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So, when they assembled the next morning, almost everyone saw the resentment on Captain America's face that was about to materialize, and the dark circles under his eyes that even the super serum couldn't cover.

Everyone at the villa decided to turn a blind eye to avoid drawing fire and causing an Avengers civil war before acting.Only Tony, who was not afraid of death, wanted to go up and flirt, but was precisely caught by the black widow halfway, and dragged to the Quinjet plane they were about to take for pre-flight inspection.

"Think of the good." Natasha held a piece of bread baked by the Falcon in her mouth: "I saved you a chance to get in close contact with Rogers' shield, and you should thank me."

The president's father was originally debugging the program, and turned around resentfully when he heard the words, his eyes were full of anger that dared not speak up and dare not do anything: "If you remember to bring me a breakfast at the same time, I will obviously thank you more."

"But you didn't say you needed breakfast." The widow casually pulled a napkin.

"I didn't say I needed to be pulled here by you." Tony laughed dryly, like a pheasant choked by someone: "I can eat Cap's shield now."

Really?

Natasha raised her eyebrows, and made a 'please' gesture behind her.Before the president's father could realize what it meant, a brisk footstep sounded from the hatch, quickly attracting his attention.

"I heard you want to eat this?"

Seeing Tony turn his head to look, Jarod, who stood behind them for a while, raised the star shield in his hand, obviously trying to hold back a smile: "I brought it for you."

The president's father glared at him unrequitedly.

"Good good."

They stalemate with each other for a few seconds, and finally the elves surrendered with a raised hand.He shook his head amusedly, put down the shield in his left hand, handed over the other hand hidden behind his back and the breakfast he was holding in his hand, and tolerantly tolerated the other party's impolite grabbing from his palm: " Double milk and sugar, I remember right?"

That's more or less.

Taking out the hot coffee from the bag, Tony snorted, and looked behind Jarod, but unexpectedly, he didn't find the figure he thought he could see.

"The captain hasn't come out yet?" He took a bite of the leftover chicken roll from yesterday's delivery: "What are you doing with his shield?"

"In order not to let him shoot me to death with this thing." Garald shrugged, and sat down in a random place in the cabin: "A little personal grievance, um...you understand."

"He didn't satisfy you?" Tony raised his eyelids.

"No, I think the opposite is true."

The amount of information in this sentence is obviously greater than he can think.Mr. Elf paused watching Natasha's movement of balling up the napkin, while Tony had a lettuce leaf hanging from the corner of his mouth, and looked at him with the same confused and astonished eyes full of scrutiny, seeming a little confused.

"You mean," the president's father held up the coffee in his hand, and said cautiously: "You had some trouble with Cap last night, in some well-known aspects. And the reason is that you failed to satisfy him."

"Yes." Garrod nodded: "To be precise, I didn't know how to measure myself—"

Push people too far.

Think about it with your toes and know how cruel it is to leave a super soldier with four times the strength alone at the last moment.Mr. Elf has reason to believe that when Tony sees the water bill of this villa one day in the future, he will definitely be pissed off and have a cerebral palsy. time.

Iron Man and Black Widow were silent for a long time.

"...I always thought Cap was the more active one." Moving the coffee away, in case he accidentally knocked it over in this cab full of precision instruments, it took Tony a long time to find himself the sound of.

"He is indeed." And without being connected to the channel at all, Garrod sincerely continued his words: "But it was obviously me last night."

"...Well, I think this is good." Moving her lips, Natasha also adjusted her expression, trying not to look like she was suffocating: "After all, the captain has four times the recovery power, and everything Don't delay."

As she said that, she patted the other person on the shoulder: "To be honest, when I was planning to match you up, I didn't expect you to be so successful."

"Is it not good?"

The elf blinked.

"No, that's good." Secretly regretting why he really put Jarvis to sleep yesterday, Tony took a deep breath and stretched out his thumb to Mr. Elf: "Don't worry about Cap, anyway, you have a lot of time to put him down after you go back." If you can’t sleep, you can always find a way to satisfy him.”

"..."

The air in the cabin became more dignified.

He looked at Tony, then at Natasha, to make sure they weren't kidding themselves.Garrod's smile gradually froze on his face, and he tried to digest for a while, finally realizing that they might have misunderstood something.

"Uh--"

After a fierce ideological struggle, he still couldn't convince his conscience. As a decent elf who never lied, Garrod was silent for half a second, and then nodded resolutely: "I will."

So, when Steve packed his things and walked into the cabin with Falcon, he was greeted by three extremely loving eyes.Two of them moved down slowly after meeting his eyes, landed on his lower body, and clicked sympathetically.

Captain America looked bewildered, not understanding what a new fashion for modern people to say hello to.

But soon, he gave up trying to explore the thoughts of these 'young people', looked around the cabin, found the netizen who was trying to push himself behind the shield without any difficulty, and sat down slowly beside him.

Falcon and Saul also came up one after another.

"Someone took my shield without saying hello."

Fasten your seat belt and feel the slight weightlessness when the Quinjet takes off.Steve looked at the elf who was still standing firmly in place without any safety measures, reached out and tapped on the silver-white star in the center: "Although I really don't mind changing equipment with you, I don't. Archery."

"I still have knives, you can use them." Slowly lowering the shield, carefully revealing two eyes, Jarod suggested so sincerely.

"But I still prefer my shield."

Shrugging his shoulders, his expression was as if he was looking at a cat lying on the pillow and occupying the owner's big bed.Steve untied the belt after the plane stabilized, fumbled in the weapon cabinet next to it, and pulled out a very familiar thing from it.

"How about exchanging this?" He raised the silver-white longbow with engraved patterns in front of the other party, and smiled slightly: "Clint asked me to bring it to you."

