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After about two hours, the young man woke up slowly from his sleep.

When the young man opened his eyes and saw the changed surroundings, he deeply felt that he was still in a dream, so he touched the butterfly on the tip of his nose and said in a daze, "Is it Diemengwu now, or my dreamdiehu?"

"Neither, you are awake now." Ji Fenghua hugged his chest and said.

"Where am I?" Zhuang Zhou opened his eyes wide, he was very sure that this was not his bed.

"A place to sell things."

As soon as Ji Fenghua finished speaking, Zhuang Zhou fell into deep thought. Soon, he found the message from the plane store: "So that's how it is."

"Now that you know it, I won't say much. It's fate to come here. Do you have anything you want?"

Thinking of the advertisement in his mind, Zhuang Zhou wanted to see if this place was really omnipotent, so he asked, "Do you have the original manuscript of the Tao Te Ching written by Lao Tzu?"

"What, who is Lao Tzu?"

Ji Fenghua was stunned. The person in front of him was dressed in a dark robe, so he must be from ancient times, but she had never heard of me, so I should be from the youth plane.

"No, forget it."

Hearing Ji Fenghua's answer, Zhuang Zhou didn't feel disappointed at all. He nodded to express his understanding, rubbed his eyes and walked out the door, not even bothering to look at the products in the store.

The previous dream during the day made him thoughtful, and the joy of becoming a butterfly made her feel unprecedentedly free.After waking up, he felt lost. It took him a long time to realize that I was still Zhuang Zhou, and in the midst of his excitement, he had the idea of ​​writing a book and talking about it.

I want to record my feelings at this moment.

As for the title of the book... for the time being, let's call it "A Happy Journey".

Zhuang Zhou was in the midst of thinking, his face was dull, and he walked unsteadily, he was immersed in his own world and had no other distractions, but Ji Fenghua was in a hurry.

Although this is a drifting bottle customer, if she doesn't make a deal with him, she will also have her authority deducted.

So, she caught up with Zhuang Zhou and forced a bag of things into his hand: "Guest, don't empty your hands, take some souvenirs and go."

Zhuang Zhou glanced at the glass bead in his hand, and said simply: "No money, no need."

"Give it to you for free, no money."

"Not interested in."

Although the young man was poorly dressed, but judging by his strength of character, he looked like an ancient scholar. He might not want to take advantage of others for no reason, so Ji Fenghua explained: "The cost of glass beads is very low here, not expensive at all."

"But it's worth tens of thousands of dollars to us, holding it will cause a lot of trouble, it's better to lose it."

"Then you take it back and throw it away. Anyway, I gave it to you. You can deal with it as you want."

"No."

Just kidding, he doesn't even think he catches too many fish, and often dumps most of the fish he catches, leaving only a few to go home. How could he want such a troublesome thing.

In Zhuang Zhou's left eye, there is no desire, and in the right eye, there is no desire. When you put them together, there are only two words, which is difficult to deal with!

Ji Fenghua finally understood that the most troublesome customers are not demanding ones, but people like young people who are indifferent and have no needs.

Ji Fenghua's sales promotion failed several times, and after being ridiculed by Zhuang Zhou, she became strangely angry.

Why don't you think about leaving today if you don't take something!

Ji Fenghua has long thought about what to do when he encounters difficult guests. If he is a special guest, he can only let them go if they don't have the goods they need.

She will choose to close the door.

Don't even think about going home without something to grab!

Anyway, there is no consumer association here, what's wrong with forced sales, if you don't accept it, sue!

With Ji Fenghua's thought, the door of the Plane Store closed. Zhuang Zhou pushed it a few times, but when he found that the door was not moving at all, he gave up trying.

Knowing that he won't be able to leave for a while, Zhuang Zhou sat down by the door, staring at the ceiling with his eyes empty, with a very sad expression.

He wants to go home.

Seeing Zhuang Zhou holding his hands on his knees and staring at the ceiling all the time, Ji Fenghua couldn't help thinking whether this was too much for a persistent young man. However, it was a matter of authority, and soft-heartedness was not to be tolerated.

