I am a cat in the palace

Last night, a small incident happened in the palace. A young lady died, she was quite young, and she had a big belly when she died, just like a mother cat would be suffocated to death if she could not give birth to kittens. I heard that she It was also so suffocated by the child.I know her. When she entered the palace and was a little girl, she would often send me small fish to eat by the palace wall. I am a grateful cat. Although it has been five or six years, I still miss her. Well, I think she should give her a ride when she dies.

This emperor is over 40 years old. For most emperors, he should not live for a few years, but according to the experience I have summed up after so many years of observation, the older emperors are more fond of fresh and tender girls, so he Always liked this young lady.I still remember seven or eight months ago, when the old emperor knew that his mother was pregnant, he added food to every palace. In those few days, several palaces threw out whole plates of big fish and meat, and I ate so much. A little tired.

When I climbed up on the beam of the empress's funeral room, the emperor was walking out with unsteady steps, the snot from crying on his face was not wiped clean, and the people in the front and back of the palace were kneeling, with their heads down. Didn't dare to lift it.I feel that the beams of the house are too high, and when I look down, I can only see the yellow silk cloth covering the empress, and I can't see her face clearly, so I think we should get closer, at least to see her face clearly, to be regarded as the real one. Say goodbye to her.

I took a look and saw that the prayer flags on the altar were in a good position, so I kicked my hind legs——fuck!slipped!

Meow!Falling from such a height, my tail will be broken!

Bang!

Fortunately, soft.

Huh?Where did I fall?

"Wow-wow-"

Ok?

Meow, isn't that my name?

What is this sound?

The hair on my body is all blown up, okay?

"Yes—there are ghosts!"

"Ghost!"

"It's a cat, the cat stepped on the corpse!"

"Fake corpse! Fake corpse!"

"Ah! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! I have given birth! Your Majesty has given birth!"

"Dead, dead!"

"It's here, it's here!"

"Alive!"

"Your Majesty! It's a little prince! This is because the heroic spirit of the empress is still there, and she is reluctant to take the little prince away, so she invited the cat fairy to give birth!"

"Coffin! He's a coffin!"

"Don't come here, don't come here! Ahh——"

"The dead give birth to a child, ominous—an ominous omen!"

"Your Majesty, this child cannot be kept!"

"The emperor! Kill him! Kill him quickly!"

"Shut up! Give me the child!"

oops!Blood flowed like a river!

I can be regarded as having seen the world. In the first three days in the palace, people died twice, because everything died, and dozens of deaths at a time were not a problem.But I have never seen someone who died so peacefully like this time.

Quiet, yes, it is quiet, more than half of the people in the palace, from masters to slaves, have died, isn't it quiet?

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"Mao Daxian, it's time for you to eat." A plate of steamed small bass was placed in front of me, and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old eunuch served respectfully with his arms folded.

What an ugly name?I am the real master of the palace. I have lived here much longer than you. Before your ancestors rebelled and became emperor, I have lived in the palace for hundreds of years.You should address me: Your Majesty!

Why!But, forget it, I'm an open-minded, open-minded meow, and I don't care about these ordinary people.As long as you obediently send Xiaoyu to serve me every day, I can forgive their disrespect!

Since that day when I stumbled and stepped on that little doll, I have become a cat immortal enjoying offerings.The old eunuch who first positioned me as a great immortal has now become the chief steward next to that little baby. I heard that he was just a third-class eunuch sweeping the yard.As for the other people in the mourning hall that day, I have never seen any of them again.

Uh... I'm so full, I've made it to the end, no, I have to walk around to digest my food.

"Hey! Daxian, Daxian, where are you going? Don't you eat?"

Don't eat, the rest will be rewarded to you!I raised my paw at Wei Yuer, the little eunuch who was specially transferred from the cat and dog shop to serve me. He quickly understood what I meant, and immediately took away the remaining small fish, and by the way The soup and water that was spilled around my little nest was cleaned up.

Well, children can be taught!

I used to like to live near the imperial dining room, where there are many delicious things, but after I became a great immortal, I was forcibly moved to the palace where Xiaowa lived, named Yongshan Palace.It was quite far from the imperial dining room, but quite close to the emperor's imperial study.Yongshan Palace is not big, and there are not many people inside, but the rules are very strict. Even if I come out and go in occasionally, I will be checked to see if there is any dirt on my paws, or if there are fleas hidden in my fur.As for people, the control is even stricter, no outsider can enter without the emperor's own handwriting.

"The Emperor is here!"

