auspicious baby

After the group went down the mountain, it was almost noon, and the Gu family mansion also held a banquet, which was regarded as a rest banquet for the dead, a cleansing banquet for the stranger, in short, a feast for the return of the stormy swallow.

There were a lot of guests, accompanied by their companions, and the garden was full of laughter and chatter. Baoxiang stood in the hall, a little dazed, as if yesterday, on that long corridor, Gu Zhang once bullied him, holding the third lady's puppy, I was too scared to speak, and there was the grand master's chair. Mr. Gu often lit a cigarette and read the newspaper while puffing and puffing. Miss Wu was always crying and acting like a baby with her mother.

He saw Gu Zhang in a blink of an eye, with a still childish face, leaning against the door and smiling without saying a word. Gu Zhang is still looking at himself with a smile on his face, but the childishness has faded, adding vicissitudes.

Gu Zhang bowed his head, looked at him at the same level, and scratched his nose with his fingers, "What are you thinking? I'm in meditation."

Baoxiang smiled and put his arms around his waist, "Where are Jiji and Beibei?"

"I went to play mud with a few kids in the backyard." He suddenly made a look of grievance, "You only have them in your heart, and I have a place? Alas, alas!"

Baoxiang twisted the side of his waist, he was stiff, with a well-built abs, "Nonsense."

Gu Zhe sat down on the muddy floor, his new clothes were dirty, his fleshy little hands rubbed out clay figurines of various shapes, and the nails were black.He handed one to Gu Bei, Gu Bei pushed it away, she kneaded it more advanced, and kneaded it out of mud according to the dishes on the dining table.

A few children who were about the same age as the two of them were led away, and they sat on the ground with their buttocks. They rubbed the mud and rubbed out a revolutionary friendship. No matter how the maids persuaded them, they still had to be united and refused to get up. They had to be with the mud. , playing silly, the haute couture fabrics were in a mess.

People are aggressive, and so are children. If you rub one ball, I will rub two.A few self-taught people rubbed out a lot of sweet potatoes, chickens, ducks and geese with dirt, and played house.

The child who sold tobacco at home rubbed out a long cigarette, and while his nanny wasn't paying attention, he stuffed it into his mouth black and white, and ate a mouthful of dirt while chewing with a smile, and the rest of them did the same. Follow the example and stuff those imaginative clay shapes into your mouth.

Gu Zhe chewed it a few times before spitting it out, grinning with a wrinkled face, "It's so bad, it's so bad."

The nanny who heard the words exclaimed in a low voice, "Little ancestor, you don't want to eat delicacies, but you must eat mud. Your grandpa knows, so don't beat me to death." .

After the respective maids and nannies found out, they all forcefully pulled up their young masters and young ladies. The children inevitably struggled a few times, and they were no match for the adults.

In the midst of howling wolves and howling ghosts, Gu Zhe and Gu Bei seemed reclusive and independent, watching everything quietly, with a disdainful expression on his small face.

In the evening, after the banquet was over, when Baoxiang bathed them both, he couldn't help scolding them. Gu Bei stood up from the water wetly, and hugged Baoxiang limply, "Uncle, we are very smart and well-behaved. They cried, but I didn't cry."

"Me neither." Gu Zhe said with a small face, and then retracted his head into the water, blowing out a string of bubbles.

"My brother ate mud."

"You ate too."

"I spit it out."

"Me too."

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

Sometimes Baoxiang is really amused and can't help but smile bitterly.

As the days passed, the siblings grew up a bit, and Gu Zhe became more and more fluent in speaking.

The sun was setting that day, and the residual red was like blood.

Gu Zhe and Gu Bei excitedly ran to Qian Yin, "Uncle Yin, Uncle Yin."

"Mom, Uncle Qian, I'll beat you up again, believe it or not." After speaking, Qian Yin waved his fist in front of their eyes.

Ever since Uncle Li taught him to call him Uncle Yin, he has been unable to change his mouth. When he opens his mouth, he will naturally say "Uncle Yin" in front and "Uncle Yin" in back.Qian Yin was so angry that he went to fight Li Chuan again.

"Uncle, where did we come from?"

One sentence made Qian Yin tongue-tied and amazed. He felt that when they grew up, they would think about advanced philosophy and biology. He decided to be brave enough to learn from the West when educating children. Take its form and ignore its reality.

Qian Yin coughed twice, under two pairs of eyes shining with wisdom and benefit, he roughly talked about the origin of human life, and as expected, he heard two loud voices, and said "ah".

Gu Bei said, "How could this be, brother and the others said they came from Beiping."

Qian Yin, "..."

Gu Zhe was very interested when he heard that, "Then I still want a younger brother. I'll ask Uncle Xiaobao to have one, and I don't want my father's seed." He tilted his head and thought for a while, "Uncle Li is the second best, I want to have one with him." Uncle Li is born." After speaking, he jumped out excitedly.

Qian Yin immediately grabbed his collar, "No, it's impossible."

"why?"

Qian Yin's heart skipped a beat when he looked at his pure and curious eyes.

"Impossible anyway."

"No, I definitely want Uncle Xiaobao and Uncle Li to give me a younger brother!" He pouted.

"Brother, why do you want a younger brother?" Gu Bei said, tugging at his clothes.

"My younger brother is fun, but my younger sister is not. You are crying all the time, you are so annoying." Gu Zhe pushed and shoved Gu Bei.

