What should I do if the goddess turns into water?[Gl]
Chapter 12 The Legend of the Water God
Qiu Ya alone lowered the living standards of the people all over the world, making the Lord Water God mistakenly think that all human beings are living in dire straits. :
——Human beings are so pitiful that they eat such unpalatable things.
——It’s no wonder that human beings are so fragile and died in less than 100 years. It turns out that they didn’t eat well.
Qiu Ya said: I really just accidentally took the washing powder as salt, who knows why the washing powder is put there.
In order to prove that the vast majority of human beings, especially our people, have stepped into a well-off society, Qiuya decided to take the water god to have a good meal, improve the food, and by the way, improve the water god's views on the quality of human life.
"Si Shui, do you have any taboos? Do you have any allergies? Do you have lactose intolerance?" Qiu Ya made very thorough preparations this time, choosing several top restaurants with first-class reputations as alternatives. Si Shui is so picky, she can find a suitable restaurant and change the view of the water god.
Si Shui thought for a long time, and three words came out: "Laundry powder."
Qiuya blushed: "...except washing powder?"
"Nothing."
The first meal Si Shui ate in the human world was washing powder with pimple soup, fried cabbage with washing powder, shredded pork with green peppers and green peppers... Apart from washing powder, she really didn't know what to avoid.
"Then how about we go have some light and nutritious porridge?"
Qiu Ya originally wanted to take Sishui to eat sushi, but thought that the sushi restaurant had ingredients such as salmon and kelp. Sishui is the god of water and came from the sea. He must not see those creatures being swallowed by humans. Why not take Sishui to drink? Although light and nutritious porridge is quite satisfactory, it is not easy to make mistakes.
Si Shui had never eaten human food except washing powder, and he didn't know if it was good or not, so he went there.
The two drove to the food court in the city center. When they got out of the car, the sun was scorching, and a wave of air was blowing towards them. It was unbearably hot. Qiuya wished she could walk into the restaurant, but she saw Si Shui staring at a little girl next to her.
The little girl was wearing a pink floral dress, her face was pink, and her hair was tied with two braids. She was being led by her mother, and she was trembling as she walked, very cute.
"Mom, I want ice cream."
"No, you already ate breakfast."
"It's hot, I want ice cream." The little girl looked up at her mother with a small stature, making people want to pinch her face.
The girl's mother smiled dotingly, "Okay, I'll buy it for you, you can only eat a little bit."
"Ok!"
Looking at the little girl, Qiuya felt her heart melt, she is so cute, if only I had such a daughter, I would definitely dress her up beautifully, teach her to read, teach her manners, like a Like a little princess, cute and cute, ahhh, so beautiful.
Qiuya was so fantasizing that she almost forgot the heat, when she suddenly felt someone gently tugging her little finger.
"Mom, I want ice cream too."
"Okay, okay, mom will buy it for you..." Qiuya's eyes were filled with pink bubbles, and she thought that her dream had come true, she would come to whatever she wanted, such a beautiful and lovely daughter...
Qiuya took Sishui's hand and walked towards the Haagen-Dazs store, and after walking a few steps, she realized something was wrong. Is this daughter too tall?A little bit taller than her, maybe 1.7 meters.
"Si, Si Shui?"
"What's wrong? Don't buy it?"
"No, no, I bought it." Qiu Ya woke up from her beautiful fantasy, a little embarrassed, "Well... can you stop calling me mom in the future, it always sounds weird."
I will be dreaming.
"No." Si Guo resolutely refused, "The first person I saw when I woke up was you, and you are my mother."
What's wrong with this, saving people and saving a seal followed by the role?
"No, look, your age... no matter what it is, on the surface it looks about the same age, it's not appropriate for you to call me mother, and it's not good to be heard by others." Qiuya coaxed carefully , "Why don't you call me sister?"
Si Shui thought for a while, as if making a great sacrifice, "Okay, sister."
