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The author has something to say: the comments just hit 100, plus the celebration (?) episode where Kavenka was too ecstasy to make up Erha's scene at once.

Shall I tell you there's going to be a little spoiler here?

QAQ, what is my comment?

My name is Erha, and I have been a beautiful girl since I was a child, no, a beautiful young dog.

Although I dislike the name 'Erha' very much, since it was given to it by the owner, I can barely accept it...

Next, I will tell everyone the story between me and the master.

☆About First Encounter☆

Erha and Luo Xianzhi met when it was just two months old, that was the day before Christmas, that is, Christmas Eve.In the XXX pet store in the United States, it was sleeping in a cold iron cage. At this moment, the glass door of the pet store was pushed open, and a desolate cold wind poured in, freezing it awake.

It turned over, and its chubby body rolled like a ball to the direction facing the door of the pet shop, with its face pressed against the cage and looking out.

A girl with a beautiful face but a cold face walked in.

Tsk tsk tsk~ Doesn't the pet picked by her have to spend the winter every day?Erha sighed silently.

When Luo Xianzhi entered the door, he saw the little guy huddled in a corner of the cage, looking outside eagerly. From the side, the blue eyes seemed to be shining like water.

The innocent and lovely Erha didn't expect that the ice beauty had already taken a fancy to it the moment she came in.Not long after, the clerk's sister opened the door of the cage, carried the dazed Erha out, and put her in the arms of the ice beauty.

Eh?Eh?Eh?so suddenly? !

But... the ice beauty's arms are still quite warm *罒ο罒*...

Back to Ice Beauty's home, it is a big villa with a garden, a swimming pool, and two men and two women besides the owner.However, the relationship between the master and them is not so good.

It also knows the name of the master who will control its basic necessities in the future - Luo Xianzhi.

There is a full-length mirror in Luo Xianzhi's room. Erha likes to lie in front of the mirror to admire his heroic appearance. It has thicker hair than most dog breeds, and the color and pattern of hair are generally more; its eyes are watery Blue, the ears are in the shape of a cute fluffy triangle, and the tail is similar to the shape of a fox's tail, um, although I can't see it yet.There is a white clover shape on the forehead, and the middle part of the clover looks slender than the two sides. Many people call this shape "three fires". Well, although at that time it looked like a soft ball~

☆Growth——about the obsession with the bed☆

When Erha was brought home by Luo Xianzhi, at first he was afraid of strangers, lying motionless in one place, looking bored at home but neither playing nor making noise, Luo Xianzhi always thought it was a melancholy and silent dog.

Luo Xianzhi prepared a large nest for Erha, enough for medium-sized dogs to do somersaults and jumps in it. This kind of cage is like a single-family duplex building for the little Erha. It is really luxurious and grand. .

"Erha, come over to drink milk."

Luo Xianzhi shook the baby bottle, sat on the bed and summoned Erha who was still looking in the mirror.

"Woo~" Erha ran over in a hurry.

"Gudonggudong" Erha's movements of drinking milk are uniform and delicate, and his sapphire-like round eyes look east and west, and finally look at the owner's big one, which looks more comfortable than his luxurious dog house on the bed.

≧≦I really want to go for a jump...

"Hmph~" After eating and drinking enough, Erha put his two fluffy and soft paws on his chubby belly, opened his mouth and yawned, then closed his eyes in a daze.

Luo Xianzhi put it back in the nest.

I don’t know if it’s a bit cold, Erha rolls into a ball and sleeps in the innermost part of the nest, with ears stretched, eyes closed, and four little paws retracted into his arms, the shape of a ball is even more similar The fluffy ball, I don't know what kind of dream it was, and from time to time it made a cry of 'woooo~hum~'.

In the dream, it saw the owner's lovely big bed...

Obsession comes from this.

Apart from eating, what Erha likes the most is that the owner helps it bathe.

The fragrant shampoo, the owner's attentive service, the warm hair dryer after the shower, and the process of changing the docile hair from wet to dry to bomb.

After taking a bath, Luo Xianzhi put Erha back into the nest, but it refused to go in, and ran to Luo Xianzhi's feet, looking up at the big bed that was close at hand but far away.

Really, really, really want to go up and play...

But it's too high~~OAO~~

Luo Xianzhi came out of the shower, leaned against the door and wiped his hair while watching the husky clumsily struggling to climb onto the leaflet bed.

'beep'

The chubby lump rolled down.

Luo Xianzhi raised his eyebrows and sat on the bed.

Erha ran to Luo Xianzhi's feet and looked at her long legs.He stretched out his paw, touched it lightly, and got on it.

Round blue eyes looked at Luo Xianzhi.

Hmm~ No response... It means you can continue to climb...

