyan was greeting guests when the phone vibrated in his pocket. He didn't dare to neglect and quickly took it out to look at it. He was afraid that he would miss Miao Jun's call again like last time. He didn't expect to pick it up and saw that it was really him. He said he wanted to invite him to dinner and watch a movie. Ask him which one he wants to watch.
Wang Luyan was overjoyed for a moment. It happened that a recently introduced French literary film had just been released. He had always wanted to watch it but hadn't had a chance, so he quickly told Miao Jun.
Miao Jun was embarrassed when he received the reply. There are two sci-fi films, three comedy films, one action film, and one fantasy film online, but Wang Luyan chose this literary film, but after all, you have to respect it when you invite someone back. He had no choice but to reply "ok~" with a smirk, and then booked a movie ticket with a smirk.
After Wang Luyan returned home happily, he saw Xueqiuer sitting cross-legged on the bed in the bedroom with a depressed face, so he asked with a smile, "Why are you unhappy today?"
Xueqiu'er looked up at his playful smile, and asked, "What's there to be happy about?"
Wang Luyan smiled and said, "Miao Jun invites me to dinner and a movie tomorrow!"
"..."
Not to mention that Miao Jun was fine, but when Miao Jun was mentioned, Xueqiu'er became more and more annoyed, and immediately jumped out of bed and turned into a cat again, and ran to the living room.
Wang Luyan scratched his head, Xindao has recently become a human being, but his temper has become more and more catty.
In the morning of the next day, Lao Hei felt a cramping pain in his abdomen in his sleep. He ran into the toilet with a bang and started to have diarrhea like crazy.
Miao Jun was startled awake, and hurriedly followed to the toilet to have a look, and then ran out stinking as hell, silently looking for medicine for him, while regretting how he had forgotten that huskies are glass stomachs.
After taking the medicine, Lao Hei still ran to the toilet four or five times, his face was pale and teary, and he lay on the bed holding Miao Jun's hand, as if he was about to die in the next second.
Miao Jun was a little dumbfounded, picked up Lao Hei's book, and said, "Let me read the text to you. If you feel sleepy after listening to it, go to sleep for a while, and the medicine will take effect later."
Old Hei shook his head, Miao Jun asked with a smile: "Then what's the matter?"
Old Hei pursed his lips, and said aggrievedly: "Can you stop going on a date and stay with me at home."
Miao Jun felt a little embarrassed when he heard this, and it was really not good to ask someone to let the pigeons go, so he said, "How about I let Mingming come over to accompany you? Or should we go to the hospital and look for the swallows?"
Hearing this, Lao Hei let go of his hand sadly, turned his back to Miao Jun, sighed faintly, and said, "No need, I'm fine, you can go."
After hearing this, Miao Jun had nothing to say, so he called Wang Luyan to cancel the date.
Old Hei listened silently with his ears pricked up, but the corners of his mouth could not help but twitched quietly.
The trick of pretending to be weak is often used by the vicious female second in TV dramas, which is really easy to use.
Xueqiuer bowed and asked, "But the land?"
The beauty returned a salute, and replied: "Exactly, which immortal friend?"
Xueqiuer said: "Western White Tiger Tian Biyue Tongzi is a fairy beast, Xueqiuer."
Tu Tu nodded slightly after hearing this, and asked, "Is there anything Xiaoxian can help with?"
Xueqiu'er smiled and said: "But there is one thing, it's not difficult at all, I have to trouble the fairy friend to help me find out the past life of a mortal."
Tu Tu smiled and said, "It's really not difficult, but there are eight characters?"
Xueqiu'er smiled awkwardly: "Not really, but I know his name and address, can I check?"
Land asked: "It's a bit difficult, or you can identify the person for me, that's fine."
Xueqiu'er thought for a while, then clapped her hands and said, "That's okay!"
Xueqiuer left marks on both Miao Jun and Lao Hei's hands last time, and he did not expect it to come in handy so soon. He muttered something, counted with his fingers, and immediately found the location of the two, and hid together with the land. The figure flew over.
The three of Miao Jun were chatting and gossiping at the moment, and Lao Hei suddenly stopped his chopsticks, straightened his back vigilantly, looked at the position by the table, and sniffled lightly.
Miao Jun turned to look at Lao Hei, and asked in doubt, "What's wrong?"
Old Hei leaned over the table, sniffed it vigorously, and said, "Smells like Snowball."
"What's the smell?" Fang Ming didn't understand.
Miao Jun also straightened up and looked around, and said, "No, did you smell it wrong?"
