The life of the dog is given by the cat

Miao Jun angrily ordered another bowl of noodles for himself. After the takeaway was delivered, Lao Hei ran over to pick up the meal and took it back to the living room. with him.

Miao Jun turned a blind eye to it, and leisurely mixed the ingredients for the soup, and ate it while watching TV.

Lao Hei watched Miao Jun feasting, couldn't help swallowing several mouthfuls of saliva, and slowly moved towards the lunch box involuntarily.

"Fuck off."

Miao Jun drank in a deep voice, and Lao Hei immediately shrank back in fright, and continued to sit upright.

"Do you want to be shameless?" Miao Jun stared at Lao Hei with sideways eyes, "What the hell are three boxes of eighteen buns! Two bowls of wontons and one bowl of millet porridge! You'll eat them all after I piss! Even some pickles There is no scum left! I still have the face to get here!"

Old Hei was so scolded by Miao Jun that he arched his shoulders and bowed his head, but his eyes kept sneaking at Miao Jun.

Miao Jun didn't bother to talk to him after scolding him, and continued to eat his own noodles and watch his own TV.

Old Hei peeked a few times, knowing that Miao Jun would not feed him any more, he stood up aggrievedly, went to the entrance and got down on the ground.

Miao Jun raised his eyes to look at him, couldn't help but chuckle, coughed repeatedly, took out a piece of paper to wipe his mouth and blew his nose, and couldn't help laughing.

Normally, if Old Hei was angry with Miao Jun, he would lean on the door awkwardly like this, and would even blow his nose twice to express his displeasure.

But now he looks like an individual, and he is still such a heroic and burly macho handsome guy, lying on the ground pretending to be wronged like this, the picture is really too funny.

Lao Hei raised his eyes and looked at Miao Jun, he didn't know what he was laughing at, but when he saw Miao Jun smiling, he couldn't help but feel happy too, so he wanted to smile, thinking that Miao Jun wouldn't give him something delicious , She pursed her mouth hard again, snorted, and lowered her eyes, deliberately not looking at him.

After laughing, Miao Jun ate a few mouthfuls of noodles. There was only half a bowl left, and he couldn't eat anymore, so he cleared his throat and called, "Old Hei? Do you want to eat?"

After hearing this, Lao Hei suddenly raised his head to have a look, then tried his best to restrain the urge to run over, and lay down again.

Miao Jun thought: Yo?Changed your temper?So he rolled his eyes, took another chopsticks apart, and shouted, "Old Hei? Little Hei? Come on, brother will teach you how to use chopsticks! Do you want to learn?"

Hearing this, Lao Hei looked up again, and understood that he was going to tell him how to eat with chopsticks. He pondered in his heart: On the surface, you can learn to use chopsticks, but you can also eat delicious food while learning!Say don't let me eat, but I can eat like this!Hahaha!Did not expect it!After thinking about it, I thought I was smart and got up, and ran straight to the sofa happily.

Miao Jun held back a smile and handed the chopsticks he just took apart to Old Hei, and at the same time taught: "Old Hei, you can't lie down on the ground if you are unhappy in the future. If you let others see the joke, you will easily catch a cold in your stomach, you know that? "

Old Hei's eyes were all on the small half of the bowl, he nodded repeatedly, took the chopsticks and poked them into the bowl.

Miao Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he quickly stopped him, and started to teach him how to use it.

The noodles were quickly finished by Lao Hei in a daze, and the soup was almost finished, so how do you use the chopsticks?Naturally, I didn't learn it.

Of course Miao Jun was mentally prepared for this. He observed secretly. Although Lao Hei looked stupid, he was not actually stupid. He just didn’t understand many things, just like teaching a foreigner to learn how to use chopsticks requires repeated practice. It can only be mastered later.

He looked at Lao Hei with a smile, and still felt that all this was miraculous, as if somehow he had an older son who was so obedient, so tall, so handsome, and so strong.

His eyes fell on him naturally, only to find that the only discordant place was that his clothes were too small, tightly wrapping his body, so strong that he looked a little erotic.

Lao Hei put down his bowl, smacked his lips, turned his head to meet Miao Jun's gentle eyes, and then showed a happy smile.

Miao Jun's heart warmed, he got up and said, "Let's go, I'll buy you some clothes, my clothes will be worn out later."

"Buy some clothes?" Lao Hei repeated, not quite understanding.

Miao Jun smiled: "Go out and play."

"Go out and play!" Lao Hei immediately jumped three feet high.

It was already noon when Wang Luyan woke up. He picked up his phone to check the time, turned over and hugged Xueqiuer in his arms, and then woke up suddenly - Xueqiuer in his arms was not a cat.

Xueqiu'er was woken up by the sound of Wang Luyan gasping for air, she opened her eyes and looked at the person in front of her, wondering, "What's wrong?"

Wang Luyan stammered, "When did you become a human?"

Xueqiu'er stretched her waist, her body was as soft as satin, and said, "At night, half of the golden pill is missing. It takes too much energy to maintain the cat's figure, so let's change to a human form."

