Ginseng disease, you

The crying in the room came to an abrupt end with a chirp of laughter.

Qi Yu's eyes were still full of tears, he couldn't believe that Qi Shu really laughed.

Qi Shu received Qi Yu's accusing and shocked eyes, and he finally sat on the ground and laughed out loud.

"Qi Shu!" Qi Yu was so angry that he got up from the ground, and he didn't care to cry anymore. He climbed onto Qi Shu two or three times, and grabbed his face with his fat short hands.

Qi Shu held Qi Yu in his hand, and Qi Yu was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him.

Qi Shu also felt that his laughter was a little too much, he coughed lightly: "Tell me, what have you been doing recently?"

A serious sub.

Qi Yu's angry face quickly withered.

He jumped down from Qi Shu's hand, patted the dust on himself when he rolled on the ground, and said calmly: "It should be the sequelae of the transformation, it will be fine in a few days."

Qi Shu grabbed him and pulled the wilted leaves on his head like a punishment: "Throw away the trash for so long?"

"Why don't you throw it away when you take a walk, and save it?"

Qi Yu still wanted to quibble, Qi Shu dropped the last bomb: "Did you know that you can see the trash can from here?"

!!!

Qi Yu knew that he couldn't help it, so he hugged Qi Shu's finger flatteringly, and immediately admitted his mistake: "I was wrong. I just want to drink milk tea with a glutton."

"You still know you're greedy." Qi Shu poked his belly with his finger.

Qi Yu felt very guilty.

He didn't dare to resist too much when his stomach was poked, and he held Qi Shu's fingertips weakly with both hands and dared not push them out.

Although I have learned a lot from ghosts, in fact, I will come out once I cheat.

Qi Shu retracted his fingers calmly.

At any rate, he exposed his jokes.

The obesity turmoil did not end there.

Qi Yu was going to the gym to get a card.

He is very smart. After searching the Internet for a long time, he found a nearby gym with a good reputation. Many people said that they lost a lot of weight after a week or two with a swimming coach named Gu.

After talking to Qi Shu and getting his consent, he went to the gym to apply for a card.

Swimming is a very beneficial exercise, but Qi Yu has never been soaked in water before, so he is a little nervous, and he can't help but open his mouth when he is submerged in water.

Coach Gu has a good temper. He is a tall, tall man with fair skin.

He is very concerned about each student, behaves rigorously and appropriately, always takes a notebook to record the data of the students, and also pays attention to the needs of the students and adjusts the amount of exercise.

He is very popular with students, and some girls even call him "male god" and "male god".

Coach Gu would always wave his hand in embarrassment.

When Qi Yu went there on the first day, he told the coach that he wanted to lose weight. The coach squeezed his arm, measured his body fat, and said with a smile, "Your body is in good condition. Don't worry about losing weight. The amount of exercise When you get bigger, you will naturally look better."

Qi Yu nodded, hesitated and asked, "Then do I need to control my diet, such as not eating sweets or meat?"

Coach Gu shook his head: "Swimming is a very physical exercise. You don't need to deliberately reduce your food intake, but you can try to eat healthier."

Seeing Qi Yu's hesitant expression, he smiled again: "It doesn't matter if you eat some sweets, you can exercise for a while."

"Don't lose your motivation to exercise because of a too strict diet."

"Health is important, and so is happiness."

Hearing what he said, Qi Yu nodded repeatedly, and went to the gym almost every day.

But one day, he smelled a ghost in the gym.

very light.

He followed the smell and found it was the measuring room.

Just as Qi Yu was about to go over, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and it was a student and Coach Gu who often met each other.

The female student waved happily to Coach Gu: "Thank you Coach, I lost a lot of weight! I'm so happy!"

Coach Gu said goodbye to her with a smile, and was a little surprised when he saw Qi Yu: "Are you here to measure body fat?"

Qi Yu fluttered his nostrils lightly to make sure that the evil spirit was indeed coming from the house, and he asked, "Is there anyone else inside?"

Coach Gu's eyes deepened, and he turned aside to let Qi Yu see the scene in the room.

no one else.

Qi Yu was a little hesitant. A fully transformed demon would not have a demonic aura without using demonic techniques. He was worried...

Coach Gu took a few steps back and made a gesture of invitation. After Qi Yu came in, he closed the door: "New here?"

He looked at Qi Yu, leaned against the wall, and lit a cigarette.

His tone of voice was also sloppy, like Qi Yu had never seen before.

"It looks like you, a little demon, haven't passed the internship period yet." He exhaled smoke, but the alarm installed on the ceiling did not sound an alarm, "Everything you see makes a fuss."

"You can do well here." He hooked one side of his mouth and smiled wickedly, "It's not easy for a monster to gain weight."

Qi Yu stared dumbfounded as the man in front of him changed from an amiable swimming instructor to a monster with an evil smile.

"What are you looking at, we monsters also have to make food in the human world." He burned the cigarette butts left between Coach Gu's fingers with fire, and there was not even a single ashes left.

He brushed his hair from front to back and said helplessly, "If I'm like this, few girls are willing to sign up for classes with me."

