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Zu Tianyang talked nonsense for a long time, holding a wooden sword like a goat, and began to chant sutras: "I have to invite your zodiac signs, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, heaven and earth, my dear brother, I invite you When you are in the zodiac sign, you must not move around or talk, this zodiac sign is your patron saint, once you are invited down, your soul will have nothing to protect it. It is easy to attract Tai Sui..."

The man swallowed his saliva because of what he said: "Don't talk nonsense, but, let me do the math?"

Zu Tianyang said: "I know, I'm asking for the zodiac signs, right? Is there a feeling of heat on my body, rising from the Dantian, hovering above the head, the Taishang Laojun is in a hurry! This good man, this year Isn’t it your birth year? You can’t invite zodiac signs to come in your birth year.”

The man was already highly nervous, and he was taken aback by what he said: "No!"

Zu Tianyang gestured with the mahogany sword again: "Well, it's too easy to provoke Tai Sui in this natal year. The three years before and after this year are not your natal years, right? Be careful if there is no natal Tai Sui, it will break your yang energy."

The man shouted impatiently: "No, five years have passed since my birth year! You count it!"

Zu Tianyang recited two more incantations, then looked directly at the front and said: "Greetings to the Great God of the Zodiac, the Great God of the Zodiac will give you some advice, what is the birthday of this dear friend?"

Tian Yuan on the other side also came back to her senses. She really deserved to have acted in a drama. Such serious nonsense can still not laugh, and she can still bow to Zu Tianyang: "For the sake of welcoming the gods, The trails have lost their way."

Ji Yan lowered his head, bit his lip and held back for a long time, then shook his head.

Zu Tianyang walked around the big man a few times, and suddenly slapped the big man on the forehead: "In 1961, the benefactor was born!"

His yell came so suddenly that the onlookers were stunned, and the big man was stunned by the slap for a while, before he clapped his hands and said, "Ah, really, a master, a master."

Zu Tianyang was so frightened that his clothes were drenched with sweat. He stroked his beard and laughed a few times: "Xiao Dao only knew it after seeing the Zodiac God. The benefactor's blessed zodiac is an ox. He took me to persuade the benefactor , do more good deeds, restrain your temper, and you will be rich in the future."

The man scratched his head and said, "I have a bad temper, thank you master for pointing out the mystery."

Became a master all of a sudden.

Zu Tianyang waved to him based on the principle of saying as much as you say and making mistakes: "Okay, benefactor, you go, I will wait here for someone who is destined."

Seeing that his performance was over, Ji Yan thought that the next step was to wait for the news to reach Yufa Village, so he turned around and planned to leave, but who knew that guy pointed at Ji Yan and said, "That man!"

Ji Yan shrank his neck, and walked on.

How could Zu Tianyang let him go, he patted Tian Yuan: "Disciple, hurry up and bring that Mr. Ji to Master and I will invite you up." After saying that, he winked.

Tian Yuan didn't know what medicine was sold in Zu Tianyang's gourd, so she could only go down and grab Ji Yan's sleeve: "Um, Mr. Ji, my master invites you to go up..."

Ji Yan glared at Zu Tianyang viciously: You are going to die, what are you doing!

Zu Tianyang gave him a slight wink, Ji Yan followed Zu Tianyang's gaze and saw a familiar person, Second Aunt Li.

Ji Yan vaguely sensed Zu Tianyang's plan, he took a look at Zu Tianyang, and when Zu Tianyang circled around him, he whispered: "This is a capable person, let's fool her first, fool her, let her Going to fool the people in the village will get twice the result with half the effort. Cooperate with me for a while, what do you tell me to do!"

Ji Yan didn't speak, and threw the bun aside angrily.

After Zu Tianyang finished chanting, he hugged Ji Yan, who was so frightened that Ji Yan staggered and almost kicked him away.Zu Tianyang cried while holding him: "Ah, I found you, aren't you a King Kong in the sky!"

Ji Yan gritted his teeth and said, "King Kong is an orangutan, you think I haven't studied, do you?"

Zu Tianyang said loudly: "I just said that I can meet a nobleman by pinching my fingers! It turned out to be you! This female ghost has too much resentment, and ordinary Taoist priests can't catch her. Master Pojunxing, you come forward! Sheng is a god general in the sky, and after reincarnation in this life, he still has immortal energy, look at the righteousness on this face, only you can cure this female ghost!"

Ji Yan is not Zu Tianyang, he looks at Zu Tianyang's serious nonsense, and really doesn't know what to say.Zu Tianyang grabbed his hand and said, "Villagers, this is your savior."

