Actresses in pairs [Entertainment]

There is a saying in "Forrest Gump": Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next piece will taste like.

Just like you don't know when you take off your pants and turn on the air conditioner and you are photographed by others...

Xia Yitong: "..."

The hand holding the mobile phone had slender fingers and very short nails. It was a woman's hand.Xia Yitong is not so delusional that someone stole Lu Yinbing's room card and hid in the bathroom to secretly photograph her. The most likely explanation is: Lu Yinbing was in the bathroom when she just entered the door, but I don't know why No sound was made, and Lu Yinbing didn't change his slippers, so she naturally thought that the other party hadn't come back.

Sure enough, as the door was pulled open, Lu Yinbing's long legs also came out from inside, and he raised the phone in his hand: "Shocked! In broad daylight, the popular first-line teacher Xia Yitong is blatantly playing hooligans by taking off his pants !"

Xia Yitong clutched the blanket and begged, "Ms. Lu—"

"Hey." Lu Yinbing made a posture of listening attentively, "What's the matter?"

"You should delete it." Xia Yitong wanted to cry but had no tears.

"How can such a large material be deleted?" Lu Yinbing looked at her leisurely, "I worked so hard to ambush in the bathroom just to wait for this moment. This photo must be worth a lot of money if it is sold."

After Lu Yinbing said this without changing his face, he laughed in his heart: I'm afraid I learned the ability to tell lies from Xia Yitong, so there's no need to ambush her. She entered the bathroom cubicle with her front foot, and Xia Yitong with her back foot As soon as he came in, Lu Yinbing simply hid in the corner of the room inside, deliberately not making a sound, so Xia Yitong didn't notice.

She originally planned to come out when Xia Yitong was not paying attention, to frighten her, but not only did it come true, but it also had an unexpected effect.

"My Teacher Lu." Xia Yitong clasped his hands together, shrunk his mouth, put on a cute and pitiful posture, and said coquettishly, "My dear Teacher Lu, please delete it, if you like to see my photos, I'll take another picture for you, as many as you want, okay?"

As soon as these words came out, both of them were stunned at the same time.

Lu Yinbing remembered that he secretly looked at Xia Yitong's Weibo photos before going out this morning, and couldn't help but feel hot on his face, and couldn't help but slander: "Did she see the screen of my phone this morning? Then why didn't she... "

Xia Yitong was shocked by his suddenly familiar tone, so familiar that it crossed the line.This cute and coquettish attitude is only used for close relatives and close friends, and only for gags when facing the media. She actually said this to Lu Yinbing so naturally.

Lu Yinbing wouldn't think she pushed her nose on her face, would she?After all, she should be just a friend who is only a little closer than an acquaintance.

One was distracted, the other was apprehensive, and froze in place for a while.

Time stood still for three seconds, and the two came back to their senses at the same time, but Lu Yinbing was disappointed to find that Xia Yitong's weak expression that seemed to make people want to continue to bully had disappeared, replaced by the calm and pretended Take it easy.

Xia Yitong naturally noticed the subtle changes in Lu Yinbing's expression, and didn't understand why her complexion suddenly changed.

"Teacher Lu?"

Lu Yinbing: "You..."

"what?"

Lu Yinbing said: "Do the facial expression again."

"Just now?"

"It's that face with folded hands."

"So?" Xia Yitong did it for her again, Lu Yinbing was still not satisfied, and said with raised eyebrows: "There are still lines."

lines?

"What about my dear Teacher Lu?"

"Ah."

Huh?Teacher Lu, what kind of evil is this?Xia Yitong automatically made "good brother" and "good sister" in his mind, and he was so ashamed that he shook his head frantically.

Lu Yinbing said displeased: "What kind of expression do you have, it's so embarrassing for you to say hello to me?"

"No, no," Xia Yitong shook her head, "You are good anywhere, really! But true love should be kept in your heart, and you can't say it casually."

"Let his mother go... I think you can play the role of your mother well today." Lu Yinbing said with a serious face.

"Thank you Teacher Lu for your compliment." Xia Yitong was about to die of laughter when she accidentally said that she was bald, but on the surface she still had to maintain calm and modesty. After all, Lu Yinbing thought she was still a lady who never sweared in the hearts of the public. .

"You see, you also like to hear me praise you, please praise me."

Xia Yitong compromised, clasped his hands together, and bowed to her twice: "My dear Teacher Lu."

Be well-behaved, respectful and sincere, but not quite like worshiping a living person.

Lu Yinbing narrowed his eyes: "Baby Xia, your courage is really getting bigger and bigger."

As soon as the words "baby" came out, Xia Yitong's heart immediately trembled, and felt that his legs that were still numb just now were softer, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, there was a stool to support him.

Before she could recover, Lu Yinbing lifted the blanket covering Xia Yitong's lap with a "swipe".

Xia Yitong screamed "Ah" completely out of conditioned reflex, subconsciously stood up and grabbed the blanket from Lu Yinbing's hand.But she was half a head shorter than Lu Yinbing, and Lu Yinbing was flying the blanket in the air on tiptoe, and Xia Yitong, who was 166 in height, couldn't even jump up and grab it.

