About the time I became a swordsman of the Demon Slayer Squad

Izumi Juro:? ? ?

Wait, the top five?Who is that?Is it him?

Wait... the ghost who hurt Mr. Purgatory before seems to have mentioned something, you are the top five blah blah blah, what do you want to do to help other people's ghost killing team?

Izumi Juro, who was forced to "top five" again, was a little tired.

But he soon perked up.

Because——since the oiran Fern Ji in front of her called him the "Shang Wu Master", it's probably a ghost.

Thinking of this, Quan Juro squatted down and looked at Fallen Princess.After seeing the number in the opponent's eyes, he said, "Well, is it Shang Liu?"

"To be honest, I came here to be the oiran."

It happens to be the fallen princess of Kyogokuya's oiran: ...

"You...what did you say? You want to choose the oiran?" Luo Ji felt that the expression on her face was about to be distorted.

If it wasn't for the status of Quan Juro in front of her being so taller than her, he would have to say something in the veto - you are a fucking man!Is there something wrong with you coming to my mother to grab the base?

and many more.

Is Izumi Juro a man?

After all, it's been two years since this guy became the first five, and he didn't show up at the last party.Fortunately, they don't meet often, so it's normal for them to see each other for a long time.

but--

Falling Princess opened her eyes and glanced at the kimono on Quan Juro's body and the shoes on her feet.No matter how you look at it, I feel that the clothes are not close to the body, which is very awkward.

Fern Ji blinked.Just looking at it, his eyes suddenly drifted to Ranto Shiro next to him.

Although Ranto Shiro is a boy, he is a cute girl both in appearance and voice.

"Master Shangwu, you don't mean to want this stinky girl to ban me as the oiran of Kyogoku House?"

Quan Juro looked surprised, "What? Is it still possible?"

Fallen Princess: ...

Of course not!

Can you fucking understand something?

Luo Ji took a few deep breaths, and told the mentally handicapped person in front of her that she was the fifth in the first string, and her status was so much higher than her, so she must be respected.

"The top five may not know that becoming an oiran requires many steps."

"For example—"

Luo Ji held her face in her hands, "No matter what, it has to be prettier than me."

"Then what, I think my makeup looks pretty good today." Izumi Juro blinked, and the cherry red in the corners of his eyes was faintly visible.

Fallen Princess: ...

Grass.

What are you doing here on the fifth day!

She is so wronged, woo woo woo!

As soon as she was wronged, Luo Ji couldn't help but knelt on the ground, raised her hand and patted the floor frantically.Crying while filming, "I'm the oiran of Kyogokuya! I don't allow others to be prettier than me!"

"You can't do this idea." Quan Juro looked at her angrily, "How can a ghost be so selfish!"

Luo Ji's angry tears fell, "I don't care! I've become a ghost, why should I care about the thoughts of those ants! I don't care! Anyway, you can't compete with me for the oiran!"

Izumi Juro raised his hand, his pretty brow furrowed.

"Feel sorry."

"Can I slap you a few times?"

Falling Girl:? ? ? ?

"You still want to hit me! Woohoo! Brother, come out quickly! I'm about to be fucked..." Luo Ji's crying expression suddenly stopped.

Oh shit.

forgotten.

This product is the fifth winding!Strength is a question mark for the time being, but those who don't respect their superiors are afraid... they will use her head as a leather racket.

Thinking of this, Luo Ji trembled.

After all, in the previous winding meeting, she had only said a few words to that bitch Ming girl, and then she was inexplicably cut off by Master Mou.

Very angry!So angry!

Luo Ji turned around angrily, "Master Wu! You must have seen nothing, right!"

After finishing speaking, a square scarf with a strange color appeared next to it.

Luo Ji immediately took it over and wiped the tears off her face.Just rubbing it, she found something was wrong, "Master Shang Wu, why does this... have a strange smell on it?"

It's like... the smell of a stinky man.

"Oh, you said this. This square scarf was specially used by Mr. Yumao for my makeup before... Oh, by the way, is Mr. Yumao's wife here with you?"

Fallen Girl felt herself suffocating.

She squeezed the stinky square scarf in her hand, feeling that her face was extremely dirty after being wiped by it.

Just when she was about to curse aggrievedly - how the hell can you hand a used towel to a girl to wipe her tears, she was attracted by the following sentence "Mr. Yuhao's wife".

Luo Ji quickly threw the square scarf in her hand out of the window, then adjusted her posture, and said, "Wife is not a wife or something, I don't know."

"However, there was a woman who lurked in, it was weird, and I caught her."

Luo Ji looked at Quan Juro calmly, "This is my food reserve! Master Wu, don't you want to snatch it from me!"

Quan Juro pinched the corner of his clothes and sat down cross-legged, showing his strong calves.

However, the upper body maintains the image of a beautiful girl, while the lower body is so bold, Luo Ji was dumbfounded when she saw this scene.

"Sir Wu, you..."

"It's not impossible."

Fallen Ji: ? ? ?

she!She is going to cry!It's time to call!

"Then what, don't cry."

"You threw out the square towels for wiping your tears."

Luo Ji was dumbfounded for a moment.

What the hell, that stuff has been thrown out!It's all covered in dirt and you still want to pick it up to wipe the girl's tears!

