Ginseng disease, you

The annual goblin level exam kicked off in Qingshi.

Because the first test is a written test, the test location is Qingshi No. [-] Middle School, and the time is from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am and from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm next Saturday.The Demon League has always used many ways to hide people's ears, only claiming that a certain organization borrowed the school's venue to conduct recruitment exams.

The recruitment webpage and organization information are written clearly on the Internet, and this company does exist in real life, and the operator is Ms. Han Li, a well-known wealthy man in the demon world.

In a study room in Fushi, there is a gloomy shadow crouching in front of the desk.

From time to time, he looked up at the small alarm clock on the table, and it was seven minutes before twelve o'clock, but there were only two big questions written on the back of his math paper.

"drop--"

The alarm clock of Little Tomato made a sharp sound, Qi Shu heard the sound and walked in, holding a spatula in one hand, and pulled out the paper that Qi Yu was protecting with the other.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Qi Yu pressed the corner of the paper with his chest in a hurry and threw himself on the table, "give me another 2 minutes and I will figure it out soon, look at my draft paper! "

With a flick of Qi Shu's wrist, the paper was pulled out, and the paper was complete without any wrinkles.Because of Qi Yu's bad deeds during this period, the math roll had already been replaced with a white cicada paper that could not be torn apart with great strength.The paper was specially used for recording runes, and it was very valuable. If Gongsun Xiu saw it, he might hug Qi Shu's thigh and ask for a few.

He quickly scanned the scroll, took the red pen in his right hand and quickly melted four crosses on the paper, and then put a question mark on the blank space on the back, and finally turned it back to the front, swaying on the score column. Write a 52.

With a full score of 52, 100 is more than half of the answers, rounded up it can be regarded as 60, why does the Demon League choose [-] points to pass?

Qi Yu pursed his lips and slowly lay down on the table, "Why did such an unlucky thing happen to me, I didn't take math exams before——"

He is indeed very unlucky. After so long in the human world, his transformation technique has been perfected, and coupled with the profound cultivation of the source of the source, I am afraid that no one in the world can match it.

But none of the above worked.

Spells can cause backlash, practice can sometimes be obsessive, but mathematics can't.

Mathematics can't or can't.

"Why reforms! Why are there new types of questions! Why exactly!" Qi Yu howled while holding his head, almost pulling his hair out.

"You will already be in the examination room at this time next week." Qi Shu said lightly, "Stop screaming, and correct the wrong questions first."

"Qi Shu Qi Shu~" The young man looked at him pitifully, "You have worked hard all day, let me cook!"

Qi Shu threw the paper in front of him, and corrected without raising his eyelids: "It's only noon now."

"But you are working too hard, I don't want you to be so tired!"

"Be careful and put it away, you can't eat without correcting your mistakes." Qi Shu pointed to the first red cross, "You chose option D by mistake, and you didn't understand the intention of the person who made the question."

"I understand." Qi Yu said weakly, "He wants me to die."

"This question is about discrete random variables." Qi Shu ignored Qi Yu's complaints and tapped him with a red pen, "Memorize the variance formula."

"Why is it so difficult to take the QAQ test?"

"Don't cry." Qi Shu covered Qi Yu's eyes with one hand, not looking at his soft eyes.After a while, he sighed and rubbed his hairy head: "It's okay, let's learn the simple ones first, and just pass it."

"Then can I eat first?"

"No."

Qi Yu suffered a brutal devil training, and finally arrived in Qing City before becoming a ginseng stem.During this period of time, not only Qi Yu was preparing for the exam in pain, but Qi Shu also experienced what it means to be "parents accompanying the exam".

Not only did he take care of the family's three meals a day plus dessert supper, but he also got up in the middle of the night and learned the math from scratch, so that he could help Qi Yu solve it in time when he couldn't.

In order not to make Qi Yu feel nervous, they even arrived near the examination room one day in advance to familiarize themselves with the familiar environment like ordinary candidates.

In order to prevent the goblins who have passed the exam from helping the goblins to cheat, the "parents" in the exam room are not allowed to enter.The entire examination room is covered with a magic circle for detecting aura, and the little monsters who enter the examination room cannot use aura at will.

Although this formation is not unbreakable, the old monsters who can break it will not lower their value to cheat the little monsters, will they?

Qi Yu walked through the demon mirror with his schoolbag on his back and found his own examination room. He signed up late, so he was assigned to the last examination room.

There are only twenty seats in the examination room, arranged in a square matrix of four rows and five columns.

