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At the end of the day, after all the Avengers except Hawkeye gossiped around the temporary members, they broke up under Steve's "Captain America is disappointed in you" gaze, and were replaced by Stark. The president stepped forward and finally started to discuss the business.

"First, I thought you'd want to see this."

Holding a container filled with transparent liquid, the surface is still stained with coagulated blood.Tony looked around, and after making sure that everyone's eyes were on him, he said with satisfaction: "I found this from those monsters, and it contains some methylphenidate, nicothamide, and more. Shapron's mixture, which stimulates the cerebral cortex to produce a more active... um, can any of you understand what I'm saying?"

"No." Steve punctured his unrealistic fantasy relentlessly: "Speak English, Tony."

"Okay." Once again feeling the barriers to communication between people, the CEO's father rolled his eyes: "Simply put, it's a low-end version of the serum. Someone put it on that half-orc. The transmitter injects them to wake them up from the hatching state, and quickly possess powerful destructive power. According to the life reaction detected by Jarvis, they should all run out of this building, and the actual number is far away. It’s much more than what we’re seeing now.”

"As for the owner of this building, please allow me to greet your old friend Hydra family, Captain."

Looking at the almost destroyed building in front of him, Tony looked disgusted: "'Chop off one head, and two will grow again', why didn't they change their name to Nine-Headed Earthworm or Cancer Cell?"

"It's them again."

Hearing the name 'Hydra', he couldn't help frowning. Captain America took off his shield from behind with an almost angry face, his eyes were very serious: "How can we stop those monsters from running into the street again?"

"It's very simple. Rush into this building, survive under the siege of hundreds of orcs, find their incubator, and turn off the transmitter that controls the serum injection, and that's it."

"Wow." Falcon raised his hand: "Does it feel like that, Resident Evil? So we have to face hundreds of serum-infused zombies? Isn't it the ugly one?"

"..."

Obviously disgusted by this indescribable metaphor, the others simply didn't want to talk to him.In the awkward silence, only Steve and Jarod looked blank, and in the end, Mr. Elf snuggled up to Black Widow, and asked sincerely for the elderly group in a low voice: "What is Resident Evil? "

"A movie." The widow also replied in a low voice: "When this matter is over, I will ask Stark to book a movie theater, and let you go and make up."

"Oh." Another to-do list.

So, under the weird gaze of all the Avengers, Garrod and Steve nodded in unison, took out a pen, took out a notebook, and recorded the name seriously.

"Wait, my God, the captain is fine. But I thought there would be no young people who don't know this...?" Tony stared wide-eyed as if surprised by the elf's actions.

"I'm a little older than you think." Garald smiled, and his tone was very gentle: "It's just not easy to see."

It's not just a little older to think we're all a fraction of your age.Black Widow curled her lips, but said nothing, just watched his performance with interest.It was Hawkeye who wanted to say something to him, but Steve slapped him on the shoulder, signaling him to stand at attention, and Captain America was about to assign a mission.

"Start to act." Glancing at his teammates, he quickly made a decision: "Sam's equipment can't be used in the building, the Hulk is too destructive, and Clint smashed his brain. The three of you Just stand by outside, snipe the monsters running out of the building, and the others go in with me."

"Wait, why should I..."

Ignoring Hawkeye's annoyed protest, Steve looked at Mr. Elf standing aside again: "Then you... er, I don't seem to have asked your name yet?"

"Garrod."

"Ja Lord?"

"No, it's Garrod."

"Jaro De?"

"...It's Garrod!!"

Hard to laugh or cry, Mr. Elf once again felt the insurmountable generation gap with human beings: "I don't have a surname."

"Oh... oh, I'm sorry." Although a little surprised, I didn't make any fuss about it.Steve was just stunned for a moment, and then continued: "So, Garrod, would you like to go in with us or stay outside to support?"

"With you, of course."

Nod to the captain.Whether intentionally or not, Mr. Elf seemed to glance at Clint, with a gentle smile on his lips:

"After all, I seem to be the only archer here with a brain?"

"..."

Nothing could be said, and Clint was almost mad at him.

From then on, everything went smoothly.

After entering the building, the Avengers discovered that the building under the Hydra name had its usual style.On the surface, it is just a normal financial company, which is not reminiscent of anything related to biotechnology, but its basement is obviously ulterior motives.And as Tony said, in the process of exploring the interior, they encountered several half-orcs who seemed to have just been awakened, dripping with wet nutrient solution, and were very close to the gate.Had the Avengers been a little later to discover the place, or come in, they would have likely run out into the streets and started wreaking havoc again.