Dirty or not!

But when she thinks that there is no sun outside today, if she continues to cry... Maybe Izumi Juro can really do it when he goes back to pick up dirty rags to wipe her tears.

Thinking of this, she quickly sniffled twice, "I won't cry. Speaking of which, what are you doing here, Lord Wu!"

"Be an oiran!"

Fallen Princess: ...

"Then why do you want to be an oiran?"

Izumi Juro sparkled, "Maybe it is possible... to have a friendly exchange with the opponent?"

Luo Ji looked Quan Juro up and down, showing an expression of "I understand", "No wonder, so you have this hobby, Lord Wu!"

"Say it earlier, I can understand."

Ghost, just have weird hobbies.

Some like to eat the strong, some like to eat women, and some... like a little love affair, and it's not a big problem.

"What are the requirements for the appearance of the top five adults?"

Izumi Juro decided to compete if he wanted to compete, and he wanted to order the dishes based on his face?

Luo Ji smiled happily, "Since you are not picky..." In a blink of an eye, she closed the straps that had been put out, and in a blink of an eye, she turned back into that noble and beautiful Fern Ji.

"I'll arrange someone for you right now—" He stood up and passed Ranto Shiro inadvertently.

Although there is no smell, you can't even tell whether it is a human or a ghost.But since it was brought by the upper five adults, it is probably used for that.

There are already beautiful ones, and Izumi Juro is not taboo about meat and vegetables, so it doesn't matter if there is an ugly one.

Thinking of this, Luo Ji raised her sleeves to cover the corners of her mouth that was gradually laughing wildly.

Hi.

She can also use other methods to treat this five-year-old!

Saying that, he looked at Ranto Shiro with hatred again.

This face—it was so beautiful that it wanted to be scratched, to be destroyed.

Fallen princess lowered her gaze, and when she saw Ranto Shiro's flat chest, she smiled like a flower again in the blink of an eye.

——Seeing that you are underdeveloped, so reluctantly, I won’t eat you.

Thinking of this, Luo Ji walked out directly.

After Fallen Princess left, Ranto Shiro ran over and hugged Izumi Juro's arm, "Master~ That woman is so fierce!"

Quan Juro thought about it for a while, "Is it okay?"

"It's still sensible, and didn't rush over directly."

Ranto Shiro: ...

No, no, it's because they simply think they can't beat you!

"By the way, master! I'm Rantoshiro Dagger! If the master needs information here, I can immediately dispatch to investigate, okay?"

"is it okay?"

"But your clothes don't seem to be very suitable for investigation, do you?"

Ranto Shiro: "Of course there are other clothes!" As he said, he raised his little hand and made a heart shape on his heart, "Transform! Change clothes!"

In an instant, that tinge of pink light enveloped Ranto Shiro.

In the blink of an eye, the beautiful yukata became a gorgeous outfit.

Ranto Shiro squeezed the hat on his head, "Then, master, I'm going!" Then, he ran to the door, pulled it open, and quietly poked out his little feet.

"It's scary, so let's hide and move forward quietly."

As soon as the voice fell, Ranto Shiro disappeared here by relying on his extremely short and powerful mobility.

Izumi Juro:? ? ?

And here, Luo Ji gracefully ran down.

Seeing Luo Ji coming, the boss was slightly taken aback, "Yu Ji, what's the matter?"

Luo Ji raised her head proudly, too lazy to show her eyes to such an ugly person.

"Is there anyone new here recently?"

The boss suddenly panicked, "Yes, yes."

Luo Ji snorted coldly, "Bring me the ugliest girl."

boss:? ? ?

ugliest?What the hell, Fern Ji, when did you change your taste?

But thinking about it, this Fern Ji has a terrible temper.There was also the sentence left by the previous boss - "Don't meddle too much in Ji Ji's decision", thinking of this, she clapped her hands, "I'll do it now."

After a while, the boss quickly and efficiently dragged the three who thought they were ugly.

My wife Zenyi, who just arrived today, is also included.

"Fern Ji, that's all."

Luo Ji glanced at the three people in front of her with her beautiful eyes, and immediately showed a disgusted expression, "It's too ugly, standing here is dirtying my eyes."

My wife Shanyi: ...

It must be a problem with Mr. Yuhao's makeup skills!

"Fern Ji, take a look, which one do you want to choose?"

Luo Ji was too lazy to take another look, and casually pointed to one of them, "Just her!"

"Ah, it's Shanzi!" The boss felt helpless, but he didn't dare to touch Ruoji's face, and approached enthusiastically, holding my wife Shanyi's hand.

This grip, the boss's first thought: Why are there so many calluses in this hand?

Second thought: This kid must have had a lot of hard times.

third thought...

"Follow Fern Ji well, you will definitely have a good life." Well, I will collect the body for you.

Just like that, my wife Shanyi followed behind Luo Ji with a dazed expression on her face.

Until I walked into the room and saw the overly beautiful but somewhat familiar Izumi Juro... my wife Zenitsu almost thought she was wrong!

Why is Mr. Izumijuro here!

And at this moment, Luo Ji changed from the image of Fern Ji to ghost in a second.

"Master Shang Wu, I brought over the girl who is going to serve you!"

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