Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

"Let him take care of you, are you crazy? It's all thanks to him that you are doing what you are doing now." Ludwig pointed at Ding Wu who was standing in the corner, his hands were shaking with anger.

If Xiao Ren hadn't stopped him, he might have just thrown the green-eyed mermaid out of the window, and now he wants to leave and let Ding Wu stay?

"He didn't do it on purpose, and he also wants to make up for it, so you just let him take care of me." Xiao Ren said, and unconsciously glanced at Luo Tuotuo, "Besides, you still have a lot of things to do in Seagull Base. "

Xiao Ren's light glance did not escape Ludwig's eyes, he turned to Luo Tuotuo coldly, "What does it have to do with you?"

Luo Tuotuo shrugged his shoulders, and said innocently, "What does it have to do with me? I came here to deliver strawberries to Xiao Ren. Shangxilou specially gave them to me. Mermaid Xing doesn't have them."

Luo Tuotuo said, put the strawberry on Xiao Ren's bedside table, and winked at Xiao Ren by the way.

He had already agreed with Xiao Ren to let Xiao Ren get along with Ding Wu more, and let Ding Wu realize that there are many kind and trustworthy human beings like Xiao Ren.

As for what Xiao Ren wanted to do, that was out of his concern. He was not good at showing love in the first place.

Luo Tuotuo put down the strawberry, and then dodged quickly. Ludwig, an active volcano, doesn't know when it will explode, so it's better for him to protect himself wisely.

Lotto looked at his sons with brisk steps.

Although mermaids have no gender, they look more like men in appearance, so let's call those seven little things sons.

Shang Xilou has been away for five months, and he will come back at any time. He doesn't want Shang Xilou to find out that he didn't take good care of his son when he came back.

The seven shells are in the underwater laboratory of the bookmark, which used to be the underwater laboratory of the crystal energy factory, but after being rearranged, it became a bookmark.

The name of the laboratory has also been changed, from the original underwater area of ​​the Jingneng Research Institute to the Mermaid Conservation Bureau.

The name was given by Luo Tuotuo, which is very appropriate, because besides him, there are many mermaids who have laid eggs.

After gaining freedom, the only thing the mermaid naturally learned was probably this, the instinct of all living things - to reproduce.

"Tell Kela, we need more white shellfish, but we don't have enough." As soon as I entered the conservation bureau, I heard Bookmark shout hoarsely, "Oh, the one over there, don't move, it's not time yet, don't move in. Still With you, do you know the queue, you can’t give birth yet, if you want to give birth, you can give birth in the cup over there.”

Looking at the turmoil in front of him, Luo Tuotuo suddenly realized, should there be a physical hygiene course for mermaids?Will this birth rate be too fast?

Luo Tuotuo stood aside and observed for a while, seeing that the bookmark seemed to have no time for him to look at it, so he planned to sneak over to see his son.

The bookmark forbids him to be alone with his son, saying that the crystal energy in his body will affect his son.

Luo Tuotuo successfully touched the innermost room of the conservation bureau and swiped his fingerprints.

The alarm sounded immediately, accompanied by the roar of the bookmark, "Prince, my prince, hurry up!"

Before Luo Tuotuo had time to complain in his heart, it seemed inappropriate to call his son a prince, so Shumark and his assistants surrounded him.

"What do you want!" Bookmark yelled at Luo Tuotuo holding a handful of guns.

"I just want to see my son." Luo Tuotuo rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Can't you wait for me to take you to see the prince? Do you know how important the prince is to us!" Bookmark continued to roar.

Luo Tuotuo looked at the bookmark with nothing to say. Having seen such a gentle, polite, dull scientist like Xiao Ren, it was really hard for him to accept a neurotic to neurotic scientist like Bookmark.

"Okay, let's leave. Do as I arranged, and don't make any more mistakes." Bookmark waved his hand, dismissed the assistants, and opened the door for Luo Tuotuo while complaining, "These assistants are not useful at all, really It's annoying. Or you'd better move the Conservation Bureau to another place, I don't want to care about that shit, I just want to do my research."

Luo Tuotuo didn't care about the mood of the bookmarks, he just wanted to see his sons soon, and said perfunctorily, "Whatever you like, as long as you like it."

"OK, I'll take the princes to another place in two days, and let whoever cares here take care of them." Bookmark said.

"Wait!" Luo Tuotuo finally realized, "You don't care, how do mermaids breed?"

"Mermaid breeding is very simple. Just put the fish eggs in the white beck and wait for them to be born. You just need someone to remember which white beaver is whose child it is. Of course, I don't know if you plan to collectively It is up to them to raise these young mermaids, and to the people who gave birth to them." Shumark said very fast.

"Wait, wait, the problem is, isn't there something wrong with those fish eggs? If you're not here, who will solve it." Luo Tuotuo reached out his hand to stop the bookmark from continuing what he wanted to say.

"If there is a problem, there will be a problem. Survival of the fittest. Now the prince is the most important thing." Bookmark said righteously.