Xueqiuer and Tutu stood by the table and leaned back vigorously to prevent Old Hei's face from rubbing against him, Xueqiuer cursed inwardly: Stupid dog, he has a good nose.
Tu Tu frowned slightly and looked at Lao Hei, and murmured: "It's strange, this man doesn't look like a human being, but he is full of spiritual energy, but he doesn't seem to be a demon or a fairy?" reckoning.
Xueqiu'er hurriedly raised her hand to stop him, pointed to Miao Jun, and said, "He, I want to investigate him."
The land looked at Xueqiuer, then at Miao Jun, and nodded with a smile, lowered his eyes to calculate for a while, then turned his head to Xueqiuer and said, "Yes, the previous life was in the An Dynasty, and the fourth Changxuan He was born in the year of Yishun and died in the fifth year of Yishun, named Li Jie."
Xueqiuer's heart skipped a beat, she was really afraid of something, this Miao Jun was actually the reincarnation of Li Jie, what should I do?
Seeing that he was in a daze, Tu Tu calculated Lao Hei again on his own, and then said in amazement: "It's strange, this man committed killing in his previous life, and in this life he should have fallen into the realm of an animal. How could he become a human?"
Hearing her question, Xueqiu'er hurriedly laughed and said: "It's a long story, let's just pretend that I gave him half a golden elixir to help him transform into a human form and live for decades, it's fine. "
After hearing what he said, the land couldn't say anything more.
Xue Qiu'er thought for a while and asked again: "Is the marriage between mortals also under the control of your land?"
The land smiled and said: "Then we can't control it. We have our own marriage department. We each perform our own duties and don't do it."
Xueqiu'er nodded hurriedly, cupped her hands and said, "Then thank you fairy friend for your help, I will go to the temple to add sesame oil some other day."
Land smiled slightly, said "It's easy to say", after saying that, he saluted, turned around and disappeared into a wisp of smoke.
Xueqiu'er turned her head to look at Miao Jun, sighed depressingly, and turned around too.
"So you're still planning to continue dating him?" Fang Ming asked while holding a piece of potato.
Miao Jun took a colander and took out a ball from the pot, put it into Lao Hei's bowl, and said, "It's not called a date, he invited me to dinner and a show, so I have to treat me back anyway, right? "
Fang Ming pursed her lips and said, "The food they treat you is so high-quality, how can you afford it?"
Miao Jun smiled and said: "It's his business that he pushes Ge Gao. Of course it's up to me to ask. It's okay to watch a movie and eat Thai food. It just so happens that Jinfu City has opened a new one. I haven't eaten there yet. "
Fang Ming smiled and said, "You're really good. How can you invite someone to eat at a restaurant you haven't eaten before? What if it doesn't taste good?"
Miao Jun shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why do you have to be so serious about making friends? Be relaxed and natural. If I keep pretending to be the same level as him, I will be so tired."
When Fang Ming heard this, he hurriedly asked, "What do you mean, you are just friends with him?"
Hearing this, Old Hei pricked up his ears.
Miao Jun thought for a while, and said: "Just... I don't have any special feelings..." He scratched his head and said, "I met him a few times in the community, and I thought he was pretty handsome, and he had a pretty figure. Well, driving a car should be considered rich, so I didn’t think much about it. Then he took the initiative to invite me, and I really wanted to get in touch with him. After all, I have been single for a year. But as far as this contact is concerned Well... how should I put it... I just don't feel anything..."
Fang Ming nodded after hearing this, and smiled again: "That's the best. First of all, you can't hold on to a socialite like him. Secondly, isn't he asking you to thank you for picking up the cat? Maybe it doesn't mean that much."
Hearing this, Miao Jun couldn't help retorting: "That's not true, he must be interested in me, saying that when he moved here two years ago, he saw me on the small software and wanted to say hello to me. Did you delete the software with Lao Bai? I missed it, and then he has been a little unwilling to give up, waiting for me."
Fang Ming couldn't help laughing a few times, and said: "You are so funny, do you believe this kind of nonsense? Do you think it is the 90s now or are you living in an idol drama? Baba is waiting for you like that. Two years? I really know what to say."
Miao Jun raised his hand and gestured to beat Fang Ming, and said, "I've noticed that you've been getting more and more sloppy lately. Is it just you who can be a good preschool teacher? I should beat you up for all the parents!"
Fang Ming raised his neck and said, "Our boys' preschool is very popular, okay? How many kindergartens begged me to go! ──Of course, when our handsome teacher goes, the popularity will surpass me! Isn't it?" said Then he raised his eyebrows at Old Hei.
