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From Rhode's aesthetic point of view, the blond girl in front of him needs to have breasts, a butt and a butt, and she is also beautiful. It is exactly the one he liked before time travel.

And even more so after crossing.

As for why he was so attentive to Hela, he had to mention his bitter life after time travel.

When he first passed through, Rhodes felt overjoyed. He felt that he must have saved the galaxy before he could travel to the Middle Ages and become a member of the noble aristocratic class.

According to the routine of the time-traveling novel at the beginning, he will soon hang the king, overthrow the church, marry the princess, and accept countless maids (concubines) for a happy life.

So, after discovering that he could speak the language, he asked the servants to bring a glass of wine to celebrate without saying a word, and then he was hit by a ton.

What is this sour, rotten and unpalatable thing?

As a result, the servant told him fearfully, my lord, this is newly brewed, the most high-grade wine in the castle.

Damn, no wonder it's so bad.

Rhodes thought it might be because the vintage was too low to drink, so he asked the servant to bring the old wine. Isn't it the same in modern times? The older the wine, the more mellow and more expensive it is.

After receiving the order, the servant agreed quickly, but Rhodes didn't notice the strange look in the servant's eyes, and after the servant brought the old wine, he realized why the servant said, "Is the lord's brain kicked by the donkey?" Looked at him with a' eyes.

It turns out that the old wine is sour and vinegary.

No, in fact, this is vinegar!

After discovering that time travel might not be as beautiful as he imagined, Rhodes began to carefully check the memories in his mind, and then he was completely desperate for his future life.

A dirty, resource-poor country!

The only thing that comforts him is that he has a high status now, and there will be no shortage of women in the future.

Although the West is monogamous, can't he have a wife?

For him, who couldn't find a wife before time travel, having a woman who can get rid of his virginity, male body, is better than anything else.

Didn't the original owner just marry a beautiful noble lady?Unfortunately, he died before crossing over.

It would be nice for him to have a girlfriend before the time travel, how could he get in touch with a noble woman like a noble girl, so he couldn't help fantasizing about what the original owner's wife was like.

As a result, the memory of the original owner gave him a second blow.

The original owner's wife was so-so in appearance, although she was not as beautiful as he imagined, but she could make do with it and live on.

However, he absolutely can't bear that his woman doesn't like taking a bath!

Seeing the original owner pounced on the bed like a tiger, having sex with a woman with a dirty body and lice in her hair. Occasionally, there were lice crawling on him. Rhodes immediately vomited three liters of blood. Naive, there is no heaviest mouth in this world, only more heaviest!

Maybe the original owner would be flattered that he could bear to have sex with such a woman, but he absolutely couldn't bear it!

Therefore, after knowing that the original owner's wife had burped a long time ago, he was very lucky.

Good thing she died!

There was no such thing as divorce in the Middle Ages!

Whenever Rhodes thought of the scene of the original owner having sex with her, he couldn't help but burst into tears.

He was so thundered that he almost couldn't get hard anymore!

Not liking to take a bath is a common phenomenon in this world. Although he decided to marry his wife in the future, he must force her to take a bath, and wash even if she doesn't like it, but the facts tell him that taking a bath is just a small case.

Because in the Middle Ages, not every noble girl was very beautiful.

Refer to the ex-wife of the hapless original owner.

Then, the conditions for marrying a noble lady are high, and it may not be possible to marry a good-looking one. Wouldn't it be enough for him to find a few locals to be maids?

Find a few beautiful ones, train them to look like you like, and by the way, wouldn't it be nice to accept a loli to play with?

So, after fully receiving the memories, Rhodes left the castle with a bunch of scumbags, ready to inspect the territory, and take in a few maids to enjoy while considering future development plans.

However, due to the shyness of an otaku, Rhodes still wants to save some face, so he is embarrassed to find a woman in a big way.

So, when he was patrolling the territory, he quietly expressed his emptiness, loneliness, and coldness, and then his dog-headed military adviser, the castle steward, immediately understood.

He broke away from the team and started looking for attractive women for the lord.

After walking into the folk, after a hard search, the butler proudly introduced Rhodes to the most beautiful girl in the village—a village girl with a big waist!

Rhodes collapsed instantly.

He, he, he, what he wants is a beautiful woman who can overwhelm the city and country, not a rustic, thick village girl who can hang and beat men!

Although he knows that it is unrealistic to find women like Yang Yuhuan and Zhao Feiyan in a small village, but if you are both village girls, can you compare Xi Shi's appearance, wouldn't it be nice to find a weak Liu Fufeng?

However, the housekeeper didn't understand what the lord meant, and explained plausibly that the village girl in front of her had big arms and a big butt; it meant that she could work, give birth, and be healthy. How many villagers were vying to marry her!

