Actresses in pairs [Entertainment]

Liang Shuyao is Lu Yinbing's cousin who has a good-looking [-] miles. She has five clothes and is not related by blood. However, because Liang Shuyao's parents and Lu Yinbing's parents are in the same city and have contacts, they often met when they were young. The two are childhood sweethearts.Lu's mother likes this niece very much. When her parents are not here, she also likes to call her to play. She pretends to be Lu Yinbing's company, but in fact she is doing business for personal gain, so Liang Shuyao came to Lu's house to follow her own.Since Lu Yinbing entered the showbiz, he spends less time with his parents than Liang Shuyao.

Speaking of Liang Shuyao, Lu Yinbing's feelings for her are very complicated. On the one hand, they grew up together as childhood sweethearts, know everything about her, and treat her very well. There is a tacit understanding between the two of them; on the other hand, Lu Yinbing is really Afraid of her, because Liang Shuyao really likes to tease her, just like she is a little pet, she needs to be rubbed a few times from time to time, the key point is that she is stronger and taller than me, she has always been the boss and my second love Whoever Lu Yinbing met her had to obediently submit to violence.

No, I was hugged as soon as I came back.

Lu Yinbing winked at her mother: Didn't I tell you not to tell Liang Shuyao last night?

Lu's mother was also very desperate, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "You are too late. A while ago, Shu Yao specifically told me that you must tell her when you come back, she has something urgent to ask you."

Lu Yinbing gritted his teeth and said, "I'm very disappointed in you!"

Mother Lu: "..."

"Little Bingbing~ I haven't seen you for so long, why don't you take a look at your cousin?" Lu Yinbing's scalp tingled when he heard this tone, and walked into the house amidst Liang Shuyao's life-threatening shouts.Lu Yunzhang shook the newspaper in his hand, and there was a rattle, Lu Yinbing called "Dad." Then Lu Yunzhang put down his ears that had been pricked up since Lu's mother went out, and turned his head: "I'm back."

"Ah."

Mother Lu asked, "Are you hungry?"

Lu Yinbing rubbed his stomach and said pitifully, "I'm hungry, I only ate a little at noon."

Liang Shuyao interjected with a smile, "Bingbing, then I'll make you dinner."

Before Lu Yinbing answered, Lu's mother agreed in advance: "The clothes you are wearing, be careful of oil splashes, it is not easy to wash if it is dirty."

"I will, Aunt Min."

Lu's mother straightened Liang Shuyao's collar, and then combed her long hair very naturally. Liang Shuyao gave her a sweet smile.

Lu Yinbing: "..."

Who is the outsider in this family?

Lu Yinbing felt that the mother-daughter relationship between himself and his mother had been greatly challenged.

"Mom, mom, mom!" Lu Yinbing yelled into Mother Lu's ear!

"What are you doing?" Mother Lu reluctantly looked back at the kitchen and turned to her, "Isn't Mom here? Your mother is old enough to withstand your thunder and lion roar?"

"Mom, look at me," Lu Yinbing snorted heavily, and turned her mother's shoulders towards him, with some emotions building up, he said earnestly, "I'm your own daughter, you've been pregnant for ten years." A daughter who was born after months of untold hardships and dozens of hours of pain, why are you turning your elbows all the way out?"

Lu's mother looked at her in surprise: "Who did you hear that nonsense, I'll have my laparotomy."

"...Let's not care if we have a laparotomy or not, just tell me if I am your own daughter!" Lu Yinbing skipped the subject and asked straightforwardly.

"Don't talk about it, you can't hug the uncle's family by mistake, right?" Mother Lu looked her up and down, with doubts in her eyes, "The more I look at you, the less you look like my own daughter, our old Lu family With such excellent genes, how did you give birth to such a shún daughter?"

"What does shún mean?"

Lu Yunzhang turned his head and explained: "Tianjin dialect means ugly, and it was taught by your cousin Liang."

"I'm ugly?" Lu Yinbing pointed at himself, angrily.

"Ugly." Lu's mother finished looking at it and said, "It's really ugly. The whole family is the ugliest."

"At the end of the year, when my new movie is submitted for approval, please kill me, so that I won't be so ugly on the screen." Lu Bing, the ugliest family, tugged at the baggage that didn't exist on him, looked around, With genuine sadness in his eyes, he sighed, "This family can't accommodate me anymore," he clenched his fist and said excitedly, "From now on, I, Ding Dong, will make my home everywhere!"

She turned her head suddenly and called out, her eyes moist: "Dad."

Lu Yunzhang reached out to her with a hand, and tears welled up in his eyes: "Hey, female goose."

Lu Yinbing "Pfft—" couldn't help laughing out loud, and cursed, "Why don't you follow the script when you're annoying", then suppressed his smile, and said sadly and angrily: "You have to take care, when I become famous in the future, I will surely You saved the sea of ​​fire!"

"Female goose!"

"Daddy!"

Lu Yunzhang wiped his eye sockets, rolled up the newspaper and made an August [-] uprising pose, and looked at the chandelier: "Don't worry, Dad will take care of himself, not afraid of power, not afraid of violence, and vow to defend his chastity to the death!"

