Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Luo Tuotuo used the communication device to send a message to his little brother, and there were three very short words "Come and stand by", followed by his current coordinates.

After sending the message, Luo Tuotuo started to do math.

Shangxilou's itinerary is to arrive at Seagull Base this morning, take a short rest after lunch at noon, and then go to the planet where the new energy factory is located.Now that Shangxilou arrives earlier and can rest in the morning, it is likely that they will leave after lunch. That is to say, the earliest possible departure time of Shangxilou is one o’clock in the afternoon.And now it was 10 o'clock in the morning, and he hadn't found the seagull base yet.

Luo Tuotuo made a three-point comparison to himself, which meant that he had to find the Seagull Base and Shangxi Building within three hours.

What a daunting task, he needs a detailed action plan.

Luo Tuotuo leaned leisurely inside the mining vehicle and let the mining vehicle drive straight forward.That's right, the course of action Luo Tuotuo chose was to try his luck.However, he still chose the most likely direction to try his luck, which is the opposite direction from where the butterfly landed.He believed that if the butterfly passed over the seagull base, it would be impossible to land unscathed.

Two hours later, it turned out that Luo Tuotuo was very lucky, and he hit the protective wall.Obviously there was nothing in front of him, but the car was lifted by a huge force, and Luo Tuo was ejected.

Luo Tuotuo rolled several times on the ground before he stabilized his figure.Luo Tuotuo stood up, dusted off his clothes, and walked into the protective wall to observe.The very high-end projection protection wall, even at the moment of being hit, did not have large-scale loopholes, and still projected a protective screen that fully blended into the environment.

Luo Tuotuo did not force his way through the protective wall, but lifted the mining vehicle up and sat on it again.Although the projected scene is very realistic, there are still loopholes.For example, ants, or ant-like animals.When Luo Tuotuo fell down, he found that many ants would accidentally hit the wall and be electrocuted into coke.Luo Tuotuo observed the place where the ants circled, and drove the mining vehicle around the protective cover.After more than half an hour, I saw the gate of Seagull Base.

Find the gate and you'll be fine.Luo Tuotuo was still wearing the special operations uniform of the Asian Fleet, with the logo of the USS Morrow on his chest, and he just walked in swaggeringly.It was also because the soldiers of the Morrow just came back, so the brother guarding the gate didn't have any doubts, and just asked, "Why did you come back?"

"I accidentally fell and tore the crotch of the uniform, so I went back and changed into the combat uniform." Luo Tuotuo explained naturally.

"It's hard for you too, didn't you hurt your balls?" The brother guarding the gate asked jokingly.

"My face hurts from the fall." Luo Tuotuo said, pointing to the gas mask he was wearing.

"Haha, you're quite beautiful. We don't have women here, so what's the use of being handsome." The brother guarding the gate laughed.

"I'm always ready." Luo Tuotuo said, waved his hand, and walked into the base.The brother who guards the door is still laughing behind him.

After entering the seagull base, it was not easy for Luo Tuotuo to wear a gas mask all the time.Wearing the special combat uniform that would only be worn in wartime is already very conspicuous, and wearing a gas mask, it is simply 300 taels of silver here.He couldn't tell the doorman what he explained every time he saw someone.So he took off his mask, lowered his head slightly, and chose a path with few people in a low-key manner.

Seagull Base is a purely military base, except for military equipment and personnel dormitories, there is only one guest house.Therefore, Luo Tuotuo didn't have to find the way hard, and went straight to the guest house, only with his eyes, he found that only the two rooms in the middle on the second floor were occupied.

The security of the guest house was not very strict, there was only one guard at the main entrance, and Luo Tuotuo went around to the side of the guest house, and easily opened the safe escape door with the master key.Go up to the second floor, and then start ordering troops, and knock on the door of whichever room you plan to order.

But just as he started, a room opened, and a man in a suit and leather shoes appeared at the door.

"Yo, we really have a good understanding." Luo Tuotuo jumped in front of Shang Xilou with a smile.