"To be precise, he snatched it from Hawkeye." Sitting across from the two of them, raising his head from Tony's tablet, Falcon revealed without hesitation: "You don't know how much Barton howled at that time." awful."

He said this with a loud voice and a very sincere tone, which attracted the unanimous approval of everyone present at the scene.Tony, who was pulling Sol at the front of the cabin and trying to teach him how to play cards, turned his head and seemed to want to say something, but was interrupted by a voice that should not have appeared here before speaking.

"Hey, am I okay?!"

Annoyance was clearly mixed in the tone, as well as the slight interference of electric current.Following the black widow's inexplicable chuckle, Hawkeye, who was recuperating in the S.H.I.E.L.D. hospital, appeared on the screen of the Quintessential machine, with a whole roll of bandages on his head, as if he had just gone to India leave.

Truth be told, the look is pretty chic and confusing.

"Why did they tie you up like this?" Thinking back to where Clint was injured, Jarod looked at a loss: "When did you hit your brain again?"

"Do you remember who I did this for?" Hawkeye obviously choked: "I can forgive you by removing the 'again'."

"What? The old man was right."

Throwing the cards away, he adjusted the SHIELD channel to make it clearer.Tony stood up and lowered the screen, putting himself on the same level as Clint, and decided to join the sudden conversation: "This is the second time you've missed a public event because of a broken brain."

"I didn't break my brain!" Grabbing the communication, Hawkeye was outraged.

"If those doctors didn't force me to be hospitalized, I should have been on the plane too!!"

"Give it up, you still have three broken ribs, don't think I haven't read your diagnosis report. Lying on the hospital bed and crying is the best job for you."

"Real men never cry because of injuries!!"

"I'm skeptical about that — of course, I mean the part about whether you're a 'real man' or not."

"..."

So, just like that, a quarrel that started out as a mystery intensified in the cabin and completely deviated from the original intention.Familiar with this kind of scene, Black Widow turned her head and continued to chew gum to adjust the course in the cockpit; grabbing the poker left on the ground, Falcon threw away the tablet and pulled Banner and Thor to sit in a circle together. Continuing with Tony's unfinished work; and at the hatch far away from the group of Avengers, Jarod stared dumbfounded at the inexplicable and harmonious chaos in front of him. After a long silence, he finally gave up on understanding what they were going to do today. My netizen took the longbow in his hand and lay down on his lap.

"I thought there was going to be a serious and ups and downs climax towards the end."

Taking out the chocolate beans sponsored by Natasha from his pocket, Mr. Elf first threw one into his mouth, and then stuffed a handful into Captain America's mouth: "Now, we are like a circus performing , I didn't pay attention to 'Xin' at all. What's worse is that I actually like it."

"They've always been like that."

I almost got tired of the sweet chocolate in my mouth.Steve chewed hard, swallowed it whole, and lowered his head to show a very gentle smile to his netizens: "If you like it, how about staying?"

"I thought we had already talked about this issue." Garrod raised his eyebrows lightly, and Steve replied not to be outdone: "I thought you could have a different answer now."

"Then let's talk about it when we get back."

He didn't admit it, but he didn't directly deny it either.Mr. Elf shrugged, buried his face in the opponent's somewhat hard uniform, and at the same time raised his shield flatly, drew a graceful arc in the air, and almost hit Steve's face: "Here, here it is for you."

"Give it back to me."

After finally getting back his equipment, the captain corrected him with a smile.But he didn't immediately put the shield back on his back, but put it on his wrist, and inserted his other empty hand into the other's soft black hair, stroking it gently.

Being stroked by him so that he just wanted to sleep, Jialuode muttered something from his throat, as comfortable as a cat napping in the arms of its owner.

The black Quinjet flew through the clouds, leaving a barely noticeable trail in the sky.

After an unknown period of time, when the elves really began to consider whether to sleep on their netizens, the black widow in the cab finally turned on the communication of the Quinjet to remind them that they were about to arrive at their flight destination.

"It's almost in that mountain."

Turn on the tracker's signal, and as expected, see the red dot representing 'Sin' coincide with their approach.Natasha glanced at the rolling ridges and the vast green sea of ​​trees outside the window, planning to find a flat place for the Quinjet to land.

"Then we should get ready."

He patted Garald on the cheek and made him sit up.Steve picked up the bow that had accidentally dropped on the ground, and was about to hand it to the elf, only to find that the elf suddenly paused almost instinctively when he got up, his ears moved, and a daze mixed with doubts began to appear on his face.

"Captain, did you hear..."

Before Steve could ask, he suddenly raised his head and said.But before he could finish his sentence, he was shaken by a violent shock, and he couldn't help but fell towards Steve.

At the same time, everyone else felt the Quinjet turbulent, as if encountering strong convection in mid-air.Almost instantly, all the instruments began to emit shrill alarms.

what happened? ! !

Almost being thrown directly onto the roof of the cabin, Steve grabbed Jarod's arm, trying to drag himself and the elves to a place where they could stand still, but before he could move, he saw that the Quin-style chassis in front of him seemed to be crushed. A hole was torn open, and in the next second, dazzling flames appeared together with the sound of an explosion. Not only did the tail of the plane blow up into pieces, but the huge impact force also swept in without mercy, directly smashing the two people closest to each other. It flew out.

"team leader!!"

Feeling your back hit the cabin, and then a sudden weightlessness.Steve only had time to grab Garald who was also thrown out of the plane with him, and he caught a glimpse of a black shadow passing the two of them out of the corner of his eye, but he couldn't turn his head to see clearly.

Amid the roar of the Quinjet explosion overhead, they quickly fell together from a high altitude.