what a fool

Qu Wuhao covered his face, and giggled silly, as stupid as a millionaire, Xue Qiyun just laughed at Qu Wuhao for being a fool.

Qu Wuhao: [Golden master papa kissed me. 】

system:【......】

Qu Wuhao: [In addition to ginger, there is also strawberry-flavored cream. 】

system:【.........】

Qu Wuhao: [Gold Master's dad actually ate strawberry cake behind my back! 】

System: [Get out! 】

Qu Wuzhen covered his lips, looked at Xue Qiyun, stretched out his hand to pull his face, felt no pain, and then boasted foolishly: "Jin Zhu Papa, you are so pretty."

The smile on the corner of Xue Qiyun's mouth dazzled Qu Wuhao's eyes, and Qu Wuhao clapped his hands: "Jinzhu Baba, you are so handsome."

Xue Qiyun leaned forward and asked Qu Wuhao: "Then do you want to take me away who is so handsome?"

Qu Wuzhen touched his nose and asked, "Humans and ghosts have different paths, so they can't do it."

Xue Qiyun's face darkened.

God tm couldn't do it, Xue Qiyun stretched out his hand and rubbed Qu Wuhao's buttocks, Qu Wuhao jumped up instantly, and floated to the back of the guest room door, looking at Xue Qiyun vigilantly, as if he wanted to protect his chastity.

[You still have chastity? 】

【No, I just want to play cosplay. 】

The system fell silent for a while, and silently began to recite the staff rules: [Killing the host is not good, it will be recycled and reformed, the world is so good, but I am so irritable, this is not good. 】

Qu Wuhao pursed his lips, Xue Qiyun thought that Qu Wuhao had failed to accept him, thought that his confession and Meng Lang's actions just now frightened him, and sat down on the sofa in frustration.

Looking at Xue Qiyun's back, Qu Wuhao suddenly felt distressed, feeling that he was a heinous villain, but in fact he thought that Jin Zhu's papa was really good, so Qu Wuhao paused, stepped forward and hugged Xue Qiyun.

Xue Qiyun, who had succeeded in his treachery, suddenly pulled Qu Wuhao into his arms, and then crushed him down. Qu Wuhao looked at Xue Qiyun on him, and blushed hopelessly.

Seeing the ghost under him, the blush appearing on that pale face, Xue Qiyun smiled lowly, his deep voice pierced into Qu Wuhao's ear, hitting Qu Wuhao's eardrum.

Qu Wuzhen stretched out his hand to push Xue Qiyun back, and shouted: "Heavy."

Xue Qiyun raised his eyebrows, kissed the kid's mouth, then let go of Qu Wuhao's hand, then bent down to hug Qu Wuhao's whole body.

Qu Wuzhen was hugged by the princess again, still a little shy, he hammered Xue Qiyun's chest muscles with his small fist, and asked, "Why are you hugging me up?"

Thinking that he was going to explore the mysteries of life, although Qu Wuzhen was blushing, he was very excited. He wished he could discuss his outlook on life and values ​​with Xue Qiyun now.

Qu Wuzhen closed his eyes, but did not wait for Xue Qiyun to put him on the big soft bed. Qu Wuzhen opened his eyes, only to find that Xue Qiyun was standing on a scale, frowning at the numbers on the scale.

"People say that the soul weighs 21 grams, but I never thought you would weigh 300 grams!"

Qu Wuzhen got down from Xue Qiyun's body angrily, raised his hand and slapped Xue Qiyun's face with a slap, he was so excited!

While looking at the scale, Xue Qiyun looked at Qu Wuhao's weight up and down. It was still the chubby cheeks when he came here, and his waist was quite thin, so nothing changed. Why did he suddenly become so heavy?

Seeing Qu Wuzhen hiding in the corner and drawing circles, Xue Qiyun walked to the corner, hugged Qu Wuzhen in his arms and was about to take off his clothes: "It seems that you need to exercise properly."

Qu Wuzhen pretended to push back a few times. The moment Xue Qiyun bit his lips, Qu Wuzhen felt that he was soaring up. Xue Qiyun looked at the little ghost in his arms who had been disturbed by him and turned into a ball of water. , put his hands under Qu Wuzhen, and kneaded gently.

