My three pots of meat plants

Wen Wuchu answered the text message angrily, and regardless of the other party's reaction, he put the phone aside, and then grabbed Xue Jingrui to the study like an eagle catching a chicken.

Xue Jingrui still had an innocent look on his face, and turned to ask for help from the other two pots of Rou Zhijun.

It's a pity that the other two Rou Zhijun also looked at him like a fool, and they sighed that there was no cure.

Wen Wuchu went to the study room and turned on the computer, and downloaded 8 G of materials, including "Children's Anti-fraud Promotional Video", "Uncle Police Tells You How to Spot Deception 365 Ways", "How to Spot High-Tech Fraud", "Cheaters Keeping Up with the Times, We How to deal with it" and so on and so on.

"You read these for me in the past few days, and after reading it, you will remit 1 yuan to me and write a [-]-word experience. It must be true to your feelings. Let me find that you have not reflected on it. Let me see how I treat you. !" Wen Wuchu said viciously, then turned and went back to the living room.

The two Rou Zhijun in the living room immediately bowed their heads to pick up the rice, but unfortunately the porridge had bottomed out, so they had to pretend to eat pickles, but they were so salty that they grinned.

Wen Wuchu stood by the dining table without speaking.The two Rou Zhijun dared not breathe out, for fear of getting burned.

Even though he knew it was useless, Wen Wuchu still called the police.After the phone call, Wen Wuchu became much calmer. 1 yuan is 1 yuan, and it will be used as a tuition fee for this kid, so as not to make more fools in the future.

A scene unconsciously appeared in Wen Wuchu's mind—by some chance, for example, on the set, Xue Jingrui went to play a role, and the leading role was Gu Xiujun, and then Xue Jingrui ran to the side of the god, raising his innocent face: " God, when will I pay back the 5000 yuan I borrowed from you last time?"

Thinking of this scene, Wen Wuchu couldn't help shaking a few times, and hurried to the kitchen to pour hot water to calm his shock.

Xue Jingrui, who was forced to read a lot of safety and anti-fraud knowledge at home, was very pitiful. While Wen Wuchu was out, he hurried to Bai Shengxiu's side and tugged at Bai Shengxiu's sleeve.

Bai Shengxiu was flipping through an English teaching book, and when he saw Xue Jingrui's expression, he knew that something was needed from him.

"What?" Bai Shengxiu asked, but his eyes continued to linger in the book.

"Brother Chengxiu, that, can you do me a favor?" Xue Jingrui said coquettishly.

"I won't help." Even though Bai Shengxiu refused, his tone was as gentle as water.

"Please, please, just help me write the [-]-character self-criticism. If I really want to write that thing, it would be better to kill me directly." Xue Jingrui had a bitter face, and his eyes were full of tears.

"Can you understand what I wrote? When Achu asks you, can you explain it?" Bai Shengxiu gave a killing blow.

Whether it was before or after time travel, Bai Shengxiu was fond of books, and reading a few books was much easier for him than eating a meal.

Therefore, Bai Shengxiu absorbed the knowledge of this world very quickly. If he started to talk about the history of China now, Wen Wuchu would be willing to bow down.The level of what Bai Shengxiu wrote is naturally not at the same level as Xue Jingrui.

Xue Jingrui's cheeks puffed up, and he continued to ask without giving up: "Then can you imitate my writing style and write an article?"

"Your style of writing?" Bai Shengxiu frowned: "Idiot, disorganized, illiterate, don't know what to say, illiterate, nonsense? What kind are you?"

Facts have proved that if a gentle person like Bai Shengxiu tried to ridicule others, he would definitely drive them to death.

Xue Jingrui's cheeks bulged even more: "Is it so bad?"

Bai Shengxiu glanced at him, "Are these words used on you—"

Bai Shengxiu paused, and Xue Jingrui looked at him expectantly.

"I think it's all right." Bai Shengxiu finally concluded.

