I am a cat in the palace
Chapter 13 Meow, Don't Touch the Cat Bell
Flesh's school life, except for a little unpleasantness on the first day, was very smooth for a period of time after that.After the first day, Rourou got up earlier in the morning, and Mr. Wei seemed to have a tacit understanding with Rourou. Both the teacher and the student usually arrived at the Imperial Study Room half an hour earlier than the time stipulated by the Secretary of the Inner House.And this half an hour in advance, Mr. Wei will not teach Rourou calligraphy and painting, but will take Rourou to practice the basic skills of breathing and standing in the courtyard of the East Side Hall.
It was only after the official lecture that everyone was surprised to find that Mr. Wei is actually an all-round master who is capable of writing and martial arts.
After seeing Wei Yin's demonstration of a set of exquisite swordsmanship like flying dragons and frightening phoenixes and light kung fu that can fly over eaves and walls, Rou Rou completely fell under the master's long gown, and every time he looked at Wei Yin, his eyes were as pious. Like a believer, his little eyes are full of admiration. These days, whatever Wei Yin says, he will do it right. His enthusiasm makes me a little jealous. I deeply feel that it is necessary to re-declare the sovereignty over Rourou, the first intimate position around him must belong to me!
No matter who it is, you have to stand aside!
After lunch, I was playing with Rourou. I lay on the bed with my feet up and let Rourou rub my belly. Rourou's little hands are neither light nor heavy. It is most suitable for him to rub my belly when I am full. .
but--
Kneading and kneading, the fleshy hands stopped suddenly, and I was squinting and dozing off comfortably. When his hands stopped, I felt a little unhappy, and immediately stretched out my feet and kicked him, signaling him to continue, but he still didn't move. .When I opened my eyes strangely, I saw Rourou was staring at me earnestly with his little head tilted——
I suddenly felt something was wrong, but because I was really fed up, my movements were a little slow, and my fleshy little hand touched my—the bell!
At this moment, my brain is blank, my limbs are completely stiff, and I can only lie there in a daze...
It wasn't until the next moment that I suddenly realized——
Meow!
I yelled loudly, pinched my tail between my legs, jumped up quickly, turned around and jumped down on the bed, but the meaty little paws were faster, so I turned around and jumped, and the meaty body had already hugged me by the waist He stopped, and immediately pressed back on the bed, and then, like a brat who has developed a new function of a toy, he flipped me onto the bed in one fell swoop, and kept me on all fours, and then his whole little head fell to the ground Come here, those big eyes that were so dark that they were a little bit blue were shining brightly, and the small eyes were fixed on my bell, and then the evil little hands began to touch and rub my bell in turn... even—— he I still want to kiss her with my mouth!
Meow!Meow!Meow!
My majesty!
"Daxian, your balls are full of hairs, so fluffy and nice to touch." While rubbing, the little bastard foolishly described the indescribable feel.
Let go of me quickly!I tried my best to get up together, but Rourou relied on his brute force to hold him down. This is Rourou. I know his behavior is pure and innocent, but if I change someone else, I will soon A paw scratched his face.But—even if you just think it's fun, I can't stand you rubbing like this, my body starts to tremble after being rubbed, and tears will fall from rubbing me any more, okay?
"Kiss, give me a kiss!"
Just when I was struggling to put my back foot against my fleshy face, and tried my best to prevent his small mouth from kissing my bell, a high-pitched male duck's voice suddenly came in from outside the hall——
"The imperial decree has arrived—His Royal Highness King Zhen received the decree!" The old emperor's decree came like timely rain, and he went to receive the decree, while I lay on the bed panting heavily with lingering fear, and it took a long time before I got up and jumped out of bed See what the old emperor ordered.
-----
As soon as it got dark, I slipped out without even eating dinner.
I made three turns and two turns, and soon ran to the handyman's room not far from the back kitchen of the imperial dining room. That was the residence of the palace people in the imperial dining room. It was the favorite place for the wild cats in the palace to go for dinner. Wild cats Our actions are much more free than those in the cat and dog workshop, and it is more worry-free to come here to do some inconvenient things.
As soon as I appeared, the wild cats who were eating leftovers were silent for an instant, and then meowed and meowed.Even the two big wild cats who had been beaten until their ears were bleeding for a piece of leftover fish tail stopped immediately, and subconsciously took a few steps back.
