Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

In a corner of the interstellar world, on an asteroid covered by bright nebulae, a dirty, ugly, and disgusting black market auction is going on.

The auction was organized by a star thief nicknamed Rattlesnake. He was originally an economic prisoner serving his sentence in an interstellar prison.Later, I hooked up with a few robbers and murderers in the prison, escaped from prison and went to the stars and seas. I bought a boat but didn't dare to rob, so I started the business of buying and selling, and even started a black market auction after it became bigger.

A few years ago, star robbers were still a new species in the interstellar era, and very few held black market auctions. Rattlesnake made a lot of money by relying on the method of soliciting money without any face at all.It's a pity that there were more and more black market auctions later on, and his business became worse and worse. Recently, he was targeted by the notorious Luo Tuotuo.

This time was his last chance, he took out all his old books, and specially chose an extremely remote place, and believed that Luo Tuotuo would never find him again.

Speaking of which, he didn't know what kind of bad luck he had suffered in a hundred lifetimes. He somehow got into trouble with that evil star.

Thinking of this, the rattlesnake spat hard, Luo Tuotuo, let's wait and see.

After venting his grievances, Rattlesnake turned his attention to the auction site. It can be seen from the monitoring that the auction has already started.

The host is frantically promoting a mysterious product, saying that it is a unique gemstone in the world, and there is no second one in the entire galaxy.

The buyers in the auction booth were all aroused, shouting and urging the host not to be a fool, and to show things quickly.

The host enjoyed it and dragged on for a while, seeing that the enthusiasm of the sponsors was completely mobilized, then walked to the middle of the stage, held the rope, and pretended not to announce the products immediately.

At this moment, a golden-red laser fell from the sky, accompanied by a loud bang, the entire auction hall was shaken.The host let out a scream and fell to the ground.

The roof of the auction hall was blasted open, and a group of people cheered and jumped down.

The rattlesnake stood up abruptly and exclaimed, "Luotuo!"

"Who allowed you to call me by my name?" A cold and hoarse voice sounded from behind, causing the Rattlesnake's legs to go limp in fright, and he fell directly to the ground.

The rattlesnake turned its head tremblingly, looking towards the corner where the sound came from.

A person was leaning against the wall, the darkness seemed to merge with the shadows.

The man laughed, took two steps forward very leisurely, and appeared in a bright place.

When he didn't see the real person, he could still say that his movements were chic, but when he saw the real person, even his perfect posture was ruined by the terrifying appearance.

Luo Tuotuo, who was known as the number one king of star robbers, was a man so ugly that he could shake the world and weep ghosts and gods.

Luo Tuotuo's stature was fairly tall, but he was hunched over. Even wearing the most popular military trench coat this year, he still looked like a monkey in human hair.There is a pair of sunglasses pinned to his dry green hair, which makes people wish that the sunglasses were worn on the bridge of the nose, so that they can cover his dull gray pupils and cloudy yellow whites.

Luo Tuotuo walked up to the rattlesnake, bent slightly, tilted his head, and grinned, revealing a row of jagged yellow teeth.

"The snake is big, you have heard of your name for a long time." Luo Tuotuo's hoarse voice was full of joy.

Rattlesnake swallowed, and said calmly, "Let me understand."

"Oh, okay." Luo Tuotuo said, straightening his body that couldn't even stand up straight, and looking around the command room, "I heard that among the items you are auctioning this time, there is a pair of underwear of the richest man in the universe. I want."

"What did you say?" Rattlesnake didn't seem to understand.

"I said, Shangxilou's underwear." Luo Tuotuo turned to the rattlesnake again, his face turned from sunny to cloudy, very impatient.

"How could there be such a thing, who would buy that kind of thing." Rattlesnake said with twinkling eyes.

"No, then I'm sorry." Luo Tuotuo said, pulling out the light gun at his waist neatly.

"Wait! Yes! I have!" cried the Rattlesnake.

As the Rattlesnake spoke, he took out a strawberry-patterned packaging bag from his pocket, which contained a pair of dark blue underwear.I got this panty completely by accident, some waiter stole it from some swimsuit party.The reason why Rattlesnake acquired the underwear was to sell him to the original owner.

No one likes their underwear to fall into the hands of perverts, presumably the richest man in the universe is no exception.Then, in order to ensure that his underwear will not be collected by any pervert, the richest man in the interstellar world will definitely be willing to spend a small amount of money to redeem his underwear.

Luo Tuotuo took the strawberry packaging bag, took out the underwear inside and looked at it, then nodded, put the underwear back into the packaging bag, put the packaging bag into his pocket, and then patted the pocket with satisfaction.

"That's it for today, see you next time." Luo Tuotuo said, turning around to leave.

"Wait, Luo Tuotuo, why on earth are you killing me?" Rattlesnake yelled, he really didn't understand why Luo Tuotuo only robbed him of so many auctions.

Luo Tuotuo stopped in his tracks, turned his head and smiled at the rattlesnake, "15 years ago, there was an auction, and you sold the position of a rescue cabin to Niujiao, right?"

"What? What did you say?" Rattlesnake had done so many wicked things that he could remember them all.What's more, many of them were not done by him himself, but by his subordinates in accordance with his business philosophy.

Luo Tuotuo curled his lips, too lazy to talk to the rattlesnake, and walked away.