"It's all due to me. I found this place. Is there any objection?"

The palm cannon directly glued the orc's head, blowing it up into fireworks in the sky.The president's father lifted his chin triumphantly, and looked around at his teammates who were also quickly resolving the battle:

"So I'll pick a place for the party after get off work. This time, you must all attend, and no one is allowed to run away."

"I thought it was Jarvis who discovered this place." Putting the muzzle of the gun accurately on the opponent's forehead, the Black Widow said this, and pulled the trigger without hesitation: "Who will take credit for your face?"

"Please, Jarvis is mine, and of course his credit is mine."

Rolling his eyes at her through the visor, Tony snorted, and then turned his gaze to the two people who were still jumping up and down: "Cap, do you need help?"

"no thank you."

A shield slapped the half-orc who dared to jump on him against the wall. Steve raised his head, just about to check on Garrod's situation, but saw the elf smiling at him not far away, with two A corpse that had been shot through the forehead.

"I didn't hold you back, did I?" Bending down to pull the arrow out of the corpse, Mr. Elf shrugged, his smile still as gentle as a spring breeze.

"Of course not." With a gesture to signal the team to move on, Steve took the lead in pushing open the door leading to the basement: "I've already said, you are as brave as any of us, how could it be possible? It will hold us back."

"What? Wait a minute, won't it be a hindrance if you take me in?"

What the captain said was extremely sincere. Clint, who had been listening to the conversation on the channel, was about to suffocate outside and finally felt that he couldn't bear it anymore: "Will he use my party arrow? He cooperates better than me? He Am I cute?"

"..."

Steve, who was walking towards the door, was choked, and Garrod and Black Widow simply gave up communicating with Hawkeye.Among the few people, only Tony almost laughed his teeth out, and barely stopped laughing after 10 minutes, remembering that he needed to appease his teammates who were about to explode through the electric current.

"No, absolutely impossible, there will be no one cuter than you in this world, okay, Barton?"

Following the map scanned by Jarvis to the basement, the president's father comforted him in the channel:

"Although you've broken your mind, we won't dislike you. Even if you want to go home and nurse your baby, we won't let you go, okay?"

Clint: ...Oh.

I didn't feel that I was being comforted, but I was even angrier, what should I do?

The way to the basement passed several security doors that looked solid, but they were all badly damaged by scratches and tooth marks, which greatly reduced the time it took for the Avengers to find the right spot.And the closer they got to their destination, the more Jarod's five keen elf senses could sense that the air was filled with an aura that made him very uncomfortable, as if he was still facing those tens of thousands of semi-humans in Middle Earth. Like the orc army, even though it is familiar to the bones, it will never make people feel nostalgic.

"arrive."

When he reached the last broken gate, Jarod stopped.Although the dim light inside the door couldn't illuminate the entire basement, the strong breath coming from it made him extremely sure that this was the lair of the monsters who came from the same place as him.

"Life reaction detected internally, sir."

At the same time, Jarvis dutifully reported his scan results.With the confirmation of this fine AI, Steve nodded and made an 'attack' gesture. He held up his shield to rush in first, followed by Iron Man, and slammed open the already crumbling door.

"My God." Although he had already been mentally prepared, Tony couldn't help frowning the moment he saw the things in front of him clearly.

Inside the door was a very wide space, but it was now filled with various nutrition warehouses, and each nutrition warehouse kept an adult half-orc or goblin scout.Some had been broken from the inside, while others were still standing, at first glance, like some madman's secret bio-weapons proving ground.

"so much."

Seeing this kind of scene for the first time, Jarod stared wide-eyed and stood there in a daze.The widow checked the well-preserved nutrition warehouses, her face was solemn, and she turned to look at Steve, who was frowning tightly: "The pressure is still increasing, and they will continue to wake up soon. How long has it been?"

"Then move faster."

Glancing around, he quickly made a decision: "Tony went to find the signal from the transmitter, and turned off all the power here. Natasha and I stood guard on the ground and eliminated the half-orcs who ran out. Garrod went to Go up high, pay attention to the entire basement, and report to us at any time."

"receive."

