My Pig Saved the World [Comprehensive British and American]

When Tony opened his mouth to bite, Bruce didn't react too slowly. He quickly withdrew his hand, straightened up and said to Tony, "Hey, I don't have anything to eat!"

Hearing what Bruce said, Karin turned her head to look at him, then looked down at the ground, and couldn't help being taken aback.

She thought Bruce was talking about Paige, and next to them was Tony, glaring at Bruce fiercely.

"Karin, is this little pig of yours starving?" Bruce asked with a smile, "It seemed to think my hand was delicious just now, so it almost took a bite."

Karin twitched the corner of her mouth when she heard this, and looked at Tony speechlessly.

Bruce didn't understand, how could she not understand?What thought the hand was delicious was that Tony wanted to bite him.Wait, when did Tony get so childish?Moreover, if you don't like Bruce, you didn't bite people, right?

Tony looked back at Karin with a look of "why are you looking at me like that", and snorted by the way, but soon, he turned his head guiltily.

Karin really wanted to ask Tony what he was thinking, but with Bruce around, she couldn't ask Tony so blatantly, so she shook her head dumbfoundedly, and said to Bruce, "Sorry!"

"Hey! What are you apologizing to this guy?" Tony suddenly turned his head to look at Karin, and said dissatisfied.

Bruce asked with a smile when he heard the words: "Do you like apologizing very much? Karin."

"No, I only apologize when I have to." Karin handed the brewed coffee to Bruce and said, "By the way, didn't you say you didn't have breakfast?"

Bruce nodded and said, "That's right, you should have heard it. What I meant by saying this on purpose is that I want to have a meal with you!"

Karin smiled and said, "Of course it's okay to have a meal, but can you accept a breakfast without any meat?"

"I'm not picky," Bruce said.

"Hehe, bad move!" Tony commented on the side.

Karin glanced at Tony the pig who seemed to be angry when she heard the words, she hesitated to speak, turned around and started to make breakfast for Bruce.

While Karin is making breakfast for Bruce, Paige walks slowly over to Tony and asks, "Why do you hate Batman so much?"

"Why?" Tony looked at Karin who was not far away by the sink, Bruce stood beside her, he seemed to be very considerate and handed her the water filter basket, and he murmured softly: "Do you hate me and need a reason?" ? No, no!"

"Oh, so... I see, so there is no reason for Jack to hate you! I was also surprised before, why he hates you so much! That's it!" Page nodded with a sense of understanding.

Tony glanced at Page and said, "Hey! Little guy, you got it wrong!"

"Is it wrong?" Page tilted his head and looked at Tony and said, "Jack hates you, doesn't he?"

That's right!That damn stinky monkey!Tony chuckled and said, "The world will always change much faster than you think."

"Oh, so, you mean, doesn't Jack hate you?" Paige asked again.

Tony nodded cheekily, and said, "Oh, that's right!" After he finished speaking, he thought for a while, "Little guy, I'll give you a task, you go and complete it!"

"Mission?" Paige asked suspiciously, "So suddenly?"

"No, not suddenly, the task I give you now is to... train you in advance to become an excellent steel pig!" Tony said quickly and in a low voice.

Karin took the knife and turned back to the cooking table, and glanced at Paige and Tony who were whispering at the dining table. What were they talking about?It was too quiet, and the look in Tony's eyes seemed to be plotting something. Since he had "bited" just now, she was secretly vigilant in her heart, and no matter what, she couldn't make Tony say "no!" sensible" thing.

Bruce followed Karin's line of sight and saw the little pig brothers who were humming and chirping head to head. He smiled and said, "The two of them seem to have a very good relationship!"

Karin smiled and began to chop the vegetables in her hands.

"I remember you said they were also members of the circus, right?" Bruce leaned against the counter, watching Karin chop vegetables neatly.

"Well, yes." Karin nodded.

Bruce asked, "What will they do? Sing and dance?"

Karin smiled and said, "The children are still too young to perform, so I haven't given them training and arranging shows, but after they are weaned, they will start to receive regular training besides singing."

"Why can't you sing?" Bruce looked at Karin with a smile, "I saw a small video on the Internet, and it was a microphone for the cat."

Karin raised her eyes and said, "I've seen the one you mentioned, and it's really interesting. I've really considered whether to make something similar."

"Then why not?" Bruce asked.

Karin shook her head, and wiped off the vegetable leaf fragments sticking to the back of the knife with her fingers, "That form is not suitable for circus shows, Peggy and To... the human actor partner holding it... will look very boring." So risky , almost blurted out Tony's name. "I think kids are more suited to cute dances."

Bruce stared at Karin, smiled, and said, "Hearing what you said, I'm suddenly looking forward to Barnum Circus' performance in Gotham."

Karin glanced at Bruce and said, "Oh, yes, wait!" After finishing speaking, she turned and left the kitchen, and came back not long after, still holding a stack of playlists in her hand, which she put on Bruce Said in front of him: "This is the program list, you can read it first!"

Bruce raised his eyebrows, picked up a program list and asked, "Is that the program?"