Great skills!Qu Wuhao was about to cry, she was so happy, Xue Qiyun asked Qu Wuhao: "Are you happy?"

Qu Wuzhen glanced at Xue Qiyun indifferently, and was still cosplaying the image of his own soft little white flower, wanting to cry: "I'm not happy."

Xue Qiyun raised his eyebrows, and then Qu Wuhao was fucked.

The ghost's place was not hot, it was even a little cold, but Xue Qiyun felt that it was very hot there, so hot that the pores of his whole body opened up, it was like being soaked in water.

When it was over, Qu Wuzhen immediately put his fucked-up persona behind his head, grabbed Xue Qiyun, and began to tell him how to get pleasure, it's impossible to be like him.

What men hate the most is being told no by the person they like. Xue Qiyun suppressed Qu Wuhao, pushed that part in again, desperately grinding on the most comfortable point of Qu Wuhao, watching Qu Wuhao's tears were pushed out , smiled and said: "Ha ha."

In the end, Qu Wuhao begged for mercy and said that Xue Qiyun was amazing, the most powerful, so powerful that he shot him in the stomach, so Xue Qiyun let Qu Wuhao go.

On the second day, Qu Wuzhen greeted the system with a refreshed mind: [You have a good body, you have money, you have to look good, and the most important thing is the abs, which is great. 】

The system chanted the heart-cleaning mantra: [Our system has a mosaic, so we can't see anything. 】

As soon as Qu Wuzhen heard it, he opened his mouth and started to tell the system the details of what happened yesterday. The system slapped Qu Wuzhen directly to tell him to shut up. I don't mind: [It's a pity. 】

System: [Get out. 】

Now Xue Qiyun began to officially move into Qu Wuhao's house, and he didn't even go to the master bedroom, just lay on Qu Wuhao's bed, discussing the value of life with Qu Wuhao, so that Qu Wuhao had nothing to do except eat and sleep. That's all.

The system couldn't stand it any longer: [Are you going to complete the task or not, the bonus is gone. 】

Qu Wuzhen pursed his lips and said, "Okay, okay, but the next world of the system, please find him a gong with great skills and a good job."

The system poohed Qu Wuhao's face.

Qu Wuhao lay beside Xue Qiyun, touched Xue Qiyun's abdominal muscles and said yes, the system said that if Qu Wuhao's action was not convincing at all.

"Xue Qiyun, how do you think I can make you poor?"

"Wait until I die."

"........."

Qu Wuzhen gave Xue Qiyun a hard look, and cursed: "Don't talk nonsense."

Thinking that Qu Wuzhen was feeling sorry for herself, Xue Qiyun was about to smile brightly when he heard Qu Wuzhen's next words: "If you die, I won't support you, and I don't have any money."

Xue Qiyun said mmp, and then cut off Qu Wuhao's snacks, and then Qu Wuhao cried, crying so loudly, as if he had lost the goal of living in this life.

Oh, he's dead.

Thinking of this, Qu Wuhao felt even more uncomfortable, and when Xue Qiyun was about to go out, he lay there hugging Xue Qiyun's waist, crying, "I want snacks, I can't cook without snacks, papa, I want to eat! "

In the end it was Xue Qiyun who compromised, he stretched out his hand and stroked Qu Wuhao's hair, and then said with a smile: "Okay, I will send some food over later."

Qu Wuzhen raised his hands and cheered, then gave Xue Qiyun a loving hug, and printed a watermark on Xue Qiyun's chin.

Xue Qiyun just went out, and before going out, he turned around and asked Qu Wuhao: "How's the weather today?"

Qu Wuzhen said that the weather today is very good and the sun is shining, Xue Qiyun hummed and went out.

When he arrived at the office, Xue Qiyun first called his assistant: "Where's the umbrella I gave you yesterday?"

"I took it home." The little assistant showed gratitude when talking about this matter: "Thank you, President, I didn't get caught in the rain that day, otherwise I might catch a cold today."