"Hey~" Qiu Ya responded beautifully, it's not bad to have such a beautiful and lovely younger sister, why don't you go back and ask your mother to have a second child, the younger sister is also cute.
Qiuya excitedly went all the way to the store and asked for an ice cream.
Seeing the two holding hands, the waiter only wanted one ice cream, and asked with ambiguous eyes, "Miss, do you only want one? Today's couple's set meal is [-]% off, it's very affordable."
What the hell is a couple package?Qiuya's face became hot for a while, and she looked around, most of them were couples, all of them were so happy, so happy, even the air smelled of love, a very familiar scene.
Qiuya once brought someone to this restaurant when she was a second-year girl in middle school. The person was self-willed and greedy. He wanted to try every flavor, so he ordered them all. Afterwards, he couldn't finish eating. Qiuya could only endure the discomfort of menstrual period. Help her eat the remaining two ice creams, just to make her happy.
But since then, Qiuya no longer likes to eat ice cream.
After a long time, Qiu Ya came back to her senses and said with a smile, "No, just one is fine, I won't eat it."
"Mom, are you really not going to eat? I invite you to deduct it from my salary." Si Shui said seriously.
Qiuya has black lines all over her head, she said don't call me mom, and if you invite me back, your salary is only 800 yuan, can you afford me?
"You kid, you recognize me as your mother again. I'm your sister. My sister doesn't like ice cream. Eat it yourself."
Qiu Ya was afraid that Si Shui would call her mother again, and others would look surprised, so she hurriedly paid the money, took the ice cream and left quickly.
"Si Shui, I'm serious. Is it okay not to call me mom? This is really very, very strange." Qiu Ya was afraid that Si Shui would be the same as before, eating with the package, so she helped her unpack the package.
"Okay, Mom."
Qiuya=_=|||: "...is my sister!"
"Okay, sister."
"Hey~" Qiuya handed the ice cream to Si Shui contentedly, Si Shui licked a sip suspiciously, it seemed to be pretty good, and said sweetly to Qiuya, "Thank you mom, it's delicious."
Qiu Ya: "..." Forget it, I admit defeat.
Qiuya ordered a table full of small porridge with various dishes, and poured them into the water bowl like a treasure, and greeted warmly: "Try it, first drink some longan jujube porridge, and then some..."
Why is this scene so familiar?
Qiu Ya glanced at Si Shui, and Si Shui looked suspicious, Qiu Ya had to taste it first as a respect, "It's delicious."
Si Shui only took a sip when he heard the words, Qiu Ya hurriedly asked, "How is it? Is it good?"
"Better than washing powder."
Qiu Ya: "..." Washing powder is a hurdle, isn't it?
"What about laundry detergent?"
"I don't know, this is the second time I've eaten human food."
"Huh?" How could Si Shui eat human food for the second time, what about the previous Si Shui?Won't be eaten?
Si Shui saw her doubts, "It was always me, she was my substitute when I was asleep, and the one who was eaten was Du Yixi. Those spirits learned from the prophecy on the seabed that I would wake up on the eve of the total lunar eclipse, so they deliberately put me Cheat into the spell near the island of death, trying to force out the water beads..."
It's a pity that Qiu Ya intervened horizontally, not only saving Si Shui, but also swallowing water drops.
Qiu Ya has always been afraid to ask about Shui Zhu, fearing that the more she knows, the sooner she will die, but since Si Shui took the initiative to speak, she should just ask.
"Is there no way to take out the fixed water beads?"
It's not a problem for Si Shui to rely on her like this?And what is the origin of Si Shui, the water god?Does this world really exist?
Si Shui thought for a long time as usual, and she always thinks for a long time every time.
The word Si Shui, in simple terms, means to be in charge of water. When Si Shui woke up, his only memory was the word Si Shui, so he took it as his name.
Before that, Si Shui didn't know how long she had been asleep and why she woke up. She only knew that as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Qiu Ya's face at close range, and the breath of life came continuously, giving her life. , Si Shui regards her as his mother.
