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When the doctor confirmed that Jarod's injuries were basically healed, on a sunny day, the Black Widow kindly picked up the elf who was about to get moldy on the sofa, and took him out happily.

"The weather is so good today, what's the point of staying in the mansion."

Snatch one from Tony's garage full of luxury cars.Natasha opened the car door without any burden, got into the cab, and at the same time beckoned for Garrod to get in the car: "Anyway, your injury is fine, we can just go to your apartment to pack things and move things away. moved here."

"……Fine."

I always feel that the widow is too active in this matter, but I can't tell what's wrong.Mr. Elf, who was forcibly pulled out of the door, hesitated for a while, but still stuffed himself into the passenger cab: "Let's go now?"

The widow looked down at her watch: "Wait a little longer."

"Wait for what?"

After fastening his seat belt, Garrod turned his head in doubt and asked, and soon got a mysterious and meaningful smile from Natasha: "When will someone find out that he can't find us in the building?" .”

After a pause, she continued, "I guess soon."

Ok?

Not quite understanding what she meant, Garald felt a question mark in his head.But immediately, his keen hearing caught a rush of footsteps coming from the elevator towards them, and at the same time, Jarvis' metallic voice sounded in the car without warning.

"The captain has entered the garage, Agent Romanov."

Reminding politely, the tone of the smart butler of the Avengers Building did not fluctuate, but it did not make people feel blunt: "Also, Sir, let me tell you, 'This is my favorite Rolls-Royce Phantom, if Any way you intentionally drive it into the river, or shape it, our friendship for the month will come to an end'."

"..." Garrod, who was curiously groping for the material of the car door, withdrew his hand instantly.

"Ignore him."

Snorting from the nose, the widow obviously dismissed the threat from the president's father: "That's what Clint said when he scrapped the Bugatti Veyron last month."

Garrod: ...Oh.

"Hey."

And just as they said this, Captain America, who hurried down the stairs, had already spotted them.As soon as the long legs took a step, he walked to the car door, reached out and knocked on the window lightly: "Natasha? Garrod?"

Pressing down on the glass window of the passenger cab, the widow raised her eyebrows slightly with a triumphant smile on her face: "Captain?"

"Where are you going, can you take me with you?"

Obviously just out of the training room, the golden hair is still steamed.Steve lowered his head, smiled slightly at the elf in front of him, and then looked up at the cab: "I have nothing to do today."

yes.

Thinking of the Falcon who was still looking for someone to train with him in the building just now, Natasha glanced at the captain, but said nothing, but raised her chin towards the back seat: "Come on. We are just about to set off, you come It's really time."

"Thank you." I didn't know that I was being tricked.Steve curled his lips, nodded his thanks to the widow, and quickly opened the back door and sat in, as if he was afraid that the two people in front would suddenly regret it: "So where are we going now?"

"my home."

Just quietly watched the performance of Black Widow.Garrod glanced at the happy captain with sympathy, and replied.She didn't realize that the widow next to her was looking at the two of them lovingly, as if she was looking at her own silly son who had finally enlightened and the little cabbage he brought back.

It didn't take long to drive from the Avengers Mansion to Garrod's apartment.

Since this is the junction of two business districts, the surrounding area is not very prosperous.But the advantage is that the environment is quiet and the transportation is convenient. Therefore, there are not too few residents living in this apartment. Although they seldom communicate with each other, they meet each other more often, and they are always familiar.Coupled with Mr. Elf's face that is hard to forget once he sees it, he has already nodded and greeted countless times to different people before he stepped into the elevator, even the people who often wander downstairs The stray cats were willing to get close to him, meowing and crawling up the elf's trouser legs, and by the way, they scratched the hand of Captain America who wanted to hold him down, leaving three conspicuous scratches.

"It seems that you are very unwelcome here."

Following Garrod into the elevator, Black Widow glanced at Steve, who was suspicious of his life, and smiled jokingly.But the captain just shrugged his shoulders and didn't answer. Instead, he looked up at the numbers jumping upwards on the elevator display screen, thinking of something, and looked thoughtful.

And soon, with a crisp 'ding', the elevator carried the three of them to the top floor.Steve, who was standing outside, came out first, looked around, and his eyes quickly fixed on a certain door.Although he had never been there, with the address provided by "Zhi Jinhua", it was not difficult for him to find Garald's residence.

"It's here."

Sure enough, as he expected.Taking out the key from his pocket, Garrod also walked straight towards the door, and quickly opened it, revealing the neatly arranged living room.

Because it had been a while since Garald came back last time, there was a little dust floating in the air, as well as the astringent smell of being sealed for a long time.When Mr. Elf first moved in, Natasha looked around and found that even though Garald had lived here for nearly two years, there were still very few things belonging to him in the apartment, except for books. The tables and benches are all placed neatly without any mess. Although it looks very organized, it always makes people feel a little too quiet.

It is indeed a living fossil that is nearly 1 years old.

It's even more boring than Captain America's life.

Commenting on this fairy-like apartment, Natasha rolled her eyes cryptically, and gave up the space to Steve who just squeezed through the door behind her.

