Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]
Chapter 71 Escape 02
The heartthrob looked at Luo Tuotuo meaningfully, smiled slightly, but didn't speak.
Luo Tuotuo understood his bad intentions very well, seeing that he didn't say anything, he simply shrugged, "It's fine if you don't say anything, I'll ask him myself."
With that said, Luo Tuotuo was about to jump off the car.
"Wait!" The heartthrob said hurriedly, he was old and didn't want to be too exciting, if Luo Tuotuo went out to do something again, his heart might not be able to bear the load, "Although I didn't say it, I think he guessed it gone."
Luo Tuotuo stared coldly at the heartthrob: "Why would he guess it?"
The heartthrob twitched the corner of his mouth, exhausted his patience, and said tirelessly, "Do you think he is blind? Or do you mean that you are blind and can't see what you look like?"
Luo Tuotuo fell silent for an instant, and he almost forgot a very important point.
That is, although he is different from himself ten years ago, there are still many similarities.
Moreover, Shang Xilou had also seen him dehydrated into a mummy at the beginning, so it should be clear that he could survive without ingesting crystal energy.
Thinking of this, Luo Tuotuo was almost certain that with Shang Xilou's IQ, he must have seen it.
Luo Tuotuo bit his lower lip and said to the heartthrob, "I still have to ask him."
The fan of thousands of people squinted at Luo Tuotuo, his eyes were full of contempt, "Love really turns people into fools."
"A perfect life without being stupid sounds boring." Luo Tuotuo said, planning to jump out of the car.
The heartthrob suddenly reached out to block Luo Tuotuo, "No need to jump."
After finishing speaking, the heartthrob knocked on the partition between the rear compartment and the driver's seat, and asked the driver to change the destination.
"Are you taking me there?" Luo Tuotuo was a little surprised.
If he disappeared, Shangxilou would definitely be closely monitored, and if he went to see Shangxilou, he might be caught in a net of heaven and earth.
"The old father always wants to deliver his daughter to his son-in-law with his own hands." The millionaire said with a sigh.
Luo Tuotuo pouted: "I am my son."
The heartthrob glanced at Luo Tuotuo, and suddenly smiled, "You still admit that he is my son."
Luo Tuotuo said awkwardly: "Although he is a cheap father, he is still somewhat useful."
The heartthrob snorted, then laughed again.
Luo Tuotuo got off the car in a business district two streets away from Shangxilou's company. After all, the heartthrob is not young anymore, and it is not suitable to take risks with him.
It's one thing to worry about him being in danger, it's another thing to worry about him getting off his back.
At this time, Luo Tuotuo had already changed into a black long sleeve, camouflage pants, sneakers, and a baseball cap, and walked towards Shang's office building with his head down.
The closer you get to the Shang's building, the more plainclothes along the street.
However, Luo Tuotuo had studied their cross-dressing routines before, and it was very easy to identify them and avoid them.
However, no matter how evasive, you can only look at the Shang's Building across a street, and it is difficult to enter.
Luo Tuotuo touched his nose, a little anxious, he felt that he would completely anger Shang Xilou.
However, if he doesn't do this, there is really nothing he can do.
Luo Tuotuo heaved a sigh of relief, let's take one step at a time, he doesn't like to be like Shang Xilou, who always walks according to the established plan.
Luo Tuotuo sent a message to Shang Xilou, using Shang Shan's mobile phone.
The best thing the heartthrob brought him was this mobile phone.
Because Shang Shan was on Pangu Planet, the situation was not too tense, so no one noticed that Shang Shan had been missing for so many days.
Then he pretends to be Shang Xilou's younger brother and sends a message to Shang Xilou, it must be no problem.
Shang Shan: Brother, what do you have for lunch?I have reserved a place for you at the pig barbecue at the entrance of the company. Eat something good and feel good.
Very good, very similar to Shang Shan's tone.
Luo Tuotuo pressed the send button.
It took 3 minutes for Shang Xilou to reply.