And the girl's heart is so high, if she didn't know that Rhodes is the lord, she wouldn't even bother.

Damn, you, a village girl, still have such high demands!

Rhodes was so angry that his eyeballs almost popped out.

Having seen the daughters of civilians with wealthy families all have bucket waists, Rhodes gave up his plan to find women among the commoners, so he personally picked out a few female serfs with yellow and thin faces, and brought them back with his nose. castle.

They are all skinny like skinny monkeys, but if they are isolated from the sun and fed well, it may not be impossible to raise them well.

Moreover, serfs are easy to control, they have to take a bath when he asks them to take a bath, there is no reason at all!

When Rhode triumphantly took a group of female serfs, oh no, when the new maid went back, he didn't see the butler's surprised gaze.

The lord's aesthetics is really amazing!

On the way back, the butler began to think to himself, since the death of the lord's wife, the lord has become hungry, and even his taste has changed, and he even likes to have sex with serf women. It reminds me of the lord's clamoring for aging The wine, the butler confirmed this idea even more.

Alas, the death of the lord's wife must have hit the lord too hard, otherwise it couldn't be like this.

God bless.

Unaware of the housekeeper's worries, Rhodes returned to Edrin Castle with a group of maids. Now that there are women, the next step is to clean up the castle.

Therefore, the unhygienic behavior of defecation and defecation was prohibited first. After Rhodes spent a lot of effort to get the servants to clean the castle, the smell in the castle was finally not so touching.

Then, under the heavy punishment, the behavior of defecating anywhere became less and less, at least Rhodes could bear it.

After rectifying the health of the castle, the next step is to rectify the territory.

Of course, before this, Rhodes didn't forget to wash the dirt on his body. While he despised the lord's wife, he didn't forget that his predecessor was also a sloppy ghost!

After finally cleaning up himself and those maids, Rhodes finally thought about developing and expanding the territory.

As a military enthusiast, he may not know the customs of the Middle Ages, but he still knows that the Middle Ages was a time of endless wars and was not a stable era.

The era of chaos is a good opportunity for heroes to emerge in large numbers!

So, gunpowder must be done!If there are no conditions, conditions must be created.

As for steelmaking, he knows a little bit less, but if he can do it, he still has to do it. Increase investment, research, research must be done!

There is no fire. Guns to bully people in the cold weapon era, what is the difference between him, a time traveler, and a salted fish!

In terms of military affairs, he intends to crush them, but in addition to strength, war requires logistics.

Therefore, it is necessary to vigorously develop the territory.

So, after gunpowder, Rhodes came up with glass, a big killer to earn money from nobles.

In addition, in order to increase the food reserves of the territory, he proposed the method of manure composting to increase the food income of the territory by increasing the fertility.

By the way, it can also rectify the stinky territory.

Although the citizens are quite talkative, Rhodes still vigorously implemented the composting policy. In order to prevent them from adhering to others, he also invented the Chinese delicacy tofu in advance, which created a wave of momentum for himself and successfully made the skeptical group The foolish people believed him.

Then, when the ear-setting rate of wheat really increased, the citizens would automatically compost and farm in a new way without him forcing it.

Moreover, the invented tofu can also improve his diet, and enjoy the adoring eyes of several maids by the way, life cannot be better.

Rhodes began to slowly appreciate the joy of time travel.

But what made him melancholy was that the probability of serfs getting beautiful women was too low. Under his feeding, the maids were not so thin and dark, but they really didn't look very good when they were opened.

At least not to his request.

Even those Internet celebrities in the previous life were not as good after removing their makeup.

Didn't there really be beautiful blondes who loved cleanliness in the Middle Ages?

Every time he saw the shy looks of the maids, Rhodes couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh.

When he was developing his territory day by day, fighting with the lord next door, and molesting the maid, he often thought sadly.

Sometimes a beautiful medieval beauty visits his castle and seeks his protection.

Then his life is sex. Bliss.

It was because of this fantasy that he easily put her in the castle the moment Hela appeared.

There is no doubt that she is a spy sent by the lord next door or something.

After arranging the room for Hela, Rhodes began to think about the purpose of Hela's visit. At this moment, the servant following Hela suddenly ran over and told him that Miss Hela was going to take a bath.

bath?

He was overjoyed.

Want to take a shower?

Take a shower!

He immediately said: "Go prepare the wooden barrel and hot water. No matter how much firewood you consume, you can't freeze Miss Hela. Do you understand?"

"But, Miss Hela said there's no need to bother, what she wants is cold water for a bath." The servant said hesitantly.

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