"..." Qi Yu agreed, and he didn't want to report to work with him like this.

Coach Gu glared at Qi Yu: "Why, what's wrong with my poor teaching?"

Qi Yu asked: "Uh... Is it because you used the demon method that you lost weight so fast here?"

Coach Gu grinned, showing two sharp teeth, and said triumphantly, "See these two little fangs, they are my tools for negotiating meals."

Qi Yu also opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of white and neat teeth: "This is also my tool for negotiating meals."

Coach Gu slapped him angrily: "I can make money, can you?"

Qi Yu, who can't make money with his teeth but spends it, remained silent.

"My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather is the big monster in "Shan Hai Jing"."

Ordinary demons seldom reveal their true nature on their own initiative, but he is very proud to say so.

"Do you know "Shan Hai Jing"?" He looked at Qi Yu, "I'll learn whose grandson I am after a while."

He opened his mouth and made a "babbling" sound, much like a baby crying.

Qi Yu looked at him in bewilderment, a goblin who just finished elementary school textbooks, who has never read the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

Coach Gu gave him a look of resentment, and was very angry and wanted to explain his origin in a very low way: "It's a Gu carving!"

"There are beasts in the water, the name is Gu carving. It looks like a vulture and has horns. Its sound is like a baby's. It cannibalize people." He shook his head and recited.

But Qi Yu only grasped one important point, "cannibalism"!

"You cannibal??" Qi Yu yelled loudly.

Coach Gu rolled his eyes: "What age is it? How much of that blood can be passed down to my generation!"

"Demon League was created for nothing? Are you stupid!" Coach Gu said speechlessly, "We don't even have people who eat people right now!"

He scratched his short hair in embarrassment, and his voice was as low as a mosquito: "Don't I use my ability to help them lose weight?"

Qi Yu: ...

I feel that Coach Gu is a bit miserable.

Coach Gu couldn't stand the way Qi Yu looked at him, and glared at him: "What kind of expression do you have! What kind of guy do you rely on to make money!"

Qi Yu thought about it, and felt that Coach Gu had declared himself his family, and it would not be good for him to hide it, so he replied, "I rely on medical skills, and I am a spirit made of herbs."

He didn't directly say that it was ginseng essence, he knew that his body was very special.

Coach Gu put his nose in front of him and took a sniff: "Your vegetation has a mild smell, and I can't smell it at all. Sometimes I still smell a little when I get excited."

Qi Yu's transformation technique has not yet been mastered, and his lack of evil aura is all due to the magic talisman Qi Shu gave him.

The two chatted chatteringly, Coach Gu opened the door to a new world for Qi Yu, and showed him the real scene of a mature monster living in the city.

Many demons will find a job, but this job is not necessarily very profitable, and not all demons can start a company and become the boss.

Some of them do 996 jobs like ordinary humans.

Those with skills like Gu Ying are considered good, some monsters with no brains can only move bricks, and some can only return home if they cannot survive in the city.

Well, like Xiong Zhuang.

Of course, there are also monsters with extraordinary talents, such as a monster named Han Li that Gu Ying knew.

Han Li is a homonym of Hanli.

It is the Hanli mentioned in "Xijing Fu", "Hanli is a scorpion, the north is a fairy car, Li drives four deer, and Zhigai nine flower."

She is now very wealthy. Apart from her excellent business acumen, the most important thing is that she can spit out gold.

Speaking of this, Coach Gu's eyes turned red with jealousy. He works professionally every day, and the girl's mouth is like gold.

"Hey—" Gu Ying and Qi Yuqi sighed together.

The world is really difficult.

The demon is better than the demon, and the demon is pissed off.

After returning home, Qi Yu excitedly told Qi Shu what happened today like a kindergarten kid.

"His great-great-great-grandfather is a Gu carving in "Shan Hai Jing". I'm too ignorant to read it!"

He also happily said to Qi Shu: "Gu Ying told me not to be afraid of getting fat. When I got fat, he would help me eat the fat for free."

"This is too advanced, he said it is painless, it can be over in a second!"

Qi Shu had been listening quietly, and paused when he heard this, and raised his half-closed eyelids to look at Qi Yu: "Did he bite you?"

Qi Yu shook his head again and again, and replied honestly: "Not yet, we chatted all afternoon today."

Qi Shu lowered his eyes and asked again: "You have a good relationship with him?"

Qi Yu didn't understand, so he nodded: "Although he is actually a bit of a fool, he is still a good person."

"How is he teaching swimming?" Qi Shu asked.

Qi Yu nodded to express his approval of Gu Ying's professional ability.

Qi Shu smiled, and the smile contained a certain dangerous atmosphere, which made Qi Yu shrink his neck unconsciously.

Qi Shu stood up, stretched his neck and said, "I also want to learn to swim."

The author has something to say:

Uncover the real life of the demon in the human world.

Coach Gu: Talking to the illiterate is tiring┓(???`?)┏

Quack: You haven't read many books either.

ps: Little angels, Gaga is a bit busy in the third dimension, and it will be updated every other day, try to resume normal updates on 10.7, thank you for your understanding =3=

pps: Absolutely no pitfalls! ! !