"Meow!!"
The meowing and screaming below fell silent for a moment.
snort!These idiots are getting more and more outrageous, I have to find a time to train them properly!
Annoyed, I waved my paws at the two big wild cats whose heads were badly beaten, those two had sharp brains, and immediately turned around and ran away, so angry that I yelled loudly, there is a clever big cat The cat immediately stopped them obediently.
Hey, two idiots.
I exerted strength on my hind legs, flicked my tail lightly, and leaped deftly from the eaves, but my feet slipped——
"Pump Tom!"
"Your Majesty! I'm here to save you, meow!" Ugly-nosed sixth son shouted from a distance, and flew over.
Sitting down on the soft body of Ugly Sixth, I felt a cold sweat in my heart, and meowed!Huh... Fortunately, this idiot is smart, otherwise I would probably have to limping back tonight.
Ugly Nose Six lay on the ground baring his teeth and grinning for a while before getting up. I raised my paw and patted Ugly Nose Six on the back to praise him for his heroic savior. Ugly Nose Six surrounded me happily and sniffed again. I also heard that I didn't feel anything wrong with the behavior of my ministers before, but today when he turned behind me and brought his nose closer, I suddenly felt the bell tighten, so I stepped on his nose Jump straight out half a foot.
"Meow! Please be gentle, Your Majesty."
"Get out! Stay away from me!"
I walked around the group of cats, and with my claws, I swept the fish tails of the two silly cats to a nursing female cat.The ugly-nosed old six followed me with a flattering tail and wanted to rub his tail flatteringly: "Meow, Your Majesty, are you in a bad mood today?"
"Hmph!" I snorted and shook my hair, but still felt that the bell was a little tight.
"Meow~ Why is Your Majesty in a bad mood?"
I frowned tightly, and after thinking for a long time, I suppressed the phrase "Get me a female cat in heat", but the irritability in my heart left me with nowhere to vent. The big face of Sanhua is getting more and more wretched the more you look at it!The more I look at it, the more angry I get!
"Did anything happen in the palace these two days?"
This sentence was originally just a random question from me, but unexpectedly, after hearing the question, the ugly-nosed sixth child really tilted his head and remembered something.
"What? What's the matter?"
"Meow, I don't know if something happened, but I just feel that something is wrong. These days, there are always kittens missing for no reason, just like the little flower raised by the flower raccoon woman last summer, who was still there for the first half of the day. We are playing in front of our eyes, and we can’t find it anywhere in the afternoon.”
Can't find it?
"Little Huazi is over a year old, right? Was she hooked up by some wild cat outside the palace?"
The ugly-nosed sixth boy shrugged his nose, and said in frustration, "Maybe."
Looking at his slumped head, I couldn't help but sneer: "You are so ugly that you still expect Xiaohuazi to fall in love with you?"
The ugly-nosed sixth child looked at me very puzzled, "Why not? Look, my hair is so shiny, I am big and strong, and I am especially good at fighting and catching mice. Didn't you notice that?" Are there many kittens who are secretly in love with me?"
I:……
Once again, I found that there is a huge difference between my aesthetics and ordinary cats.
I didn’t take the inexplicable disappearance of the kittens very seriously. Cats are different from people. They live their own lives after weaning. It’s not uncommon to lose two cats in three days. The sixth child and the others left after paying more attention.After wandering outside for half a night, I occasionally ran into a few female cats in heat, but when I heard their screams like babies who wanted milk, I couldn't help but blow my hair.After wandering around for half a night, I finally figured it out, I am not a mortal body, it must be different from ordinary cats, it is useless to think about it, it is better to go back to Yongshan Palace to sleep with Rourou.
"Meow, I'm back!" I pulled and climbed onto the window sill, pushed hard, and pushed open the window that was always reserved for me.
As soon as the window slammed, Rou Rou leaned against the bedpost with Xia quilt in his arms, pouted and rubbed his eyes vigorously: "Daxian, you're running around again, I'm about to fall asleep."
"Meow, I'm just going out for a walk." The little palace lady who heard the commotion hurried forward, took a soft towel and wiped my body clean. I was so sleepy that I couldn't sit still, but I was staggering. Refusing to lie down and sleep.It wasn't until I jumped onto the bed and snuggled up to his pillow that he grinned foolishly, closed his eyes, and fell down on the pillow with a bang. Before I even had time to lie down, he had already breathed evenly and fell asleep instantly. passed.
