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Everyone knows that elves live forever.

Only fire, sword and extreme sorrow can kill them.

The brilliant burning flames of the port had dyed the sky red before they arrived.The once-in-a-lifetime majestic color made Garrod clearly understand that he was dreaming now.

He had had enough of the same dreams, but most of them were separated by the water curtain, becoming blurred little by little with the passage of time.But only this time, for some reason, it was as clear as a reflection in a mirror, which made him feel the uncontrollable fear again while seeing each cluster of flames clearly.

Kin killing at Swan Harbor.

When the Noldor returned to Middle-earth from the Land of the Gods, their first kinslaughter was the only crime Jarod committed in his life.

The surroundings were already in chaos, the sound of countless swords and bows being handed over came, and the sea surface had been dyed bright red by the blood of the elves.Turning around amidst Glorfindel's hoarse shouts, his eyes reflected the coldness waving in front of him, he dodged almost subconsciously, and then pushed the blade into the assailant's chest.

The smell of blood and fire spread along the wind.

That was the first time he let blood stain his hands.The irony is that it is not the elves' old enemy that kills, but their own relatives.

Garrod lowered his head blankly.

That slightly unfamiliar face was quickly swallowed by the sea water, gradually distorted by the swaying flames, and then turned into another face that was mostly burned by the flames, with a tear mole that was so shallow that it could not be seen at the corner of the eye, with an unforgettable hatred, The corners of the mouth gradually twisted into a weird arc.

I will curse you forever.

Opening his mouth, he seemed to open his mouth like this——

"Garrod?"

"?!!!"

Almost jumped off the couch.Mr. Elf sat up abruptly, staring at the man in front of him looking down at him with wide eyes for a long time, before he finally came to his senses and heaved a sigh of relief.

"What's the matter, Natasha?"

He covered up the momentary fear in his eyes.Jialuode fell back on the sofa, looked at the black combat uniform on her body a few times, and asked without energy: "Just came back from the mission?"

"Yes." He raised his eyebrows, as if he had noticed something, but he seemed to have nothing at all.The black widow rested her hands on the back of the sofa, leaned over and stared at him, not hiding the faint smell of rust and gunpowder smoke on her body: "Why are you sleeping in the lounge by yourself? Where's the captain?"

"He should still be in the training room, sparring for Sam and Clint."

Xiao Xiao yawned, and Mr. Elf replied: "I wanted to go too, but he didn't let me go. It was just too boring to watch, so I came back by myself."

Speaking of this, there was a hint of sadness in Garald's tone.It has been almost a week since he was fished out of the Hydra base. With the elf's self-healing ability, there is no injury that cannot be healed. There is no problem except that he has lost too much blood and needs to be healed slowly.But my own netizens just didn't listen, and it didn't work to hold him in the ear and yell at him. They just wanted to go their own way and see him to death, forcibly grinding Jialude until he lost his temper.

There is a kind of falsehood that Captain America thinks you are false, and he has fully realized it now.

"You have something to do with him?"

Pulling up the blanket on his body again, Mr. Elf glanced at the widow and raised his chin towards the door: "Just right, I heard the sound of the elevator, and he will come up soon."

"No, I have nothing to bother you."

That is to say, I have nothing to come in and wander around, and I don't want to stay here to eat dog food.Natasha shook her head, took out a hair tie with a dog's paw hanging from her pocket, and handed it over: "Here, what you want."

"Thank you." Garrod reached out and took it.

She smiled, accepting his thanks.Without further delay, the black widow turned around and walked out the door, and gave Captain America a gratified and loving look to the captain who opened the door and asked her to go first, as if she was looking at her silly son who had finally learned how to eat cabbage.

Steve:  …

Steve decided to pretend he didn't see anything.

Hearing the sound of footsteps approaching, he moved skillfully to make enough room on the sofa.Garald narrowed his eyes, and soon felt a steamy body sitting down next to him, and he pillowed his head on it without hesitation.

"Are you done with training?"

Stretching out his hand and putting his palm on the man's warm arm, Mr. Elf slowly raised his eyelids: "Today seems to be over early?"

"Not early." Rubbing his head on his lap, Steve lowered his head slightly: "Because Jarvis said you fell asleep in the lounge."

As he spoke, he glanced at the faint dark circles on Jalod's face, and he frowned involuntarily: "Didn't sleep well at night?"

"No, I slept pretty well."

Subconsciously replied like this.When Garald realized that he seemed to have lied, it was too late to change his words, but he didn't intend to change his words, but just blinked like this, and looked at Steve with obvious doubts on his face: "Really of."

Just a bit of a nightmare.

It's just that when you close your eyes, you can see the mistakes he has made.

It will be all right, Garald thought silently.

After all, he has always come here in the past thousands of years, so there is no need to worry about it.

"But I don't think your spirit is very good recently." Steve sighed as he fingered the black hair on the elf's forehead: "You didn't always fall asleep during the day before."

"I'm still recovering, captain, and it's only natural to feel sleepy."

I don't want to dwell on this topic anymore.Jialuode waved his hand, his expression didn't change at all, he turned over and planned to get up from his netizen's lap: "Compared with this, I want to ask when I will be able to... Aw! It hurts!!"

Halfway through the speech, it turned into a scream.Mr. Elf only felt a tingle in his scalp and a twitch in his temple, and when he squinted, he realized that it was Steve who was holding down his hair.