So, she said shamelessly nonsense again: "My store has a rule that customers who come in can't leave without taking something. I am also very helpless about this."

Really afraid of Zhuang Zhou, Ji Fenghua added: "As long as you make a deal with me, you can leave. In addition, you can trade any diseases you have with me. This is also a kind of deal."

Can sickness be bought and sold?

It seems that the business scope of this store is bigger than he imagined.

Zhuang Zhou thought for a while and said, "Can you take out my ability and give it to others?"

"What?" Ji Fenghua didn't understand, his face was full of question marks.

Seeing this, Zhuang Zhou continued: "I have the ability to understand the sounds of flowers, birds, fish and insects. I want to take it out and give it to others. Can it be done here?"

Zhuang Zhou recalled that day when he and Hui Shi went to Haoshui to play, when they passed a bridge, he heard the fish swimming in the water, and said with emotion: "The fish in the water are so happy."

But Hui Shi interjected and said, "You're not a fish, how do you know?"

So he said reflexively: "You are not me, how do you know that I don't know?"

Then the two quarreled.

Of course, the result was that Zhuang Zhou won, just like every previous debate.

However, in fact, he really didn't argue this time, he really heard the fish saying that it was very happy!

But after that quarrel, if he explained to Hui Shi again, he would definitely not believe it, but would think that he still wanted to quarrel with him.

If only he hadn't talked back then.

But there is no way, it has become a kind of instinct for him to refute Hui Shi, this is completely a conditioned reflex.

So, he thought it would be great if there was a way for Hui Shi to hear these voices.

After listening to Zhuang Zhou's narration, Ji Fenghua felt deeply that there are such things as supernatural powers in your world of feelings.

So she asked curiously, "Does everyone in your world have this ability?"

Zhuang Zhou: "I don't know, the people in our place are all normal, and I haven't seen other people with extraordinary abilities." And I won't tell him.

Hearing this, Ji Fenghua asked in surprise: "Then how did you get your abilities?"

"Heaven and earth live side by side with me, and all things are one with me. If you can understand heaven and earth, then you will naturally understand the language of all things."

???

Ji Fenghua said that she didn't understand.

What Zhuang Zhou said was mysterious and mysterious, she had better not understand it.

Although it was a pity that she didn't understand how Zhuang Zhou got his ability, she was still very happy because a deal was finally made!

So, she hurriedly completed the transaction process, extracted Zhuang Zhou's ability, made a card, and handed it to Zhuang Zi.

"Just ask your friend to crush the card, don't give it away!"

"Don't come again!!!"

Zhuang Zhou walked out of the shop, and as expected he returned home as soon as he left, but he didn't rush to write down his feelings about the butterfly, but went directly to Hui Shi's house, and knocked on the door of his house.

"It's so strange, it's so rare that you would take the initiative to come to my house to look for me." Hui Shi went out to welcome Zhuang Zhou, amazed at the same time.

"I'll show you something."

Zhuang Zhou took out the card, put it in Hui Shi's palm, and signaled him to crush it.

"Zixiu, why are you giving me this, and what is this..." Hui Shi opened his mouth before he finished speaking.

Countless voices suddenly flooded into his ears.

"Chichi, chirp, that guy is so stupid, why does Zhuang Zhou play with him every day!" A few birds pointed at the tree.

"Zhuang Zhou, look at me, look at me, look at me, I am the butterfly you played with you two days ago!"

"Zhuang Zhou, Zhuang Zhou, do you still remember Peng Kunkun by the Beiming River?" Something messed in?I seem to see a shadow flashing across the sky, is it an illusion?

"Hey, why did Zhuang Zhou ignore us today, master, did you make him angry again, please make up with him!" Hey, you read that right, you are my chickens. okay?

And when did I bully Zixiu, every time he bullies me, okay?

Besides, why do you all like Zixiu so much!

Similar voices have been heard all the time, and Hui Shi felt that the originally quiet world suddenly became noisy.

