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"Congratulations, you are now a church member." The uncle excitedly shook Ji Fenghua's hand: "Today's pasta is free to celebrate the new church members joining the church."

"That's it, it's that simple?" Ji Fenghua was a little dazed: "You don't need to pay the membership fee, so what do you swear to God?"

"Of course." The uncle said with a straight face: "As long as you have the idea of ​​wanting to join the religion, you are a believer in Mian Shen. If you don't want to join the religion, you will naturally quit the religion. Our Mian God is the most peace-loving god. , never do anything to compel people to believe in him."

"Oh, oh." Ji Fenghua was dazed by this weird noodle cult. She shoveled up the pasta dazedly and stuffed it into her mouth indiscriminately. As a result, her taste buds exploded in an instant.

The sweet and sour sauce, the refreshing pasta, and the well-fried slightly charred bacon all turned into a rich and delicious taste at the moment of entrance, and disappeared in a moment of chewing, and were swallowed together.

"This is too delicious!" Ji Fenghua's eyes widened, and he grasped the fork tightly under the proud gaze of the uncle, and kept using the fork to scoop the noodles into his mouth, and then couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, he wolfed down the noodles into his stomach fill in.

Even the medicinal effect of Bigu Dan could not prevent her from eating noodles.

Seeing that Ji Fenghua ate too much, the uncle kindly gave her a glass of lemon juice, a new church member, and got her grateful eyes.

After another 5 minutes, after finishing a plate of pasta, Ji Fenghua picked up the glass and gulped down the lemon juice. He even chewed the ice cubes in it, and then he gave out a refreshing feeling. come sigh.

"Uncle, your craftsmanship is too good." She said sincerely to Chen Zan.

"Hehe, it's all the blessing of the God of Mian." The uncle said modestly: "Friends, in fact, we are thanking the God of Mian by eating the noodles, but it would be even better if we can pray to the God of Mian after eating the noodles."

"How to pray?" Ji Fenghua asked with great interest. To be honest, she was very interested in what prayers this unreliable religion could have.

"RAmen!" The uncle said seriously, "Just put your palms together and say RAmen."

"It's quite simple." Ji Fenghua nodded, then put his hands together as the uncle said, and said reverently: "RAmen!"

When she was reading, she was still a little embarrassed. She felt fortunate that no one else was in the store, otherwise she would have thought that there were two patients with secondary illness.

However, the moment she finished reading, she was surprised to see that the uncle and the ramen shop disappeared before her eyes, and what appeared in front of her was a white world with white clouds.

"No way? This is the way to the first layer of space." Thinking of the uncle's words, Ji Fenghua was a little embarrassed: "You can ascend to heaven by saying 'Ramen (RAmen)', this expression is too casual! "

When Ji Fenghua was carefully exploring the 'paradise', he saw the newly recruited believers disappear before his eyes, but the uncle did not panic, but shouted joyfully: "The face has appeared!"

"My feeling is indeed right, that little girl is really destined to be with Mianshen."

"Mian Shen's heaven, that's a good place." The uncle recalled his experience of visiting heaven when he was a child, and his face was full of regret: "It's a pity that I was too young at that time, and I didn't understand the beauty of heaven at all. A man's paradise!"

Not knowing that the uncle was envious of her good luck, Ji Fenghua began to walk back and forth among the white clouds.

According to science, the clouds are actually water vapor condensation, and no one can stand on them, but the clouds under her feet are as solid as solid, and they are also elastic. The point where she walks will be bounced by the clouds. Bouncing to the distance.

The area of ​​'Heaven' is really big, and it is full of dazzling white, so Ji Fenghua was bounced by the clouds for a long time and couldn't recognize east, west, north, south, but no matter which direction she faced, she could see a landmark building—— A mountain soaring into the sky.

Moreover, the mountain was still bubbling yellow liquid, and there were white foam on the yellow liquid, making Ji Fenghua more and more like beer.

"You can smell beer from far away." Ji Fenghua muttered, but quickly rejected his own thoughts: "But this is unscientific. How could the mountain emit beer?"

She hypnotized herself: "It must be some kind of unknown liquid that looks like beer, maybe it's a mutant magma."

"After all, it is the Kingdom of God. How could something like beer come out of a volcano? It's too detrimental to the majesty of God!"

Ji Fenghua shook his head while walking in the direction of the volcano. There was no way, this mountain was too conspicuous, it was obviously a symbol of heaven, and according to the system survey, there were the most people near the volcano.

I stumbled and was bounced near the volcano. As expected, there were more people at the foot of the mountain. I saw countless drunks drinking beer poured from the sky. fall.

"Haha, good wine! Good wine!"

"Continued Cup!"

From a distance away, Ji Fenghua could hear a bunch of drunks cheering.

"What the hell kind of place is this?" She said inexplicably, "I must have gone wrong, this place must not be heaven."

"After all, there is a bunch of drunks who live in heaven. If there are gods, the gods will be pissed off by these drunks, right?"

