Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Luo Tuotuo did not expect that Shang Xilou was really obedient.

On winter nights, ordinary residential quarters are exceptionally peaceful, the snow on the ground is not swept thoroughly, Shangxilou walks on the road, and occasionally there will be a creaking sound of stepping on the snow.

He was wearing a black leather jacket with a silver-gray shirt inside. The neckline was unbuttoned twice, and a little bit of collarbone and pectoral muscles could be seen vaguely.The lower body is tight-fitting military trousers with knee-length military boots, and even the calf line is aggressive.Not to mention the bright diamond earrings under the moonlight, twinkling like winking eyes.

Luo Tuotuo leaned against a tree and secretly took pictures from a distance. He didn't put away his phone until Shangxilou arrived at the downstairs they agreed upon.Looking at the frozen picture on the phone, he felt dry mouth and dizzy.Objectively speaking, Shang Xilou's outfit is not really coquettish, it can only be said to be a bit sexy, but Shang Xilou is wearing a Wannian black suit.Stereotyped people show a little sexiness, and it will kill them.

Luo Tuotuo adjusted his breathing, turned on the phone's camera, and checked his face.The reason why the appointment was so late was because he had worked hard for a long time to transform himself back into the ugly Tutuo.

Shang Xilou is very shrewd, and the boss is even more secretive. He doesn't want to arouse any possible suspicion.Speaking of it, I blame him for being capricious. Why did you call him Luo Tuotuo when applying for an ID card? Two Luo Tuotuo, no matter how different they are, will always arouse some associations.If there are too many associations, it is inevitable that some clues will not be found.

Fortunately, he is already very proficient in controlling the crystal energy. After compressing the crystal energy to the back of his hand, he returned to the ugly star thief Tuotuo.

Luo Tuotuo put the phone back in his pocket and walked out from behind the tree.

Shang Xilou quickly noticed him. Although he was dressed in black, with a black mask and sunglasses, the moon was shining brightly on this night, and it was impossible to approach quietly in such a quiet neighborhood.

It's a pity that there can't be a sneak attack.

When there were still ten meters away from Shangxi Tower, Luo Tuotuo suddenly had a sudden idea, so he ran up, facing Shangxi Tower with a tiger pounce, "Baby~"

Shang Xilou dodged there very calmly, with an indifferent expression.

"Don't do boring things." Shang Xilou said.

"Then can you talk nonsense?" Luo Tuotuo took off his sunglasses and mask, and said lamentingly, "I'm too dazzling, and I have to pretend to go out. It's super hard."

"What are your conditions?" Shang Xilou didn't want to say anything boring.

"You stay with me all night, and I'll let him go." Luo Tuotuo said, reaching out and touching Shang Xilou's chest, "A little mermaid with no legs, what's the point?"

Shang Xilou looked at Luo Tuotuo, and suddenly hooked his lips, "Yes, where are you going?"

Luo Tuotuo was stunned for a moment, then stared at Shang Xilou in shock, "Yes? Don't you guard yourself like a jade for your little lover?"

"His life is more important than my self-defense." Shang Xilou said in an extremely calm voice, as if the two were discussing whether or not to have a banana.

Luo Tuotuo laughed dryly, rolled his eyes, "If you want, I won't do it anymore. Why should I let you take advantage of it. I want 2400 million star coins now."

"Yes, if you want minerals, equipment, or direct star coins." Shang Xilou still readily agreed.

Luo Tuotuo was speechless again, for some reason, he always felt that such a talkative Shangxilou was a bit scary.

"There's a milk tea shop over there, go and buy me a cup of Shuangpin milk tea, and then we'll talk about it in detail." Luo Tuotuo suddenly pointed to a small shop in the community, which was a small shop separated from the supermarket , with a warm yellow light on at this time, it looks very warm.

Shang Xilou didn't say anything else, and got up to buy milk tea.

Luo Tuotuo looked at Shang Xilou's back with a complicated expression.He didn't want to tear himself apart with Shang Xilou, and he didn't want to tear himself apart with the boss, but in Shang Xilou's unmoved state, he had obviously made a decision.What kind of decision?I'm afraid it is no matter what to let myself and my little brother disappear together.

After a while, Shang Xilou came back with a cup of milk tea.

"You didn't buy a cup for yourself." Luo Tuotuo took the milk tea and said naturally.

"I'm not cold." Shang Xilou said.

"It's not cold if you wear so little?" Luo Tuotuo looked at Shang Xilou's exposed neck.

"Don't be afraid, of course it's not cold." Shang Xilou smiled, with a real smile in his eyes.

Luo Tuotuo took a sip of milk tea and sucked it up, just choking it into his throat, and coughed several times before recovering.