Shang Xilou looked at Luo Tuotuo, his face turned blue, "You really are omnipotent."

"Who says it's not." Luo Tuotuo has always been dismissive of hypocritical modesty.He pushed Shang Xilou into the room again, closed and locked the door, "Okay, tell me your next itinerary."

Shang Xilou's itinerary this time was kept secret. After arriving at the Seagull base, the personnel from the new energy factory notified him of the next specific itinerary.

"I'm going to take a nap, and then take the shuttle to the new energy factory." The person who came to receive him did not disclose the name and specific location of the planet where the new energy factory is located.

"Oh." Luo Tuotuo nodded.Requires a shuttle ride, which means crossing the near-Earth jump point.Most of the jump points are in space, and very few are inside the planet's atmosphere.Not only are there few, but they are also very unstable. It is easy to have accidents when crossing such a near-earth jump point.So it is necessary to take a professional shuttle. Of course, the starship can also do it, but it needs to be equipped with special shuttle equipment.No wonder Shang Xilou has to transit at Seagull Base instead of directly at Seagull Harbor.

"Why are you so interested in new energy sources?" Shang Xilou asked suddenly.

"Oh? Are you concerned about me?" Luo Tuotuo was so excited that his face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

"Probably." Shang Xilou smiled calmly and gracefully.

Luo Tuotuo raised his eyebrows, feeling a little weird, but he still answered Shang Xilou's question truthfully, "New energy, it's very powerful at first glance, if I can get it, maybe I can overthrow the federal government and become an emperor. road."

Shang Xilou twitched the corners of his mouth, facing Luo Tuotuo, curiosity was completely superfluous.

Luo Tuotuo tilted his head: "Then I'm leaving, see you later. Okay."

Luo Tuotuo finished speaking and left the room.

Luo Tuotuo left the hotel, it was impossible for him to follow Shangxi upstairs to the shuttle.If you want to go up, there is only one way, pretending to be the captain, or some other random person.

For Luo Tuotuo, touching the tarmac was as simple as eating a popsicle, so I won't go into details.

There is now a shuttle machine parked on the tarmac, with a slogan painted on it, "Develop and open up new energy sources, create income and create benefits for the future", it is telling Luo Tuotuo brightly that Shangxi Building is going to take this one, hurry up Rob.

Luo Tuotuo hid himself on the landing gear of the shuttle, and after waiting for a while, two men in military uniforms came over and boarded the shuttle.Luo Tutuo clicked his tongue. It was difficult for two people to drive. He pretended to be one of them, and then sat face to face with the other in the cockpit. How could he not be recognized.

Luo Tuotuo rolled his eyes, thinking about it.He jumped off the landing gear, hurried to the door of the shuttle, and shouted, "Captain, can I trouble you."

The captain who had already entered the cockpit heard the voice, walked out, and asked, "What's the matter, who are you?"

Luo Tuotuo scratched the back of his head, and said embarrassedly, "I sneaked in. I have a friend who works in a new energy factory. I want to ask you to bring me something. Please, his birthday is tomorrow, and my birthday is a few years old." Didn't celebrate his birthday."

The captain is a serious blond uncle. He frowned and glanced at Luo Tuotuo. After finally getting off the shuttle, he stretched out his hand to Luo Tuotuo, "Bring it, I can only hand it to the person over there for you. I don’t care if I don’t hand it over to you.”

"Okay, okay," Luo Tuotuo said, quickly pulled out the light gun, and sent a tranquilizer bomb to the captain.Then he quickly picked up the captain and dragged him to a hidden position.He stripped off the captain's clothes, put them on himself, and told the co-pilot that he was going to the bathroom.

Luo Tuotuo changed the captain into a combat uniform, and threw the captain into the corner of the cargo compartment of the shuttle. This time, only a few people were on board, and the cargo compartment would not be used.

