[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

"I have a question."

Standing in the same place numbly, Falcon stared wide-eyed, turned his head stiffly to look at Jialuode, with a look of unrequited love: "Why can you hear my voice so soft? Not even the captain!"

"No, I heard it, Sam." Catching the shield thrown by Tony, Steve didn't even look back: "You can be quieter next time."

……Hold.

Sam's heart is a little broken now: "Are you still human!!"

"Even though I have four times the hearing, I'm human." Steve just glanced at him.

"Although I am indeed not human, I have ten times the hearing." Garald also replied with a sincere face.

Falcon: ...Oh.

Elderly people, be friendly to ordinary people, even just a little bit, okay?

"So can we get down to business?" Having been listening to their awkward chat, the CEO's father finally couldn't help it: "When did the captain fall in love online, why didn't I know?"

"He didn't. It's all my guesswork. It's all rumors."

Glancing at Iron Man, Captain America didn't answer.On the contrary, Falcon shuddered under his cool gaze, and quickly denied it, for fear that he would be shot to death by the captain with a shield at some point.

but.

"Why did you say 'also'?" He raised his eyes with some doubts, and looked at the elf held in mid-air by Tony. He felt that he seemed to have grasped the essence of the matter for a moment: "Are you also dating online?"

"……No."

Realizing that he was about to say the wrong thing, Jialuode paused and denied it.

"Hey, don't be so mean."

Of course, anyone can hear how guilty Mr. Elf's tone is, and thinks there must be some story here. Falcon suddenly became interested: "They are all comrades in arms through thick and thin, let's share it."

"I never shared this with my teammates before."

"This is the rule of human beings."

"You think I haven't fought with humans before?"

"That's because you didn't meet us."

Garrod: ...

Feeling more and more that it was a mistake for him to speak, Mr. Elf simply closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

At this moment, the Balrog, who had almost been forgotten by everyone, stood alone on the platform in front of the hall. Seeing that no one came to him for a long time, he let out an angry roar.He raised his fire whip and waved it into the air, trying to find his dignity as the overlord of the Middle Earth.Hurrying to avoid it with Jarod in his arms, Tony frowned, looked at the demon burning with flames on the rock wall, and couldn't help snorting: "Sneak attack?"

"Let's get rid of it first, and we'll talk about it when we go back."

Reaching out to Falcon for a headset, Steve skillfully cut into the Avengers' public channel, looked around: "Natasha, report the situation."

"Hold on."

Listening thoughtfully to the conversation of several people in the mine, the black widow was interrupted by the captain, and the expression on her face returned to normal in an instant.She quickly found what she wanted from the database of the Hydra base. She tapped a few times on the keyboard to enlarge the data to the computer of the Quincyle machine, and Jarvis screened it and collected the relevant information. The parts of Balrog are listed one by one.

"Hydra discovered this first."

Looking at the screen, she quickly summed up the key points for the Avengers: "When they were building this base, they accidentally found the entrance to the mine, and dug out some creatures that they had never seen before. , now it seems that it is the mother body of those half-orcs... and in the process of exploration, they accidentally awakened the Balrog sleeping underground, but they could not completely destroy it, but lost a large number of people. So, in about a year Before, Hydra sealed the entrance to the mine under the base. It tried to seal the Balrog inside and let it die naturally."

Well, this can explain it.

Thinking of the iron door with the extremely dangerous sign on it before he and Steve fell, Garrod nodded.Although the Hydra could not destroy the Balrog, the modern weapons of the 21st century must have caused extremely serious damage to it, so that it was much weaker than the elf's impression, and even a whip couldn't beat him to death, giving him the last breath Chance.

Although, even so, a wounded Balrog cannot be easily dealt with by them.

"It seems that your plan to kill it in 10 minutes may not be realized."

Squatting beside the Black Widow, Hawkeye watched the live video of Hydra fighting Balrog on the screen, and said to her with regret: "Hydra fought so hard and lost so badly. Without Thor, we Maybe it will take a while to clean it up."

yes.

She turned her head and glanced at him, as if she was looking at a poor little boy who just had a brain crash.Before Natasha could speak, Clint felt a hand tap on his shoulder, startling him.

"There's something I've wanted to say for a long time."

Looking up along that hand, Hawkeye was surprised to find that it turned out to be Dr. Bruce Banner who had been sitting in the cabin without making a sound, making him almost forgotten.

"Say... say what?"

With a dazed look on his face, Clint asked blankly.

And the doctor just pushed his glasses lightly: "If you ignore me so often, I might want to become...a little green."

"..."

Mom.

Seeing the doctor's really green skin and swollen figure, Hawkeye sat down on the ground, almost having his heart stop in fright.

