what a fool

"What are you writing?" Qu Wuzhen was sitting on the sofa next to him, holding Liu Ningshu's mobile phone and playing matchmaker, and looked up at Liu Ningshu, who was lying in front of the table and seriously recording something.

"Write down these things today, and tomorrow you will know who I am and what I have done." Liu Ning wrote seriously, but Qu Wuhao was stunned for a while, and then walked forward to close Liu Ning's diary. Get up: "I'm here, you don't have to write, I will tell you what happened today tomorrow."

Liu Ningshu glanced at him several times, causing Qu Wuhao to scratch the back of his head in embarrassment: "I know I'm good-looking, so don't look at me like that."

Putting Liu Ningshu's diary together with a deadpan face: "From now on, you will have me in your memory, and my memory will be your memory, how nice it is."

Very attractive conditions, Liu Ningshu raised his eyebrows, finally put down the pen in his hand, and readily agreed with Qu Wuhao's statement.

System: [I have an ominous premonition. 】

Qu Wuhao: [Hey hey hey~]

system:【.......】

Sure enough, the next day when the system watched Liu Ningshu ask Qu Wuhao who he was, Qu Wuhao smiled and said, "I am your deceased lover."

Liu Ningshu was silent for a while, then opened the diary, and Qu Wuzhen smiled stupidly beside him, thinking that everyone had blocked Secretary Liu Ning's diary yesterday, he still didn't believe that Liu Ningshu could really think of something, but he didn't expect Liu Ningshu knocked his head hard: "I'm your father, you can't do incest."

The Xiaoxiaole in his hand lost the number of steps, and when the big gameover was written, Qu Wuzhen felt that his heart was more sad than death, holding his heart in pain, and looked at Liu Ningshu with tears in his eyes: "How can you not believe me?" Well, Xiao Liu smashed it."

"Once upon a time, we agreed not to be born in the same year and the same month, but to die in the same year and the same day."

"You once said to me: My heart for you is fresh beer, clear and sweet; my love for you is wine, delicious and sweet; my love for you is knives and shochu, full of passion; drunk in my arms, infinite love , I was very moved at the time, but I didn't expect you to forget it when you turned around."

"You once told me that meeting me is the fate of your life; holding me is the happiness of your life; falling in love with me is the luck of your life. It is the happiness of your life to be with me in this life. You forgot again."

The corner of Liu Ningshu's mouth twitched, and he took the phone from Qu Wuhao's hand, looked at the search on it and said: the most disgusting love classic sentence, turned his head and looked at Qu Wuhao with a half-smile, and Qu Wuhao said goodbye with a guilty conscience Finally, he couldn't bear the burning eyes behind him, hugged his head and shouted: "Dad! I'm just kidding!"

Liu Ningshu looked at the diary in his hand: "I knew I shouldn't trust you, so it was right to get up in the middle of the night to write a diary."

Hearing this, Qu Wuhao quit, stood up and pointed to Liu Ningshu's nose, and looked at him in disbelief: "I didn't expect you to disbelieve me so much, oh my little Liu." He covered his mouth With his own face, he grabbed Liu Ningshu's quilt beside him and wiped away tears that didn't exist: "You actually lied to my feelings."

Liu Ningshu grabbed Qu Wuhao's ear, and pulled hard: "Who cheated whose feelings? Hmm?"

Qu Wuhou curled his lips, stopped talking, turned his back to Liu Ningshu and threw a club there, as if he had been greatly wronged, Liu Ningshu sighed, ignored him, and went to sort out the memories in the diary.

Qu Wuhao, who had no one to comfort him, snorted a few times arrogantly, but found that Liu Ningshu ignored him at all, and finally felt that he was bored, so he ran to Liu Ningshu's side: "Do you have any memories about me in your diary? "

The diary was very thick, and it probably started to be recorded since Liu Ningshu was a child, but Liu Ningshu turned to the bottom, and he didn't see Qu Wuhao's name: "No."

