My three pots of meat plants

Wen Wuchu turned his gaze to the other two.

He chose suits for both Qi Jingze and Xue Jingrui.The difference is that Qi Jingze wears a standard three-piece suit, while Xue Jingrui wears a knitted sweater with geometric patterns.

It was obviously a cheap suit, and the material was quite rough, but the two of them forcibly wore it with a sense of refinement, which reminded Wen Wuchu of the elegant and textured male protagonist in his favorite movie.

Wen Wuchu had to admit at this moment that some people have the ability to turn decay into magic.

"Although I'm not used to it, it's okay to wear it." Bai Shengxiu said. "I want to thank Ah Chu for buying me clothes."

Being thanked in this way, Wen Wuchu's sense of guilt that had dissipated came back again. He bought the other party the cheapest clothes, but the other party still thanked himself.

"It's okay, but the lower body is a bit tight." Qi Jingze said briefly.

A little tight?Wen Wuchu was a little puzzled and looked over. He bought straight suit trousers, not skinny trousers. He also bought them at 185. There is no reason to be tight, and the other person is not fat.

Then he suddenly saw a certain part, and understood what the other party meant by tight.

I go to yours.Wen Wuchu's guilt dissipated.

At this moment, Wen Wuchu had two villains in his heart. One said: "This person really hates us for killing him." The other villain said, "Okay, okay."

Xue Jingrui didn't say anything at all, and was still very curiously groping for the clothes on his body.

"Qi Jingze, come in and help me make dinner." Wen Wuchu felt that he was a little penny-pinching, but now that he was the oldest in the family, he must suppress this guy who made him unhappy.

Wen Wuchu plans to cook a combination of Chinese and Western dishes tonight, steak and chowder.

Wen Wuchu sent Qi Jingze to pluck the vegetables, but Qi Jingze was entangled. In his opinion, this kind of work was not what he should do, so he did it weakly, and the basket of vegetables was thrown into a mess.

Halfway through the vegetable leaves, Qi Jingze felt that someone was paying attention to him, and looked up to see Wen Wuchu, who was marinating the steak, looking at him with a very disdainful and resentful look.

For some reason, Qi Jingze suddenly felt very, very uncomfortable in his heart. He stepped up to Wen Wuchu's side, and Wen Wuchu took a step back in fright, and then saw Qi Jingze pick up the steak in the bowl, showing off his exquisite knife skills, and quickly cut it The steak was cut into very even fine shreds.

Qi Jingze looked at his work with satisfaction, and looked up at Wen Wuchu triumphantly, only to find that the resentment in his eyes had doubled.

Wen Wuchu suppressed his depression when he saw that the beef he had planned to make steak had become a tool for Qi Jingze to practice sword skills.

Forget it, the big deal is not to cook steak tonight and make fried shredded pork instead.

When the fried shredded pork and chowder soup were served, Wen Wuchu looked at the three people sitting on the table.

The dishes they cooked were not tasty, but the three of them had no opinion at all and ate with gusto.

Wen Wuchu suddenly felt warm in his heart, and it felt so good to have dinner with someone.

The clothes that can go out are done, and the next step is hairstyle.The long hair of the three Rouzhijuns is basically waist-length.

Wen Wuchu touched the smooth hair, feeling that women would be extremely jealous.

"Have you...touched enough?" Qi Jingze said coldly.

Only now did Wen Wuchu realize that he looked like a particularly wretched and strange uncle, stroking the hair of the three of them in turn, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"Cough." Wen Wuchu pretended to clear his throat. "I told you before that basically men in this world don't have long hair, and even if they do, they won't be as long as yours, so I'm going to take you to get your hair trimmed. But it's okay for you to go out like this now." It’s eye-catching, so I’m going to cut it short for you now.”

Wen Wuchu went looking for the scissors while talking.

Wen Wuchu didn't usually use scissors like that, and when they were put in the kitchen, they smelled like fish and meat. He wasn't so conscientious as to use these scissors to cut the hair of the three of them.After searching for a long time, he finally found a pair of scissors from the study that were used to cut paper.

Mr. Sanpon Rouzhi sat side by side on three wooden chairs, casually covered with thin sheets that Wen Wuchu didn't use, and newspapers were spread on the floor for cleaning later.

"Um, I'm not good at technology, so I can only do it so that I don't hurt anyone. Anyway, I'm just going to cut it short for you, and I'll leave it to professional designers for styling and so on." Wen Wuchu gave the three of them a vaccination first. .

When the beautiful hair was cut off at the waist, Wen Wuchu still felt a little distressed, and some messy thoughts appeared in his mind.

First, I read an autobiography when I was a child. The protagonist sold the long hair he had cared for for many years to buy medicine for his grandma.

Then there is a clip of a barber flirting with a customer in a movie set in the Republic of China.

Immediately afterwards, the hero of the horror movie showed a cold smile with big scissors.

"Are you almost done?" Qi Jingze's voice came.

Only then did Wen Wuchu wake up from a chaotic state, and then he looked at Qi Jingze's horrific appearance in front of him, and held back his laughter.

Xue Jingrui's and Bai Shengxiu's hairstyles are fine, because Wen Wuchu's haircuts are cut flat directly below the neck. Although it looks like a little girl's cut, but tied with a small rubber band, it looks a bit of an artist.And I'm going to have to reshape it later, the length is just right.

As for Qi Jingze, it was even worse. Wen Wuchu patted his chest to assure him that it was definitely not because he wanted to take revenge on the other party because he didn't like it, but because when he cut Qi Jingze's hair, he really didn't know why his mind wandered too far.

