The life of the dog is given by the cat

Back at 305, sitting on the sofa, Miao Jun looked at Lao Hei in front of him, and finally felt worried again.

He was not a dog lover at first, and Lao Hei bought it back from his ex-boyfriend on his own initiative when it was his birthday three years ago, but left it to him after the breakup, and he has just let it take its course until now, unconsciously It gradually became a dogperson who couldn't walk when he saw a puppy on the street.

Sometimes watching some pet-themed movies, or watching some pet euthanasia videos and articles, Miao Jun couldn't help crying like rain, and couldn't imagine how sad he would be when Lao Hei had to leave this world first .

Now, Old Hei has turned into a human inexplicably. Although there is no need to worry about "grey-haired people giving black-haired people", but... What's the deal with keeping a big hunk as a pet? !

Miao Jun was worried, but Lao Hei couldn't sit still, squatting on the sofa and twisting his body back and forth, with an anxious look on his face.

"What are you doing?" Miao Jun asked with a frown.

"Handsome---"

"Tsk!" Miao Jun immediately interrupted Old Hei, "Is your name Junjun? ─ eh? How do you know my name is Junjun?"

Old Hei blinked and said innocently, "Old Bai's name is Junjun."

Miao Jun couldn't help being startled when he heard that, Lao Bai was his nickname for his ex-boyfriend, what he said before contacting Xueqiuer, Lao Hei is what he saw and heard when he was a dog, and it's only now that he starts Gradually understand.

"Mingming is also called Junjun." Lao Hei said again—Mingming is a good girlfriend who comes to Miao Jun's house from time to time.

"My mother's name is also Junjun, and my uncle's name is also Junjun—"

"All right, all right," Miao Jun interrupted him hastily, "That's them, can you call the master by his first name?"

"Master?" Lao Hei tilted his neck and thought for a while, then suddenly realized, "Master! Master!"

"..." Miao Jun looked at the hunky man in front of him calling him master excitedly, and felt like he had ordered some expensive special service.

"Don't call me master either..."

"What's that called?"

Miao Jun thought about it. Apart from calling Lao Hei Lao Hei and Xiao Hei on weekdays, he would also call him Da Er Zai when he was happy, but he couldn't let him call himself Dad, could he?

"You...you call Dad and I'll listen to you..." Miao Jun blushed as soon as he said this.

When Lao Hei heard it, he immediately shouted excitedly without blushing, "Dad! Dad!"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Miao Jun quickly asked him to stop, "You call me...you call me...brother."

"Got it!"

"Brother! No more!"

"elder brother!"

"Hmm..." Miao Jun frowned slightly. With an innocent look on Old Hei's face, he kept calling his brother, feeling a little sweet in his heart, as if he had raised a little wolf dog—in fact, Not an illusion.

"Brother! Go out and play!" Lao Hei shouted again.

"Fart! Just came back from outside! Go out and fart!" Miao Jun was angry for a second.

As soon as Lao Hei heard that Miao Jun got angry, he shrank his neck in embarrassment, and then said aggrievedly: "Go out and play...shit..."

"..."

Miao Jun helped his forehead in despair, "Poop if you shit, you are not a dog but a human now, you don't need to go out to play when you shit at home."

Old Hei was taken aback, shook his head and said, "No, I'm not at home."

"Why?" Miao Jun was puzzled for a moment.

Lao Hei scratched his head, "at home...at home...no..."

Seeing the appearance of Old Hei, Miao Jun was suddenly blessed, and suddenly remembered that when Old Hei was still Little Hei, he was "educated" by his ex-boyfriend several times when he was at home. pulled.

"It's all right," Miao Jun comforted quickly, "I'm not afraid now, I'm a human now, and I can go to the bathroom in my own home." After saying that, he pulled Lao Hei up and walked towards the bathroom.

"Come on, take off your pants and sit here." Miao Jun pointed to the toilet.

Lao Hei frowned and looked at the toilet, then at Miao Jun, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Ah! Just like Junjun!"

"Huh?!" Miao Jun raised his eyebrows, "Who do you look like?"

"Brother! Like a brother!"

"That's right, that's right," Miao Jun said impatiently, "Come on." But he thought to himself: Fortunately, I live alone and don't have to close the toilet door, otherwise I have to demonstrate how to squat on the toilet.

Lao Hei nodded excitedly, took off his pants, sat down on the toilet, and began to use force tentatively.

Miao Jun hurried out of the bathroom, and was about to close the door when Old Hei yelled, "Brother! Brother!"

Miao Jun pinched his nose and poked his head back, wondering, "Why?"

"Where are you going?" Old Hei looked nervous.

"Where can I go? I'm just outside."

"Don't go! Stay with Lao Hei!"

"...You shit, why am I with you! It stinks!"

Old Hei looked at Miao Jun pitifully with his mouth pursed. Although he had become a human being, his pair of mandarin duck eyes were still like a puppy's, round and drooping slightly, with a heart-wrenching bonus .

Miao Jun felt helpless. He heard that a dog is most vulnerable when it defecates and is most likely to be attacked. You can only rest assured if you look at its owner. When you took it downstairs to go to the bathroom, you didn't take this matter to heart, but who would? Thinking that it will become a human one day!

"Okay, okay," Miao Jun turned on the exhaust fan silently, "I won't go, you pull it, I'm right at the door."

Seeing that Miao Jun did not go out again, Lao Hei felt relieved and began to defecate.

Miao Jun was 1 speechless in his heart, holding his nose with one hand and taking out his cell phone with the other to pass the time.

