Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Sunlight poured in from the window, shining on the smooth side face.

Luo Tuotuo waved his hand at the screen and said with a smile, "Good afternoon, dinner is time."

-What are we eating today?

- Are you full today?

- Have you received the instant noodles?

The barrage is not very dense, only occupying the upper half of the screen.For a bronze vip, it's already pretty good.There are five grades of signed spokespersons for Super Flash Life, bronze, silver, gold, diamond, and king.

The lowest-level bronze vip can only do 2D live broadcast, and can only accept text barrage.However, as long as the number of fans reaches 5, it can be upgraded to a silver VIP, which can accept voice barrage, and voice barrage is charged, and it is in the form of auction, because only one post can be sent per minute.

Luo Tuotuo was very serious when he watched the barrage. This is a character design he made for himself. It is cute and fresh. As for the iceberg beauty, he can't play it.

"There are many kinds of cakes for today. I'm making them, and I say I'm full, but I'm sure I won't be full." Luo Tuotuo said, poignantly pursed his lips, and said, "I haven't collected the instant noodles yet, but the warehouse I was notified over there. Thank you, I will post a video for you to watch after eating."

Bronze VIP can only broadcast live for half an hour a day, and the bronze time of the food section is from 11:11 to [-]:[-]. Most people have not started eating, so there is no such thing as the beauty of having lunch with their favorite broadcasters.Only true fans will come to watch. Fortunately, because of the popularity of Ginza Big Eater, there are still many true fans of Luo Tuotuo.

As soon as Luo Tuotuo replied three barrages, the courier who delivered the cakes came.

Luo Tuotuo took over the ten huge cake boxes, and his entire upper body was immediately blocked. Fortunately, he had an excellent sense of direction, even though his eyes were dark, he still returned to the table smoothly.

Luo Tuotuo put down the cake box, and saw a piece of 666 on the barrage.

-Every time I see Tuotuo holding the fast food box that blocks his face and returning to the table briskly, I feel like I am watching acrobatics.

"I'm not walking fast, I just want to eat quickly." Luo Tuotuo put down the cake box, then completely ignored the barrage and started eating cakes.

Hanging stove cakes with a diameter of one meter, scallion pancakes, big pancakes, red bean paste cakes, potato cakes, pork cakes, etc., quickly disappeared in Luo Tuotuo's extremely sincere eating.

Why do you say that Luo Tuotuo eats sincerely?It is because he is really eating, completely abandoning all kinds of eating in the image class, and eating in an extremely real and natural way.

The way to eat is also very simple, open your mouth and tear off a piece of cake, then close your mouth to chew and swallow it.

- Aww, squirrel off.

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-Focus on dental care for one light year

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After Luo Tuotuo finished eating a piece of cake, he saw that the counting gentleman played 10.He blinked and said, "Then I will eat 9 bites of the next cake."

After finishing speaking, Luo Tuo took off to eat the next one.

Just like this, it was reduced bite by bite, and it was the turn of the last cake.

- I just had a hallucination, as if someone ate a Big Mac mustard pie in 2 bites.

- mouthful mouthful mouthful mouthful

-There is nothing in this world that I can't do, come on, take a bite of stuffy pie.

Luo Tuotuo looked at the barrage and grinned, "The live broadcast will end in 10 minutes, so I'll eat this one slowly."

Then, when everyone was expecting Luo Tuotuo to eat the whole cake in one bite, Luo Tuotuo ate slowly, tore off a small piece of cake and put it in his mouth, savored it carefully, and then swallowed it.

-...

- we are being played

-Sure enough, silly white sweet is black when cut open

"One last bite, see you tomorrow." At the last second of the live broadcast, Luo Tuotuo stuffed the last piece of pie into his mouth and made a two-pointed gesture to the screen.

After the live broadcast was over, Luo Tuotuo quickly packed up his things and ran out of the super shiny live broadcast building.He is still just a super flashy little Xiami, and he only has a small live broadcast room in the bronze area of ​​the live broadcast building, but the location is not bad, facing the window, the light is always good.This is also the benefit for him to follow the director of the food section.

In the interstellar era, there are no buses anymore. Public suspension vehicles are everywhere, unmanned, and you can get on by swiping a card, which is convenient and fast.However, in order to restore the true appearance of Tokyo, New Tokyo built a Shinkansen.That is, the subway, but it has no practical value, it is specially used for sightseeing, and the subway stations are all snack streets.

Luo Tuotuo's destination was the snack street. He got off at Shinjuku Station, picked up the takeaway that he had just ordered, then went up to the ground, and called a public suspension vehicle.

