My three pots of meat plants

They stayed overnight in a mountain hut that wasn't too bad. When everyone was woken up by the big gong outside the door to do the task, they all looked a little bad.

Song Ke looked at Director A Tao who was preparing to assign tasks with a serious face, and felt that he wanted to express what happened to him yesterday: "You know, the farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor is it that I am right next to you." In front of you, you don’t know that I love you, but you have to wake up at night in this cold weather, and you have to walk 20 meters outside to go to the toilet.”

Seeing Song Ke's sad and indignant expression, everyone couldn't help but smile, and the depression of being forced to get up also dissipated a lot.

The room Song Ke and his agent Hei Zai lived in should be the worst. It is more similar to a traditional old stone house, without a bathroom, and they have to run to the latrine house built more than 20 meters outside the house at night.

Of course, the villagers also left things like chamber pots for them, but Song Ke could not bear the smell in the room, and the second was that there was a camera in the room.Although the program team will definitely not cut the shots, but he himself does not have the kind of cheeky bird walking in full view.

Director A Tao smiled unscrupulously. "The nights and mornings in the mountains are generally quite cold. It seems that except for Bai Shengxiu's group and Lin Jichen, everyone here is from the north. How do you usually keep out the cold? Do you have any secrets to share with the audience."

"Hold my wife to keep warm." The first one to speak was actually Du Shenguo who had never talked much, and his cheeks were a little flushed when he said this.

Everyone else clicked their tongues.

Du Shengguo and his wife are deeply in love with each other. They all feel that Du Shengguo will always talk to his wife before and after the recording of the show.Sometimes they also hear the content of the call, and feel that the relationship between the couple is really good, unlike some famous couples in the circle, the show of affection is just an illusion, and they play a lot behind their backs.

Song Ke sighed. "Old Du will always inadvertently deal a fatal blow to single dogs! Like me without a girlfriend, I can only hug myself tightly, put on my mother's long johns, and bring myself warmth." Said He put his hands around his shoulders and put on an ecstatic expression, which made everyone laugh.

Lin Jichen lacks common sense in life, has no experience in taking care of himself, and is young, so he can only share his experience of wearing gloves and scarves.

As a girl, Tan Mengna is obviously more interested in this kind of thing, especially among a group of rough men, sharing all kinds of artifacts, such as ultra-thin down pants, heating cream, warm palace stickers and other rough men Something I've never heard of.

The last person to be asked was Bai Shengxiu.

Bai Shengxiu thought about it for a while and said: "Generally, it is through the nervous system and the vagina to regulate various parts of the body. The hypothalamus secretes more thyroid-stimulating hormone-releasing hormone, which promotes the release of thyroid-stimulating hormone from the pituitary gland and promotes the secretion of more thyroid hormone from the thyroid gland. At the same time, it is accompanied by increased secretion of adrenaline and trembling of the skeletal body, as well as contraction of the arrector pili muscles and capillaries to resist the cold."

There was a moment of silence.

Song Ke said: "Although I know this is a kind of IQ crushing, I'd like to trouble you to speak humanly."

"I can only adjust my body to keep out the cold, there is no secret." Bai Shengxiu looked at Wen Wuchu.

Wen Wuchu suddenly felt a little guilty, he thought that apart from buying a few decent coats for Bai Shengxiu to record the show, Bai Shengxiu only had two sets of clothes he bought from the vegetable market, which basically didn't have any effect on keeping out the cold.

Director A Tao saw that the atmosphere on the scene had improved a lot, so he clapped his hands and said: "Then we will enter the first mission link of today. Before the mission starts, let's take a look at today's breakfast, which is the reward of the mission. Taste."

After A Tao finished speaking, he saw a few young men in the village carrying a huge wooden table covered with a huge table cover.

The table cover was lifted, and the steaming dishes immediately raised everyone's spirits.

There are fragrant dishes in the simple big bowls, braised spring and winter bamboo shoots, bamboo shoots and duck soup, winter bamboo shoots and tofu soup, bamboo shoots fried pork, steamed bamboo shoots, crispy bamboo shoots and three delicacies, magnolia slices, winter bamboo shoots and pork dumplings, bacon mixed with spring bamboo shoots, etc. Wait, the hungry people who got up early in the morning screamed even louder.

"Seeing this table full of bamboo shoots, I decided to forgive the cheating room that the program team arranged for me yesterday." Song Ke said, without taking his eyes off the table.

Everyone's expressions were full of salivation, which made the delicious food on the table even more delicious.Of course, there are also some deliberate program effects, but more of it is that everyone is really hungry.

Director A Tao showed a shy smile: "Old Song, you may not forgive too early, because you are not allowed to eat this table of food now."

Everyone looked at A Tao, and saw A Tao shouted again. A group of little girls from the village ran over and handed everyone a pocket bowl and a bamboo basket.

In the small bowl is hot salty rice. The rice grains are plump and even. At a rough glance, there are diced bamboo shoots, diced chicken, dried shrimp, diced ham and finely chopped rapeseed. It looks very appetizing.

But this bowl is too small to stand up, and it is estimated that two spoons can be used to scoop up the salty rice inside.

A bad idea came to everyone's minds, and Song Ke was the first to speak: "The program team didn't plan to make us eat this for breakfast, right?"

A Tao's smile is still shy, but in the eyes of everyone, it is too bad, too bad.

"Today's first task is to ask everyone to dig bamboo shoots, and Mr. Chen Bofu, an expert in digging bamboo shoots in our village, will be the judge. The group that digs the best bamboo shoots will be able to eat the whole table of bamboo shoots, and there is no need to worry. When the food gets cold, the virtuous girls in our village will reheat the food. Aren’t you very motivated!”