Luo Tuotuo always remembered the explosion. Although the gun was placed by the bull's horn, how the gun was put there was very puzzling.Such a big barren star, how did the horns know where their rescue pods are parked?Someone had obviously told him.What I told him was only the auction that provided pick-up service for Shangxilou, and the behind-the-scenes boss of that auction was Rattlesnake.

Niujiao has long been out of shape by Luo Tuotuo's revenge. Luo Tuotuo has been a little busy in the past few years, so he found the rattlesnake again and took revenge as the target of hatred.

Of course, while retaliating, you can also grab some supplies, killing two birds with one stone.After all, Luo Tuotuo had hundreds of younger brothers, and it took a lot of money to raise them.

Luo Tuotuo walked away smartly, but the rattlesnake could only hammer the floor angrily, but as he hammered, he laughed again.

Who said he could only be beaten, this time, he finally took revenge.

He mixed a locator into this sale, and the locator would call the reporting hotline of the Interstellar Police Headquarters every half an hour to send Luo Tuotuo's location.

Luo Tuotuo, just wait, this time you are dead.

At this time, Luo Tuotuo was counting his spoils.All kinds of rare treasures and ore resources were sorted into the warehouse, and the younger brother who managed the warehouse quickly calculated the value. Luo Tuotuo looked at the string of numbers and was very satisfied.He can get some new weapons and equipment again.

After counting the trophies, Luo Tuotuo went back to his room, lying on his huge round water bed, took out the strawberry packaging bag in his pocket, and dangled it in his hand.

After shaking for a while, he threw the strawberry packaging bag on the bed and turned on the optical brain.

The headline of today's financial website is still Shangxilou. Shangxilou has recently contracted the government's new energy project. He is a high-quality rich man highly respected by the government.Several interviews he had previously recorded were taken out and cut into various videos for repeated publicity.

Watching Shangxilou's video, Luo Tuotuo never opened the barrage, because he didn't want to see Shangxilou's wives frantically swiping "husband" and then blocking his husband's face.

In the past, he was still an ignorant and innocent little mermaid.Now, he is the most wanted criminal known to everyone in the entire galaxy.

Luo Tuotuo reached out and touched his withered face, and clicked his tongue. Not only was he a wanted criminal internally, but he was also a wanted criminal externally.After being dehydrated for so many years, I almost turned into a mummy.

In fact, he knows that as long as he eats enough mermaid candy and supplements with crystal energy, he will probably be able to return to the peak of his appearance, with a peerless beauty and a prosperous beauty.But what's the use of that.He didn't stand next to Shang Xilou, who was handsome and imposing on TV, he was begging for life in the cracks, and a squashed face was suitable.

But if you restore your appearance, standing next to Shang Xilou, it should be very suitable.

There is a price for not being ignorant anymore, and that is to clearly realize that what existed between him and Shang Xilou back then may burst out the sweetness of love.

It's a pity that love was stillborn, and Shang Xilou thought he was dead, and he hasn't had a love partner for so many years.And he mixed in with the wives in Shangxilou, so he could only commit nympho on the Internet.

A loud bang woke Luo Tuotuo who was in a melancholy mood.He turned his head and roared ferociously at the younger brother who charged in.

"Want to die?"

The younger brother who wanted to die bit the bullet and reported: "Boss, there is a star dog."

Luo Tuotuo turned over and jumped up, "What's the number."

"Brother Kela asked me to tell you, Ming Xuran." Said the younger brother who wanted to die.

"Fucking Ming Xuran, push your nose on your face!" Luo Tuotuo waved his hands fiercely, with a fierce look on his face.Ming Xuran is from the Pangu Star Police Headquarters, so he doesn't care about the star robbers at all, but he is extremely obsessed with himself, and has to get involved in every pursuit.What made Luo Tuotuo most irritable was that Ming Xuran was very capable, causing him heavy losses several times and almost being caught.

Luo Tuotuo rushed to the bridge and commanded the Fake to meet the enemy.

Ming Xu led a mecha squad, which moved quickly but had limited firepower.

After some deployment, Luo Tuotuo asked his number one younger brother Kela, "How does the star dog know our coordinates."

"It's the batch of rattlesnakes, and there's a locator mixed in." Kela lowered his head, and it was his negligence that he didn't find out the locator when it was put into the warehouse.Even if he realized something was wrong immediately after the police chased him, it was already too late.

"Wash the toilet for me for a year!" Just as Luo Tuotuo finished speaking, the public channel rang, "Luo Tuotuo, you won't be able to escape this time, right? Surrender obediently, and I'll let you choose a way to die that you like. "

Luo Tuotuo sneered, turned around and ran towards the mecha cabin, and retorted while running, "Then I will choose to die on your wife's bed."

"You'd better die today." Ming Xu let out a loud shout, and led the mech squad to attack the Faker.

Luo Tuotuo rushed to his mech, jumped out of the cockpit with two vertical jumps, and was about to sit in the driver's seat, but was stopped by someone.

"Boss, it can't be done. "Willful" was punched by Ming Xuran a while ago, and it hasn't been repaired yet." The engineer tightly hugged Luo Tuotuo's feet, preventing him from entering the mech.

Luo Tuotuo kicked off the engineer unceremoniously, and got into his mecha "willfulness".