"Boss, I don't know Taishan, please let me go." Luo Tuotuo instantly relented.He is bold and messy, and has a special physique that is invulnerable. He can recover from being stabbed a hundred times and punching thousands of times, but his brother can't.

Although they were some star thieves, they were not extremely vicious people.Many of them started to flee when they were forced to have no way out.For so many years, everyone scolded me, I cheated on you, and supported each other to come over. He can't play around with the lives of these people.

But Shang Xilou is different, he is a mysterious boss, not only rich enough to make the Star Bandit obedient, but also has an intricate relationship with the federal government.Even if he is confident that he can completely abuse Shang Xilou in a single duel, it is useless in a group.

"I thought you would blackmail me." Shang Xilou was quite surprised. He thought that Luo Tuotuo would say something about his identity as the boss, but he didn't expect to admit it directly.

"Then you think highly of me. I really don't know any celebrities who can help expose you. The ones I know can only fart in the territory of the federal government." Luo Tutu shrugged frankly.

"If you really know the times, why don't you just buy me 1200 million to calm down and kidnap my lover." Shang Xilou was curious.

The word "lover" completely pleased Luo Tuotuo. He restrained the urge to smile, and pursed his lips and said, "That's so embarrassing. It will ruin your face. Besides, it's not that I can't play with you, I just don't want to play with you. You don't care about your lover's life, I care about my brother's life."

"I can't say that, and I don't want the death of the fish to be broken." After Shang Xilou finished speaking, he frowned insignificantly. The death of the fish is too vivid.

"That's right, that's right. Didn't I just tease you twice on Mermaid Planet? If I had known you were the boss, I would definitely not have done that." Seeing Shang Xilou's kind attitude, Luo Tuotuo immediately kicked Put your nose on your face, walk to the side of Shangxilou, and reach out to put your hand on Shangxilou's shoulder.

It's a pity that Shang Xilou's reaction was quick, as soon as Luo Tuotuo approached, he immediately retreated.

"Let's keep a distance, I have a family too." Shang Xilou said.

"Oh, I was thinking of asking you to slack off to calm you down. Presumably your family will not agree." Luo Tuotuo said regretfully.

"That should be M for me. I'm just a little curious, how do you know I'm the boss." Shang Xilou said.

Luo Tuotuo raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you guess it? At the pier of Mermaid Star, I originally wanted to be a hero and save those mermaids. But you cut me off and found me a rival in love."

"I guessed it, let's confirm it." Shang Xilou said.

"Hey, I answered a question for you, and you should also express it, and promise me a request." Luo Tuotuo said, blinking at Shang Xilou.

Shang Xilou frowned slightly, and was about to refuse, but there was a blur in front of his eyes.

There was a rough touch on his mouth, just at that moment, Luo Tuotuo quickly moved forward and kissed him.

Shang Xilou was a little shocked, he didn't expect Luo Tuotuo's speed to be so fast.Luo Tuotuo's body recovery ability was extremely strong before, and he thought it was some kind of ability, but now it seems that this ability is not just about recovery ability.

"Address." Luo Tuotuo pointed to the cup of milk tea that had been stuffed into Shang Xilou's hand, "Go and save him. Of course, if my men don't leave the gravel belt smoothly, that place will explode. You know. "

After Luo Tuotuo finished speaking, he ran away in an instant.

Shang Xilou glanced at the milk tea cup in his hand, there was a string of addresses written on it, it seemed that Luo Tuotuo really liked to leave messages in strange places.

The location is just in the sea outside the New Tokyo Pier, on a boat.

Just as Shang Xilou was about to call and ask someone to come over first, Luo Tuotuo ran back in an instant.

"I forgot to tell you, go by yourself, I calculated the time. You'd better inform Hua Fudie now, otherwise Kela and the others will slow down later, and the unlucky one is your family."

Looking at Luo Tuotuo's disappearance track again, Shang Xilou gritted his teeth.

Shang Xilou sent a message to Hua Die, asking Hua Die to let Luo Tuotuo's boat go.Butterfly didn't ask any more questions, and complied.

Shang Xilou took the suspension car to the place designated by Luo Tuotuo, but he was not worried that Luo Tuotuo would lie to him.Today's him is no longer what he was more than ten years ago. In the world of star robbers, he can shake down two mountains with a single stomp, not to mention that Luo Tuotuo's mountain is not that big.

Two hours later, Shang Xilou took the boat and found the abandoned passenger ship that had almost sunk.

