Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Luo Tuotuo didn't know what the customs of the normal Spring Festival were, he only knew that in Shangxilou, one had to get up early to remove dust on New Year's Eve.

"From the first day of the first day of the new year, you can't throw out garbage, so try to clean up and throw away all the garbage today." Shang Xilou explained, "This is called giving away the poor five. No garbage is thrown out from the first to the fourth day of the new year, so as not to hurt your fortune. On the fifth day of the new year The garbage is poor soil, and if you dump it, you can send the poor out of the house."

"So, did the Shang family rely on sending poor five to make it so big?" Luo Tuotuo said with a smile.He was wiping the dust off the chandelier. Shangshan was a little too private and never hired housekeeping. A place like the chandelier was cleaned only once a year, so it was very dirty.

"Maybe." Shang Xilou also laughed.After confirming his relationship with Luo Tuotuo, he smiled a lot more.

"Be careful." Shang Xilou reminded Luo Tuotuo.

"Understood." Luo Tuotuo replied sweetly.He is indeed a little dangerous now, standing on a very high flower pot stand.The taller piece of furniture in the house is the flower pot stand. Luo Tuotuo removed the hanging basket on it and used it as a ladder.

After Luo Tuotuo wiped the chandelier, he saw Shang Shan came back from outside, carrying a big bag, his face was a little red from the cold.He went downstairs to get the annual gift from Qin Yufei, and he didn't know how Qin Yufei behaved, wouldn't it be good to send it upstairs, but Shang Shan had to go down and get it.

"Same as in previous years." Shang Shan put his pocket at the door and began to take off his coat.

"Their family is really happy, they celebrate all festivals." Different from Shang Xilou's style of ignoring Christmas and only celebrating Spring Festival, Qin Yufei celebrates every festival. It is said that four or five Valentine's Days are celebrated every year. All with different lovers.

"What's so good about the holidays? Trouble." Shang Shan murmured, and when he passed by Luo Tuotuo, he deliberately bumped into the flower pot stand that Luo Tuotuo was stepping on.

The flower pot stand shook violently twice, and was stabilized by Luo Tuotuo.

"Shanshan, don't mess around!" Shang Xilou was taken aback, and quickly scolded Shangshan.

"I didn't do it on purpose." Shang Shan pouted and mouth-shaped behind Shang Xilou's back, acting really like it.

Shang Xilou didn't respond and continued to organize the ingredients in the kitchen.Dinner is at three o'clock in the afternoon. There must be chicken and fish, a combination of meat and vegetables, ten dishes and one soup. As a chef who drives ducks to the shelves, he is still in a hurry.

Luo Tuotuo's house was wiped all over, and Shang Shan was picky on the side.Who asked Luo Tuotuo to kidnap his beloved cat, so he had to keep it.Shang Xilou said a few words, but Shang Shan ignored him and could only comfort Luo Tuotuo with his eyes.

Luo Tuotuo was very happy in his heart, no matter what, it would be great to be able to spend the Spring Festival happily with Shang Xilou.

For so many years, Luo Tuotuo didn't know that he also had nostalgia for this kind of ordinary and warm life.He always thought that he had completely become a star thief and only needed hunting and plundering in the dark.

But now, he is immersed in warmth and cannot extricate himself.I just want to live in peace forever without any twists and turns.

Luo Tuo sighed.

That was impossible, Shang Shan already knew his identity, and he only had a cat as a proton.When Shang Shan thinks clearly, he can tell Shang Xilou his true identity at any time.

Of course, he can get rid of Shang Shan.

If Shangshan was assassinated when he went out, he could have thousands of scapegoats for him to choose.

But he couldn't, because that would make Shang Xilou miserable.He was afraid that he couldn't bear Shang Xilou's pain.

"Tuotuo, come and help me chop the meat. It's for making dumplings." Shang Xilou called Luo Tuotuo. The afternoon meal was basically ready, and it only needed to be cooked once before dinner.Shangxilou has already started preparing the materials for making dumplings for the evening.

"Why don't you use a meat grinder?" Shang Shan asked while sitting on the sofa watching TV.

"It's fun to do it yourself." Shang Xilou smiled, stretched out his hands to rub Luo Tuotuo's hair, and taught Luo Tuotuo to chop meat.

After chopping the meat, it was almost time. Shang Xilou put the dishes into the pot one by one and asked Luo Tuotuo to bring them to the table.

The first thing to come out is the soup, which Shangxilou has been stewing for a long time.Then there is grilled chicken and steamed fish, both already prepared.A few stir-fried dishes followed, followed by a cold dish at the end.Shang Xilou also prepared desserts, but they were not included in the ten dishes and one soup.

Shang Shan looked at the dishes on that table, and the haze of his cat being hijacked was swept away a lot, "I really didn't expect that big brother's cooking skills are so good."

"I didn't expect that either." Shang Xilou tasted every dish, obviously it was the first time he made it, and the taste was actually very good.

"Hurry up and wash your hands and eat." Luo Tuotuo helped Shang Xilou take off his apron, and urged him, he couldn't wait any longer.

Shang Xilou washed his hands, and the three of them finally started to eat.Although Luo Tuotuo wanted to eat food very eagerly, he didn't gobble it up like usual. He followed the rhythm of Shang Xilou and Shang Shan, chatting about homework while eating.When Shang Xilou and Shang Shan couldn't eat anymore, he swept away the rest.

Shang Shan looked at Luo Tuotuo, and said with some reluctance, "It's really nice to eat with you. You don't have to worry about not being able to finish as much as you cook, and you can eat a few more dishes."

Luo Tuotuo smiled, he looked at Shang Xilou, and Shang Xilou was also looking at him, smiling softly.