It was less than 12 o'clock, and the streets of New Tokyo were already a bit congested, but the spare lane opened soon, and Luo Tuotuo successfully arrived at the headquarters of the Shang Group, the 33-story office building known as the tip of the pyramid, before [-] o'clock. .

When the guard saw Luo Tuotuo coming in, he swiped his card neatly and helped Luo Tuotuo get out of the door.

Luo Tuotuo nodded politely to the guard: "Thank you."

The doorman quickly waved his hand, seeing that he still has some eyesight, he can't let Luo Tuotuo make a call, and then watch the president personally come down to pick Luo Tuotuo upstairs.

Luo Tuotuo took the elevator to the 33rd floor and rushed into the president's office.

"Mr. Shang, eat lunch quickly, or it will get cold."

Shang Xilou was talking to the legal adviser when the door of the office was knocked open, and a person rushed in hurriedly.

The legal advisor had met Luo Tuotuo, but he was still amazed.Luo Tuotuo ran all the way, the bangs on his forehead were a little wet, and his face was flushed, looking vivid and dazzling.

"Mr. Shang, I'll come back in the afternoon." The legal advisor quickly got up, nodded towards Shang Xilou, and left the office.

It has to be said that Shang Xilou not only knows current affairs, but also the people under him know how to advance and retreat.

"Should I knock on the door?" Luo Tuotuo looked at the legal adviser leaving, pretending to be embarrassed.

Shang Xilou smiled helplessly, and waved at Luo Tuotuo, "Forget it, food is important."

"I'll say it too." Luo Tuotuo said, and put the things in his hand in front of Shangxi Building, then dragged the chair opposite the desk to the back of the desk, placed it next to Shangxi Building, and sat down by himself go up. "I bought udon noodles, tempura and taiyaki today, do you like it?"

Luo Tuotuo said while opening the lunch box.

"I like it." Shang Xilou said with a smile.

Shang Xilou said he likes it, not because he likes these foods, but because he likes Luo Tuotuo's act of running to buy them for him.When Luo Tuotuo went shopping for the first time, he said that he had eaten all these things, so he didn't need to buy them specially.

However, Luo Tuotuo narrowed his big eyes and smiled sweetly, "But I like to buy it for you, and I feel very happy."

Shang Xilou didn't even know how he felt at the time, he just remembered that his mind went blank, and he opened his mouth to accept the sushi that Luo Tuotuo handed over.As a result, the thick layer of wasabi was so hot that his tears flowed, and the image of the president was completely lost.

Shang Xilou took a bite of udon noodles first, it was still warm and comfortable.

"Is it delicious?" Luo Tuotuo stared at Shang Xilou's chopsticks and asked eagerly.He absolutely can't help it. Although eating human food can't maintain his body functions, the taste and instant satisfaction after eating it are engraved in the DNA sequence and are part of his special feelings as a human being.

Shang Xilou hooked the corner of his lower lip helplessly, picked out a noodle and sent it to Luo Tuotuo's mouth.

Luo Tuotuo opened his mouth to eat, chewing happily.

"Delicious." Luo Tuotuo said, stretched out his hand to twist a piece of tempura, and brought it to Shang Xilou's mouth, "Eat this."

Shang Xilou took a bite, but didn't finish it, "Try it too, this is sliced ​​lotus root, there seems to be only one."

"Really?" Luo Tuotuo stuffed the remaining half of lotus root slices into his mouth, crackling.

Shang Xilou swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said again, "This assorted tempura, there is only one dish of each kind."

"That's it, it's so interesting." Luo Tuotuo said, twisted another piece, took a bite himself, and handed it to Shang Xilou, "Eggplant."

Shang Xilou took it, nodded, and said after eating, "It's eggplant."

"Eating without speaking" is poisonous, why not be so rigid.

Luo Tuotuo felt that sooner or later he would tear Shangxilou over, and he was tired of watching such a rigid life all the time.

The two of you ate the tempura one bite at a time, then settled the udon noodles, and finally the taiyaki was left.

Unfortunately, there are four taiyaki in a box, Shang Xilou ate three, and Luo Tuotuo ate one.

"Are you full?" Luo Tuotuo asked Shang Xilou.

"Well, how about you, are you ready?" Shang Xilou asked Luo Tuotuo with a smile, because he knew that Luo Tuotuo would never be full.

Luo Tuotuo shook his head with a smile, obviously eating well.

"Are you still going in the afternoon?" Shang Xilou actually doesn't like Luo Tuotuo's class in Chaoshan, but he prefers that Luo Tuotuo is here to accompany him.It's not for any reason, it just feels that Luo Tuotuo is more angry when he is in the office.

"I'm going, I have to go to class." Luo Tuotuo said, and he had already stood up, "I'll bring you the limited edition cherry blossom cheese and confectionery in Ginza tonight."