Forgive him for thinking his home was quiet.

"This, what is this?" Hui Shi felt that his three views were about to explode.

"The other day I said that fish are very happy..." Zhuang Zhou only said half of what he said, and Hui Shi understood it in seconds.

it is more than words.

but……

"Zixiu, I know you didn't have sophistry that day, can you take back this ability?"

"..." Zhuang Zhou was strangely silent.

Hui Shi suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"I forgot to ask that person how he took back his ability." Zhuang Zhou said slowly.

Hui Shi collapsed.

He won't have to live with endless noise in the future, will he?And those little hens, stop chirping, I'll stew you tonight, and let you covet them again, cough, surrender to the enemy!

Knowing that this ability could not be taken back for the time being, Hui Shi had no choice but to ask Zhuang Zhou for advice: "Zixiu, this is too noisy. Is there any way for me to ignore these voices?"

"Just pretend you didn't hear it." Zhuang Zhou replied.

Hui Shi understood.

What you said, Zixiu, makes sense... what a ghost!

Can he pretend not to hear so many chirping voices?

After breaking down, Hui Shi suddenly thought of a question, so he couldn't help asking: "Zixiu, how do you endure these guys?"

After a while, he couldn't take it anymore. It's hard to imagine how Zhuang Zhou spent such a noisy day, and it's no wonder that Zixiu's family didn't raise anything, not even a chicken. With so much noise around, he wouldn't want to have animals in the house.

"I'm used to it," Zhuang Zhou replied.

Because Zhuang Zhou couldn't do anything, after spending the afternoon with Hui Shi, he said goodbye and left, and Hui Shi could only continue to find ways to resist the noise.

Although it was a bit sad, Hui Shi was not without comfort. Zhuang Zhou didn't hate him all day today, and he was very moved by his peaceful behavior.

Zixiu, you still have a conscience!

However, when night fell and hearing the chirping sound again, Hui Shi began to feel bad again.

He thought he had been bedridden again.

But as his only friend, what can he do?

Of course I had to forgive him.

After a sleepless night, Hui Shi thought with his panda eyes.

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Hui Shi: Ah ah ah ah ah ah I can't sleep, it's so uncomfortable, God, can I apply for a new friend?

Zhuang Zhou: Look innocent.jpg

Fortunately, this ability is conditional, because Hui Shi's heart is impure (official fans), so he lost this ability not long after.

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About Hui Shi and Zhuang Zhou: (The main body of this chapter!!!)

Huishi used to be the prime minister of the state of Wei, but was expelled from Chu. He met Zhuang Zhou and started a lifelong friendship between the two.

After becoming friends with Zhuang Zhou, Hui Shi would go for a walk with Zhuang Zhou when he had nothing to do, and talk under the plane tree. Although Zhuang Zhou couldn't understand this kind of behavior, he reluctantly went to Orz with him in the end. (Actually, you who have no friends are very happy)

Hui Shi's writings have not been handed down. In fact, most of his thoughts were recorded by Zhuangzi. For example, "Zhuangzi? Tianxia Pian" preserves Huizi's ten propositions.Although Zhuang Zhou is quite opposed to Keiko's thoughts, and almost every time he writes an article, he uses Keiko as a negative teaching material to set off his own correctness, but he honestly wrote down Keiko's thoughts and did not change a single word. .

It is said that Zhuang Zhou, who was a man of shame, hated Hui Shi every day when he was alive, despised him as an official fan, and attacked him with sarcasm. Then Hui Shi often couldn't argue with Zhuang Zhou who was eloquent, and was quite depressed. It seemed that the two were incompatible.

However, Zhuang Zhou was very sad after Huishi's death. He said that after Huishi died, there was no one to talk to him. He also told a story that he didn't know who to argue with since his husband died There is only Huishi as a friend in my life)...

(laughing and crying)

If I knew this earlier, why bother to hate others like that at the beginning.

As a result he died.

Lonely now.

PS: In reality, Zhuang Zhou has no supernatural powers, you know.