Speaking of catching a cold, Xue Qiyun felt that his nose was a little itchy, picked up the tissue next to him, put it on his nose, and said, "Give me back that umbrella."

The little assistant was confused, he glanced at Xue Qiyun, Xue Qiyun raised his eyebrows to express that he could not go against his intention.

The things that are sent out have to be brought back.

The little assistant nodded and said yes, anyway, he also has an umbrella at home.

Xue Qiyun was now happy. The work in the morning was too stressful, and the accumulated work made Xue Qiyun feel that his head was going to be a paste, and his temples were painful. He called Qu Wuhao aggrievedly: "Qu Wuhao ,I am sick."

"Yes! I told you not to carry an umbrella that day!"

"I...I feel bad, I have a fever and my nose is uncomfortable."

Qu Wuzhen sighed, the original boss who blocked him from the door changed: "Okay, okay, I know."

Refusing the cold medicine brought by his little assistant, Xue Qiyun sat there quietly waiting for Qu Wuhao, and then went out to pick up the lunch box from the courier brother himself.

Cold medicine, ginger soup, stomach-nourishing porridge, there are many miscellaneous things, but they can all be used. Finally, Xue Qiyun pulled out a fever-reducing sticker with a pink pig printed on it from the bottom.

Xue Qiyun said: "This thing is really cheap." Then he obediently pasted it on his forehead, and for some reason, he even stuck the anti-fever sticker to inspect the company.

Then the whole company knows that the president is now in possession, and some girls are still stubborn, thinking that they haven't put on the ring yet, so there is still a chance.

This private remark attracted Xue Qiyun's attention, he didn't know when he had been attracted to that ghost, so it should be a good idea to trap him with a ring, he turned on the computer and searched: "Where is the custom-made diamond ring better. "

Qu Wuhou sat in the room cleaning up the house, feeling like a househusband, and complained to the system: [Tong'er, I don't want to stay at home anymore, I want to go out and play. 】

【Where did you throw the task! 】The system said angrily: 【I didn't ask you to come on vacation! 】

[You can only find a way when you go out, how can you find a way when you stay at home. 】

[It's all nonsense] The system hummed, but it still agreed with Qu Wuhao's idea.

The door of Xue Qiyun's house was locked with a code, and it was Xue Qiyun's birthday, so Qu Wuzhen didn't take anything when he went out, thinking that it would be all right to go back before Xue Qiyun came back.

Then I saw a ghost in the square who was dancing square dance with the aunts.

System: 【...mmp Is this how you came out to find a solution! 】

Qu Wuhao said yes, and then began to stretch her arms and legs more seriously with the aunt leading the dance, and hummed: "You are my little one, little apple, I can never love you too much."

Qu Wuhao's singing was so out of tune, such a big guy danced so seriously, it caused a chuckle from beside him.

Looking back, Qu Wuhao's eyes lit up, and he hurried to the little white rabbit's side: "Xihuan, why are you here?"

Xi Huan looked around, pulled Qu Wuhao to a place where no one was around, and said, "I...I'm here to find my uncle."

Qu Wuhao let out an oh, then stretched out his hand to stroke the fur of the little white rabbit, and squinted his eyes in satisfaction.

Well, soft.

Xi Huan remembered something, took out a pack of big white rabbits from her schoolbag, held them in both hands and handed them to Qu Wuhao. In his mouth, he was very happy: "Let me tell you, the bastard in our family never told me to eat so much sugar, saying that there would be tooth decay, where the hell did we get tooth decay!"

The jerk in our family?

Xi Huan caught the most crucial words, and then frowned fiercely. He pulled Qu Wuhao with some unhappiness, and then buried his head in Qu Wuhao's arms, holding his mouth shut, feeling bored. He said: "Qu Wuhao, can you send me to my uncle?"

Qu Wuzhen asked the time, calculated the time when Xue Qiyun would come back, Qu Wuzhen waved his hand: "Okay."

Xi Huan smiled and pulled Qu Wuzhen and left, holding Qu Wuzhen's hand very tightly, but she didn't dare to pull it outside like Xue Qiyun in an open manner, because others could not see Qu Wuzhen and would look at him strangely Look at him, so he quietly put Qu Wuhao's hand into his pocket.