"Scuba, I'll find it myself." Shang Xilou looked gloomy, Star Thief really knows how to play, and a boat flooded is no harm to mermaid Tuotuo.But it will take some time for him to find it, because he can't pretend to be someone else, otherwise the tail of the mermaid will be exposed.

Shang Xilou still followed those thugs, they didn't want Shang Xilou to find someone in person, but Shang Xilou insisted on this, and they had no choice.

When diving into the water, Shang Xilou clearly found that he had lost his composure.He was very worried, very anxious, even though he was confident, Xing Thief Tuotuo didn't dare to do anything with Mermaid Tuotuo, but he was still uncontrollably worried.

What if, even if there are hundreds of trillions of 0s after the decimal point of the probability, but there is a 1 after the hundreds of trillions, that is still possible.

He is afraid of that 1, he has lost it once, and he doesn't want to lose it a second time.

Shang Xilou swam to the second cabin, and finally heard a faint voice.It was the sound of slapping metal, because it was in the water, so the sound was a bit weird, a dull crackling sound.

"Tuotuo?" Shang Xilou called out.

Struggling whimpers sounded, someone was on this floor.

At this time, Luo Tuotuo locked himself in a metal cargo box, his hands were handcuffed behind his back, and a strong seal was pasted on his mouth.He was very happy when he heard Shang Xilou's voice, and indeed Shang Xilou would personally come to rescue him.

Luo Tuotuo really wanted to bite the seal on his mouth, but he had to restrain himself.

Rescuing a kidnapped lover is such a romantic drama, it must be performed well.When he was rescued in a while, he still wanted to show me pity.

At that time, Shangxilou's love value will definitely be +100.

"Tuotuo, are you in there?" There was a knock on the cargo box, and the vague voice of Shangxilou came over.

Luo Tuotuo patted the box wall twice with his tail, which meant that it was right, it was right here.

"Don't worry, I'll let you out right away." Shang Xilou said, pulling out the light energy jackknife tied to his calf.

Luo Tuotuo was so excited that he rummaged through the box twice, silently applauding his plan to kill two birds with one stone, and began to brew emotions, wanting to be wronged, very wronged.

There was a loud bang, and immediately afterwards, the box where Luo Tuotuo was was pushed out, and was hit by heavy objects seven or eight times in the process.Luo Tuotuo rummaged around in the box again, feeling a little deluded.

Luo Tuotuo didn't react until the continuous explosion sounded.

Huo Feng!

One-eyed Huo!

He didn't put guns on the boat at all, and even if Shang Xilou really broke the contract to prevent Kela from leaving the gravel zone, or to attack Kela when he left the gravel zone, he didn't intend to tear up the ticket.Because he wasn't afraid of the gun at all, getting the gun out would not only reveal that he had a heaven-defying recovery ability just like the star thief Tuotuo, but it might also hurt Shang Xilou.

In the end, no matter how embarrassing and painful things Shang Xilou did, he didn't want to hurt Shang Xilou.

Luo Tuotuo was no longer romantic. He tore off the handcuffs, tore off the seal on his mouth, and shouted, "West building? West building!"

No sound.

The boxes were all deformed by the impact, which shows how powerful the explosion was just now.There is not only this one cargo box in this cabin, but it is full of cargo boxes. With such an explosion, Shangxilou might be squeezed into a pulp by the cargo boxes.

Luo Tuotuo couldn't care about anything else, the crystal energy was transformed into light energy, and the light blade immediately appeared in his hand.

A hole was opened in the box, and Luo Tuotuo quickly got out.

"West building? West building." Surrounded by crowded cargo boxes, it was a mess. Even though the cabin was falling apart, it was still a mess.

Luo Tuotuo looked down sharply, and a familiar figure appeared in front of him.

Chancery was sinking, his oxygen mask had been knocked askew, and his scuba was missing.The person fell into a coma and was sinking into the sea rapidly.

Luo Tuotuo rushed over fiercely, grabbed Shang Xilou's shoulder, and then felt something strange.

Misplaced, Shang Xilou's shoulder was injured.

Luo Tuotuo didn't have time to be distressed, he put his arms around Shang Xilou and swam quickly.

Above is the broken hull, and he needs to take a long detour to swim to the surface.He didn't know if Shang Xilou could hold on, so he could only swim as fast as possible.

Luo Tuotuo broke through the water and lifted Shangxilou up.

Shang Xilou's head rested on Luo Tuotuo's shoulder, and his whole body was limp.

Luo Tuotuo turned his head and looked around, he saw a rapidly approaching ship and a person he didn't want to see.

"You really saved him." Huo Feng held up a light gun and was aiming at Shang Xilou's head.

"I will kill you." Luo Tuotuo hugged Shang Xilou tightly, with a cold and calm expression.