Qi Yu was the last one to come in because he was holding Qi Shu and said that he needed to charge the battery. The classroom was already full of people.It's like a general exam, except the age span is large.

Most of the people had nervous faces, some checked the refill repeatedly with 2B pencils, some searched for admission certificates everywhere, and some held math workbooks to sharpen their guns before the battle.

The invigilator walked in holding the paper.She has a very serious face, and she shows the seal to the candidates as soon as she comes in.

The classroom was quiet except for the slight sound of the pages being turned.

Qi Yu had already formed a conditional launch during the pre-exam training. As soon as he got the paper, he turned to the back to read the big question.He is most afraid of function questions. Sometimes he writes with a big head and calculates them all wrong.

He opened the paper while praying, and was dumbfounded on the spot.

1. First raise the price of a cake by one-sixth, and then give it a [-]% discount. May I ask whether it is more cost-effective before the discount or after the discount? Why?

2. A's speed is 15KM/H...

Qi Yu:? ? ?

Just take this exam? ? ?

He worked hard to learn spatial geometry, memorized trigonometric function formulas for a long time, and listened to various pronunciations such as Sai Yin/Sa Yin/Sen/San/Sai, and the reciprocal variance did not fall...

After working for a long time, he even gave him elementary school application questions!

Qi Yuyu died suddenly on the spot.

He lay down on the table disheartened, feeling that studying was really boring.

His eyeballs moved all the way up, saw the shaky fan, and then looked at the newspaper on the wall.

The female teacher invigilating the exam stared at him as if he was a hostile person. After seeing that he hadn't changed much, she started to walk around and patrol again.

Suddenly there was a strange smell in the classroom.

How should I put it, body odor plus onion and cumin powder suddenly drilled into your nose in a confined space, they completely ignored your breath holding, rushed directly to the cerebral cortex, and even made the eyes feel sore, the eyelids were not affected. closed in control.

The whole classroom jumped up and down. Qi Yu saw circles in the invigilator's eyes, and he himself was one of the tearful ones.

Two heavily armed invigilators quickly appeared in the classroom, well-trained, and pushed out a crew-cut man sitting in the third row.

"I can still take the exam, let me go back!" The flat-headed man kept struggling, with two ears protruding from his yellow hair, and when he was pulled out, his tail was dragged to the ground—it was a weasel.

The female invigilator was originally a wolf, with an extremely keen sense of smell, and was defeated by the stinky attack of the weasel, who couldn't write the questions.After the smell in the classroom dissipated, the circles in her eyes hadn't disappeared, so the Yaomeng had to replace it with a plant-based demon to invigilate the exam.

However, this fart seemed to be some kind of special horn, and the goblins in the examination room began to have various problems.

The aunt sitting in front of Qi Yu suddenly let out a "hehe" gasp, her lungs were like a broken bellows.Qi Yu was taken aback, thinking that she was terminally ill and couldn't breathe.He was about to step forward to rescue, when the fat aunt in front suddenly turned into a ray.

The familiar new invigilator quickly brought her a basin of water and put her in it, before being transported out of the classroom by the staff.

The whispers of the examinees sounded in the classroom.

Several goblins who passed the test discussed with each other: "This time, the ray spirit persisted for more than 40 minutes before returning to its original form!"

"It's the fourth time and I'm still so afraid of the exam...I'm afraid I won't pass the exam."

The teacher standing on the podium took a sip of water slowly and said, "Ahem, stop whispering and read your paper."

When the exam came to the second half, the restless atmosphere couldn't be suppressed anymore.

At this time, the monster who can write has finished, and the monster who can't write also knows that he really can't hold back the answer.

As a result, a certain evil habit between demons and humans began to be exposed.

Cheating.

When Giraffe stretched his neck for the fifth time to read the test paper of the person in front of him, the invigilator changed to another person.

He has a pair of very big eyes, other little monsters may not be able to see it, but with Qi Yu's cultivation base, he can see its prototype at a glance.

It's a fly!

The fly spirit's compound eyes were not covered, and he caught eight cheaters in a row.They were all dragged out by the workers of the Demon League.

Qi Yu didn't expect that in the second half of the exam, only half of the classroom with twenty students was left.The rest of them are not very good guys, he saw that some wrote ABCD on the rubber and then rolled the dice, some left the whole side blank, and some fell on the table and wet the paper with saliva...

There are all kinds of monsters.

"There are still 10 minutes before the end of the exam. Candidates please hurry up." The announcer's unfeeling voice sounded on the radio.

