Take the idiot to farm

"Thank you, Gu Yun. Really, thank you very much." Wen Ze said seriously to Gu Yun, took off the blanket on his lap, stood up and touched his stomach.

"What are you?" Gu Yun thought that Wen Ze was moved by him and wanted to accept him, but Wen Ze stood up with a big belly.

"I'm pregnant. I'm a big man. I'm pregnant with that man." Wen Ze said with a calm expression.

"Really?" Gu Yun was surprised.

"Can it be a lie that you are so big? I won't joke with you about this kind of thing. Gu Yun, although you have shortcomings and advantages, you are still very good. But we are really not suitable, I can't like it You, the same attitude as before, I'm really sorry. I don't like the monster now. " Wen Ze said.

"I'll know if it's suitable or not. You're single now anyway, so why don't we be afraid if we try together. Don't say you're a monster, you're a treasure! Do you know how rare this kind of man's pregnancy physique is?" I have only heard of one case when I grew up so big. I am really looking forward to you being with me now, we have a common baby, it must be very cute!" Gu Yun said excitedly.

Wen Ze looked at Gu Yun, he didn't look like joking, he was very serious.

"Gu Yun, I'm sorry for making you come so far away. I don't want to be in love right now, I just want my baby to be born healthy. After working hard in the city for a few years, I'm very tired and I don't want to go out anymore. I’ve been here in Qicun. When you’re here, stay a few more days to experience rural life.” Wen Ze said to Gu Yun, asking Gu Yun to stay for a few more days and giving him more things to take care of his body is considered a reward.

Wen Ze can't say that he knows Gu Yun very well, and he also knows that this person loves to play, love to be noisy, go to nightclubs, drag racing, travel, etc. In this winter countryside, he probably won't be able to stand it for a long time, and he won't be able to stay any longer.

"Don't be sorry, it's fine if you don't drive me away. I want to live with you, you have so many houses here!" Gu Yun said cheerfully, without feeling frustrated.

"No, you have to stay at my house!" Cheng Zhanming said as soon as Gu Yun finished speaking, the door curtain was lifted.

"Why am I staying at your house!" Gu Yun was not happy.

"Gu Yun, I have installed heaters in only two rooms here, you should go live at my brother's house." Wen Ze said.

"I... well, I won't embarrass you." Gu Yun wanted to say that he was not afraid of the cold, but when he thought of the chill just now, he felt a chill in his heart. After thinking about it, he didn't sleep with Wen Ze at night, it didn't matter who they slept in. .

"Brother, can you tell me how did you go to Lincheng and how did you fight?" Wen Ze looked at Cheng Zhanming and asked.

"You lied to me. I couldn't ask anything, so I went to Lincheng to inquire. I just asked one of your colleagues casually, and the rumors were terrible. I'm not stupid. I don't know what kind of person you are. Didn't find anything. I heard that Luo Heng is engaged. If I don't hit him, who will I hit? You are good with him. He didn't protect you well and abandoned you when you needed it most. Now you are engaged so soon. , Are you still a human being? You are also responsible for your affairs, if it weren't for him, you would be beaten by someone... I will beat you next time I see you!" Cheng Zhanming said.

"I want to fight too!" Chu Han said, although he didn't quite understand, he was still fighting against the enemy.

"Well, let's fight together, fuck him!" Cheng Zhanming said.

"Brother, don't be angry, don't be impulsive again because of my affairs, I blame myself very much. The second uncle and the second aunt are very worried these days, and the second aunt hasn't slept well these days. This is the end of this matter .I have nothing to do with him now, he lives his life and I live mine. We are not from the same world." Wen Ze pulled Cheng Zhanming and said.

He understood Cheng Zhanming's feelings for him, even if Cheng Zhanming had an accident in Lincheng because of him, Cheng's family didn't say anything about him, they were already a family, Wen Ze didn't say thank you.

"Okay, let's not talk about those unhappy things. Ozawa, I'm resting at home these few days. You said you were going to make a chicken coop and a sheep pen, did you do it?" Cheng Zhanming asked Wen Ze.

"Make it a little bit, and stop when you have an accident. I drew a picture and planned the yard. There are quite a lot of things to be done." Wen Ze said.

"Show me. How do you plan this yard?" Cheng Zhanming said.

"Hanhan, show it to your brother." Wen Ze said to Chu Han, and Chu Han showed Cheng Zhanming the tablet.