"Dad!" With tears streaming down the face of the wind, Lu Yinbing let out a "thud-thump" twice, pretending to knock his head twice, then got up and walked to the door, shaking his hair, "I, let's go! "

Liang Shuyao was waiting for the water in the pot to boil, but there was already a big show outside the door, so she rushed out and leaned on the door frame to watch, overjoyed.She deeply felt that Cousin Lu gave up studying abroad and resolutely stepped into the entertainment industry, most of it was her parents' fault, and the whole family was an actor.

Lu Yinbing ran away from home for a second, and came back again!

"My God, I originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I have a house and a field at home, and my life is boundless. [Note] Who knows that my own father, he married that stepmother. The stepmother is overbearing and unreasonable, and made my wife and children imprison me. Dad, take my big house and take my land..." Lu Yinbing sang to the beat as he entered the door, "Fortunately, it has been ten years now, and I have established a career and a reputation. This time, I will pay off that old debt and let that The stepmother regrets a thousand, regrets a thousand!"

After singing, Lu Yinbing shouted: "The No. [-] Scholar of Jinke is here!" Then she supported the golden standing wings on the gauze cap on her head, and stepped forward slowly.

Lu Yunzhang immediately closed his eyes and fell down on the sofa. Mother Lu quickly ran to the sofa and lay down with Lu Yunzhang.

Seeing that the house was in a mess, Lu Yinbing turned pale with fright: "Father!"

Lu Yunzhang struggled to open his eyes in her arms, pointed to the direction of the kitchen, turned his eyes white, and moved his lips: "Father, fierce..."

He tilted his head and passed.

Lu Yinbing yelled sadly: "Father!" That desolate cry with a crying voice was extremely explosive, and even Liang Shuyao, who had been watching for fun, didn't react at all, and his eyes were red.

Lu Yinbing trembled all over, bowed and buried in front of Lu Yunzhang, fingers trembling, touching his face and forehead.Tears fell like broken pearls, and they choked up and shouted: "Father! My son is home! Look at my son! Daddy!"

The daughter doesn't flick her tears easily, just because she hasn't reached the sad place.

Mother Lu opened her eyes from pretending to be dead, her eye circles were red, and she said dissatisfiedly, "I didn't even look at me when you came in."

Lu Yinbing: "Didn't you say you hugged me wrong?"

Mother Lu: "Hey you—"

Lu Yinbing wiped away his tears with two tissue papers, "You said it yourself, not me. This is the end of the acting today. I'm filming every day in the crew, and I have to accompany you to act when I get home. It's okay! It's just me Do you know how much you charge for a crying scene?"

"How much will your father pay?"

"I'm joking, and I didn't really ask for money. When I was young, I cried so many shows for free. I'm sorry to ask for money when I grow up. Where are the eye drops, hiss—my eyes hurt a little, Dad, do you have needles on your clothes? stabbed me."

Lu Yunzhang smiled and said "Hey!", "You still rely on me." He handed her the eye drops.

Mother Lu suddenly said: "Shu Yao, water!"

Liang Shuyao turned around and saw that she was stunned. The kitchen was smoky, and as soon as people entered, they could become immortals immediately. Mother Lu hurried over to help, and it took a long time to disperse the steam in the kitchen. Liang Shuyao apologized: "I'm sorry, Aunt Min, I went to watch you perform, and forgot to boil the water."

Lu's mother said happily: "It's okay, then who do you think is the best actor among the three of us?"

"Of course it's you!" Liang Shuyao gave a thumbs up.

"You have vision!" Lu's mother was very pleased and waved her hand, "Go out and chat with Xiao Lu for a while, I'll come here."

"It's so embarrassing, I did it as promised."

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about. You've only just arrived. You're tired from the plane ride. If you're tired, take a good rest. By the way, I saw that you were on the runway. You are very domineering on the runway, much more temperamental than my little Lu. "

"How can there be? My cousin has a good temperament." Liang Shuyao smiled, her tone revealing an indescribable gentleness.

Lu's mother clearly disliked her, but her eyes were full of contented smiles: "Her? It looks like I've already taken off the fan. Is that what the fan said?"

"That's what I mean, but I think..." Liang Shuyao turned her head to look at Lu Yinbing, who was obediently sitting in the living room and asked Lu Yunzhang to give her eye drops, and she was lost in thought.

"What do you think?"

Liang Shuyao withdrew her strange expression, shrugged and said, "I think it's very cute."

Since she was a child, she thought Lu Yinbing was cute. No matter how old she was, she still looked like a child. Whenever she couldn't beat her, she was anxious to call her mother, either her mother or her mother. In fact, as long as she said something nice, she would naturally let go. , and will take her to buy candy.

But she didn't say it, why is this man's mouth so hard?

"Xiao Bingbing~" Liang Shuyao dried her hands and came out of the kitchen.

Lu Yinbing dodged her father's hand who continued to give her eye drops, went around and jumped onto the sofa, and said in horror, "Don't come here!"

The author has something to say: Note: This libretto comes from Zhou Xingchi's "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", which was also quoted in "Wulin Biography".