"Oh, if you are going to perform in Gotham, I will adjust it according to the actual situation. What you have in your hand is the program list of the circus's previous large-scale performances. Of course, there will be some fixed programs on it." Karin fiddled with her hands While explaining the vegetables: "It would be the best if you can give me some advice!"

"I see!" Bruce smiled, walked to the table and sat down, and carefully looked at the program list.

Just as Bruce was carefully looking through the program list used by the Barnum Circus in the past, he suddenly felt something under his feet arching his feet. He tilted his head and looked under the table, and saw two little pigs looking up. Looking at him, the little pig with flowery ears stood up, put two short legs on his lap, wagged its tail, and made a gesture of asking for a hug.

Bruce put down the program list, reached out and touched the head of the little pig with flower ears, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to come up and sit?"

Peppa stared at Bruce with small eyes, humming and chirping, he couldn't understand what it said, so it simply jumped a little, as an answer to his words.

"You have to be more aggressive!" Tony said beside him.

When Paige heard that, the two short legs scratched Bruce's legs a few times, and the tail shook more eagerly.

Seeing this, Bruce understood that the little pig really wanted to come up, and said with a smile, "Okay! Since you want to come up so much!" He reached out and hugged Page to his lap.

Tony looked up at Page, who had successfully sat on Bruce's lap, and said with satisfaction, "Okay, let's get started! Hurry up!"

"But, this is not a litter box!" Page looked at Tony under the table.

"Then you mean, you can't complete the task?" Tony asked.

Page thought for a while and said, "Let me try it!"

Tony looked at Peppa and said, "You better hurry up!"

Paige sat on Bruce's lap with a grimace, and began to urinate.

Bruce looked down at Paige, who was obediently sitting on his lap, patted its head, and continued to pick up the program list to look at.

Suddenly, he felt a warm/hot liquid/fluid, and looked down, the piglet urinated on his pants, and then, the piggy-eared piggy looked at him pitifully, as if he knew it had done something wrong Same.

"You..." Bruce said helplessly, before he finished speaking, the little pig jumped down screaming in panic, and ran out of the kitchen in a hurry.

Tony under the table looked at Paige's masterpiece on Bruce's pants with satisfaction, stood up slowly and walked out.

Bruce laughed at the fleeing pig, but when Karin heard the movement and looked in his direction, there was a hint of embarrassment on his face.

"What's wrong?" Karin asked, looking at Bruce suspiciously.

Bruce was silent for a while, then said with a wry smile, "I...need to borrow your bathroom."

Karin watched Bruce stand up in puzzlement, covered his mouth involuntarily, and looked at him in surprise.

Bruce raised his hands helplessly and said, "Don't get me wrong, this is the masterpiece of Piggy, not me!"

Karin nodded, with an apologetic expression on her face, put down her hand, and said, "I'm sorry, it was To... which little pig did it? I'll help you teach it a lesson!"

"No need, I need to solve this problem even more!" Bruce glanced at his pants and said with a smile, "Besides, you also said that Piggy is still very young, so this situation should be normal, isn't it?"

Karin frowned, no wonder Page and Tony both went out of the kitchen, it turned out that the two of them did such a big thing!Apologetically, she found a clean cloth from the cupboard and handed it to Bruce, saying, "The bathroom is here, follow me!" After she finished speaking, she walked outside.

Bruce took the cloth Karin gave him and wiped it casually, followed her to the door of the bathroom, and said to the apologetic Karin, "Well... maybe I need to borrow your pants, if it's suitable. He paused and said, "Don't blame yourself so much, it's not your fault."

Karin nodded, smiled reluctantly, and said, "I...should have pants you can wear here! You can wash them first! The blue bath towels stacked on the towel rack are all clean, you can use that !"

Bruce hummed and turned his head into the bathroom.

After watching the bathroom door close in front of her eyes, Karin reached out and pressed her throbbing temple, let out a breath, turned her head and walked towards the living room.

very good!Sure enough, the two guys were in the living room.

Tony sat on the sofa and watched Karin walk into the living room as if nothing had happened, and said, "Hey, why don't you continue making breakfast?"

Page sat in front of Tony, and said echoingly: "Yes, you have to hurry up, everyone hasn't eaten yet! The next door should be waiting!"

Karin walked up to them, held hands, looked at Tony the Pig, then at Page, and asked, "Which of you two did it?"

Tony pretended to be stupid and asked, "What are you asking? What do you mean?"

"I don't understand! I don't know what you're asking!" Page replied.

Karin stared at Tony and said, "I can understand that Paige can't understand, but you!" She laughed angrily, "Don't you understand? What a genius?"

"Oh, I'm indeed a genius, but..." Tony lay lazily on the sofa, swaying his little tail behind him, as if in a good mood, "It's impossible for a genius to know what you're thinking, right? You Gotta make it clearer, sweetheart."

Karin stared at Tony speechlessly, well, what he said was indirect proof that no matter whether he got Bruce's pants or not, he couldn't get rid of it.

"Why don't you talk? Don't you know how to ask questions? Do you need me to help you?" Tony asked with a smile.

Karin didn't speak, but turned around and walked to Tony's closet in the corner.

Tony squinted and asked, "Hey, what are you going to do?"