"The place is a bit small, but there won't be many things to pack. Go sit on the sofa first, and I'll be able to..."

Greeting the two of them to rest first, Jialuo opened the refrigerator and rummaged through it, took out two bottles of mineral water and handed them over.Then he opened the bedroom door and wanted to drag a box out, but stopped at the door the moment he walked in, staring at the room in front of him that was no different from before he left, frowning slightly.

"what happened?"

Keen noticed the elf's pause, and Natasha and Steve stepped forward, looking behind him toward the bedroom.

It is still as neat and tidy as the living room, without any extra decorations.Only the wind blew in through the open window, raising the light blue curtains and letting the sunlight dapple the floor.

"I didn't open the window before I left."

Stare at the open window.Garald stepped forward, squatted on the floor and looked around, then glanced at the desk lamps and other items that had moved slightly on the cabinet, frowning tightly: "Someone came in here when I was not around."

what? !

The face also became serious, and the black widow walked in, inspecting the traces that could not be found without paying attention.Steve, on the other hand, became vigilant all of a sudden, and calmly recorded all the locations and blind spots of the apartment, in case any accident happened suddenly.

"Not SHIELD."

Turning the desk lamp over and looking at it, Natasha quickly said: "Coulson would not do such a thing, and there is no need for Fury. Our monitoring of you has been canceled long ago, and I can't think of SHIELD. Why do you think about it and backtrack on it?"

"Could it be a thief or something?"

After thinking about it, Steve also made a hypothesis: "Did you lose something, Garrod?"

"No."

I opened the drawers one by one, and found that nothing was lost except that it had been turned over. Mr. Elf is also very puzzled now.The three of them walked around the bedroom a few times, but they still didn't find anything wrong. It was as if the guy who broke into the empty door while the owner was away just came in for a walk on a whim. He didn't take anything away, and he didn't leave anything behind. Annoyed but helpless.

"Anyway, whether it's for you or not, you can't stay in this apartment anymore."

Finally, after a while of silence, Natasha said: "Garrod, take all your things away, and hand this place over to S.H.I.E.L.D. for a professional inspection. Maybe there will be other discoveries."

"...Alright."

No matter what the purpose of the person who sneaked in was, it would definitely not be a good thing for Garrod.He has lived in the 21st century for so long, and he has never encountered such a thing, and in view of the particularity of his status, Garald really dare not, and cannot take it lightly.

"I'll talk to the landlord. He lives on this floor. You wait for me here first."

Nodding his head, Mr. Elf turned and walked towards the door, and his figure quickly disappeared into the corridor.

The two who stayed in the apartment were relatively silent for a moment.

"This matter must be investigated by Coulson." Frowning tightly, Steve was silent for a while, and said so seriously: "I don't think this matter should be that simple."

"I know."

Walking to the balcony, Black Widow made an 'OK' gesture, took out her mobile phone and started contacting S.H.I.E.L.D.And during this free time, Captain America continued to wander around the apartment a few times, trying to find what was missing, and every corner was missed.

Expected nothing.

But when he inadvertently raised his head and glanced over the TV cabinet in the living room, he was suddenly attracted by a small framed picture.

It was a simple but realistic oil painting with unusual intentions.

The oil painting depicts an extremely handsome man. He is wearing a combat uniform similar to Jarod's. The green cloak is embroidered with white poppies that only bloom in spring, just like a field under the spring breeze.Holding a longbow in his hand, his brows were gentle and resolute, his head of dazzling blond hair was like sunlight, and the strands of hair falling from his temples were tied behind his head by a forehead ornament, exposing his pointed elf ears just like Garrod.

Steve froze.

"This is his good friend."

After ending the call at some point, the Black Widow walked in from the balcony holding the phone, followed Steve's gaze, and smiled.

"I heard Garrod call him Glorfindel, maybe you've already heard his name."

...has not only heard of it,

That is simply the shadow that hangs in my heart and wants to rush out of the universe every minute.

The corner of his mouth twitched unconsciously. Captain America thought about it, but couldn't help but look more carefully.

Then, he found that his shadow seemed to get bigger.

"Actually, you don't have to lose heart, Rogers."

You could tell what he was thinking from his expression, Natasha shrugged, and patted the captain's shoulder sympathetically: "Although you don't look as good-looking as him, your hair color is not as pure as his, and the time you spend with Garrod is not enough. Not as tall as him, but you still have an advantage."

"... What advantage?"

"Your breasts are definitely bigger than his."

Steve:  …

Feeling that he shouldn't expect anything good from the widow at all, Steve rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, and was about to say something, but before he could open his mouth, he was interrupted by a huge movement from the next door .

"Clatter——!!!"

In the quiet corridor, the sound of glass being broken can be heard very clearly.The widow was stunned for a moment, and just as she realized that the noise seemed to be coming from the direction Jarod was walking, Steve had already passed her by like a gust of wind, and quickly ran towards the door.

... Something must have happened!

Following the captain and running out of Garrod's apartment, Natasha took out a weapon from nowhere, and her face instantly became extremely gloomy.