"Ahhh!" Xue Jingrui slumped down on the sofa depressedly, scratching his hair in a tangle: "I really can't write a [-]-character self-criticism."

Bai Shengxiu looked helplessly at the maddened Xue Jingrui. "Let me show you a clear way. Turn on the computer in the study, search the review books online, choose the ones you can understand, copy two paragraphs of each article, and remember to write it yourself at the beginning."

"Is this okay?" Xue Jingrui seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw: "Can't Chu Chu see it?"

Bai Shengxiu turned another page of the book, and then continued: "I guess he can see it, but he should also know that at your level, it would be really strange if you can really write an original [-]-character review. "

When Wen Wuchu came home, he saw Xue Jingrui with a exhausted face, as if he was about to turn into a puddle of mud.

He was a little helpless, didn't he just let the child watch some anti-fraud videos, why did he do something heinous and angry.

Xue Jingrui handed over a stack of papers pitifully.

"What?" Wen Wuchu muttered and took it, and saw three large characters on the top of the white paper, "Review".

Pfft, Wen Wuchu spit out his heart.

He looked at Xue Jingrui with an expectant expression in front of him, and his heart was complicated.

At that time, he casually said a ten-thousand-character self-criticism, which was like a common phrase.It's as if a wife would say to her husband, 'Get ready to go back and kneel on the washboard', something that doesn't really need to be fulfilled.

As a result, the child really wrote the [-]-character self-criticism.

Wen Wuchu said that he didn't know whether to say that Xue Jingrui was serious and responsible, or that he was naive, or that he was simply lacking.

Wen Wuchu sighed softly, and put the self-criticism aside.

Xue Jingrui's speed of integrating into this world was indeed not as fast as the other two Rou Zhijun, and those two Wen Wuchu were very worried that if they stayed for a while, they should be more like locals than him.For example, Bai Shengxiu, when he looked over now, he found that the other party had already started to read the original English book, and Wen Wuchu's heart was bleeding.

"Has this passed the test?" As a result, Xue Jingrui was still behind him and asked persistently.

It seems that in comparison, Xue Jingrui, who is so innocent and innocent, is a little cuter.Wen Wuchu's inner balance was compared, and it leaned towards the naive and stupid Xue Jingrui.

"Okay, well done, Xue Jingrui is great." Wen Wuchu borrowed the tone of a certain actress, and made a fist with his right hand as a cheering gesture.

Bai Shengxiu, who was reading a book, looked up from the book in disbelief, and looked at the two of them.

"I won't cook noodles for takeout at night. Seeing how well you wrote the review, I'll take you downstairs to eat." Wen Wuchu said, actually because he himself ate noodles and takeout until he vomited.

"Wow!" Xue Jingrui swept away the haze of the past few days, thinking that his self-criticism had been approved by Wen Wuchu, and Chuchu decided to reward him, feeling very fulfilled.

"I want to eat the hot pot from last time!" Xue Jingrui still couldn't forget the hot pot.

Although Wen Wuchu is also a hot pot lover, he doesn't plan to take these three ostentatious Rou Zhijun out again.And now that Bai Shengxiu has officially debuted, it's not good to be photographed by someone who cares.

"Let's go to another day for hot pot. Let's go to the small street at the entrance of the community to eat some. There is a newly opened barbecue restaurant. You haven't eaten barbecue since you came here. Let's try it." Wen Wuchu said.

True foodie Xue Jingrui regretted not being able to eat the hot pot that he has been obsessed with since last time, but he was still full of expectations to be able to eat something he hadn't eaten before. "Set off!"

This sound yelled at Qi Jingze who was still practicing in the room, and the four of them packed up and went out.

The community Wen Wuchu lives in is still a high-end community after all, and the supporting measures outside the community are quite good. There is a street of restaurants outside the two gates of the community, and it is actually quite convenient to go out to eat.

Drawing on the previous experience of taking these three Rou Zhijun out to eat hot pot and being surrounded by crowds, Wen Wuchu checked the store environment on his mobile phone this time.