The two-dimensional floor plan, in which the house is placed according to the size of the yard, and the planned appearance is very beautiful.

"Is it okay? Raise chickens and sheep in the backyard, get a vegetable field, plant flowers and plants in front, get a grape trellis, build a swing, buy some beautiful street lamps for installation. I also want to build a cellar for sweet potatoes, radishes and cabbage , Buy more at a time and put them in, and take them when you want to eat. It’s this cellar, I’m still thinking about where to put it. Is it too much work to build a basement.” Wen Ze pointed to the picture and said, enthusiastic about arranging his own small yard.

"Wow, you're really going to live! I'm looking forward to what it will be like in spring." Gu Yun looked at it and said.Those flowers and trees are also marked on the picture. Just imagine, it’s beautiful.

"Put the cellar in the front yard. It's good here. Put a cover on it. It won't get in the way. It's the right time to plant trees and transplant grapes. I'll show you what species you want." Cheng Zhanming said.

"Brother, by the way, let's see who has a milk dog in the village. I want to raise one, and there is no breed requirement." Wen Ze said.

"Okay, let's start today, let's build the sheepfold first." Cheng Zhanming said, rolling up his sleeves.

"Brother, you just came back, don't worry, you haven't eaten yet, Hanhan help bring over the food on the stove." Wen Ze pulled Cheng Zhanming and said.

Chu Han obediently went to serve the food.

"You did it? You'd better not move your body. Doesn't my mother come to bring you meals every day?" Cheng Zhanming frowned.

"No, Hanhan made it. I read the recipe to him, and he made it. I tasted it, and it was delicious. You should try it too." Wen Ze said.

Wen Ze had been eating at Cheng's house before, and later he started a stove himself, and he knew how to make some food. Today, knowing that Cheng Zhanming came back, he specially asked Second Aunt Cheng to help him buy hard vegetables such as chicken and beef, so he moved his mouth, washed vegetables, chopped The dishes and stir-fries are all from Chu Han, and they taste surprisingly good.

"Then let me try and see what this kid can do." Hearing what Wen Ze said, Cheng Zhanming went to help without further words.

"Then who? How did you live with you?" Gu Yun asked Wen Ze. He was a guest, and he had never been willing to help when he was used to eating.

"I picked it up on the way home. He is a good boy." Wen Ze said with a smile.

"I'll go, why don't you pick me up too! I'm also very stupid, you see... I can't take care of myself!" Gu Yun said with his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted.

"...you are so ugly!" Wen Ze was speechless, what a treasure!

"I'm ugly? Aunt Cheng said I'm more handsome than the actors on TV!" Gu Yun was indignant.

"Yeah, you look better than Gulu in the movie." Wen Ze said as he cleared the table and served them food.

"You must be talking ironically. It's naive to want to drive me away. Do you think I will believe you?" Gu Yun said with a smile.

Chu Han and the others had already brought up the dishes, because they were all steaming hot in the steamer.

Stewed fish with white radish, stewed pork ribs in red, fried diced chicken in sauce, braised beef in brown sauce, pink mutton soup with cabbage, served with a high stack of pancakes, a few hard vegetables, the portion is very large, all served in small porcelain basins, and the table is full up.

"I've been making it since the morning, and I gave some to my second aunt when I finished it. My second aunt also praised Hanhan for his good craftsmanship. You should try it." Wen Ze said.

His cooking skills are mediocre, and he has to read the recipes for any dishes. Chu Han's cooking is also made by him from the recipes, and he did not expect it to be unexpectedly delicious.

"This is too real! There are so many, can I eat it all?" Gu Yun looked surprised.

"You can tell when you taste it." Wen Ze smiled.

Gu Yun loves to play and also loves to eat. He is very particular about his food, and the portion is very small. He has never seen so many dishes in such a big pot.

When he started to move his chopsticks, he was still skeptical, and couldn't stop after taking a bite.

They were all grown men, Chu Han had the biggest appetite, and Cheng Zhanming was not small, so they were wiped out of the seemingly impossible task in no time.

In such a warm room in winter, eating a steaming delicious meal will satisfy everyone from the mouth to the stomach.

"I've never been so strong!" Gu Yun said while leaning on the sofa and rubbing his stomach.

"Here, there's nothing else to worry about." Wen Ze said with a smile.