Afterwards, everything Si Shui did was almost instinctive. She instinctively wanted to get back the water beads, instinctively thought that Qiu Ya was deliberately coveting her water beads, and instinctively vaguely knew that she was the god in charge of the world's waters, and more Yes, I don't know.
"Dingshuizhu is my inner alchemy, the crystallization of most of my power, and a magic weapon to restrain all creatures on the seabed. A total lunar eclipse is when my power is weakest, and a total lunar eclipse with a red moon is even weaker. In time, the water drops will come out by themselves.
I don't know why you, a mere mortal, can swallow my water drops, and I can't find out your origin, those people at the bottom of the sea said..." Si Shui paused, and those people at the bottom of the sea said that Qiuya was her destiny and must cross over Si Shui didn't believe in the love calamity, how could a mortal be joking with her, the water god who controlled the waters in all directions and nourished all living things.
But for Qiuya's sake of saving her, Si Shui decided, forget it, just bear with it.
"What?" Qiuya asked.
"Say they don't know, anyway, we need to take out the fixed water beads and wait for the next red moon to appear."
"When will the next red moon appear?"
"Ten years later."
Ten years later?Wouldn't that mean he had to stay with Si Shui for ten years?
"That's why you signed a ten-year contract with me?"
"That's right!" 800 yuan, including food, lodging, crossing robbery, and free water drops, what a deal!
Qiuya finally found out that she was being tricked, "Will there be monsters in a mess during that time, and will my life be lost?"
Si Shui: "Theoretically not!"
What the hell is that in theory?Qiuya almost broke her chopsticks, but she was beaten by Si Shuikeng.
Master Water God is really good at acting, and his mother screams all day long, sweet and soft, so it turns out he has other plans!
Okay, then don't blame me for showing the true colors of capitalism exploiting the working people, and film for me tomorrow to make money!
The author has something to say: Little Theater
Si Shui: Do you want to have a daughter?
Qiu Ya: Yes, yes, can you give birth?
Si Shui: I can let you have children, as many as you want.
——Human beings are so pitiful that they eat such unpalatable things.
——It’s no wonder that human beings are so fragile and died in less than 100 years. It turns out that they didn’t eat well.
Qiu Ya said: I really just accidentally took the washing powder as salt, who knows why the washing powder is put there.
In order to prove that the vast majority of human beings, especially our people, have stepped into a well-off society, Qiuya decided to take the water god to have a good meal, improve the food, and by the way, improve the water god's views on the quality of human life.
"Si Shui, do you have any taboos? Do you have any allergies? Do you have lactose intolerance?" Qiu Ya made very thorough preparations this time, choosing several top restaurants with first-class reputations as alternatives. Si Shui is so picky, she can find a suitable restaurant and change the view of the water god.
Si Shui thought for a long time, and three words came out: "Laundry powder."
Qiuya blushed: "...except washing powder?"
"Nothing."
The first meal Si Shui ate in the human world was washing powder with pimple soup, fried cabbage with washing powder, shredded pork with green peppers and green peppers... Apart from washing powder, she really didn't know what to avoid.
"Then how about we go have some light and nutritious porridge?"
Qiu Ya originally wanted to take Sishui to eat sushi, but thought that the sushi restaurant had ingredients such as salmon and kelp. Sishui is the god of water and came from the sea. He must not see those creatures being swallowed by humans. Why not take Sishui to drink? Although light and nutritious porridge is quite satisfactory, it is not easy to make mistakes.
Si Shui had never eaten human food except washing powder, and he didn't know if it was good or not, so he went there.
The two drove to the food court in the city center. When they got out of the car, the sun was scorching, and a wave of air was blowing towards them. It was unbearably hot. Qiuya wished she could walk into the restaurant, but she saw Si Shui staring at a little girl next to her.
The little girl was wearing a pink floral dress, her face was pink, and her hair was tied with two braids. She was being led by her mother, and she was trembling as she walked, very cute.