This silly boy!I stared at him for a long while, but finally couldn't hold back, I leaned over and kissed his tender little face vigorously.
It was only after the official lecture that everyone was surprised to find that Mr. Wei is actually an all-round master who is capable of writing and martial arts.
After seeing Wei Yin's demonstration of a set of exquisite swordsmanship like flying dragons and frightening phoenixes and light kung fu that can fly over eaves and walls, Rou Rou completely fell under the master's long gown, and every time he looked at Wei Yin, his eyes were as pious. Like a believer, his little eyes are full of admiration. These days, whatever Wei Yin says, he will do it right. His enthusiasm makes me a little jealous. I deeply feel that it is necessary to re-declare the sovereignty over Rourou, the first intimate position around him must belong to me!
No matter who it is, you have to stand aside!
After lunch, I was playing with Rourou. I lay on the bed with my feet up and let Rourou rub my belly. Rourou's little hands are neither light nor heavy. It is most suitable for him to rub my belly when I am full. .
but--
Kneading and kneading, the fleshy hands stopped suddenly, and I was squinting and dozing off comfortably. When his hands stopped, I felt a little unhappy, and immediately stretched out my feet and kicked him, signaling him to continue, but he still didn't move. .When I opened my eyes strangely, I saw Rourou was staring at me earnestly with his little head tilted——
I suddenly felt something was wrong, but because I was really fed up, my movements were a little slow, and my fleshy little hand touched my—the bell!
At this moment, my brain is blank, my limbs are completely stiff, and I can only lie there in a daze...
It wasn't until the next moment that I suddenly realized——
Meow!
I yelled loudly, pinched my tail between my legs, jumped up quickly, turned around and jumped down on the bed, but the meaty little paws were faster, so I turned around and jumped, and the meaty body had already hugged me by the waist He stopped, and immediately pressed back on the bed, and then, like a brat who has developed a new function of a toy, he flipped me onto the bed in one fell swoop, and kept me on all fours, and then his whole little head fell to the ground Come here, those big eyes that were so dark that they were a little bit blue were shining brightly, and the small eyes were fixed on my bell, and then the evil little hands began to touch and rub my bell in turn... even—— he I still want to kiss her with my mouth!
Meow!Meow!Meow!
My majesty!
"Daxian, your balls are full of hairs, so fluffy and nice to touch." While rubbing, the little bastard foolishly described the indescribable feel.
Let go of me quickly!I tried my best to get up together, but Rourou relied on his brute force to hold him down. This is Rourou. I know his behavior is pure and innocent, but if I change someone else, I will soon A paw scratched his face.But—even if you just think it's fun, I can't stand you rubbing like this, my body starts to tremble after being rubbed, and tears will fall from rubbing me any more, okay?
"Kiss, give me a kiss!"
Just when I was struggling to put my back foot against my fleshy face, and tried my best to prevent his small mouth from kissing my bell, a high-pitched male duck's voice suddenly came in from outside the hall——
"The imperial decree has arrived—His Royal Highness King Zhen received the decree!" The old emperor's decree came like timely rain, and he went to receive the decree, while I lay on the bed panting heavily with lingering fear, and it took a long time before I got up and jumped out of bed See what the old emperor ordered.
-----
As soon as it got dark, I slipped out without even eating dinner.
I made three turns and two turns, and soon ran to the handyman's room not far from the back kitchen of the imperial dining room. That was the residence of the palace people in the imperial dining room. It was the favorite place for the wild cats in the palace to go for dinner. Wild cats Our actions are much more free than those in the cat and dog workshop, and it is more worry-free to come here to do some inconvenient things.
As soon as I appeared, the wild cats who were eating leftovers were silent for an instant, and then meowed and meowed.Even the two big wild cats who had been beaten until their ears were bleeding for a piece of leftover fish tail stopped immediately, and subconsciously took a few steps back.
"Meow!!"
The meowing and screaming below fell silent for a moment.
snort!These idiots are getting more and more outrageous, I have to find a time to train them properly!