Chu Han and Cheng Zhanming packed up their things, took a rest for a while, and then went to work in the backyard.

Wen Ze wants to raise a few sheep so that they can produce goat milk and drink it for themselves or for their babies. Both Chu Han and Cheng's family can drink it.Raising chickens naturally requires pure native eggs.

The Cheng family didn't raise chickens, and after learning that Wen Ze was pregnant, Second Aunt Cheng went to another house to buy a lot of native eggs for Wen Ze to eat.

All the cement bricks in the backyard were bought and piled there. Cheng Zhanming often worked at home. He was familiar with these things, so he rolled up his sleeves and started to do it. Chu Han listened to Cheng Zhanming's order to help.

Wen Ze also wanted to help, neither of them would let him go back to his room to play.

Gu Yun was very cold, but in order to show off, he also went to help. The cold bricks and cold cement made him doubt life.

The weather in northern winter is dry and the temperature is low. Even if the sun is bright, it still feels cold, dry and cold, and the skin is very uncomfortable.

Wen Ze could see a few people working through the glass window in the room. Cheng Zhan obviously disliked Gu Yun, but in order not to let him disturb Wen Ze, he still endured it.

Chu Han is the most honest. He lays the bricks very neatly. He seems to have obsessive-compulsive disorder. He can't bend a little bit. It's like building blocks. He thinks it's very fun.

The corners of Wen Ze's mouth turned upwards, he liked the present day more and more.

When you plant all the flowers, plants and trees you want to plant, and raise chickens, sheep, dogs, etc., it will be life-like, pleasing to the eye and in a good mood, and you will feel happy when you think about it.

These are part of a leisurely life, and the premise is that there must be money to maintain it. Naturally, Wen Ze has not forgotten to make money, and the things of contracting land for planting and homestay are also in his plan.

There is a lot of vacant land in the village. Wen Ze followed Cheng Erbo to the brigade to have a look, and bought a piece of connected land, about 100 mu, not far from here.When I was a child in October, I planted rapeseed as soon as I caught up with it, and I planted other rapeseeds in the coming year.

When the rape blossoms bloomed, the little bun in his stomach almost fell to the ground, and his semi-reclusive life ended.

Rapeseed flowers have a long flowering period, and beekeeping can be done at that time, and some people can also be attracted to watch and attract some people to run the homestay.

The lunch is still made from Chu Han, Wen Zesou's recipe.

After dinner, it got dark, and several people turned on the TV in Wenze's room, watching TV and chatting.

Wen Ze showed Chu Han a cartoon to watch, while the rest were chatting.

"Our place is a bit remote. The scenery is good, but there is nothing special about it. It's hard to attract people. I'm wondering if I can hire someone to advertise for us when the rape blossoms bloom. But I don't know anyone. Who the hell just sent a few private messages to the celebrity, and no one has replied to me until now." Wen Ze said.

"Look for me! My ex-girlfriend is an internet celebrity, and she is very popular. She broadcasts live, eats, drinks and has fun. After your rape blossoms bloom, I will ask her to take pictures with you, make a live broadcast, and advertise for you. Some people come here because of the reputation." Gu Yun heard some of Wen Ze's plans and followed up.

"Little Five!" Wen Ze heard Gu Yun say this, and was about to ask Gu Yun the specific situation, when Chu Han looked at the people on the TV and yelled, and pulled Wen Ze to let Wen Ze watch.

Wen Ze took a look, Chu Han changed the channel, and switched to a TV series that is currently showing, the plot of a business war movie, a bit of a mind-boggling plot, Wen Ze glanced at it before, but he didn’t watch it, he still likes Wu Brain Su Duo a little.

"Who is Xiao Wu?" Wen Ze wondered.

"Little Five! It's Xiao Wu!" Chu Han went to the TV and pointed at the protagonist.

"Uh, his name isn't Xiao Wu, he's called Chu Ming, and he's the film king. Don't get so close to the TV, come and watch." Wen Ze said.

Chu Han sat next to Wen Ze, watched TV, frowned, as if thinking about something, Wen Ze didn't care, and talked to Gu Yun.

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Babies who have watched "After Removing Makeup, My Wife Becomes a Man" should have known it for a long time. It was mentioned in the episode that the identity of Mingming's missing elder brother, Chu Han, is not a mystery →_→