After hiding the good guy, Luo Tuotuo hid in the toilet, and no matter what the co-pilot called, he just refused to go out, claiming that he had diarrhea.In the end, when it was time to depart, he said that he really couldn't go, and he had already agreed with the dispatcher to replace him. The co-pilot had no choice but to stop calling him.

After finishing all this, Luo Tuotuo easily left the toilet, lowered his military cap, and got on the shuttle.

"You are?" The co-pilot was a little taken aback when he saw Luo Tuotuo.

"I'm a fighter pilot, a young man who was captured." Luo Tuotuo said, shrugging his shoulders, "I'm only talking about changing people now, and I can't find anyone."

The co-pilot's face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he muttered something secretly, probably complaining about the captain, but he didn't suspect Luo Tuotuo, so he just accepted the captain's diarrhea, so he changed to a half-baked partner to partner with him.

Soon, Shang Xilou, three staff who received him, and two guards boarded the shuttle.

Luo Tuotuo sat in the cockpit and could only see Shang Xilou through the camera.On the surface, Shang Xilou was chatting with the three receptionists, but in fact he was observing the two guards. Obviously, he felt that Luo Tuotuo was pretending to be a guard.

Luo Tuotuo hooked the corners of his lips, he is not that stupid.

The co-pilot drove the shuttle into the air. Less than 5 minutes after lift-off, he made a jump and crossed a near-earth jump point.

Luo Tuotuo frowned slightly, the jumping point was actually directly above the Seagull Base, it seemed that the Seagull Base was to guard this jumping point.Luo Tuotuo has already confirmed that the so-called new energy factory is the crystal energy factory.No wonder for so many years, there is no news of any crystal energy factory, the extremely rare near-earth jumping point, the guards of the entire base, it is definitely not an ordinary person, such as him.

After passing through the jumping point, the shuttle arrived at the sky above a blue planet.Unlike the blue of the earth, this planet is pure, completely blue.From outside the atmosphere, there is not even land to be found.

The shuttle entered the atmosphere, and everything seemed to be going well.At this moment, Luo Tuotuo realized something was wrong.

There seemed to be a quarrel in the cabin, and Shang Xilou looked extremely angry, accusing the usher in an astonishing manner.

"Since the new energy has the possibility of exploding? Why didn't you mention it to me before I came here." Shang Xilou roared in a suppressed voice, like a roaring lion.

"This, we just said that it is possible, but in fact, this kind of thing did not happen." The receptionist hurriedly explained, with a look of trepidation.

"It's possible that there is such a dangerous energy that is really sold to civilians. In case of an accident, who will be responsible?" Shang Xilou glared at the receptionist, shook his hand, and turned around angrily.

Luo Tuotuo jumped up suddenly, the position where Shang Xilou was standing was too dangerous, there was a pedal behind it, which was used to open the hatch.If stepped on, the first lock of the hatch will disengage.

Luo Tuotuo walked to the door of the cockpit, opened the door and reminded, "Don't back up, be careful with the pedals."

As soon as Luo Tuotuo finished speaking, Shang Xilou stopped in his tracks and said calmly, "It's him."

The yellow laser hit Luo Tuotuo without even leaving a trace in the air.Luo Tuotuo reacted quickly and rushed towards Shangxilou, but Shangxilou had already passed that position when he stopped.

But Luo Tuotuo didn't want to catch Shang Xilou, he wanted to open the cabin door.Luo Tuotuo quickly unlocked the three locks of the cabin door, but no matter how fast he was, his body was still punched with seven or eight holes.

The howling wind rushed into the cabin door, and Luo Tuotuo jumped out without hesitation, the blood on the wound scattered, and red flowers bloomed in the air.

The people in the cabin were obviously prepared and would not stop attacking just because Luo Tuotuo jumped away. The heavily armed soldiers were stuck at the cabin door, shooting at Luo Tuotuo uninterruptedly.

Luo Tuotuo felt that he might have become a puddle of flesh.

but it does not matter.

Luo Tuo fell into a sea, and the sea water was like a gentle hand, instantly calming the severe pain all over his body.