In the end, within 2 minutes, after a few thuds, Lao Hei stood up excitedly, and while pulling up his pants, he said, "Brother! It's over!"

"Oh shit!" Miao Jun quickly grabbed his poor shorts, "Wipe your ass, brother!"

Old Hei was stunned again: "Wipe your butt?"

"..." Miao Jun was speechless for a while. Could it be that I want to wipe it for you?

"Think about it carefully, what is the procedure for your brother and me to go to the toilet?" He tried his best to restrain his emotions and said persuasively.

Old Hei tilted his head and thought for a while, then slowly sat back on the toilet, then suddenly reached out and took the mobile phone in Miao Jun's hand.

Miao Jun was taken aback, what does this mean?Then watching Lao Hei take the mobile phone and put it on the edge of the sink, he realized that he was usually playing with his mobile phone when he went to the toilet, and he had to put the mobile phone aside after he was done.

After putting down the phone, Lao Hei stretched out his hand to pull a few compartments of toilet paper, wiped it, then looked at it, folded it again, wiped it again, repeated this several times, threw it into the trash can, flushed it with his backhand, and then got up and lifted his pants , Washing hands, wiping hands, the whole set of movements are done in one go, Miao Jun was dumbfounded, I thought you observed me going to the toilet too carefully!

After wiping his hands, Lao Hei looked at Miao Jun with a smile, and called out, "Brother!"

Miao Jun was taken aback by the call, and then seeing Lao Hei's expectant expression, he reached out and stroked his neck helplessly, and said, "Old Hei is so good...Old Hei...so smart..."

After being praised, Lao Hei became more excited, poked his head out and licked Miao Jun's face.

Miao Jun wiped the saliva off his face silently, looked at Lao Hei with a wry smile, and thought: What kind of evil did I do...

After Wang Luyan sent Miao Jun and Lao Hei away, he also entered into a period of embarrassment.

Xueqiu'er went into his bedroom on his own, got into his bed, found a comfortable place, and lay down on his back.

Wang Luyan stood at the door in embarrassment and stared at him for a long time, hesitant to speak.

Xueqiuer opened one eye to look at him, sat up propped up, and asked lazily, "What are you doing?"

"..." Wang Luyan scratched his head, "You...I...this...we...how will we get along in the future..."

Xueqiu'er smiled lightly, "We'll get along as we did before."

"This..." Wang Luyan didn't know where to put his hands in embarrassment, "How can this be the same? You used to be a cat and my pet, but now..."

"Now I can still be a cat." As soon as the words fell, Xueqiu'er suddenly jumped forward, and when he landed, he had changed back to the appearance of a white cat.

Wang Luyan couldn't help but gasped, watching Xueqiu'er gracefully walk to his feet, and rubbing his tail back and forth on his calf as usual, but he lost all the joy of the past, and could not restrain himself The hairs stand on end all the time.

Xueqiu'er looked up at him, stretched out her front paws, stood up abruptly and turned into a human again, so frightened that Wang Luyan's heart almost jumped out.

"Are you afraid of me?" Xueqiu'er crossed her arms, looked at Wang Luyan playfully and said with a smile, "Today I have seen what Ye Gong is a good dragon."

Wang Luyan swallowed nervously, and said, "Why am I so fond of dragons, Mr. Ye? I just didn't get used to it for a while—eh? Dragons? Are there dragons in the world?"

Xueqiu'er didn't expect him to ask such a question, she was taken aback for a while, and replied: "Yes."

Wang Luyan's eyes lit up immediately: "Have you seen it?"

Xueqiu'er smiled contemptuously: "I have been under the child seat of Biyue for thousands of years, why haven't I seen it?"

"Wow..." Wang Luyan said in admiration, "Is it the same as the one in the painting? Is it the same as the one on TV? Are there still dragons now?"

Xueqiu'er rolled her eyes, was too lazy to answer his questions, turned around and lay back on the bed again.

Wang Luyan didn't care so much, and got into bed, sat down cross-legged, and asked excitedly: "Where is the Western White Tiger Sky you mentioned? Is it the sky? Stratosphere or troposphere? Or outside the atmosphere? You guys?" Won't the gods hit the plane rocket in the sky? Won't the satellite detect you?"

……

Xueqiu'er was given a headache by Wang Luyan's question. In fact, he saw that Wang Luyan was very curious about these topics of gods and ghosts since he was a child. He wanted to show his real body to him several times, but he was afraid that he was really a good dragon, so he accepted it. The second is that he is afraid that he will ask endless questions like he is now.

Finally, after Wang Luyan asked dozens of questions that didn't make sense in one breath, Xueqiu'er turned over and sat up, stretching out his hands for a "six".

"What do you mean?" Wang Luyan didn't understand, "Praise me for slipping?"

"..." Xueqiu'er pursed her lips, "Six words, heaven, opportunity, no, can, leak, reveal."

"Ah..." Wang Luyan couldn't hide his disappointment, "Can't you tell me everything?"

Seeing Wang Luyan's pitiful appearance, Xueqiu'er felt sympathetic for a moment, and said, "Okay, how about it, I can answer one of your questions about these in a day, so please ask carefully."

"Can I only ask one?"

"Only one question."

Wang Luyan pursed his lips and frowned, thought carefully, and said, "You said you have been blessing me for more than 20 years, right?"

"uh-huh."

"Then... when I was a junior..."

Xueqiuer's heart sank.

"My parents died...why didn't you save them?"