Brother: Well, thank you.
Luo Tutuo clicked his tongue, Shang Xilou is really, he and his younger brother are so polite.
At twelve o'clock in the noon, Shang Xilou walked out of the Shangshi Building on time and walked towards Luo Tuotuo.
Luo Tuotuo did not wait for him at the restaurant, but searched for information on a public optical computer on the street.
When Shang Xilou walked up to him and was about to pass by him, he suddenly turned around and said with a smile, "Xilou~ miss me?"
Shang Xilou originally planned to pass by Luo Tuotuo, and meeting Luo Tuotuo in such a bright way on the street would definitely arouse suspicion.
But Luo Tuotuo actually smiled at him cheerfully, he was taken aback for a moment, it was too late to regret.
The plainclothes around reacted quickly and rushed over.
But Luo Tuotuo's reaction was faster, he cut Shang Xilou's hand back in an instant, and held Shang Xilou hostage with a fruit fork.
Seeing such excitement, the citizens on the street screamed and hid behind the plainclothes to watch.
While plainclothes surrounded Monk Luo Tuotuo's west building, mobile phone walls also surrounded the plainclothes group, and all the cameras pointed directly at Monk Luo Tuotuo's west building in the middle.
"Don't move." Luo Tuotuo said leisurely, the fruit fork pierced Shang Xilou's raised jaw, and bright red blood flowed out.
"What are you going to do?!!" The plainclothes were completely confused.
Isn't Luo Tuotuo and Shang Xilou a couple?What is the situation now.
The only one who is calm now is Shang Xilou, he knows exactly what the situation is now.
Luo Tuotuo is about to start the live broadcast.
Sure enough, Luo Tuotuo showed a bright smile, "I want to broadcast live, twelve o'clock at noon is my fixed live broadcast time, don't you know?"
The crowd behind the plainclothes immediately became agitated, and most of them knew Luo Tuotuo.
Even if they weren't his fans before, they all watched his videos after his mermaid identity was exposed.
"What do you want to broadcast live? Did you eat your lover? You are a mermaid, not a praying mantis." The leader in plainclothes shouted.
Luo Tuotuo shook his head, and looked at the man sympathetically, "I guess you will be dismissed."
After finishing speaking, Luo Tuotuo didn't care that the man still wanted to refute, and said loudly, "I'm Luo Tuotuo."
"I'm a star thief."
"That's right, the famous star thief is me, and the famous big eater is also me."
After Luo Tuotuo finished speaking, the air became quiet. Immediately afterwards, fierce shouts erupted like a tide, slapping the plainclothes people wave after wave.
The onlookers were shouting crazily, because there were too many people shouting, Luo Tuotuo couldn't hear what they were shouting at all.
But guess also know.
Just want to ask why.
Luo Tutu smiled and made a hush mouth.
The crowd gradually calmed down, and all the cameras were fixed on Luo Tuotuo, waiting for him to continue speaking.
"I was born in the Jingneng factory, with no parents or relatives. Under the care of the staff, I grew up to 8 years old. I went to school and began to learn human characters and some rules of life. There is also the transformation of Jingneng, you After reading the mermaid's information, it should be clear that transforming crystal energy is our racial talent."
"After four years of schooling, I graduated and started working in the crystal energy factory. I get up every morning and go to the workshop to convert crystal energy into light energy and store it in photovoltaic cells. I eat a mermaid candy at noon, continue to work in the afternoon, and get off work After returning to the dormitory area, you can chat with colleagues, or play simple mobile games."
"To tell you the truth, that phone is really, at least a few hundred years ago. It can't surf the Internet, can't video, can only call and send messages, and the only games are Snake and Doudou. That Doudou, play for an hour , everything is round, very pitted."
"I just shot peas until I was 16, and then one day, I was working, and the people from the logistics department called me out. They took me to an abandoned pier, shot me, and shot me again. Pushed into the sea. Fortunately, my talent was not dead, so I got up and asked him why he hit me. As a result, he knocked me out again, and when I woke up again, I had become a pet of a star thief."
