I'm afraid of pain because my best friend plotted against me

Some things really can’t be escaped. When I was in college, my family told me that I’d better find a boyfriend while I was in college. Now that I have a job, the army of urging marriage has already arrived. What should I do? , It’s terrible, the things I used to think about are useless at all, now I can only find my best friend to discuss the countermeasures.

"Ai Tong, my parents called again to urge the marriage, what should I do? This time I definitely can't hire someone online to pretend to be my boyfriend. I will definitely be scolded to death if I'm found out." I was a little nervous on the phone Ai Tong at the other end said.

Ai Tong was silent for a while after hearing this, I already felt that she had nothing to do, and then I heard her say seriously, "Do you dare to play big".

I hurriedly asked her what to do, and then I heard her say "stay with me".

I was stunned for a moment, thinking in my heart that the two of us are working hard outside together, and renting a house together is not counted as being together?I was dumbfounded.

Then I heard her say "I mean let's date".

I chuckled in my heart, and said a little speechlessly, "Can you come up with a more reliable idea, if you really want to be gay, my parents won't give me a heart attack."

Ai Tong gloated and said (＾＿) "It's different for you to drag and hide like this."

I said angrily, "If I am forced to get married, then you will have to fight alone."

Ai Tong said seriously, "Even if you are married, I am left to fight alone, and then I can't hold on and marry someone else. At least I am not as afraid of pain as you are."

I said angrily, "If you make fun of me again, I will ignore you."

Ai Tong helplessly ╮(╯＿╰)╭ gave me a little pissed off when I was a little angry, and then we went completely astray, and the matter of being urged to marry was forgotten by me.

After a while, I coded at home. In fact, my occupation is a second-rate online novelist. I occasionally go out to do part-time jobs, distribute leaflets, serve tea and water, etc. In order to get rid of my parents, I went to other cities with my girlfriends to develop. , In fact, as long as there is a mobile phone and computer, you can work anywhere.

When I was staying at home, I suddenly heard a knock on the door. When I opened it, it turned out that my parents came running from a long distance. I immediately regretted that I didn’t open the door without first looking at the peephole of the anti-theft door. Otherwise, you can pretend that no one is there.

At the beginning, my parents asked me how I was doing, which made me a little touched. Later, they discussed with me about marriage, saying that I am old and should find someone to marry. It is not easy for a woman to live alone, although I really want to say that I am not alone, and I still have girlfriends to accompany me, but I will definitely be refuted, saying that I have been troublesome since I was a child, and I can't spend my whole life together with two girls.

And I actually think so in my heart, no matter how good our relationship is, we can't be together forever.I ended up just listening to them talk non-stop.

When Ai Tong came back from work, when I saw her, it was like seeing a savior. I rushed towards her, hugged her, and said to my parents, "Mom, I don't want to get married. I don't want to get married." I've always liked Ai Tong, so don't force me to get married anymore, okay?"

As soon as I said the words, I regretted it, and the scene was suddenly silent, depressing, and embarrassing.

Oh, it's going to kill me.

small theater

Wu Weitong: Ahhh, impulsiveness is the devil, what am I talking nonsense, I’m really not gay

Ai Tong: You are talking nonsense, thanks to me being so moved, I was hurt, I need Wei Tong to hug me to get better

Wu Weitong: It’s been said that I’m not gay anymore

Ai Tong: If you don’t give it, just tell me. Anyway, I can take it by myself when you fall asleep at night.

Wu Weitong: ...

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