Lao Hei listened silently to the two chatting for a long time, carefully pondering the meaning of each sentence, seeing Fang Ming throwing a smiling face at him, he immediately happily responded with a sweet smile.
When Fang Ming saw it, he couldn't help but became nympho again, cupped his face and said, "My God, why are you so handsome?"
Seeing this scene, Miao Jun felt a little awkward, he pulled Fang Ming and said, "Restrain yourself, that's my brother."
Fang Ming turned to look at him, and said, "What's wrong with your brother? It's not your husband."
"My brother can't either!"
"Why not?"
"I just can't! You...are you human!"
"???What's wrong with me?"
Seeing that he couldn't make sense with Fang Ming, Miao Jun turned his head and said to Old Hei, "Old Hei, if you go to kindergarten later, what should you do, but you must never have any physical contact with him, do you hear me?"
Old Hei nodded without thinking, and Fang Ming asked in surprise, "Why? Why? We two like each other, why are you so good at beating mandarin ducks?"
"I'm in love with your sister! You have to be ashamed!"
"Is it wrong to fall in love!"
"Get out! He's the one!"
"It's already ready to eat!"
"Shut up! Eat your potatoes and kill you! Old Hei, let's ignore him!"
"Ok!"
"I rely on!"
After returning home at night, Lao Hei took the initiative to pick up the book and started studying. Miao Jun felt a little guilty playing with his mobile phone, so he had to cut some fruit for him like an old mother, poured a glass of milk, and graciously delivered it to him. table, and then played with the phone with peace of mind.
While playing around, he suddenly remembered the matter of asking Wang Luyan out, so he quickly checked the movie and restaurant first, and then sent it to Wang Luyan.
Wang Luyan was greeting guests when the phone vibrated in his pocket. He didn't dare to neglect and quickly took it out to look at it. He was afraid that he would miss Miao Jun's call again like last time. He didn't expect to pick it up and saw that it was really him. He said he wanted to invite him to dinner and watch a movie. Ask him which one he wants to watch.
Wang Luyan was overjoyed for a moment. It happened that a recently introduced French literary film had just been released. He had always wanted to watch it but hadn't had a chance, so he quickly told Miao Jun.
Miao Jun was embarrassed when he received the reply. There are two sci-fi films, three comedy films, one action film, and one fantasy film online, but Wang Luyan chose this literary film, but after all, you have to respect it when you invite someone back. He had no choice but to reply "ok~" with a smirk, and then booked a movie ticket with a smirk.
After Wang Luyan returned home happily, he saw Xueqiuer sitting cross-legged on the bed in the bedroom with a depressed face, so he asked with a smile, "Why are you unhappy today?"
Xueqiu'er looked up at his playful smile, and asked, "What's there to be happy about?"
Wang Luyan smiled and said, "Miao Jun invites me to dinner and a movie tomorrow!"
"..."
Not to mention that Miao Jun was fine, but when Miao Jun was mentioned, Xueqiu'er became more and more annoyed, and immediately jumped out of bed and turned into a cat again, and ran to the living room.
Wang Luyan scratched his head, Xindao has recently become a human being, but his temper has become more and more catty.
In the morning of the next day, Lao Hei felt a cramping pain in his abdomen in his sleep. He ran into the toilet with a bang and started to have diarrhea like crazy.
Miao Jun was startled awake, and hurriedly followed to the toilet to have a look, and then ran out stinking as hell, silently looking for medicine for him, while regretting how he had forgotten that huskies are glass stomachs.
After taking the medicine, Lao Hei still ran to the toilet four or five times, his face was pale and teary, and he lay on the bed holding Miao Jun's hand, as if he was about to die in the next second.
Miao Jun was a little dumbfounded, picked up Lao Hei's book, and said, "Let me read the text to you. If you feel sleepy after listening to it, go to sleep for a while, and the medicine will take effect later."
Old Hei shook his head, Miao Jun asked with a smile: "Then what's the matter?"
Old Hei pursed his lips, and said aggrievedly: "Can you stop going on a date and stay with me at home."
Miao Jun felt a little embarrassed when he heard this, and it was really not good to ask someone to let the pigeons go, so he said, "How about I let Mingming come over to accompany you? Or should we go to the hospital and look for the swallows?"
Hearing this, Lao Hei let go of his hand sadly, turned his back to Miao Jun, sighed faintly, and said, "No need, I'm fine, you can go."
After hearing this, Miao Jun had nothing to say, so he called Wang Luyan to cancel the date.
Old Hei listened silently with his ears pricked up, but the corners of his mouth could not help but twitched quietly.
The trick of pretending to be weak is often used by the vicious female second in TV dramas, which is really easy to use.
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