【Very good! ] Qu Wuzhen felt that the big stone in his heart was let go. It was a fabricated story from childhood. If Liu Ningshu really wrote his name, the lie would be exposed, and Liu Ningshu would use a magic talisman to get him into a ghost within minutes. before.

"It's not there." Qu Wuzhen felt disappointed, sat on the sofa and exhaled, relaxed a lot, Liu Ningshu closed the diary: "So how did you die?"

Qu Wuhao rolled his eyes, thought about how his original body died, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "To buy cotton candy for a certain kid."

Liu Ningshu was silent for a while, and finally broke into a smile that was uglier than crying: "I didn't like to eat cotton candy when I was young."

No need to think about it, knowing that Liu Ningshu blocked this matter on him, Qu Wuzhen floated to Liu Ningshu's side: "You liked to play pranks on me when you were young."

[I have never seen such a brazen person!Didn't you make Liu Ningshu feel guilty towards you? 】

[I don't want to complete the task, so that I can better stay with Liu Ningshu and gain a sense of presence! 】Suddenly, Qu Wuzhen had an idea, felt that things were not that simple, and looked at the system with accusing eyes: 【Don't you want me to not pay me if the task can't be completed, and let me do it for nothing? 】

system:【......】

Liu Ningshu touched Qu Wuhao's head, but found that Qu Wuhao's eyes were not on him, but on the mobile phone he had snatched from Qu Wuhao's hand just now, sighed, and returned the mobile phone to Qu Wuhao In his hand, he saw Qu Wuzhen's eyes suddenly brighten: "Liu Ningshu, your traffic is running out, what's the WIFI password here?"

Liu Ningshu raised his eyebrows, seeing Qu Wuhao's expectant eyes, smiled and uttered a cruel sentence: "I know, but I won't tell you."

Qu Wuhao was taken aback, and then threw himself on Liu Ningshu: "Ghosts without WIFI are different from salted fish!!!" Qu Wuhao's hands were so strong that Liu Ningshu couldn't breathe: "If you don't let me go, believe it or not, I won't even let you get your phone."

"Is this the only trick you have?" Qu Wuzhen said this contemptuously, but still hid in a place far away from Liu Ningshu, looking at Liu Ningshu's eyes and accusing: "You are ruthless, you are shameless, you make trouble for no reason."

Liu Ningshu let out a hehe, and Qu Wuhao felt goosebumps all over his body, and he didn't dare to speak at all. After a while, he saw that Qu Wuhao had forgotten what happened just now, and was addicted to Xiaoxiaole, unable to extricate himself from it. .

Occasionally, when clearing the level, there will be a big smile on the corner of Qu Wuhao's mouth, which will appear on his face undisguisedly. Liu Ningshu has to say that Qu Wuhao is such a happy person who can get such a happy emotion from a small game. Optimistic enough to make him envious.

"Qu Wuhao, I want to go out, do you want a piece?" Liu Ningshu felt that he was completely ignored, so he couldn't help asking, but he didn't expect Qu Wuhao to wave his hand, continue to play with his mobile phone, and devote himself to the game : "Go early and come back early."

[Qu Wuhao!Are you going to complete the mission? 】

[Okay, okay. 】

Qu Wuzhen reluctantly put down the phone, and complained when looking at Liu Ningshu, he never took his eyes off the phone before going out, even when Liu Ningshu dragged him out, he still held the door frame to look at the phone inside.

Liu Ningshu turned around, put the phone in his hand, then shook it in front of Qu Wuhao's eyes, then put the phone in his pocket and walked out, Qu Wuhao was taken out smoothly.

【Can not bear to look. 】The system covered its face, expressing that following such a host was extremely embarrassing.

"Liu Ningshu, where are we going?" Qu Wuhao shook his head, looking around, the place is busy, the children ran past them, and the parents behind ran after them calling their names.

"Go to work." Liu Ningshu put the women's outfit that he wore yesterday into the trash can next to him, and patted the hand that was carrying the women's outfit in distaste. Then, still a little dissatisfied, he stepped forward and grabbed Qu Wu Huo rubbed against his body, then nodded in satisfaction.

Qu Wuhao, who felt like he was being treated as a handkerchief: "..."