Qu Wuzhen didn't think there was anything wrong, he was used to being led by Xue Qiyun, he asked Xi Huan: "Did those little bastards look for you again?"

Xi Huan shook her head and said no: "I was scared away by you."

Qu Wuhao laughed hehehe, and said that's fine, and he didn't care where he was dragged. He felt that the scenery was very familiar, and thought that this place was really similar to Xue Qiyun's villa area, and then he was dragged to The door of my own house.

Looking at the big Xue character on the door and the garbage he forgot to throw out when he went out, Qu Wuhao's expression became elegant for a moment.

【You are so stupid that I can't look directly at you. 】

Qu Wuhao hummed, unhappy, seeing Xihuan standing at the door, asked Xihuan: "Why don't you go in?"

"I don't know the password."

Seeing Xi Huan who bowed his head a little aggrieved, Qu Wuzhen let out a long sigh, called Xue Qiyun to ask, then entered the password, and brought Xi Huan in.

Xi Huan was dazed all the way from the door to being brought in. This was the first time he had entered Xue Qiyun's house, and he usually waited at the door and then explained the situation at the door.

After entering the house, Xi Huan could clearly feel a warm atmosphere, the big pillow, those pink things, and the big bag of snacks just delivered by the door were obviously for the eyes. This ghost prepared it.

So is the bastard of our family that Qu Wuzhen said is the uncle?

Thinking of this, Xi Huan suddenly felt a little lost in his heart. He looked at Qu Wuhao beside him who was beckoning him to eat fruit, his eyes were dim, and he put his schoolbag neatly at the door before stepping in. inside the door.

Looking at Qu Wuhao's bright red lips and white teeth when he was eating fresh fruit, Xi Huan felt a little parched, Xi Huan said without thinking, "Qu Wuhao, you look so good-looking."

Qu Wuzhen was taken aback for a moment, then touched his face, and said yes, yes, I am the most beautiful in the world, and I have no shame at all.

Xi Huanben was a little embarrassed, seeing Qu Wuhao playing tricks, couldn't help laughing out loud, Qu Wuzhen felt that he was awesome, and relieved the tension of the children.

Because of having a child who is growing up, Qu Wuhao cooked a large table of dishes at night, but there was nothing spicy, for fear that Xue Qiyun would catch a cold and make his throat feel uncomfortable.

When Xue Qiyun came back, Qu Wuzhen went up to meet him, took Xue Qiyun's briefcase, and asked, "Is it still burning?"

Xue Qiyun showed a vulnerability he had never seen before: "Now the temples are still uncomfortable."

It was the first time that Xue Xihuan saw his uncle showing such an expression, he was stunned for a while, forgetting the usual rules, he didn't go up to say hello at all, instead he just stood there.

Xue Qiyun held Qu Wuhao in his arms, just like that, and after letting go of Qu Wuhao, he saw Xi Huan standing there like a statue.

"How did you get in?"

"I...I..." Hearing her uncle's obviously dissatisfied voice, Xi Huan almost didn't cry.

Qu Wuzhen struggled out of Xue Qiyun's embrace: "Well... I brought him in, and he gave me the big white rabbit in my pocket last time."

Xue Qiyun frowned even more when he heard this: "Don't you know that your teeth have black spots now? Do you still dare to eat candy?"

Xi Huan was so frightened by these words that Qu Wuzhen gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "I had that decayed tooth before I died! If you don't like it, don't keep licking my decayed tooth!"

Xue Qiyun's face blushed for a moment, his eyes fluttered a little, and then he stretched out his hand to pinch Qu Wuhao's cheek, his eyes were full of doting, Xi Huan silently clenched his fist, watching the interaction between the two, his reddish There was a trace of sadness in his eyes.

During Qu Wuzhen's contact with Xue Qiyun, he clearly felt that Xue Qiyun's skin was much hotter than before. Xue Qiyun pointed to his forehead: "I still want this morning's anti-fever paste." At the end, he added: " And the one with the little pig!"

Qu Wuhao: "..."

Xue Xihuan: "..."

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