The male god begs me to get back together every day

As the evening approached, Mu Ni came out of Xu Xin's dormitory with a pale face. If possible, he really didn't want to come again! Because Xu Xin's buddies are so crazy that they can't go any further.

For example﹉﹉

Mu Ni happened to be standing on the balcony, ready to think about how to get his ex-boyfriend back, when he suddenly yelled, his feet trembled in fright, and he almost fell off the balcony in front of him!

Mu Ni patted her chest, turned around, but was almost scared again!I saw a man with a green face and fangs, wearing a bright red sheet that I don't know where the boy's dormitory came from, and shaking his head wildly with a broom in his hand! !And he still doesn't know what to mutter, it's like feeling like a psycho who is dressed like a superman but has a hideous face is crazily wielding a broom!

Brother...you forgot to wear underwear/pants...

Not only this, but also!

Suddenly I took a cup and poured a weird unknown liquid into it to force you to drink it, and I asked you how it tasted. By the way, I boasted that my multi-flavored drink is made of strawberry milk, apple milk and yogurt. What do you think? ! I also added a little bit of Coke Sprite herbal tea Fanta Mirinda is very delicious!ah? !You run a beverage store at home! ! !

It's delicious, why don't you drink it!!!

At that time, Mu Ni's face was calm, but he was madly beating the villain in his heart!!

Who should drink this thing with a sudden change in style!!

Good! Question! Can Mu Ni drink?Hmph...just kidding...of course he would choose to drink it! Because Xiang Bei said that he could help him get Xu Xin back...he burst into tears.

Mu Ni decided to live with a smile.

So... under the choice of "drinking it seems like you will die" and "you can get your wife back", I finally chose to drink...

Come, because of Mu Ni's heroic risk, he drank this cup of "unknown liquid" himself, and then died bravely.It just made us feel so emotional!This is my big new man! !Everyone should thank him a lot!Because it is him!Let us know, this stuff will kill you if you drink it...

The above is purely based on Mu Ni’s imagination. In fact, when Mu Ni just drank it, he just felt that it was a bit spicy at first, and then it started to be bitter. Finally, he seemed to feel that he had drunk vinegar!!

Vinegar!! Chilli water!! Nima and soy sauce! !Where the hell did these things come from! ! !Why don't you catch the frogs too!!!

come!Let's die happily together!!

In the end, Mu Ni finished the drink with the determination to die, and hiccupped inexplicably after finishing the drink, which was really outrageous.

Finally, she returned to the dormitory like a wandering soul. During the period, some girls wanted to ask who the person the chairman was holding yesterday, but they were scared away by Mu Ni's strong momentum and sorrow.

When he returned to the dormitory, he found that the shortcoming of his roommate who just didn't like to wash socks was so cute...

After Mu Ni left, Xu Xin's crazy dormitory finally quieted down, and the next dormitory, thank God, finally stopped making noise.

Xu Xin: "Did the three of you know about my relationship with Mu Ni?"

To the north, Tang Qi and Luo Ze looked at each other

"Hey~ Coincidentally, I just found out~"

Xu Xin disdained: "You can blow hard."

Northward was the first to stand up.

"Actually, we only found out after watching the video yesterday. Although we couldn't see clearly, we lived in the same dormitory for a year, so it's impossible not to know each other. That's why we recognized you."

Xu Xin was touched by his roommate's tolerance for him, but he was still a little relieved to bully Mu Ni, after all, who told him to be so egoistic.

Even though he thought so, Xu Xin put on a face.

"Why did you bully him?"

"Because he's handsome."

"He is too feminine, I envy him."

"Personal reasons, I can't get used to it."

Xu Xin laughed to death, this is his good roommate, good buddy.

While chatting happily, Xu Xin's expression suddenly became serious, because he remembered something ﹉﹉

"Who will wash the socks today?"

"Don't look at me, I﹉﹉" Xu Xin took the opportunity to play the bitterness card, but was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"turn down!"

"..."

"Let's start." Luo Ze frowned.The four of them sat on their own beds.

"Who will come first?" Tang Qi raised his hand to speak.

"Old rules, punching, whoever wins first."

"it is good!"

The people in the next dormitory rolled their eyes when they heard "Fifth leader, 666! Hey, hey!" This is a fixed ritual in the next dormitory, which happens every day.

"You two... are cruel enough!" Luo Ze stared at the two of them viciously, damn it!

"Hey, Xu Xin, win. Xiangbei, win." Tang Qi came out to smooth things over, and said hastily.

"Yeah." Xu Xin is ready to fight, the most terrifying English is coming, so you have to take all precautions!Xu Xin's eyes were full of gas!

In Xu Xin's dormitory, there are two academic masters, but they are both scientific masters, Xiangbei, good at English, and talents in the literature department!But the history is not particularly strong, but it is super easy to get a passing score.And Xu Xin, from the Department of History, it is said that as long as he says a random place name, he can tell all the characteristics of that place name﹉﹉snacks...

In any case, Xu Xin's historical geography is indeed very powerful.But his English is sloppy, and the scumbag can’t be any more scumbag! Therefore, three questions were presented, one was history, one was English, and the other was written by the author himself.Of course, if someone has already lost two games in advance,

By the way, Luo Ze and Tang Qi's grades are mediocre, and there are no subjects that are particularly outstanding, but they are all-round. One is from the Department of Biology and Science, and the other is from the Department of History like Xu Songxin, but it is just a special archeology.

……

In the end, it was Luo Ze who washed the socks, because the two of them said long words and ended up going to Java.

Xu Xin looked at Luo Ze and sneered, "Oh, this really deserves it, tsk tsk tsk."

Luo Ze hated: "You are very proud, aren't you? Damn, you wait for me!" Then he rushed over, pressing on Xu Xin like a mountain.

"Fuck...you get out of here!" Xu Xin was caught off guard by Luo Ze, and managed to keep from turning over, laughing and scolding Luo Ze while punching him.

After making a fuss for quite a while, Luo Ze climbed off Xu Xin, triumphantly washed the socks of everyone in the dormitory.

Xu Xin rolled over from the bed, and cursed at Luo Ze's triumphant back: "Damn you hot/chicken/thing, let me wait and see!"

Luo Ze turned around, pointed at Xu Xin, and shook his head, meaning, you can't do it.

Angrily, Xu Xin smashed the pillow, turned his head, and found a solution.

Xu Xin slowly got off the bed, and lightly gestured to his roommate to keep quiet.Seeing his roommate nodding viciously, Xu Xin walked carefully to the bathroom, and tiptoed behind Luo Ze without letting him hear the sound, then kicked Luo Ze on the back.

Luo Ze was wondering why no one made a sound, and suddenly laughed from behind. He was caught off guard, and lay on the ground like a kicked dog chewing mud, his head buried directly in the basin, and all the socks and water in the basin were turned upside down. On the ground...it was a bit embarrassing.

After Xu Xin kicked Luo Ze, he turned around and ran. He ran out and immediately held something against him, leaving Luo Ze alone in the bathroom, jumping angrily.

Xiang Bei and Tang Qi made a good gesture, and climbed back on the bed proudly.

Xu Xin blinked, ready to take a nap, automatically took the swearing in the bathroom as the background music, and then... fell asleep.

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