This time, Liu Ningshu directly brought Qu Wuhao to the mountain. There was no signal on the mountain, and Qu Wuhao cried silently holding Liu Ningshu's mobile phone.

Liu Ningshu was invited in by a huge crowd, and they called Liu Ningshu respectfully: "Teacher." Thinking of his previous life, he ended up being a dry gentleman, Qu Wuzhen was a little dissatisfied, and stretched out his hand to pinch Liu Ningshu arm.

Liu Ningshu was pinched for no reason, but because there were too many people around, it was hard to show anything, so he could only endure it abruptly, but he didn't expect that Qu Wuhao would get worse and start scratching Liu Ningshu's itchy flesh, making Liu Ningshu's expression Painful, he was about to smile again, and the person who invited Liu Ningshu took a few steps back: "Teacher, have you been possessed by a ghost too?!"

Liu Ningshu grabbed Qu Wuhao's hand, hehe smiled: "No, it's nothing."

Qu Wuhao felt the warmth on the back of his hand, he pursed his lips: "Okay, I won't make trouble anymore, you go to work, I'll be waiting for you."

Liu Ningshu let go of his hand, the warmth just now turned into ice cold, sat down on the ground beside him, picked up a straw from the side and put it in his mouth, under the chewing of his teeth, the root of the straw heaved up and down. It has more meaning.

[In the days when there is no signal and WIFI, I actually only have straw roots to accompany me. ] Qu Wuhao saw the messy grass roots next to him, and suddenly became interested, and made something that looked different: [Tong'er, do you look like Liu Ningshu! 】

【……】The system looked at the little scarecrow up and down, looked at Qu Wuhao's expectant eyes, and said against his conscience: 【It's very similar. ] After finishing speaking, I felt my conscience left.

Qu Wuzhen hugged the scarecrow and was complacent. When he saw Liu Ningshu approaching him, he smiled and raised the scarecrow high: "Liu Ningshu, the villain I made for you, does it look like you!"

"Give it to me?" Liu Ningshu took the invisible scarecrow from Qu Wuhao's hand, couldn't help laughing, and when Qu Wuhao felt that Liu Ningshu was laughing at him, he hit him twice Afterwards, he replied, "It really looks like me."

The scarecrow in his hand was made into a small smiling face by Qu Wuzhen with the black paint that he did not know where he got it. Liu Ningshu gently put the scarecrow in his pocket, patted the pocket of his trousers with the corner of his mouth curled up, and put Qu Wuzhen on Huo got the straw out of his mouth, put it in his mouth, and then sat beside Qu Wuhao.

Qu Wuzhen glanced away at Liu Ningshu, and folded another straw from the side and put it in his mouth. The straw had a faint fragrance. Qu Wuzhen glanced at Liu Ningshu: "You don't dislike my dirty saliva."

"A ghost, can the saliva get into our mouths?" Liu Ningshu said indifferently: "And the ones you swallowed are relatively clean."

Qu Wuzhen spat out the straw in his mouth, and threw himself on Liu Ningshu, Liu Ningshu also accompanied Qu Wuhao, and finally the two fell down on the soft straw panting, panting, the two looked at each other and smiled.

"How is your work done?" Qu Wuzhen turned around and asked Liu Ningshu.

Liu Ningshu pinched Qu Wuhao's nose: "It's not a big job, it's just a starving ghost that has entangled this family, and it should have been reincarnated by now."

Qu Wuzhen was pinched uncomfortably, avoiding Liu Ningshu's hand, suddenly remembered something, and asked seriously: "Liu Ningshu, I need you to seriously answer a question for me, how much do you charge for catching ghosts this time?"

"Eight thousand."

[Eight thousand!eight thousand!eight thousand!eight thousand!Tonger, did you hear that, eight thousand! ] Qu Wuzhen was shocked. In the last world, he was only [-] at a time, and this person directly doubled it!

[I heard it, I heard it. 】The system gritted its teeth.

[So you won't give me a raise! 】Qu Wuhou was filled with righteous indignation.

