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Five minutes later, Bond clutched his left eye, which was blackened by the elf, and finally pulled himself out of the wall.

And Garrod just stood there and watched with folded arms, calm and composed, without the slightest sense of guilt that he had unilaterally beaten his lifesaver.

"Well, I believe it now."

It's hard to say what mood I'm in now, Mr. 007 turned his head resentfully, and stared at the elf in front of him: "No woman can hurt like this when beating someone."

...It's the same as you have been beaten by many women.

Shaking his hand that was kissed just now, Jialude rolled his eyes toward the ceiling: "Even if I don't hit you, I'm still a real man."

Speaking of this, he probably thought of something unpleasant, he paused suspiciously: "Isn't it like?"

——It's really not like it.

His eyes turned around his too good-looking face, then looked at the elf's long hair, and finally settled on the too slender and soft waist that could make almost any pose.Bond, who had never failed in this regard, silently said "fuck" in his heart, feeling that his soul had been hurt like never before.

"No man I've ever met looks like you."

Rubbing his forehead, Mr. 007 said sincerely: "It's too much... oh no, I lost weight."

Garrod: ...

Jarod felt his urge to hit someone come back.

"Okay, let's put this matter aside."

Probably because he found that the elf's expression was not quite right, and he didn't want to be beaten into the wall for the second time in just a few minutes.Bond decided to divert this dangerous topic and turn back to the original track: "Don't you ask me why I came to save you?"

"Aren't you saving yourself?"

Glancing at him strangely, Jialuode threw away the tactical knife in his hand: "In order not to be regarded as an accomplice of Hydra and break my neck, that's why I have to reveal my identity, isn't it?"

Bond: ...

This logic seems to be fine.

"That's all right... you look good, everything you say is right."

Choked by Mr. Elf's self-confidence, 007 was silent for a while, then showed him a weak smile, gritted his teeth and changed his words: "So, don't ask me why I got into Hydra came to find you in the team?"

"Why?" Garald raised his eyebrows: "Captain and the others asked you to come?... Speaking of which, you shouldn't be from S.H.I.E.L.D. I've never seen you in Tricurve Wings."

"Of course I am not."

Taking out a miniature communicator from his pocket and hanging it on his ear, Bond shrugged: "I was called to help by a friend, and this involves a series of very complicated relationships."

"How complicated?"

"At least it's a little more complicated than what we're encountering now."

He took out another gadget that looked like a measuring instrument, and 007 held it in his hand, looked around, and looked helplessly at Jarod: "Tell me, you are shutting yourself up with these Hydras. Have you thought about how to get out before we got together? This metal door is at least 300mm thick, fireproof, theftproof, and cutting resistant, and it is absolutely impossible to pry it with a knife. It is not a wise choice to be trapped with a pile of corpses."

"If I hadn't done that, it might be me who is now a corpse."

Glancing at him, he found a clean place to sit down. Garald's expression looked calm: "To be honest, I don't think that's a wise choice... Besides, there will always be a way."

"But your 'method' is swinging the shield outside, and probably won't be able to save you for a while."

I rummaged among the scattered corpses on the ground and found a roll of medical bandages.Bond shrugged, walked up to the elf, and motioned for him to stretch out his arms: "So, we can only wait here now."

Watching 007 roll up his sleeves and entangle the dense pinholes and several scratches on his arms, Jarod slightly raised his eyebrows: "What are you waiting for?"

"Wait till that old bastard out there takes care of the rest of the Hydra—"

Rolling his eyelids, the agent replied.At the same time, the elf's ten-fold hearing ability also caught the faint movement from the other side of the isolation door.It was as if something was constantly sliding on the hard metal surface, making a tooth-piercing "stinging" sound, and soon, a very standard quadrilateral was divided with a thin golden line in the center of the isolation door.

Garrod blinked.

Immediately, he watched helplessly as the cut quadrilateral was punched flying from the outside, and fell to the ground with a bang, causing deafening echoes in the corridor.

"—and break down the door and come in, like this."

There was no sign of surprise on his face, Bond tied the last bandage on the elf, and finished his words in the dust: "But I would rather stay here with you for a few more hours, Then have Captain America dig us out bit by bit with his shield... God forbid, I really don't want to see that guy's face."