Iron Man and Black Widow answered at the same time, and Garrod was stunned for a moment without knowing why, and immediately learned it well.Looking around on the platform on the second floor, Mr. Elf quickly chose a commanding height with an excellent view.Without any external force, he stepped on the surrounding nutrition warehouses and pillars and turned around, spanning almost the entire basement, and soon landed firmly after turning over lightly, without making a sound. Steve was dumbfounded.

"Captain, there is a guy coming out behind you."

As soon as he stood firmly, he saw the movement behind them, and Garald reminded them on the channel at the right time.But to the elf's surprise, the first thing to meet him was not Captain America's shield, but Black Widow's bullet.He didn't even turn around with his shield up until after the goblin had fallen, his face full of chagrin, as if he'd only just realized what had happened.

'What's wrong with the captain? '

Blinking in doubt, Garald looked at the smiling widow and asked with his mouth.

And Natasha quickly returned a kiss, and also answered with mouth: 'You are so beautiful, he is fascinated by you. '

Garrod: ...

Should he say thank you now?

"Hey guys, I found it."

Just when the elf coughed lightly and was about to shut up and pretend to be dead.In the channel, Iron Man's voice came at the right time, interrupting the awkward staring of the three.Immediately turned their attention to serious matters, the captain and the widow quickly ran to Tony and looked at the smooth wall in front of him, while Garald was still standing on a high place, overlooking the whole field, but his eyes were involuntarily attracted past.

I don't know what was pressed on the wall, and within a few seconds, the wall that was originally tightly stitched was directly separated from the middle, revealing a space behind that is not so spacious, but wide enough.Silently sighing about the technology of the 21st century, Jarod followed the Avengers and looked inside. With the eyesight of the elves, he could easily see the ground neatly divided into quadrilaterals and the dazzling control panel at the end of the room. , and the conspicuous red lines crisscrossing everywhere in the air.

……Um?red line?

"That should be the control switch we need." Blocking the door of the room without taking a step in, Tony raised his chin towards Steve: "So, the question now is, how do we get there."

"Go over there?" the captain suggested.

"Then we might collapse with this building." The president's father shrugged: "See those infrared rays that fill up the whole room? And the squares on the floor? If we fly over the roof, we will set off the burglar alarm here, and then anything can happen."

"Infrared siren and gravity sensor anti-theft device." After observing carefully, the black widow spat out a series of dazzling nouns and nodded clearly.

"Then is there a way to turn off the siren?" Steve frowned.

"Jarvis?"

"I'm working hard, sir."

Jarvis's muffled voice came from the battle armor: "But it takes time for my system to crack the password, a conservative estimate is about an hour."

An hour is too long, let alone the question of whether the password can be cracked.They are now staying in the lair of the orcs. Who knows how many monsters will wake up in an hour, and how many will pass through their blockade and run into the street. The captain feels that they really can't take this risk.

Is there no other way?

Just as Steve was frowning and thinking deeply, and the others were waiting for him to come up with an idea, a nice voice suddenly sounded in the Avengers' public channel: "Let me do it."

Clenching the bow and arrow in his hand, he jumped down from the commanding heights. Jarod walked up to them and smiled slightly: "I can try."

As he spoke, he looked at the Black Widow, and Natasha was taken aback for a moment, then nodded slightly as if remembering something.

"Let him go, he has a way."

Facing the puzzled eyes of Tony and Steve, she said so.

"But." Lifting the visor, Tony shook his head in disapproval: "Let's not talk about infrared rays, these gravity sensors can be triggered with only one-third of an adult's body weight, and normal humans can't walk in this room at all." Take even one step."

Steve looked at her seriously too.

"I know all of this." The widow sighed as her eyes turned between the two, "But who told you that he is a human being?"

Tony: ...Huh? !

Captain: ... Huh huh huh? ! !

As if to confirm what she said, after looking around, Jarod carefully stepped on the floor in front of him.After not hearing any sound of the alarm, he put his feet up with confidence, and nimbly shuttled and jumped between the staggered infrared rays in mid-air, like an elegant and dexterous cat, almost blinking, just Have reached the control panel at the end of the room.

"—he is an elf, and elves are almost weightless." The eyes that fell on Jarod were very loving, and Natasha's voice came from a distance from the door: "So, please close your jaws, please?" , lads?"

There was an unbearable silence.

"Barton."

As a scientist, you can never refuse the unknown novelty.After a moment of silence, Tony Stark pressed the headset, resolutely and calmly cut into Clint's private channel;

"Listen to me, why don't you go home and nurse the baby, okay?"

Clint: ...I love you, uncle.

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