Suspicious, Ji Fenghua couldn't help asking the system: "System, have I been sent to the wrong place? In fact, this is hell, not a layer of space at all, right?"

"You think too much, this is indeed a layer of space."

After hearing the system's affirmative answer, Ji Fenghua dispelled her doubts a little, so she continued to walk forward, trying to get a closer look at the situation. However, she soon began to doubt life again.

Because she saw something more discordant than a group of drunks and demons dancing wildly.

In this so-called paradise, there are actually many undressed dancers in revealing clothes!

At the foot of the Beer Mountain, there were many black silk beauties in bunny girl outfits trying to persuade them to drink, and some drunkards took the dancers' high heels to fill them with wine, and drank drunkenly, making the dancers beside them laugh out loud.

"What a ghost!"

"This is absolute hell, I must have teleported to the wrong place!"

Ji Fenghua firmly believed.

Hell is full of drunkenness, and there are many drunks, so the scene is very messy.

The only thing that comforts her is that whenever a drunken drunk stretches out a salty pig hand to the undressed dancer, she will be knocked unconscious by the smiling undressed dancer with a glass of wine, turning into a Only salted fish through and through.

Then, there will be a dancer dragging the drunkard away with her feet, to nowhere.

After watching silently for a while, Ji Fenghua was absolutely convinced that she had teleported to the wrong place, so she wanted to ask someone how to teleport to the first layer of space, which is the so-called 'heaven'.

Avoiding countless drunks, Ji Fenghua found a stripper holding a sign and politely asked, "Hello, how do I get to 'Heaven'? I went the wrong way."

"Heaven?" The dancer with a single ponytail said in surprise, "This is heaven!"

The corners of Ji Fenghua's eyes twitched, and he said in disbelief, "You say this kind of place is heaven? Then what does hell look like?"

The single ponytail dancer thought for a while, then blinked and said: "Hell is similar to heaven, but the buildings there are all black... Well, there is also a beer mountain and strippers there, but the beer volcano in hell erupts It's horse urine, the stripper who works there..."

The single ponytail dancer lowered her head in embarrassment: "The strippers working there all have STDs!"

WTF?

Ji Fenghua couldn't help but swear.

What kind of weird heaven and hell is this?The god who created this world must have a brain!

Wait, the god of this world looks like a sticky ball of spaghetti, maybe there is a hole in his head...

And maybe it doesn't even have a brain!

Ji Fenghua was dizzy from this weird paradise, before she couldn't help running away, a beautiful woman with long black and straight came from a distance, saving her nerves that were about to collapse.

The black, long and straight beauty is wearing a capable OL outfit and black-rimmed glasses. No matter in appearance or dress, she is much more normal than drunks and dancers.

As soon as the black, long and straight beauty approached, she extended her hand to Ji Fenghua: "Hello, visitor from another world, I am Yu Ya, the messenger of Mianshen, welcome to the kingdom of Mianshen!"

"Hello, hello." Ji Fenghua shook hands with Yu Ya, and said directly: "I came here to find something, is there a time magic circle here?"

"Time magic circle?" Yu Ya thought for a while and said, "You mean the time accelerator, right? This thing exists in heaven, and I know where it is, but it is something invented by Mianshen, so if you want to use it, first You need to get the consent of the god of the face."

"Shop Manager, Mianshen is a fourth-level life." Just when Ji Fenghua was about to agree, the system popped up and said.

"It's late, don't tell me sooner."

Ji Fenghua rolled her eyes. She was used to the system's delayed warnings. Her experience in the supernatural plane made her understand how dangerous it is without proper protection. I can't bear the fear of facing God.

Even if it is really a god, it must be a funny god!

Isn't it just a fourth-level life?People don't die in vain!

Thinking of this, Ji Fenghua proudly agreed to Yu Ya, and followed her to ask to meet God.

After passing through layers of white clouds, Yu Ya led her to a bowl-shaped building, opened one of the doors, and respectfully invited Ji Fenghua to enter.

"Mian Shen, the guest you mentioned is here."

"Come in. Goo~goo~"

Ji Fenghua heard the sound of tentacles rubbing against the floor strangely outside the door. After hesitating for a few seconds, she walked in cruelly, and then saw a group of unbelievable objects——

A moving ball of spaghetti!

A clump of spaghetti overgrown with noodle tentacles!

Ji Fenghua stared at the face god left and right, no matter how he looked at it, he thought it was a ball of spaghetti.

Moreover, there are two flesh-colored spherical objects buckled in the position of the eyes of the facial expression, which seem to be two delicious and juicy meatballs!

A spaghetti monster with a pair of meatballs, this is the face of God!

The author has something to say: I swear to God that there are no black-faced gods!This is how the doctrine of the face of God is written, and the heaven and hell of others are originally like this!And a devout believer like me who abides by the eight precepts of Moxi, how could he be a black-faced god with a bowl of noodles every day?