And watching the Hulk jump off the Kunj machine and land in front of the Balrog, he raised his fist and smashed it up without saying a word. At that moment, the entire Avengers remembered the fear of being dominated by the Hulk.

"Okay, I think we should have nothing to do."

Stopping in mid-air, watching the absolutely shocking scene of the Hulk fighting the Balrog, Tony couldn't help but sigh with emotion.And when he found that in this terrible fight, even though there was basically no place to strike, Steve still rushed to the platform persistently, trying to spot any gap to make up a knife, let alone Iron Man and Hunter. Eagle, even the black widow couldn't help but blink, and looked at the captain with admiration.

"Is the old Popsicle angry, working so hard?"

After being stunned for a long while, he finally realized that he should help.The CEO's father was just about to lower his head to ask how Garald was doing, and if he could still leave by himself, but suddenly found that the elf who had just closed his eyes and pretended to be dead during Falcon's questioning had really been unable to open his eyes, his face was so pale that his lips were But it was stained even more bright red by the blood, completely looking like he was about to die.

Oh my God.

Tony was clearly taken aback.Immediately, he didn't care about the Hulk and Balrog who were shaking the ground. He activated the armor and sent Jarod out of the mine and onto the Kunj machine parked outside the mountain.

He also quickly dug out the first aid kit, because it was useless outside, so Hawkeye, who had to stay on the plane to refuel, quickly gave him a simple check.

"He doesn't seem to be doing well."

Cut open the elf's blood-stained combat uniform, revealing the hideous burn scars on his back.Clint carefully cleaned the blood around the wound, and couldn't help but gasped:

"Although I don't know the structure of the elf's body, I can be sure that the blow just now must have caused him a heavy impact... The superficial burns are already troublesome enough. If there are rib fractures or internal bleeding, the situation will become more serious. Worse. Even if it is not fatal now, it will be troublesome if it is delayed."

Also coming from the cockpit to the cabin, the Black Widow didn't care about the loud noises like earthquakes outside, but stared at the conspicuous scars on Jarod's back and frowned.

The skin of the elves is naturally fair and delicate, and it even glows faintly when placed in the sun, just like porcelain.Therefore, when there is a wound that destroys this perfection, it will appear more dazzling and more infuriating, and this is how Natasha feels now.

He is so good-looking, or is it the cabbage grown by our S.H.I.E.L.D. future teammate, even the captain is not willing to insult him, how dare that murderous guy outside beat him like this? !

"Did you hear what Clint said?"

After switching the communication to the public channel, the widow looked fiercely: "We need to make a quick decision."

"It'll be fine right now."

He looked down at Balrog, who had already been beaten up by Hulk, and Captain America, who was obviously more angry.Falcon sighed, swooped down at Steve's call, caught the shield that was still coming, and then hit the monster's head with his backhand.

'Tony! ! '

He staggered when he was hit by the shield, and Hulk punched his chest again, and the Balrog involuntarily backed away.Stretching out his hand to catch the shield flying back along the reaction force, Steve shouted directly without looking back.And at the same time as the voice fell to the ground, the faint roar of the engine from behind had already announced the fact that Iron Man was already in place as he thought.

"Bye bye baby."

The battle armor on the shoulders snapped open.Tony stared at the monster that was about to retreat to the edge of the cliff, and waved his hand. In the next second, the small missiles hidden inside broke through the air, hitting Balrog's chest impartially.

'Aw——! ! '

Amid the continuous explosions, Balrog's painful howls filled the entire cave.And when the smoke dissipated, revealing its crumbling figure on the edge of the cliff, Captain America rushed forward without hesitation, threw out his shield, and directly smashed the dying Balrog down.

"It also threw me off once, and I thought it was really cruel."

Turning his head and looking at the companions with complex expressions behind him, the captain's eyes are very sincere now:

"Now, things are a lot more fair, aren't they?"

...Yes, you are Captain America, everything you said is correct, and you are not avenging some elves.

Silently watching the cliff where the Balrog fell off, Sam and Tony looked bewildered, and nodded with difficulty under the gaze of Steve reading as a threat of honest writing.

The author has something to say: Big Shield: How dare you hit the elf I'm covering, see if I don't use the shield to cut you.

Widow: How dare you hit the cabbage I ordered. See if I won't let the captain cut you with a shield.

Tony: Upstairs +1

Falcon: +2

Hawkeye: +10086

Dr. Banner (smiling): I feel a little green now, too.

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When I was thinking hard about how the captain and the others fought against the Balrog to win, I suddenly realized that I seemed to have forgotten something...

Then I went back and flipped through the first few chapters, and found that there seemed to be a green plug-in on standby in the plane.

Suddenly I was a little afraid that I would dream of being chased by the Hulk tonight qwq