"I heard."

A deep and angry voice sounded from behind the door, like solid ice, brewing a cold enough to frostbite people.Garrod raised his head and looked towards the metal door that had been torn apart, but he only had time to catch a glimpse of the blood and corpses on the ground outside the door. Blocked by the mechanical arm, then the black combat uniform on his body, and then the long brown curly hair.Finally, the expressionless face of the person was finally revealed.

"Do you want to die?"

The blades of the mechanical arm made a harsh calibration sound, and the Winter Soldier, who had just removed an isolation door, snorted coldly and glared at James Bond who was still squatting in front of the elf, holding his arm: "Take your hands away, That's Steve's..."

There was a suspicious pause in the voice, and Bucky shifted his gaze to Garald's face, and quickly answered firmly: "—Girlfriend."

Garrod: ...

Bond: ...

The scene was once very embarrassing, and it was about to lose control.

Soon, in this enigmatic atmosphere, he realized that he had probably made a mistake.Bucky pursed his lips and looked away from the elf, obviously wanting to pretend nothing happened. 007's cheeks twitched, obviously holding back a smile.And it was the second time in a day that he encountered such a blow, and Jialuode couldn't help touching his face, with a very dazed expression.The three of them froze in place like this, with dazed faces in this corridor full of blood and gunpowder smoke, as if they were going to stay like this forever.

In the end, what saved the awkward silence was the faint sound of an explosion coming from under their feet.

"...HYDRA activated the base's self-destruct sequence."

I felt the ground shaking, and then the sound of falling rocks and buildings collapsing came from all directions.Bucky recovered from the state of sculpture, his brows were involuntarily frowned slightly: "We must leave quickly."

"Yes."

Because I brought communication equipment, I need to know more about the outside situation.Bond listened carefully for a while, then stood up, and his expression also became serious:

"The Avengers have almost taken care of the outside, now it's up to us."

As he said that, he also stretched out his hand to Jarod at the same time, trying to pull the elf up from the ground: "Let's go, they are all waiting."

"I know."

There was no denying Bond's kindness.Jialuode nodded and stood up with strength, but the moment he took a step, he felt a familiar dizziness attack, his body swayed, and he almost fell to the ground like that.

Quickly holding on to the wall with his hands and eyes, he staggered for half a step, and then a strong hand rested on his shoulder.

"what happened?"

Seeing his pale to somewhat transparent face, 007 frowned.

"It should be a sedative, and there are sequelae of excessive blood loss."

As a murder weapon that had been brainwashed by Hydra, Bucky knew more about it than Bond.Approaching the elf and checking it out for a while, he pursed the corners of his mouth, feeling somewhat empathetic:

"They tortured him, maybe injected him with some crap. We can't wait any longer, we have to get him back to the surface right now."

"Then you go to open the way."

Put the elf's arms around his neck and over his shoulders.Bond put his arms around his waist, let Jarod put the weight on himself, and nodded to Bucky: "How much time can Lynn buy us?"

"About 10 minutes."

Without further delay, he walked directly towards the metal door that had been torn out by himself.Bucky was the first to bend down and sneak through, then turned around and helped to catch Garald: "He can slow down the process of the base collapsing, but he can't stop it completely. With his ability, 10 minutes is already the limit. "

"That should be enough."

Being pulled by the Winter Soldier to avoid a falling stone slab.Jialude shook his head, trying to wake himself up, and signaled the two of them not to worry too much: "I can hold on."

There are still people waiting outside, how could he fall down only one step away from the exit.

"Then let's hurry up."

Patting Mr. Elf on the shoulder, Bucky let go of the hand supporting him, letting Jarod stand on his own, and ran towards the exit.

"I guess Steve must have been freaked out this time."

Turning the corner, you can already see the sunlight coming in from outside the gate in the constantly collapsing base building.Bucky blinked, punched the obstacle blocking the way, and said.

"He'll be compensated."

After answering this sentence, then narrowing his eyes slightly, Jarod faced the familiar figure in the light and shadow, like a beacon guiding the direction in the vast sea, the corner of his mouth could not help but raise a brilliant arc.

He can finally go home.