I cut off my long hair because I needed to adapt to the human society in the 21st century, and it grew back by itself in these days when I didn't have time to manage it.Jarod moaned twice with tears in his eyes, motioning for Steve to raise his leg, and then, under the apologetic gaze of the big-breasted netizen, he grabbed his black hair, tied it in a bunch behind him, and tied it with the hair tie given by the widow.

"I should go and cut it off."

Pulling back all the broken hair on the sideburns, revealing the whole face, Mr. Elf couldn't help complaining: "It should have been done a long time ago."

"But I think that's fine."

Watching him tearing at his hair without hesitation, as if they didn't grow on him.Steve reached out and pressed Garrod's paw down, sighed, and stopped him from continuing to toss on his head: "If it's not troublesome, don't cut it."

"But I don't want to be recognized as a little girl anymore."

Thinking of Bond and Bucky's eyes of "You're actually a man" at that time, he felt angry, and Jarod gritted his teeth, not quite understanding why modern humans are lame to such an extent:

"Besides, it's really inconvenient to work with my hair too long... Speaking of which, I skipped work for more than half a month this time. How did Coulson tell my boss?"

"He took a long vacation for you."

Steve shrugged and said, "But it's not necessary. After all, the cake shop you work in has Hydra's undercover agent, and it must be closed for inspection by S.H.I.E.L.D."

"in this way."

Garrod heaved a sigh of relief, but felt sorry for his boss at the same time.A total of two shop assistants were recruited, and it turned out that one Hydra and one Hydra target were not normal people. They recruited part-time helpers and even recruited Spider-Man. No one was worried. It was simply the opposite of all cake shops in New York. teaching materials.

But having said that, it really surprised Garald that he would be plotted against by Jimmy.After all, he always thought he was a fool who admired Captain America.It is hidden so deep that even the elves who have lived for nearly ten thousand years have not discovered it. This is not something ordinary people can do.

Silently letting go of his thoughts, Jarod retreated into the sofa and moved towards Steve.The captain was also happy to accept it, and very consciously raised his arms to put on the back of the sofa, so that the elves could use themselves as cushions at any time, making the nest more comfortable.

For a moment, the entire lounge was quiet, only the sunlight slowly flowing between them, brewing a kind of leisurely comfort, making people unable to help but want to stop time at this moment forever.

keep him.

When this idea appeared in his mind, he had already pulled out his phone from his pocket to unlock it.Steve turned on the front camera, raised his arm, and quietly snapped a photo of himself and Jarod, who was resting on his chest muscles.

The lighting and angles are perfect.

He decided to use this photo as his new phone desktop.

"Send me one by the way."

Lifting his head lazily, he rested his chin on Steve's chest.Garald narrowed his eyes and said this, like a cat lying lazily basking in the sun at the door of the house.

"it is good."

Naturally, it is impossible not to agree.Steve lowered his head and touched his forehead lightly, his blue sea-like eyes were full of gentleness, and the corners of his mouth could not help but raise a pleasant arc.

But soon, he couldn't laugh at all.

"Speaking of photos, I still have a half-naked photo of you."

Thinking of his private collection, Mr. Elf looked at Steve skillfully adding filters to the photos, as if he suddenly realized something, and said thoughtfully: "That should be you, right?"

"……certainly."

Although he didn't want to recall how to film this embarrassing process, Jia Luode's question successfully provoked the dissatisfaction of his own netizens: "Who else can it be if it's not me?"

"Ok."

Not feeling that there was anything wrong at all, Jarod shrugged, and then asked an even more life-threatening question: "Then have you ever P?"

"……No."

"Really not?"

"Not really."

Obviously choked by him, Steve reached out and held the elf to his chest, not allowing him to escape, with an expression between amused and annoyed: "Since you don't believe it so much, do you want to test it yourself?"

"no thank you."

I just felt that I was about to be squeezed to death by his chest, and Jialude's voice came muffled from the fabric: "You can ask me to inspect the goods next time when you are completely naked."

Steve:  …

Is it his illusion that he was teased?

"I suddenly felt like I couldn't wait for the next time."

The strength in his hand was loosened, so that the elf would not suffocate to death in his chest.The captain took back the phone and stretched out his other hand. As soon as he took it away, he hugged Garald's whole body.

In this posture, he stood up from the sofa, and walked towards the door with the elf in his arms: "Now is a good time... To go to your place or mine?"

Garrod: ...

Can I not go anywhere?

Unexpectedly, I teased it, and ended up putting myself in it.Garrod looked confused, looked at the door of the lounge getting closer and closer to him, and finally couldn't help but opened his mouth:

"You..." Seriously?

"Crash--!"

However, before the words fell, a loud sound of glass shattering came from behind them.The two were startled, and turned around, just in time to see a stack of pizza boxes flying in from the broken French window, and at the same time, a red figure in a delivery suit with a schoolbag on his back flew in.

"Your pizza has arrived!!...Uh, sorry I ran too fast."

The whole person threw himself on the ground, holding the pizza box with both hands.The voice of the little spider sounded from the mess everywhere, and he did not forget to say an apology at the end, which made both Garrod and Steve twitch their mouths.

However, it is not waiting for anyone of them to answer.On the ceiling, Iron Man's voice full of annoyance and rage suddenly sounded from the PA system:

"Damn! Who broke my glass again!! Pay me!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Little Spider: ...QAQ