"Mom, I want ice cream."
"No, you already ate breakfast."
"It's hot, I want ice cream." The little girl looked up at her mother with a small stature, making people want to pinch her face.
The girl's mother smiled dotingly, "Okay, I'll buy it for you, you can only eat a little bit."
"Ok!"
Looking at the little girl, Qiuya felt her heart melt, she is so cute, if only I had such a daughter, I would definitely dress her up beautifully, teach her to read, teach her manners, like a Like a little princess, cute and cute, ahhh, so beautiful.
Qiuya was so fantasizing that she almost forgot the heat, when she suddenly felt someone gently tugging her little finger.
"Mom, I want ice cream too."
"Okay, okay, mom will buy it for you..." Qiuya's eyes were filled with pink bubbles, and she thought that her dream had come true, she would come to whatever she wanted, such a beautiful and lovely daughter...
Qiuya took Sishui's hand and walked towards the Haagen-Dazs store, and after walking a few steps, she realized something was wrong. Is this daughter too tall?A little bit taller than her, maybe 1.7 meters.
"Si, Si Shui?"
"What's wrong? Don't buy it?"
"No, no, I bought it." Qiu Ya woke up from her beautiful fantasy, a little embarrassed, "Well... can you stop calling me mom in the future, it always sounds weird."
I will be dreaming.
"No." Si Guo resolutely refused, "The first person I saw when I woke up was you, and you are my mother."
What's wrong with this, saving people and saving a seal followed by the role?
"No, look, your age... no matter what it is, on the surface it looks about the same age, it's not appropriate for you to call me mother, and it's not good to be heard by others." Qiuya coaxed carefully , "Why don't you call me sister?"
Si Shui thought for a while, as if making a great sacrifice, "Okay, sister."
"Hey~" Qiu Ya responded beautifully, it's not bad to have such a beautiful and lovely younger sister, why don't you go back and ask your mother to have a second child, the younger sister is also cute.
Qiuya excitedly went all the way to the store and asked for an ice cream.
Seeing the two holding hands, the waiter only wanted one ice cream, and asked with ambiguous eyes, "Miss, do you only want one? Today's couple's set meal is [-]% off, it's very affordable."
What the hell is a couple package?Qiuya's face became hot for a while, and she looked around, most of them were couples, all of them were so happy, so happy, even the air smelled of love, a very familiar scene.
Qiuya once brought someone to this restaurant when she was a second-year girl in middle school. The person was self-willed and greedy. He wanted to try every flavor, so he ordered them all. Afterwards, he couldn't finish eating. Qiuya could only endure the discomfort of menstrual period. Help her eat the remaining two ice creams, just to make her happy.
But since then, Qiuya no longer likes to eat ice cream.
After a long time, Qiu Ya came back to her senses and said with a smile, "No, just one is fine, I won't eat it."
"Mom, are you really not going to eat? I invite you to deduct it from my salary." Si Shui said seriously.
Qiuya has black lines all over her head, she said don't call me mom, and if you invite me back, your salary is only 800 yuan, can you afford me?
"You kid, you recognize me as your mother again. I'm your sister. My sister doesn't like ice cream. Eat it yourself."
Qiu Ya was afraid that Si Shui would call her mother again, and others would look surprised, so she hurriedly paid the money, took the ice cream and left quickly.
"Si Shui, I'm serious. Is it okay not to call me mom? This is really very, very strange." Qiu Ya was afraid that Si Shui would be the same as before, eating with the package, so she helped her unpack the package.
"Okay, Mom."
Qiuya=_=|||: "...is my sister!"
"Okay, sister."
"Hey~" Qiuya handed the ice cream to Si Shui contentedly, Si Shui licked a sip suspiciously, it seemed to be pretty good, and said sweetly to Qiuya, "Thank you mom, it's delicious."
Qiu Ya: "..." Forget it, I admit defeat.