Annoyed, I waved my paws at the two big wild cats whose heads were badly beaten, those two had sharp brains, and immediately turned around and ran away, so angry that I yelled loudly, there is a clever big cat The cat immediately stopped them obediently.
Hey, two idiots.
I exerted strength on my hind legs, flicked my tail lightly, and leaped deftly from the eaves, but my feet slipped——
"Pump Tom!"
"Your Majesty! I'm here to save you, meow!" Ugly-nosed sixth son shouted from a distance, and flew over.
Sitting down on the soft body of Ugly Sixth, I felt a cold sweat in my heart, and meowed!Huh... Fortunately, this idiot is smart, otherwise I would probably have to limping back tonight.
Ugly Nose Six lay on the ground baring his teeth and grinning for a while before getting up. I raised my paw and patted Ugly Nose Six on the back to praise him for his heroic savior. Ugly Nose Six surrounded me happily and sniffed again. I also heard that I didn't feel anything wrong with the behavior of my ministers before, but today when he turned behind me and brought his nose closer, I suddenly felt the bell tighten, so I stepped on his nose Jump straight out half a foot.
"Meow! Please be gentle, Your Majesty."
"Get out! Stay away from me!"
I walked around the group of cats, and with my claws, I swept the fish tails of the two silly cats to a nursing female cat.The ugly-nosed old six followed me with a flattering tail and wanted to rub his tail flatteringly: "Meow, Your Majesty, are you in a bad mood today?"
"Hmph!" I snorted and shook my hair, but still felt that the bell was a little tight.
"Meow~ Why is Your Majesty in a bad mood?"
I frowned tightly, and after thinking for a long time, I suppressed the phrase "Get me a female cat in heat", but the irritability in my heart left me with nowhere to vent. The big face of Sanhua is getting more and more wretched the more you look at it!The more I look at it, the more angry I get!
"Did anything happen in the palace these two days?"
This sentence was originally just a random question from me, but unexpectedly, after hearing the question, the ugly-nosed sixth child really tilted his head and remembered something.
"What? What's the matter?"
"Meow, I don't know if something happened, but I just feel that something is wrong. These days, there are always kittens missing for no reason, just like the little flower raised by the flower raccoon woman last summer, who was still there for the first half of the day. We are playing in front of our eyes, and we can’t find it anywhere in the afternoon.”
Can't find it?
"Little Huazi is over a year old, right? Was she hooked up by some wild cat outside the palace?"
The ugly-nosed sixth boy shrugged his nose, and said in frustration, "Maybe."
Looking at his slumped head, I couldn't help but sneer: "You are so ugly that you still expect Xiaohuazi to fall in love with you?"
The ugly-nosed sixth child looked at me very puzzled, "Why not? Look, my hair is so shiny, I am big and strong, and I am especially good at fighting and catching mice. Didn't you notice that?" Are there many kittens who are secretly in love with me?"
I:……
Once again, I found that there is a huge difference between my aesthetics and ordinary cats.
I didn’t take the inexplicable disappearance of the kittens very seriously. Cats are different from people. They live their own lives after weaning. It’s not uncommon to lose two cats in three days. The sixth child and the others left after paying more attention.After wandering outside for half a night, I occasionally ran into a few female cats in heat, but when I heard their screams like babies who wanted milk, I couldn't help but blow my hair.After wandering around for half a night, I finally figured it out, I am not a mortal body, it must be different from ordinary cats, it is useless to think about it, it is better to go back to Yongshan Palace to sleep with Rourou.
"Meow, I'm back!" I pulled and climbed onto the window sill, pushed hard, and pushed open the window that was always reserved for me.
As soon as the window slammed, Rou Rou leaned against the bedpost with Xia quilt in his arms, pouted and rubbed his eyes vigorously: "Daxian, you're running around again, I'm about to fall asleep."
"Meow, I'm just going out for a walk." The little palace lady who heard the commotion hurried forward, took a soft towel and wiped my body clean. I was so sleepy that I couldn't sit still, but I was staggering. Refusing to lie down and sleep.It wasn't until I jumped onto the bed and snuggled up to his pillow that he grinned foolishly, closed his eyes, and fell down on the pillow with a bang. Before I even had time to lie down, he had already breathed evenly and fell asleep instantly. passed.
This silly boy!I stared at him for a long while, but finally couldn't hold back, I leaned over and kissed his tender little face vigorously.
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