At this moment, Qi Jingze's hair is cut much shorter than the other two. This is not the point. The point is that the hair on both sides is cut very short. In some places, the scalp can be seen, while the hair in the middle hangs down long. , seemed extremely lonely.

Seeing Qi Jingze's horrific appearance, the other two pots of Rouzhi also tried their best to hold back their laughter.

Qi Jingze glanced at Wen Wuchu coldly, and Wen Wuchu hurriedly waved his hands in fright: "I really didn't do it on purpose, anyway, I will trim it later, it's okay!"

Wen Wuchu tried his best to make a very sincere expression, and also emphasized his tone, trying to get away with it.

Qi Jingze looked at the other party coldly, then suddenly stretched out his hand, went around behind the other party and grabbed his neck.

Didn't I just cut your hair and ruin it?Is it necessary to pay for my life?Hey Hey hey!Wen Wuchu howled crazily in his heart, and then felt a slight vibration in his head, and then the strength at the back of his neck disappeared.

Wen Wuchu froze for a moment, looked sideways at the reflection on the window glass, his hair was messed up like a chicken coop.

Hey, is it necessary?Childish! Wen Wuchu looked at Qi Jingze, who wore a ridiculous hairstyle but still had an indifferent, noble and glamorous expression.

The first time he took Sanpon Rouzhi out, Wen Wuchu was a little uneasy. The three of them really looked a little foul.

Putting on masks for the three of them, after thinking for a while and looking at Qi Jingze's terrible hairstyle, Wen Wuchu found out another thick knit hat with conscience.

Qi Jingze originally had a small face, but when he was wearing a knitted hat, he looked even more refined.

Wen Wuchu had to admit that this guy was too good-looking, even the hairstyle that looked like abstract art couldn't hide the slightest bit of this guy's temperament.

The cold wind in winter is still a bit biting. Although the temperature in the south is not too low, the damp and cold air still makes people feel a little dull and uncomfortable.

Wen Wuchu didn't drive them to the hairdressing salon that he used to bring celebrities to.One reason is that it is inconvenient, and the other reason is naturally being poor.That styling fee was not an expensive expense for him before, but he is quite tight now, and it is a little bit to save a little.

There are three barbershops near Wen Wuchu's community. Wen Wuchu passes by every day when he goes home, but he never visits.

One is an old barber shop with a longer history than the community. It is very popular with the old men and women around. It has an old-fashioned cut and men mainly have flat hair. Wen Wuchu quickly passed this one.

Wen Wuchu believes that with the looks of these three people, it is no problem to hold any hairstyle including crew cut.But this store has a lot of traffic, and there are many elderly women. He feels that bringing these three foul-looking guys in is really a sheep's mouth. It is estimated that tomorrow they will become the object of discussion among the aunts in the entire community. They want to give their daughter a blind date. The ones will immediately step out of the house.

The second one is the closest to the community, right next to the gate, with fashionable decoration, suitable for young people.

But Wen Wuchu didn't think about it, because the male barbers there all cut all kinds of haircuts. Wen Wuchu met them once in the convenience store downstairs. What do they call each other like Peter, Kevin, Tony, etc. The name made Wen Wuchu, who was picking up snacks, tremble.

So Wen Wuchu could only choose the third one.

The third one is a small shop, a husband and wife shop, named Qiangwei Barber Shop, which was put together by the names of the husband and wife.

Wen Wuchu didn't know the level of the other party, but he found that probably because it was a weekday afternoon and the store was a little remote, so at the moment only the couple were watching TV in the store, and there were no other customers. This made Wen Wuchu, who didn't want to cause trouble, feel that Very relieved.

The middle-aged men and women in the mom-and-pop shop were taken aback when they saw four young men coming in suddenly, but they quickly greeted them.

"Should you cut your hair?" The middle-aged man smiled a little honestly.

Wen Wuchu, who is used to the complicated process of making an appointment for a haircut and choosing a stylist first, is a little uncomfortable with such a straightforward opening statement. "Well, yes."

The middle-aged man smiled very happily: "Should all four people have a haircut? If only the hair is cut, it will be 28 per person. There are different prices for perm and dyeing care according to the materials used."

Seeing the sincerity of the boss, Wen Wuchu suddenly thought of a joke on the Internet, "A woman walked into the barber shop, sat down and said to the barber, no perm, no dye, no care, no styling, no spa, no skin care products, just cut short .My words are finished. From now on, whoever speaks first between the two of us will be a bastard. Well, you can do it now. "

If every hairdresser was as simple as this middle-aged man, it would be very worry-free.

"Yes, only the haircut, just the three of them, I won't cut it." Wen Wuchu said.

The boss still smiled, and did not recommend any perm treatment.

The three Rou Zhijun took off their masks and hats, and the small barber shop froze for a moment.

The first person who reacted and spoke was his wife who was preparing hot water. Her smile was also simple and honest: "Aren't you a few stars? A group? What songs have you sung?"

"No, no, just ordinary people." Wen Wuchu replied, not wanting to discuss this topic further.

The husband and wife are also well-informed and interesting. Of course, perhaps because they are not good at words, the whole shampooing and haircutting process is extremely silent. There are no various sets that normal barbers like, which is almost a parental shortcoming. Only the latest TV series are playing on the TV. 's theme song.

The author has something to say: For a person who really dislikes awkward chats with strange middle-aged men, I really feel that silence is an excellent quality of a barber ╮(╯▽╰)╭