Luo Tuotuo understood his bad intentions very well, seeing that he didn't say anything, he simply shrugged, "It's fine if you don't say anything, I'll ask him myself."
With that said, Luo Tuotuo was about to jump off the car.
"Wait!" The heartthrob said hurriedly, he was old and didn't want to be too exciting, if Luo Tuotuo went out to do something again, his heart might not be able to bear the load, "Although I didn't say it, I think he guessed it gone."
Luo Tuotuo stared coldly at the heartthrob: "Why would he guess it?"
The heartthrob twitched the corner of his mouth, exhausted his patience, and said tirelessly, "Do you think he is blind? Or do you mean that you are blind and can't see what you look like?"
Luo Tuotuo fell silent for an instant, and he almost forgot a very important point.
That is, although he is different from himself ten years ago, there are still many similarities.
Moreover, Shang Xilou had also seen him dehydrated into a mummy at the beginning, so it should be clear that he could survive without ingesting crystal energy.
Thinking of this, Luo Tuotuo was almost certain that with Shang Xilou's IQ, he must have seen it.
Luo Tuotuo bit his lower lip and said to the heartthrob, "I still have to ask him."
The fan of thousands of people squinted at Luo Tuotuo, his eyes were full of contempt, "Love really turns people into fools."
"A perfect life without being stupid sounds boring." Luo Tuotuo said, planning to jump out of the car.
The heartthrob suddenly reached out to block Luo Tuotuo, "No need to jump."
After finishing speaking, the heartthrob knocked on the partition between the rear compartment and the driver's seat, and asked the driver to change the destination.
"Are you taking me there?" Luo Tuotuo was a little surprised.
If he disappeared, Shangxilou would definitely be closely monitored, and if he went to see Shangxilou, he might be caught in a net of heaven and earth.
"The old father always wants to deliver his daughter to his son-in-law with his own hands." The millionaire said with a sigh.
Luo Tuotuo pouted: "I am my son."
The heartthrob glanced at Luo Tuotuo, and suddenly smiled, "You still admit that he is my son."
Luo Tuotuo said awkwardly: "Although he is a cheap father, he is still somewhat useful."
The heartthrob snorted, then laughed again.
Luo Tuotuo got off the car in a business district two streets away from Shangxilou's company. After all, the heartthrob is not young anymore, and it is not suitable to take risks with him.
It's one thing to worry about him being in danger, it's another thing to worry about him getting off his back.
At this time, Luo Tuotuo had already changed into a black long sleeve, camouflage pants, sneakers, and a baseball cap, and walked towards Shang's office building with his head down.
The closer you get to the Shang's building, the more plainclothes along the street.
However, Luo Tuotuo had studied their cross-dressing routines before, and it was very easy to identify them and avoid them.
However, no matter how evasive, you can only look at the Shang's Building across a street, and it is difficult to enter.
Luo Tuotuo touched his nose, a little anxious, he felt that he would completely anger Shang Xilou.
However, if he doesn't do this, there is really nothing he can do.
Luo Tuotuo heaved a sigh of relief, let's take one step at a time, he doesn't like to be like Shang Xilou, who always walks according to the established plan.
Luo Tuotuo sent a message to Shang Xilou, using Shang Shan's mobile phone.
The best thing the heartthrob brought him was this mobile phone.
Because Shang Shan was on Pangu Planet, the situation was not too tense, so no one noticed that Shang Shan had been missing for so many days.
Then he pretends to be Shang Xilou's younger brother and sends a message to Shang Xilou, it must be no problem.
Shang Shan: Brother, what do you have for lunch?I have reserved a place for you at the pig barbecue at the entrance of the company. Eat something good and feel good.
Very good, very similar to Shang Shan's tone.
Luo Tuotuo pressed the send button.
It took 3 minutes for Shang Xilou to reply.
Brother: Well, thank you.