Qiuya ordered a table full of small porridge with various dishes, and poured them into the water bowl like a treasure, and greeted warmly: "Try it, first drink some longan jujube porridge, and then some..."
Why is this scene so familiar?
Qiu Ya glanced at Si Shui, and Si Shui looked suspicious, Qiu Ya had to taste it first as a respect, "It's delicious."
Si Shui only took a sip when he heard the words, Qiu Ya hurriedly asked, "How is it? Is it good?"
"Better than washing powder."
Qiu Ya: "..." Washing powder is a hurdle, isn't it?
"What about laundry detergent?"
"I don't know, this is the second time I've eaten human food."
"Huh?" How could Si Shui eat human food for the second time, what about the previous Si Shui?Won't be eaten?
Si Shui saw her doubts, "It was always me, she was my substitute when I was asleep, and the one who was eaten was Du Yixi. Those spirits learned from the prophecy on the seabed that I would wake up on the eve of the total lunar eclipse, so they deliberately put me Cheat into the spell near the island of death, trying to force out the water beads..."
It's a pity that Qiu Ya intervened horizontally, not only saving Si Shui, but also swallowing water drops.
Qiu Ya has always been afraid to ask about Shui Zhu, fearing that the more she knows, the sooner she will die, but since Si Shui took the initiative to speak, she should just ask.
"Is there no way to take out the fixed water beads?"
It's not a problem for Si Shui to rely on her like this?And what is the origin of Si Shui, the water god?Does this world really exist?
Si Shui thought for a long time as usual, and she always thinks for a long time every time.
The word Si Shui, in simple terms, means to be in charge of water. When Si Shui woke up, his only memory was the word Si Shui, so he took it as his name.
Before that, Si Shui didn't know how long she had been asleep and why she woke up. She only knew that as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Qiu Ya's face at close range, and the breath of life came continuously, giving her life. , Si Shui regards her as his mother.
Afterwards, everything Si Shui did was almost instinctive. She instinctively wanted to get back the water beads, instinctively thought that Qiu Ya was deliberately coveting her water beads, and instinctively vaguely knew that she was the god in charge of the world's waters, and more Yes, I don't know.
"Dingshuizhu is my inner alchemy, the crystallization of most of my power, and a magic weapon to restrain all creatures on the seabed. A total lunar eclipse is when my power is weakest, and a total lunar eclipse with a red moon is even weaker. In time, the water drops will come out by themselves.
I don't know why you, a mere mortal, can swallow my water drops, and I can't find out your origin, those people at the bottom of the sea said..." Si Shui paused, and those people at the bottom of the sea said that Qiuya was her destiny and must cross over Si Shui didn't believe in the love calamity, how could a mortal be joking with her, the water god who controlled the waters in all directions and nourished all living things.
But for Qiuya's sake of saving her, Si Shui decided, forget it, just bear with it.
"What?" Qiuya asked.
"Say they don't know, anyway, we need to take out the fixed water beads and wait for the next red moon to appear."
"When will the next red moon appear?"
"Ten years later."
Ten years later?Wouldn't that mean he had to stay with Si Shui for ten years?
"That's why you signed a ten-year contract with me?"
"That's right!" 800 yuan, including food, lodging, crossing robbery, and free water drops, what a deal!
Qiuya finally found out that she was being tricked, "Will there be monsters in a mess during that time, and will my life be lost?"
Si Shui: "Theoretically not!"
What the hell is that in theory?Qiuya almost broke her chopsticks, but she was beaten by Si Shuikeng.
Master Water God is really good at acting, and his mother screams all day long, sweet and soft, so it turns out he has other plans!
Okay, then don't blame me for showing the true colors of capitalism exploiting the working people, and film for me tomorrow to make money!
The author has something to say: Little Theater
Si Shui: Do you want to have a daughter?
Qiu Ya: Yes, yes, can you give birth?
Si Shui: I can let you have children, as many as you want.
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