Luo Tuotuo rolled his eyes and his eyes disappeared: "First of all, don't be princes anymore, it's weird. Secondly, if you can let them survive, let them survive."

The door of the bookmark was half open at this time, so he pushed the door open, walked to the pool connected to the sea water in the middle, pointed to the seven shells inside, and said impassionedly, "I call them princes because they will become kings." .Each of them will have abilities no less than yours, do you know what that means?"

"What?" Luo Tuotuo stared at the bookmark, feeling that it was not a good answer.

"It means that if they join forces, they can detonate all the crystal energy on this planet at one time, and create another big bang. Think about it, a new universe, a completely different universe, a universe that overturns all laws of physics." Bookmark said obsessively.

"Stop it, don't think about it, even if that universe will appear, you won't be able to see it." Luo Tuotuo called out the bookmark.

He felt terrified, he didn't expect these children to have such abilities.

"Each of them can become a king and rule over inferior peoples like humans." The bookmark's eyes were full of fascination.

"You are also a human being, can you be normal?" Luo Tuotuo felt that the proposal just made by the bookmark was very good, and that the bookmark should not be allowed to stay in the conservation bureau anymore. What if the little mermaids in the future are affected by him, what if the snake spirit becomes ill? manage.

"In short, protecting the safety of the princes is our most important cause now." Bookmark said, looking towards the pool.

Luo Tuotuo didn't know what to say to the bookmark, so he could only look at the pool.

The white shells are very big, and some shadows can be vaguely seen inside. Inside the seven rotten white shells, there are seven small shadows dangling around.

Those children have already formed and are growing rapidly.

For a moment, Luo Tuotuo felt like his body was electrified, numb, and his whole body was filled with an unprecedented warmth.

Luo Tuotuo shuddered, shaking out the nasty emotion from his body, and said to the bookmark, "Who else have you said to me besides me?"

"How can I say such nonsense, if others find out, it will be detrimental to the prince." Shumark immediately turned his head, as if feeling that he had been insulted, and stared at Luo Tuotuo angrily.

Well, crazy and logical.

"That's right, their affairs should not be known to anyone except me, me and Shang Xilou. So, don't call them princes in the future, just... just red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple." Luotuo Take it off.

"What? What do you call them?" Bookmark was so stupid that he didn't understand.

"I said, I've thought of their names. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, the eldest is Shang Hong, the second is Shang Cheng, and so on," Luo Tuotuo said.

Bookmark opened his mouth, and said with difficulty, "This name is too casual, they are princes, the future kings."

"It's not a casual name. Let's choose it when they are crowned." Luo Tuotuo said, grinning, "I will find a way to deal with things here, you must control your mouth, and you can no longer call them princes gone."

"I see, I'll call them by their names." Bookmark solemnly promised.

Luo Tuotuo rubbed his temples, turned and left.

He really wanted to spend more time with his sons, but he didn't want to have another word with Bookmark.

After the sons are born, they must not be allowed to come into contact with the bookmarks.

Come back soon, Shang Xilou, we have to discuss the children's education.

Not only the children of Shang Xilou and Luo Tuotuo have education problems, but all the little mermaids who are about to be born in the entire mermaid planet have education problems.

Even those adult fish need a little reeducation.

Luo Tuotuo didn't go to Huo Feng to complain this time, but after much deliberation, he still went to Xiao Ren.

I don't know how Xiao Ren persuaded Ludwig. Now Ding Wu is taking care of him in the ward.

"I'll have a chat with Xiao Ren alone." Luo Tuotuo dismissed Ding Wu first, and after Ding Wu left, he became curious, "How did you convince Ludwig?"

Xiao Ren's face was a little red, but he still said honestly, "I proposed to him and asked him to prepare for our wedding, and he left."

Luo Tuotuo opened his mouth wide, and it took a long time before he yelled, "Oh, why didn't I think of that! I haven't had a wedding with Shang Xilou yet!"

"Ah? You guys, have you already proposed?" Xiao Ren didn't know yet that Luo Tuotuo and Shang Xilou had children. Hearing what Luo Tuotuo said, it was a bit weird.

Luo Tuotuo blinked his eyes, and abruptly skipped over the topic, "Besides, I actually have something else to talk to you about."

Luo Tuotuo told Xiao Ren about the conservation bureau, and Xiao Ren immediately put forward many reasonable suggestions.

"You don't understand anything, why are you leading the fish?" Xiao Ren looked at Luo Tuotuo with disgust

"Me?" Luo Tuotuo pointed at himself, "Why am I leading the fish? What does it have to do with me?"

"What has nothing to do with you, you are the leader here. Besides you, is there any mermaid who can take this responsibility? Can you be more reliable."

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The author has something to say:

Luo Tuotuo: Me?lead?I'm really good at being a hands-off shopkeeper~

Shang Xilou: I don't have a role in the show, but someone misses me, so I reluctantly accept it.