The people below looked at Ji Yan, just like watching a monkey.

Ji Yan shook off Zu Tianyang's hand and wanted to leave, but Zu Tianyang grabbed him: "You don't believe it, do you? I'll verify it for you!"

He grabbed Ji Yan and walked to a small stall selling boiled corn next to him, pointed to the sky and said: "True gold is not afraid of fire, this Shangxian is not afraid of fire!"

Ji Yan looked at Zu Tianyang dumbfounded, and Zu Tianyang said to the small corn vendor: "Sister, can I use your pot?"

The peddler hesitated for a moment, and a fat man from the steamed stuffed bun shop next to him brought an iron pot for fear of chaos: "Here's a pot!"

Ji Yan's Adam's apple moved slightly: "What are you doing?"

Zu Tianyang took his hand and yelled to everyone: "This army-breaking star is invulnerable to swords and guns, and can go up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil! We don't have the mountain of knives, but the pan of oil is ready-made!"

After that, he picked up the pot and walked to the fat man's place: "Big brother, do you have any oil?"

Seeing that he was serious, the fat man was also a little vague: "This oil pan was not placed casually, don't make trouble..."

Zu Tianyang said: "No trouble! I, Li Banxian, can see people right, he is the indestructible body of King Kong!" After saying that, he rushed into the steamed stuffed bun shop, picked up an oil bottle and poured it in, one bottle down, The pot wasn't full, so he picked up two bottles next to it and poured it in: "If he's busy today, I'll drink the boiling oil in the pot! I won't break my promise!"

Ji Yan pursed his lips, wishing that he had something to do.

After Zu Tianyang blended the thing, he held the pot and put it on the stove, and the people around gathered around one after another, with three parts of fear, three parts of awe, and four parts of watching the excitement, surrounded the place tightly, one after another They all opened their eyes wide and stretched their necks, looking like the ducks in the cage on the east side of the market. Just now Ji Yan was in a good mood watching Zu Tianyang playing, but now he has become the target of being played, and he doesn't know What is Zu Tianyang's plan, in case he really puts his hand in the frying pan later, it will not be fried yet?

Ji Yan pursed his lips, he and Zu Tianyang shouldn't have such a big hatred, right?

The pot of oil boiled quickly, bubbling and smoking non-stop, Zu Tianyang grabbed Ji Yan's hand and was about to put it in, Ji Yan fought with him, and refused to let it in, and the people around him also held back Holding his breath, he was afraid and couldn't restrain himself from wanting to watch such a terrifying moment.

Zu Tianyang took Ji Yan's hand: "Be obedient, I'll be fine if I say it's fine."

Ji Yan looked at him viciously: "Why don't you let go!"

Zu Tianyang said: "I am not the reincarnation of King Kong." He suddenly lowered his voice: "Do you think that is Ma Guangde?"

As soon as Ji Yan turned his head, Zu Tianyang grabbed his wrist and put him in a frying pan.

The people around screamed, and some quickly covered their eyes, and Ji Yan also broke out in a cold sweat, until he inserted his hand into the oil and felt no sharp pain. The oil was warm and not hot.

He looked at Zu Tianyang, Zu Tianyang blinked at him, grabbed his hand and rubbed it in the oil pan: "Oh, I feel hot on it." The thick smoke had already choked the nearest group of people, Zu Tianyang fished out Ji Yan's hand, and put it in front of those people: "Look, you all have a look! Is it the indestructible body of King Kong!"

Tian Yuan in the distance was almost paralyzed from fright, she calmed down, touched her thumping little heart, tremblingly supported the wall and walked to the pot, half-opening her eyes and looking at Ji Yan's hand.

There is nothing wrong with Ji Yan's slender fingers and the back of his hand with muscles.

She looked at the pot again, and the heat in the pot was getting hotter and hotter. The stunned peddler at the side said, "Quickly pour it, pour it, it will burn in a while!"

Zu Tianyang let go of Ji Yan, picked up a stick and slammed the pot to the side, with a bang, the pot and oil splashed on the ground, and with a stabbing sound, the surrounding discussions suddenly rose.

"My God, what a living god!"

"This frying pan! No one will be killed if it goes on like this. The meat is all cooked. He's fine!"

"It's really the reincarnation of King Kong!"

"This is amazing!"

"Is this invulnerable?"

Zu Tianyang continued: "Everyone, don't worry, with him here, any crooked ghosts here will not harm anyone. Recently, you have troubled female ghosts, only he can stop them!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Second Aunt Li leave in a hurry, Ji Yan and Zu Tianyang looked at each other, and it was done.