Wang Luyan smiled awkwardly. Last night, because he was talking about the past of his parents' death, he was sad for a while. Xueqiu'er turned into a cat shape to comfort him. He lay down with his arms around it for a while, and fell asleep unconsciously. Holding a handsome little boy in my arms, I thought it was just a sweet dream, and let myself go to sleep, never thought that Xueqiu'er had turned into a human again.

Although Xueqiu'er had shared the same bed with him since she was a child, but now she has become a person after all, no matter how you say it... she should avoid suspicion.

Xueqiu'er looked at him with a tangled look on his face, and thought to himself that he was a flirtatious young man thousands of years ago, how did he become such a pedantic man after his reincarnation, the gods never mind sharing the same bed with you, you feel awkward up?

"Hungry." Xueqiu'er said angrily.

"Ah..." Wang Luyan came back to his senses and felt a little hungry. According to his usual habits, he would feed Xueqiuer first when he woke up at noon on weekends, and then drive to the store to eat, but Now……

"You..." Wang Luyan scratched his head, "Do you want to eat cat food or... or order some takeaway?"

Xueqiu'er turned to look at Wang Luyan. In fact, he had never thought about eating anything other than cat food, but he suddenly became a little greedy after being asked this question.

"What takeaway?" Xueqiuer asked.

Wang Luyan thought for a while and said, "You...you probably love fish, right? Boiled fish? Pickled fish? Grilled fish?"

When Xueqiuer heard this, she couldn't help swallowing, and said, "These takeaways don't taste good anymore, let's go down and eat."

In fact, how could Xueqiuer, a greedy cat, obediently only eat cat food and canned food for more than [-] years?

Since he arrived at Wang's house, whenever he had time, he would take the form of a human and go outside to eat Haisai when there was no one at home. Sometimes he would steal some money from the house, and sometimes he would hide his body and eat directly in the shop. Most of the time, it is to use some tricks, and use some leaf toilet paper as banknotes.

It's just that many places have started to pay by mobile phone recently. When he took out the cash, the clerk inevitably felt that it was fresh, and he also had to check the banknotes. However, the anti-counterfeiting technology of banknotes is getting more and more advanced, and he almost got caught by the boss several times.

Therefore, he hadn't tasted something new for a long time, and when he got this opportunity today, he couldn't help urging Wang Luyan to go out.

Wang Luyan was pushed all the way to the bathroom by him, only to remember that he fell asleep in a daze yesterday and forgot to take a bath, so he said embarrassedly: "I...I want to take a shower first..."

Xueqiu'er was a little impatient, and said, "Take a bath every day, eight hundred times a day, I don't know why I love being clean so much."

Wang Luyan smiled and said, "Don't you also lick your own hair every day?──Hey? Do you want to take a bath?"

Upon hearing this, Xueqiu'er tilted her head and said, "Are you inviting me to wash with you?"

When Wang Luyan was asked this question, his face blushed immediately, he quickly closed the bathroom door, and said, "Ten minutes! I'll be ready in ten minutes!"

"Not even a minute late!" Xueqiuer shouted outside.

Wang Luyan turned on the shower, regardless of whether the water was warm or not, rushed to his face to calm himself down.

Speaking from conscience, the human form that Xueqiuer transformed was indeed his favorite.

Playful eyebrows, open corners of the mouth, soft lines, slender figure, in this era when gays all over the world are aesthetically pleasing with muscular sideburns and beards, it is really hard to find a character who fits his orientation as a beautiful boy in the last century Damn, even Miao Jun, whom he was thinking of, was a little too mature and upright.

Maybe it's because the virgin body that has persisted for more than 20 years can't stand any teasing. With such a joking sentence from Xueqiu'er, thousands of thick frames of images have already flown through his mind.

No!

That's a snowball!

Your cat! ! !

Are you human! ! !

Don't you like Miao Jun's cutie? ! !

Can you fantasize about him! ! !

"Bang bang!" Xueqiuer slammed on the door, "You still have 60 seconds!"

"Okay, okay, okay!" Wang Luyan obviously just took a shower for 10 minutes, and did a 10-minute ideological struggle, but he didn't dare to delay for a moment, and hurriedly dried himself, changed his clothes and left. Door.

"I'm starving, I'm starving," Xueqiu'er couldn't care less about the shyness on Wang Luyan's face when she became greedy, she just kept urging, "Hurry up, hurry up."

Wang Luyan responded quickly, but when he looked up, he saw the gum in Xueqiu'er's eyes and the messy hair.

"Uh...do you want to take a shower?"

Xueqiuer listened, smiled contemptuously, raised her hand and snapped her fingers, her face was immediately clean and tender as if she had just applied a facial mask, her hair looked as if she had just spent 500 yuan on a one-off look, and even the clothes she wore all over her body. I got a new one.

"Wow..." Wang Luyan was dumbfounded.

Xueqiu'er snatched Wang Luyan's arm and took it to the door, saying: "Okay, okay, next time you date Miao Jun, I will also give you a free hairstyle."

When Wang Luyan heard Miao Jun, countless romantic scenes of being handsome and handsome flew through his mind. He nodded with a smirk, then happily changed his shoes and went downstairs to drive. But a black man popped out.

"Brother! Brother! Hurry up! Hurry up! Go out and play!"