Luo Tutuo clicked his tongue, Shang Xilou is really, he and his younger brother are so polite.
At twelve o'clock in the noon, Shang Xilou walked out of the Shangshi Building on time and walked towards Luo Tuotuo.
Luo Tuotuo did not wait for him at the restaurant, but searched for information on a public optical computer on the street.
When Shang Xilou walked up to him and was about to pass by him, he suddenly turned around and said with a smile, "Xilou~ miss me?"
Shang Xilou originally planned to pass by Luo Tuotuo, and meeting Luo Tuotuo in such a bright way on the street would definitely arouse suspicion.
But Luo Tuotuo actually smiled at him cheerfully, he was taken aback for a moment, it was too late to regret.
The plainclothes around reacted quickly and rushed over.
But Luo Tuotuo's reaction was faster, he cut Shang Xilou's hand back in an instant, and held Shang Xilou hostage with a fruit fork.
Seeing such excitement, the citizens on the street screamed and hid behind the plainclothes to watch.
While plainclothes surrounded Monk Luo Tuotuo's west building, mobile phone walls also surrounded the plainclothes group, and all the cameras pointed directly at Monk Luo Tuotuo's west building in the middle.
"Don't move." Luo Tuotuo said leisurely, the fruit fork pierced Shang Xilou's raised jaw, and bright red blood flowed out.
"What are you going to do?!!" The plainclothes were completely confused.
Isn't Luo Tuotuo and Shang Xilou a couple?What is the situation now.
The only one who is calm now is Shang Xilou, he knows exactly what the situation is now.
Luo Tuotuo is about to start the live broadcast.
Sure enough, Luo Tuotuo showed a bright smile, "I want to broadcast live, twelve o'clock at noon is my fixed live broadcast time, don't you know?"
The crowd behind the plainclothes immediately became agitated, and most of them knew Luo Tuotuo.
Even if they weren't his fans before, they all watched his videos after his mermaid identity was exposed.
"What do you want to broadcast live? Did you eat your lover? You are a mermaid, not a praying mantis." The leader in plainclothes shouted.
Luo Tuotuo shook his head, and looked at the man sympathetically, "I guess you will be dismissed."
After finishing speaking, Luo Tuotuo didn't care that the man still wanted to refute, and said loudly, "I'm Luo Tuotuo."
"I'm a star thief."
"That's right, the famous star thief is me, and the famous big eater is also me."
After Luo Tuotuo finished speaking, the air became quiet. Immediately afterwards, fierce shouts erupted like a tide, slapping the plainclothes people wave after wave.
The onlookers were shouting crazily, because there were too many people shouting, Luo Tuotuo couldn't hear what they were shouting at all.
But guess also know.
Just want to ask why.
Luo Tutu smiled and made a hush mouth.
The crowd gradually calmed down, and all the cameras were fixed on Luo Tuotuo, waiting for him to continue speaking.
"I was born in the Jingneng factory, with no parents or relatives. Under the care of the staff, I grew up to 8 years old. I went to school and began to learn human characters and some rules of life. There is also the transformation of Jingneng, you After reading the mermaid's information, it should be clear that transforming crystal energy is our racial talent."
"After four years of schooling, I graduated and started working in the crystal energy factory. I get up every morning and go to the workshop to convert crystal energy into light energy and store it in photovoltaic cells. I eat a mermaid candy at noon, continue to work in the afternoon, and get off work After returning to the dormitory area, you can chat with colleagues, or play simple mobile games."
"To tell you the truth, that phone is really, at least a few hundred years ago. It can't surf the Internet, can't video, can only call and send messages, and the only games are Snake and Doudou. That Doudou, play for an hour , everything is round, very pitted."
"I just shot peas until I was 16, and then one day, I was working, and the people from the logistics department called me out. They took me to an abandoned pier, shot me, and shot me again. Pushed into the sea. Fortunately, my talent was not dead, so I got up and asked him why he hit me. As a result, he knocked me out again, and when I woke up again, I had become a pet of a star thief."
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