Shang Xilou nodded with a smile: "Then I'll wait for you to come over, and we'll go back together."

Luo Tuotuo grinned, walked away, and left a lunch box at the desk for Shang Xilou to pack.

The class in the afternoon was very boring, Luo Tuotuo played with the optical computer without listening, and the information displayed on the optical computer was the information he stole from the crystal energy factory.Ignore the difficult parts and only read the understandable parts.

During the break between classes, Luo Tuotuo picked up instant noodles from fans, took them to the restaurant and asked the chef to cook them for him, and then sat in the back kitchen and recorded a video of eating instant noodles.

"Every time I watch you eat, it's like fast-forwarding." The chef taught Luo Tuotuo cooking skills, and he is quite familiar with Luo Tuotuo.

Luo Tuotuo swallowed a mouthful of noodles, and said with a smile, "That's just right, there is no need to speed up the recording and broadcasting."

After eating a large bowl of instant noodles in 10 minutes, Luo Tuotuo posted the video on the homepage, without even matching the music, and went back to class.

At this time, the fans who saw the video couldn't help but sigh for the nth time, I'm so authentic when I take off.

Xiao Ren looked at the original video in front of him, and was very entangled.

More than a month has passed since the last attack, and the Jingneng factory has largely recovered.Except that Ludwig stayed as the security captain, and he was promoted to the director of the logistics department.

He is very sure of being promoted to the director of the logistics department, but he is a little uneasy that the follow-up progress is so smooth.Mainly the Avengers at the morgue understood that it was a woman who came for him.After some trials and negotiations, the two finally reached an agreement, and the woman gave him a sum of money to take the mermaids to be hidden in the sea.

Xiao Ren himself didn't want to take the money, and the money was distributed to a few of his employees.Those few employees were a little bit intent on driving ducks to the shelves, and didn't really want to do murder, but they wouldn't dare to violate the rules as soon as Xiao Ren said it.But after being threatened with death by a woman and taking money, he knew to keep his mouth shut.Otherwise, you will have to go with the people in the front and back department as companions.

Everything seemed fine. After Assistant Cui left, the bullying of the mermaid did not happen again.The main reason is that Factory Director Liao very much dislikes the relationship between humans and mermaids, and thinks that there is no difference between Japanese and pigs, which is the loss of human nature.Xiao Ren, on the other hand, has always advocated that mermaids and humans should be encouraged to fall in love, marry and even have children on the premise of voluntary, thinking that the conversion rate of mermaids born in this way should be reduced.As long as the conversion rate of mermaids decreases, the threat will also decrease, and the treatment they receive will increase.Unfortunately, Director Liao scoffed at his proposal and didn't even want to hear it.

Xiao Ren also gradually gave up doing this experiment during Liao's tenure as factory director, because now the mermaid will not be killed arbitrarily, and he will wait a few years for the factory director to change.He can mention this experiment again, and if it succeeds, the mermaid will really be liberated.

However, the appearance of Luo Tuotuo disrupted all this.

Only after Xiao Ren mentioned the director, he has the right to access the Internet. He has not been online for a long time, so he is naturally a little excited.So I browsed the websites of each city for a long time, and finally found the video of Ginza Big Stomach King.After watching it, everyone was dumbfounded.

Lotto?Didn't expect the avenger in the morgue to be Luo Tuotuo?But thinking this way does explain why Luo Tuo and the Avengers appeared at the same time.But he had seen the photos of Luo Tuotuo, and he was really different from the Avengers, with more than one set of genetic sequences missing.

But since Luo Tuotuo is the avenger, is that woman sent by Luo Tuotuo?Why didn't you say it at the beginning?

With this question in mind, Xiao Ren tested the woman.The woman was mysterious and unwilling to reveal it.

It's not good for Xiao Ren to keep asking, as long as the woman can ensure the safety of the mermaids, it's fine for him to meet a few of the mermaids regularly to confirm.

But why did Luo Tuotuo want to become an internet celebrity, no, or rather, become a spokesperson.

He himself is a merman, doesn't he know?In case of encountering water, the tail is exposed.What will happen when all human beings know about the existence of mermaids.

Xiao Ren watched Luo Tuotuo eat the noodles wheezingly, and pulled his hair anxiously.This out-of-the-ordinary avenger probably just wanted to expose the mermaid.

Just as Xiao Ren was racking his brains to simulate what might happen after the exposure of the mermaid, his door was pushed open.

"Lucy!" Xiao Ren slapped the table and stood up.Ludwig really went too far. Taking advantage of the security captain's authority to enter and exit the staff dormitory at will, he entered his room without even knocking on the door.