This store has semi-open small private rooms. If you want to blend into the atmosphere of the store, you can pull up the bamboo curtains. If you don’t want to, you can put them all down to form an isolated space.

The four of them decisively asked for a small private room, which was tightly covered, which surprised the waiter who was about to deliver tea and menus.

However, when he saw the faces of three of them on the table, the service boy made it clear that he really looked too foul. If these guests didn't pull down the bamboo curtain, he believed that the people who would be surrounded by it would be women. Waiter and female customer.

"Hello, this is the menu." The service boy was of good mentality, and handed over the menu to the four of them to add tea.

The pictures of the menu were so enticing that Wen Wuchu could hear the sound of Xue Jingrui saliva sitting next to him, and couldn't help coughing twice.

It's a pity that Xue Jingrui can't understand such obscure hints, he only understands simple and straightforward.

When it came to reading the menu, Xue Jingrui completely overturned his image of not liking to read, and finished browsing faster than Bai Shengxiu.

"Eat this, eat this, order two sets of this set meal, I calculated that this is a good deal and the amount is large, so it should be enough to fill you up." Xue Jingrui said very bluntly, for normal people, at most, it means good value for money.

The service boy glanced at it, and said patiently: "Excuse me, sir, this is a couple set menu, the restaurant stipulates that only couples can order, or you can look at the normal two-person or four-person set menu at the back."

Xue Jingrui blinked his eyes, looked at the set meals at the back quickly, and then shook his head: "No, no, no, I want two sets of this couple's set meal. The amount in the back is too small, and I can't eat enough. This is a good deal."

Xue Jingrui is very persistent in eating.

The waiter was a little embarrassed: "But sir, this is the restaurant's regulation. Only couples can order this set meal."

Xue Jingrui didn't care about face because of eating. "Yes, yes, we are lovers." Then he hugged Wen Wuchu: "Ah Chu and I are lovers, and the two opposite are also lovers."

"Who is a couple with this smiling tiger?" Qi Jingze said angrily, but his eyes were fixed on Xue Jingrui's paw on Wen Wuchu's shoulder, feeling a little displeased.

"My taste is not that bad." Bai Shengxiu said lightly, taking a sip of tea.

The waiter brother felt that his formulaic smile could not be maintained any longer. This young man obviously had a beautiful face, so how could he be so shameless? It was just two extra plates of meat.Looking at the reactions of the other three, he knew it was definitely not a same-sex relationship.

Seeing the disbelief of the waiter, Xue Jingrui thought of the couples on TV, and caught Wen Wuchu off guard, hugged Wen Wuchu and pecked him on the cheek. "Why, a couple can't be two men."

The waiter brother Shihua, he has to admit that the four men at this table are casually paired with two groups of CPs, and their looks can exceed 90.00% nine heterosexuals.

"Xue Jingrui, you're enough!" Wen Wuchu, who originally felt that the other party wrote a [-]-character self-criticism, was a bit pitiful, and wiped out the last bit of humanity, oh no, sympathy, and pulled Xue Jingrui's paw on his shoulder: "From now on , you are not allowed to say a word except to eat."

Xue Jingrui didn't understand what was wrong again, he just wanted to win a couple's set meal so that he could hide a portion of beef.Tears welled up in his eyes again, and the straight male waiter almost said don't cry, don't cry, I'll serve you two couples' set meals right away.

Wen Wuchu ignored the guy's tears, looked at the waiter, and nodded apologetically.

"I'm sorry, my younger brother came back from abroad and is not sensible. You give me a set meal for four people first, and then add two servings of beef and two servings of pork belly."

Putting down the menu, he glanced at Xue Jingrui who was still trying to impress him with his eyes, and sighed: "Give me another single dessert."

The author has something to say: I will enter the variety show tomorrow, and Xiao Gong can finally be alone with his manager (≧▽≦)