[No price increase, you can earn money if you have the ability, and I didn't stop you. 】The system let out a heck, and then mocked.

Then the system saw Qu Wuzhen approaching Liu Ningshu, blinking his eyes: "Liu Ningshu, I will rely on you to support me from now on!"

"It's ok, I can keep you for as long as I want." Liu Ningshu slapped Qu Wuhao on the head, touched his chin and said, "For the sake of saving you from going out and chasing others."

Qu Wuhao was very happy when he got the reply, he twirled around to express his excitement, and in order to express his current mood, he walked around Liu Ningshu twice.

Qu Wuhao's emotions made Liu Ningshu couldn't help but patted his head, and finally sighed: "I don't understand what you are happy about."

Ghosts don't need to eat, and they don't need to buy clothes in this world, so Qu Wuhao is so happy that Liu Ningshu doesn't understand at all, but Qu Wuhao is bouncing down the mountain.

The two were walking on the road, and Qu Wuzhen was suddenly pulled by Liu Ningshu. Qu Wuzhen, who hadn't braked in time, almost fell to the ground. Just as he was about to blame Liu Ningshu for pulling him suddenly, he saw Liu Ningshu dragged Qu Wuhao into an electronic appliance store. shop.

Holding the latest tablet, Qu Wuzhen was still a little unclear, so he clicked on the game on the tablet. It was Liu Ningshu who asked the clerk to download Xiaoxiaole and other games that could be played on the tablet.

"This tablet is precious."

"It's only [-], which happens to be the appearance fee for this time." Liu Ningshu looked at Qu Wuhao's mouth that was almost pulled to the back of his head, and sighed: "If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't need to come out on such a hot day Go for a run."

"So it's because of me that I went to work." Qu Wuhao hugged the tablet and kissed twice: "Thank you, Dad!"

[System, can the tablet be taken away when this world ends. 】

【Can't. 】

[QAQ] Qu Wuhao feels that life is lacking in light, so he stays up all night with his tablet in his arms and plays there. He is afraid that if there is something missing to play games, the next world will not have such a generous task object.

This situation caused Liu Ningshu to see Qu Wuhao's wide-open eyes as long as he opened his eyes at night, and the tablet on his knees emitted a strange light. It was so scary that Liu Ningshu felt that seeing this face every time he went to the toilet at night was a challenge to test his determination.

Three days later, Liu Ningshu said that he was going to a large family to do a ritual, and to force Qu Wuhou to separate from his tablet. A young man in a family passed away, and he needed him to do a ritual to let the child go away with peace of mind. When Qu Wuzhen came to his side, he hardly went out except for the tablet, so he dragged Qu Wuhao out.

The venue for the ceremony is next to the cemetery, unlike what Qu Wuhao imagined, this place is too remote, it can even be said to be a bit desolate, but the family is determined to be buried here.

"If you do this, the child's innocent soul will not be at peace, do you understand?"

"It's just a broom star!" The child's stepmother looked at the cemetery and waved her hands in disgust. She even felt disgusted when she looked at the cemetery.

Qu Wuhao turned his head and saw a child hiding behind a tree and staring blankly at this side. The child looked at the stepmother with sadness and bewilderment in his eyes, but he had no resentment alone. Walking to the side of the child: "What's your name?"

"My name is Xing Xing." The child's eyes were wide open, and Qu Wuhao's heart was about to melt. He reached out and touched the child's head: "Xing Xing is such a good boy."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Liu Ningshu opened his eyes wide and looked towards this side, shouting something in his mouth, but Qu Wuhao couldn't hear clearly, he felt that his eyes were fainting, the child was so clear His eyes became cloudy, and his laughter was horrifying.

The child grabbed his clothes almost firmly, unwilling to let go, then the corners of his mouth slowly curled up, revealing two small canine teeth, and he was about to bite Qu Wuhao's neck viciously superior.

"Qu Wuyu!!!"

The author has something to say: Will shou be made into a pill, your brains are so cute, and by the way, you will overwhelm your readers shou~

Tell me loudly again!Isn't it very sweet!

Qu Wuhao: Strange Light