With a cry in his voice, Gu Bei flipped his hands over and slapped him, "I don't want you brother, I want my sister too. I don't want you anymore, you keep bullying me."

Gu Zhe was criticized, but his mouth was not as sharp as his sister's. With an extremely limited vocabulary, he couldn't think of how to get back, and directly resolved it with force.

The two brothers and sisters were fighting fiercely, Qian Yin watched with a smile, and didn't think it was hurtful. Weeping loudly, his face was blue and his nose was swollen.

In the middle of the night, the two of them quietly came out of Zhang Chunming's room. Since Gu Zhang came back, regardless of 21, Baoxiang's dissuasion, and how heartbreakingly they were crying, they just stuffed them into the room. Zhang Chunming asked her to take care of the daily life at night.

Two small figures came to the door of Baoxiang's room and pushed hard, but they couldn't open it. They got older and experienced more and more, although the richness was a bit crooked.

Gu Zhe stood on tiptoe, kicked hard on the gap between the bricks, and successfully climbed into the window sill, and Gu Bei followed suit.

For the only time in his life, Gu Zhang was so frightened that he wilted.

At that time, Gu Zhang was fighting vigorously, suddenly, behind him, there was a cry, it was still a duet, and then something hit his back, and some hands pushed his feet.

It's not strong, but it's frightening and exciting.

He hurriedly wrapped Baoxiang in a quilt, and put on his trousers indiscriminately.

Gu Zhang couldn't help but a child slapped his ass, crying louder, tearing open his throat, howling.

The night was very quiet, against which there was a loud cry. At the same time, Gu Zhang's educational scolding filled the night.

Several sentries on guard heard what seemed to be a dispute, and saw Zhang Chunming rushing over, and quickly woke up the captain to report the situation, and the captain reported to the head, who reported to Li Chuan, and Li Chuan woke up Qian In the shade, a mighty group of people rushed into the room.

What they saw was that the two children were kneeling on the ground and crying. Although they could not speak clearly, everyone who came could hear them clearly. They concluded that they thought that Gu Zhang "beat" Baoxiang to save their little one. Uncle Bao was beaten up instead.

Everyone also noticed that their army commander was half-length, his trousers were worn backwards, and there was a human figure bulging under the quilt on the bed.

"Woooo, Uncle Xiao Bao stopped moving, didn't move, woohoo, was he beaten to death by dad?"

Baoxiang's face was flushed with heat, "..."

Gu Bei staggered to his feet, and ran towards Xiao Ben, wanting to lift the quilt to look at Baoxiang.

Gu Zhang grabbed her back by the collar, threw her on the ground with skillful force, and stood by the edge of the bed, with the expression of a loyal dog looking after the house.

All of a sudden, a large group of people were awkwardly silent, looking at each other, Qian Yin waved his hand, "Let's go, let's go." In the end, he still couldn't hold back his smile, his face twisted.

"I don't want a father!" Gu Zhe is an upright child. His buttocks were red and swollen from his father's spanking, but he still wanted to speak his mind. He turned his head to Li Chuan and yelled in a milky voice, "Uncle Li! You and Uncle Xiaobao! Give birth to a younger brother!"

In an instant, dozens of heads turned their heads suddenly, looking at Gu Zhang with gleams in their eyes.

Gu Zhang, "..."

Damn, if I don't beat you until you know your mistake, I won't be your father anymore.

Gu Zhang was furious like a sign of a volcanic eruption, so Li Hongtao hurriedly smoothed things over, "Young talk is free! Gu Zhe really knows how to talk nonsense!"

"Brother, you're not talking nonsense." Geng Zhi No. [-] appeared.

Gu Zhe pouted his little neck, raised his little face, and said seriously, "Uncle Yin said, you will have a younger brother after you sleep, Uncle Li, go sleep with Uncle Xiaobao, and give birth to a younger brother for me tomorrow." Well."

Baoxiang, "..."

Qian Yin felt that something was wrong, and took advantage of the fact that everyone's eyes were not on him, he ran away.

"No, I want my sister!" Gu Bei said, tugging at his ear.

Gu Zhe also grabbed Gu Bei's ear and shouted, "No, I want a younger brother!" Then he said to Li Chuan, "Go and sleep, I want a younger brother and an older sister."

Li Chuan, "..."

He capitalized "Innocent", looked at Gu Zhang with a smile, and found that Gu Zhang looked at Qian Yin's back as he flew away, his eyes were like golden eyes, and a raging fire burst out.

So, Qian Yin washed the pigsty for a whole month, and the two cubs were beaten until they were magnificent.

Before the Chinese New Year, there was a cold wind blowing day and night in Tianjin City, whistling, Gu Zhang came back from the camp early, the old man was lying on the ancestral chair, swaying and reading the newspaper, he was dressed casually at home , Cotton clothes and trousers, no longer the style of the past. Wearing a suit and rippling in the wind. It’s not because I’m afraid of the cold, but I’m on a road like most married men. The requirements for clothing continue to decline with the happiness of life. , a little greasy

Gu Zhe was dressed like a ball, lying on the small bed, fiddling with playing cards, counting the number of cards over and over again, eleven ten 23 ten 57... When he counted to a dozen digits, his mind was not very good I used it, and the number was chaotic, and I repeated it again and again.

The small bed was stitched and nailed by Gu Zhang himself. It was enlarged and placed on the side hall. It can accommodate the family of four. They usually sleep here directly during afternoon naps.

Gu Bei fell asleep, lying on the side.