"Good teacher Lu! I beg you."

"It's too late to think about reconciling with me now."

"I can worship whatever you want me to do."

"No talk!"

The two chased around the edge of the bed, and the shadows reflected on the curtains stuck together.

……

Opposite the hotel, the paparazzi room is slightly higher than Lu Xia's room.

The box lunch is fragrant, and the sweet and sour eggplant is soft and rotten, mixed with rice.A young man with sloppy long hair and pigtails and dark eye circles was quickly taking a rice bowl from his mouth, when he suddenly covered his chest, coughed with difficulty and said, "Water, water."

A telephoto lens was mounted on a tripod at the window, and the angle was downward. A yellow hair stared at the dark circles of the two eyes, and his eyes wanted to get into the lens. It would be better if the fire could be seen, and the curtains would be burned.

Hearing the companion's call, he threw a bottle of water at hand over without looking back, hitting the opponent's arms, and the little pigtail took the water and poured it down, finally swallowing the sweet and sour eggplant rice stuck in the middle After going down, he cursed bitterly: "Damn it."

Huang Mao rubbed his sore eyes and twisted his neck again. He has been in this industry for many years, he has rich experience, and is calmer than the little braid. He asked, "Have you finished eating? If you stare after eating, I'm hungry too." panic."

"Little braid was ignored by him, and he silently lowered his head and went to eat. After 3 minutes, the meal was finished, the water was also finished, and a new bottle was opened, and he put on a little pigtail to watch in front of the camera.

Huang Mao opened the rice noodle lunch box that was swollen and swollen on one side. One was thicker than the usual two. When he picked it up, it broke.He sighed, tilted the plastic lunch box over, pretended to suck it with his mouth, bit the peppercorns in one bite, endured it, and waited until the next mouthful of rice noodles to swallow together.

The little pigtail looked at the tight curtains in the camera, full of dissatisfaction in his heart, and couldn't help but turned around and complained to his senior: "Brother, you said that the filming of this drama has not started yet, so we came here to watch, and there is nothing. How can you keep an eye on it?"

Huang Mao raised his hand and threw one of the chopsticks over, hitting the little pigtail on the forehead: "Work more, complain less, turn it over to me."

"Brother, I'm really not complaining." The little pigtail turned his head embarrassingly, "Look, Mrs. Xia usually draws the curtains when she enters the room. , it's better to live separately, at least the windows are still open, even if there is nothing to expect, it's good to have a look at your face and rest your mind."

Huang Mao lost another chopstick.

Pigtail covered his head and shouted: "Brother, why did you hit me again? Are you practicing javelin? You lose a position every time, it hurts."

Huang Mao took the last sip of the soup and clicked his tongue. The taste was a bit strong, and he was full.He stood up on the sofa, looked at the little pigtail with a deep, hateful look, and said, "Fortunately, I still want to train you to succeed me, and you don't have the sensitivity of a journalist at all. Why do the two of them When we lived apart, we opened it up for us to see—”

The little pigtail interrupted him weakly: "Brother, this is a sneak shot..."

Huang Mao said righteously: "What is candid filming? Can journalists' filming be called candid filming? Besides, celebrities are all pissed, and they all look like iceberg snowdrops. They strongly condemn us, but secretly sell us news for revelations." Fuck the topic, since they are mixed in this industry, they should have known that everything should be supervised by the great us!"

Little braid always feels that something is wrong, Lu Yinghou's kind of international cafe doesn't need to be hot, Mr. Xia has been on fire in the past two years, besides their studio, there are many people watching, but since Huangmao said so, little braid So he echoed: "Yes, yes, what brother said makes sense."

"Where did I just say?" Huang Mao lit a cigarette for himself to refresh himself.

"Why do you open it up for us to monitor when you live apart, and it's like guarding against thieves every day when you're together. Isn't there a ghost?" Huang Mao smiled confidently and said, "Even if there are no ghosts, we can still photograph ghosts. Keep watching, as long as we get the materials, we won't have to worry about making a living for the next six months."

……

Lu Xia's room.

Xia Yitong and Lu Yinbing fought bravely for a long time, but they still didn't get her blanket. In desperation, they had an idea: "Mr. Lu, you are so beautiful!"

Lu Yinbing stopped waving his hand.

There is a door, Xia Yitong was overjoyed, and made persistent efforts: "Mr. Lu, you are handsome and unrestrained in men's clothing Yushu Linfeng, Zhilan Yushuyuan Tingyuezhi, and women's clothing is as beautiful as a fairy, and you are absolutely amazing! I don't think you are human—"

Lu Yinbing raised his eyebrows.

Xia Yitong was frothing: "It must be a fairy from the sky! Do you know why there is no Chang'e on the moon now? I'm jealous of you!"

Lu Yinbing raised the corner of his mouth, let go of his hand, and returned the blanket to her.