After the meal, both Shang Xilou and Shang Shan couldn't eat dessert, so the dessert was put in the refrigerator, and the dumpling-making activity began.The three of them put the panels on the tea table and made dumplings while watching TV.

The three of them are not very good at it, and they dislike each other, which is very lively.

The dumplings were almost finished, and it was almost 7 o'clock in the evening. The three of them ate dessert and went out for a stroll.

The Spring Festival is a very famous festival in the Earth Era, and now many people celebrate it, and there are performances in many squares.

Luo Tuotuo was very excited when he saw the dragon and lion dance for the first time, and he kept gesticulating there, as if he really wanted to do it himself.The three walked around for a while, Shang Shan said he saw a friend and ran away.Luo Tuotuo saw that he had exchanged glances with Shang Xilou before he left, and guessed that Shang Xilou wanted a world for the two of them, so he sent him away.

Shang Xilou pulled Luo Tuotuo, the two played around for a while, and then walked into a remote garden.

"There's a pavilion over there, let's go sit down?" Shang Xilou said, pointing to a small pavilion in the distance.

Luo Tuotuo naturally nodded and said yes.

As soon as the two of them entered the pavilion, Shang Xilou put his arms around Luo Tuotuo's waist, pressed him against the pillar and kissed him.

Luo Tuotuo was caught off guard by the kiss, and just as he was about to respond, he felt something cold fall into his throat. He was startled, and was about to push it out.The neck was pinched by a pair of big hands, and the other party sent something into his stomach with a force.

Luo Tuotuo pushed Shang Xilou away violently, but the strength was pitifully small, and only separated their lips.

"What is it?" Luo Tuotuo asked in shock.

Shang Xilou smiled. He kissed Luo Tuotuo's lips again, and said softly, "Luo Tuotuo, there are worms in your kiss. But there is only medicine in my kiss, the medicine to cure you."

Luo Tuotuo wanted to use his strength, but felt that he couldn't.The crystal energy in his body was unexpectedly disobedient, loosely distributed and unable to be used.

"Shang Shan told you?" Luo Tuotuo looked into Shang Xilou's eyes, trying to see Shang Xilou's attitude from them.

It's a pity that Shang Xilou's eyes were calm, so deep that he couldn't see the bottom.

"I sent someone to protect Shang Shan. He reported to me everything that happened yesterday." Shang Xilou said.

"What kind of rubbish is the bodyguard? Shang Shan doesn't show up even when he's injured. I'm the one who will definitely kill him." Luo Tuotuo said mockingly.

"You are more decisive than me on this point. I haven't said to kill him yet." Shang Xilou did not tell Hua Die to kill the man, but only said that he would punish Hua Die severely. As for how severe Hua Die's punishment was, he didn't care.

"Boss, you can't do it either." Luo Tuotuo still leaned against Shang Xilou's arms, looking up at Shang Xilou.

"Not as experienced as you." Shang Xilou said.

"Then what are you going to do with me?" Luo Tuotuo said, rubbing Shang Xilou's chin coquettishly, "I don't want to die yet."

Shang Xilou pinched Luo Tuotuo's chin, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "You, pay for it. In short, send Shang Shan's cat back first."

Luo Tuotuo snorted, he didn't expect such a good thing as meat compensation.

"Why, do you think my punishment is heavy? Then add one more." Shang Xilou said, kissing the corner of Luo Tuotuo's mouth, "From now on, I will take medicine every day."

The smile on Luo Tuotuo's face could hardly hold back.He dared to stay by Shang Xilou's side all the time because he was confident that he could get away easily at any time.But today, this medicine can make him so weak that he can't even use Jingneng, so if he stays by Shang Xilou's side, wouldn't he become a fish on the cutting board and be slaughtered by Shang Xilou.

"I don't want to take medicine." Luo Tuotuo said aggrievedly.She also stretched out her fist coquettishly and hammered Shang Xilou's chest.But as soon as the fist reached Shang Xilou's chest, it immediately turned into a claw and grabbed Shang Xilou's neck.

Unfortunately, even if he got used to his weak state, he still couldn't compete against Shang Xilou.The hand was easily grabbed by Shang Xilou, and Shang Xilou brought his hand to his lips and kissed it.

"I have to take medicine." Shang Xilou said, "You are sick."

"What disease?" Luo Tuotuo asked.

"Owe. Fuck."

What he said was so reasonable that Luo Tuotuo himself was speechless.

Shang Xilou seemed to really feel that Luo Tuotuo owed it. Fuck, he let go of Luo Tuotuo's hand, lowered his head and kissed Luo Tuotuo's lips again, and pushed his hand straight into Luo Tuotuo's clothes.

Luo Tuotuo still likes to do intimate things.But forced to do intimate things, but not happy.Luo Tuotuo kept struggling, but instead excited himself.

Luo Tuotuo only felt white light flickering in front of his eyes, his whole body was like a stranded fish, panting rapidly, and it took him a long time to wake up.By the time he was able to support the pillar and stand upright, Shang Xilou had already taken out a wet towel and wiped his hands clean.

"You really know how to have fun." Shang Xilou said lightly.

Luo Tuotuo stared at Shang Xilou, facing that handsome face, his anger soared for the first time.

"Did you bring the communication device?" Shang Xilou asked.

"Bring it." Luo Tuotuo didn't intend to hide anything, both of them had lost their vests now, and there was nothing to hide.

"Send a message to your friend to bring Shanshan's cat back." Shang Xilou said, rubbing Luo Tuotuo's cheek, "Don't play tricks, the butterfly is nearby. Your boat is also on hers Under surveillance."

Luo Tuotuo took a deep breath, showed a bright smile, and said with acting skills that he admired, "Okay, post it right away."