I was playing a fist-to-claw game with the little doll in the room when I heard someone shouting outside that the old emperor was coming.When I turned my head, I was facing the sight of the old emperor looking into the room.After being slightly stunned, he turned his head and asked the great eunuch named Chang An next to him: "Have you found out which palace this great immortal was from before?"

"Return to Your Majesty, after checking, there is no record of him in the cat and dog shop. It is probably just a wild cat. Even if it is not a wild cat, it is probably just a mongrel cat kept by the palace people in private. It has no origin."

I cast a gloomy glance at Chang An, although what you said may be true, but I definitely do not come from nothing, compared to you ordinary people who come from reckless backgrounds, I am the real master of this palace.

"As long as he doesn't come from those places, it's fine, but be careful not to let him go out of the palace casually." The old emperor's tone was a bit harsh.I immediately jumped up, what do you mean?Is this to limit my cat body freedom?Don't you know that I have the habit of making palace inspections?

But before I protested, the old emperor turned his eyes to the little baby in the cradle, and the expression on his face changed instantly, "Xin'er, did you eat grandma well today? Did you gain weight? Come on." Come, father, give me a hug." When he brought his face close to the little doll, the tough lines carved on the old emperor's face over the years melted into a warm smile.Seeing that the old emperor wanted to hold the baby, the nanny hurried forward to help, but she didn't know when the diaper under the baby's buttocks suddenly became loose. The nanny picked up the baby and was about to hand it to the old emperor, when the baby urinated Now, a bubble of urine is spitting on the emperor's face——

I directly hugged my front paws and covered my face, unable to bear to look directly.

And the whole hall fell into dead silence.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty... Your Majesty, slave...damn it..." The nanny was so frightened that she trembled, holding the baby tightly but forgot to kneel down.

And the old emperor himself, after being stunned for a long time, suddenly laughed out loud. I could see clearly that a few drops of urine dripped into the emperor's mouth when he opened his mouth and laughed.And just as the old emperor was laughing so loudly that everyone in the palace was dumbfounded, the little baby who was not yet full moon also suddenly laughed, giggling, so the old emperor laughed even more happily.

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In two days, it will be the full moon day of the little baby. According to the example of the princes in the palace, the full moon is a wedding banquet. The old man of the emperor has to invite the ministers and concubines and ladies in the harem to have a good meal, and those who have eaten the full moon wine Everyone else has to give the little doll some presents.But the old man of the emperor didn't know what he was thinking. It was only two days away, and there was no movement yet. thing.

However, whether it is done or not has nothing to do with me.

The only thing I care about is-

My little doll!

Well, the sun is pretty good today, I pouted my buttocks and stretched my waist, looked back at the cool palace, thinking that the little baby is almost full moon, and the weather is also in April, the wind is not strong, the sun is neither Spicy and warm, perfect for going out.I have to ask the nanny to take the little baby out to bask in the sun. Look at those girls and boys in other palaces who dare not let them see the wind after being born for a year and a half. All of them look like bean sprouts. Yes, it's not like those meow babies who can be brought out to have fun as soon as they can open their eyes. Each one grows stronger and stronger.

The old emperor called the little baby Xin'er, and the nannies and court ladies would call him King Zhen when they talked about the little baby.I find it bothersome and hard to remember, so I decided to call him Rourou, because his whole body is chubby, his little face is chubby, his butt is chubby, his arms and legs are so white and chubby. Like lotus root joints, even the little claws—er, the fingers of the little fists are fleshy, and when the little hands are opened, there are small pits on the back of the hand, and I want to take a bite when I look at it.

"Hey, Daxian, no, go away, don't bite!" What are you doing!What are you doing!Can you touch my waist too?Besides, can I really bite?I just lick him and give him a smooth hair, but the little meat was stepped on by my foot, can I bite him?Look, after being licked twice by me, he smiles so happily that his saliva drips out of laughter, okay?

"Miss Qi, the Great Immortal will not hurt the little prince, let it go, don't annoy it, and catch you carefully." The old eunuch named Fulin still winked, hum!I triumphantly gave a "meow" to Mrs. Qi, kicked her away and jumped back into Little Rourou's cradle.

"Hey! Fulin, it's time to take Xiao Rourou out to bask in the sun!" Zhen told Fulin.

It's a pity that Fulin couldn't understand what I said, so he just walked to Xiaorourou's cradle, touched the diaper piece under Xiaorourou's buttocks, and seeing that it was dry, he tucked the quilt up for him again, and finished tucking it I wanted to touch my head casually, but my paw slapped it away. My head is more precious than my waist, how could I be touched casually by an eunuch.