Qi Yu yawned and lazily began to write the paper, he couldn't hang it up.

The fly spirit was wandering around in the classroom as if he couldn't stay still. When he passed by Qi Yu's desk, he stopped, pointed his slender fingers to the seventh multiple-choice question, and paused meaningfully.

At this time, Qi Yu had already finished answering the questions, and he was very confident in his answer, but what did the fly spirit's pause mean?

He knew that some teachers pointed at the students' papers and smiled without saying a word, indicating that most of the questions were wrong and asked the students to think more about it.

Like all students, Qi Yuyu fell into Fang Zhang.He counted this answer over and over again, and at the same time he was worried that he didn't understand the meaning of the question, and at the same time he felt that it was the fly's calculation that was wrong.After much deliberation, he finally simply imitated his brother who was diagonally opposite him and cut the eraser into a tetrahedron, wrote ABCD on it and started the machine selection.

The bell rang.

The test papers on the table were all shrunk to the size of playing cards, and returned to the lecture table.The fly spirit put them into the test paper bag, picked up his buttocks and left.

Afternoon is the common sense of goblins living in the human world. This exam consists of 30 choices, 20 judgments, 2 short answers, 1 essay and 1 situational analysis. Qi Yu answered very smoothly. The face is full of spring breeze, which is completely different from many dejected goblins around.

The subsequent transformation and practical exams were not difficult, and with the guarantees of human cohabitants and old monsters such as Coach Gu, he didn't even need a probationary period.Qi Yu took a peek at the grades the teacher gave him, and they were all A+ in practice.

He felt that No.1 was stable.

And clamoring for Qi Shu to buy him a certificate, so that he can stick it on the wall when he gets home.He has already thought about the content of the certificate: In the 2020 "Fairy Rank Examination", Qi Yu's classmate achieved excellent results and was awarded the title of "No.

Yaomeng's work was very efficient, and after only three days of waiting, there was a problem.

He is No.2.

Qi Yu found out that his math was only 98, hey, it must be the multiple choice question.How many correct answers to that question?He clicked on the answer analysis and found that it was B.

The one he had originally chosen.

He grabbed the fly spirit who was releasing the list, the fly spirit was startled, covered his mouth and jumped up.

"Why did you point to it on my test paper!"

The fly spirit was a thin young man wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, who was so shaken by Qi Yu that he almost spat out.

After standing still, he didn't feel guilty at all, but said righteously: "I see you have been playing around in the examination room, and you didn't take the exam seriously at all."

"Your mentality is wrong. How can a true academic master doubt himself because of the teacher's doubts?"

"They will only check repeatedly, think positively, ensure the independence of their thinking, and not succumb to authority-this is the learning attitude that a true academic master should have!"

Qi Yu was persuaded.He returned to Qi Shu in a daze, ashamed of his study attitude.Qi Shu grabbed his hand and gave him the things he had prepared in the backpack.

Qi Yu's face burned red when he saw the red cover, thinking that Qi Shu had packed the certificate, and hurriedly wanted to hide it.

"Open it and have a look." The man standing beside said in a low voice.

It was midsummer, and the shade of the trees in the afternoon screened out the sun.The mottled light and shadow swayed slightly with the breeze, and one sway made Qi Yu blink slightly.

He opened the red envelope, and inside was a certificate, the four corners of which were fixed by golden corner stickers.The chapter patterns are willow leaves and spring swallows.The willow leaves swayed gently on the paper, and the swallow's feathers were fully visible, and she looked back to trim her own feathers from time to time.

Chapter of the Demon League.

But Qi Yuwuxia took into account how delicate and ingenious the pattern was.

He only saw the words written on the vertical board.

【From now on, we will establish a good relationship, make a good couple, tie the red rope early, and keep the white heads together forever. The flowers are beautiful and the moon is full, and the swallows are happy. I will swim in the sea and dry the rocks, and I will make an alliance first with the couple. I would like to make this agreement. 】

【Married person: Qi Yu Qi Shu】

From then on, the sky is high and the water is long, and I will go with you.

The author has something to say:

"Shi Fei, did you count the students' scores wrong again!"

"Oh no!"

Putting it in the text I think it kind of spoils the atmosphere.

But this is the truth about Fly Spirit Pointing Qi Yu【Super Loud】

By the way, I didn’t expect there to be so many new cuties after the end, I’m so happy, ballball, please bookmark Quack, thank you with shame!

Thank you to all the little angels who supported me!