The other front paw was placed on Luo Xianzhi's leg and hugged tightly.Afraid that the fabric on Luo Xianzhi's trouser legs would be too slippery, Erha especially stretched out the small tender claws in the pink flesh pads, and kicked his hind legs vigorously. Move the fabric upwards.

After a lot of effort, he finally climbed onto Luo Xianzhi's slender legs, twisted his fat buttocks and fled towards his knees, then hugged his knees tightly, hooking his claws on the fabric.

'Stab--stab--'

The sound of claws sliding across the fabric.

Luo Xianzhi lowered his head and looked at Erha, who was in trouble on his lap, his cold eyes made his heart feel cold.

You can't see me, you can't see me~

Erha stretched out two round plum blossom-shaped velvet paws to cover his face.

After Erhu could easily get on the coveted bed, he grew up a lot, the flesh under the fluff was full of elasticity, and the hair was thick and soft. However, although it was big, it was actually just a small hair ball. I got a bigger hairball, but it's still plump.

☆Growth——About Erhuo Personality☆

After growing up, Erha has a beautiful and cold appearance, and he has the best demeanor of a king.But God opened a door for it, and destined to close a window.

The frustrating erotic nature is destined to endow Erha's dog life with a "legendary" color.

Since Erha was able to jump on the bed, Luo Xianzhi often received the baptism of saliva in his sleep.

Luo Xianzhi took it to the park to play, and Erha, who was playing with the ball, would suddenly bump into her at a super fast speed, then lick her saliva all over, and then suddenly run away without a trace and so on.

The most important thing.

UK first came to the island country to develop, renting in an old apartment.

The four of them who came back from singing at the Listen bar opened the door of the apartment and saw that the room was in a mess.

"Has Erha's destructive power developed to this level?" Luo Xianzhi raised his forehead, unable to bear the sight of this typhoon-like room.

"Erha probably didn't do it," Lei Yichen observed carefully, and said, "It must have been stolen."

"how do you know?"

"Because... Erha doesn't know how to pick locks." Lei Yichen pointed to the picked lock on the drawer and explained.

"If a thief comes, Erha will call, right?" Pu Guojun rubbed the back of his head.

"Wooooow woof woof~"

Erha ran out of Luo Xianzhi's room wagging his tail, holding a pack of vacuum-sealed, huge, tempting and dog-attracting ones in his mouth!duck!leg!

"Is this duck leg... yours?" Luo Xianzhi's tone trembled.

The three shook their heads in unison.

"Then... where did it come from?"

Erha put the duck leg at Luo Xianzhi's feet, wagging his tail, master, please open it for me~ A strange guest came today, he gave me this, but he didn't open it for me, and even turned it around, it's really annoying ╰_╯╬, more trouble than me!

"I think... I know why..." Adonis said suddenly.

Pu Guojun nodded, "I understand too..."

Luo Xianzhi and Lei Yichen looked at each other, looked helplessly at Erha who didn't know anything, and sighed.

☆About the host and Erha's family☆

That was a memorable day—although Erha no longer remembers when it was.

The owner wore a beautiful white wedding dress, held Park Yoochun Oppa's hand, and accompanied the solemn 'Wedding March', stepped on the red carpet and stepped into the sacred church.

Of course, the groom is not Park Yoochun Oppa.

At the end of the red carpet, Zheng Ronghe in a white suit was smiling happily, looking at Luo Xianzhi, the future 'Mrs. Zheng', walking into him step by step.

I think I was smart and quick-witted and let them have an intersection.Erha, who was sitting in the auditorium, silently praised himself in his heart!

Dabai approached Erha, and licked its face.

My dear, we are also made by the master and the future master.

This is the fate in the dark, right?

Erha's blue eyes reflected that the couple were swearing oaths, exchanging rings, and embracing kisses.

My children's children are already in double digits. Master, is it too low for you to get married now?Ronghe beautiful young man, no, he is already a beautiful young man now, no, he should be a beautiful young man who is always running on the road of the beautiful uncle, we must work harder, try to embrace the two for three years, so that I can see the little master of the future sooner.

The lifespan of a dog is about 13-18 years, and the longest is more than 20 years. Although it is relatively rare, but, my favorite owner, we will work hard and work hard to live longer.

It's a little sad to think about it.

"Hmph——oooh—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

QAQ master, how do you say you are married? You... you no longer belong to me, a dog... You will be guarded by the Zheng family dog ​​for the rest of your life...

A bouquet of flowers fell from the sky and landed right in front of the howling Erha.

Erha closed her mouth and smelled the bouquet curiously. I heard that the person who receives the bouquet will become the next bride... Does this mean that I will have a second spring silently?

Dabai looked at Erha with a cold look.

╭(╯^╰)╮With me, do you still want to have a second spring?

Luo Xianzhi: Erha, you yelled so loudly that you thought you really wanted it...

Single girls attending the wedding: our bouquet QAQ