Everyone said weakly; "Yes."

Song Ke complained: "Yesterday I was looking for the best soft-shelled turtle, and today I am looking for the best bamboo shoots. I want my manager to confirm whether this is a variety show or a show about farmers getting rich."

His manager Hei Zai replied in a daze, "I'm here, it's a variety show."

The crowd laughed again.

"Go dig bamboo shoots without breakfast?" Tan Mengna hesitated.

A Tao waved his hand: "Our program group is so inhumane. The bamboo shoots and rice in everyone's hands are the breakfast we carefully cooked for you to fill your stomach. Are you very touched?"

Everyone hehe, these ten bowls add up to less than one normal bowl, and A Tao's ability to open his eyes and tell lies is really growing.

The slander belongs to the slander, everyone quickly finished their meal, and went into the mountain forest according to the guidance of the program group.It is said to be digging bamboo shoots, but it is definitely not really like in "A Bite of China" where you search for wild bamboo shoots all over the mountains and plains. Naturally, you go to the kind of semi-wild planted bamboo forests contracted by others.

Although it is a task, it is not for everyone to dig as much as they want.

One is because it is someone else's crop after all, and their unprofessional digging will definitely cause some damage. The program group pays, but they can't mess around; on the other hand, digging bamboo shoots is also manual work, which is not the kind of popular farm. Like clicking the mouse in the game.

The camera followed the five groups of people. Song Ke, who is good at shaking things, would not let the task be so boring. He looked at a little girl who was watching them filming from the side of the bamboo forest.

When he saw that the little girl was also holding a tool for digging bamboo shoots, he immediately became excited.

"Little sister, look at my brother, my brother will tell you a cross talk, can you tell my brother where the bamboo shoots are good?" After speaking, he showed a self-confident and charming smile.

The little girl stared at Song Ke's face for a long while, then suddenly burst into tears.

The crowd burst into laughter.

Bai Shengxiu, who was standing closest, couldn't bear the little girl crying, so he asked the assistant next to him for a tissue and handed it to the little girl.

The little girl looked at Bai Shengxiu, stunned for a long time, then took the tissue, and after Bai Shengxiu had already walked a distance, she still followed Bai Shengxiu closely with her eyes.

Song Ke covered his face and cried: "This is a world where even children look at their faces. How can people like us survive? Bai Shengxiu, can you lend me your face for two days? Let me experience the life of a winner." Feel."

Bai Shengxiu didn't know how to start a conversation, so he remembered Wen Wuchu's secret, if he didn't know how to speak, he would keep smiling.

So everyone looked at Bai Shengxiu who was smiling gently, and immediately felt that Song Ke's words were the truth, why are they so stupid and took it as a variety show effect.

Even Wen Wuchu, who was used to the lethality of Bai Shengxiu's face, felt that when he smiled, he seemed to see the spring when the grass grew and the warblers flew, even though it was still winter.

Song Ke found that seeking the little girl's help was fruitless, so he saw another old man. "Old man, you have seen the world, and you are definitely not someone who is confused by beauty. Let me tell you a cross talk, can you show me where the bamboo shoots are good?"

The old man babbled a few times.

Song Ke thought the other party hadn't heard it, so he repeated it again, but the other party was still babbling, but this time Song Ke finally understood that the old man didn't understand Mandarin at all.

Song Ke was so depressed that he could only honestly study how to find bamboo shoots with his manager Hei Zai.

Wen Wuchu and Bai Shengxiu chose an empty bamboo forest, and the cameraman followed closely behind them.

"Ah Xiu, do you know how to pick bamboo shoots?" Seeing the lively interactions of other groups, Wen Wuchu felt that his group should not be too deserted, otherwise the scenes would probably be cut off.

Bai Shengxiu looked like he was strolling in the bamboo forest, "I think of a poem by Su Shi 'The Yangtze River goes around the country to know the beauty of the fish, and the bamboo is connected to the mountains to feel the fragrance of the bamboo shoots'". Well, I also like to eat bamboo shoots, wouldn't I swallow all the ungrown Gao Fengliang Jie first? "

A person from another continent was discussing the ancients with him, but he didn't even know that Su Dongpo still had this poem. Wen Wuchu felt that his self-esteem had been hurt.

"It doesn't matter how high-spirited the ancients are, as long as he has the attributes of a foodie, then no matter how much cultural connotation is attached to his stuff, the truth is to eat the stuff first."

Bai Shengxiu nodded seriously.

The little girl who was made to cry by Song Ke just now ran over suddenly, and stood timidly in front of Bai Shengxiu: "Brother, that..."

The little girl hesitated for a moment, then said intermittently: "The shells of the bamboo shoots should be deep yellow, not green, and the roots should be white, the whiter the better, and the two ends should be pointed and the belly should be big. The ones should be in the ground, the ones on the ground. Not that tasty."

After the little girl finished speaking, she stared at Bai Shengxiu with a very shy expression, then turned and ran away.

Wen Wuchu was stunned for a while, and then sighed, "Beautiful women have ruined the country, even little girls have been killed." '

"I understand the truth, but the winter bamboo shoots haven't come out of the ground, how do you know where?" Wen Wuchu looked at his feet.

"Let me come." Bai Shengxiu said, squatting down godly, lightly touching the ground with his hands, and stopped in one place after a while. "Let's just dig this one down here."

Wen Wuchu was a little puzzled, but he didn't ask any further questions. The two quickly dug out a winter bamboo shoot.

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Thanks to the mines of grapefruit leaves on the palm of the little angel