Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

A financial reporter once asked Shang Xilou such a question: What is it like to be born into a wealthy family?

Shang Xilou's answer is: a very ordinary life experience.

Of course, it's not that Shang Xilou wants to pretend to be X, it's really that he doesn't know the sufferings of the world, and he has no interest in the sufferings of the world, and accepts his free life without worrying about food and clothing.

Of course, he accepted the troubles and troubles involved, and he has always dealt with it very well.For example, receiving piles of presents on his birthday, although he has no interest, he still takes it seriously.

"Sir, where do you put this courier?" The courier stood at the door and pointed to the huge gift box carried by two colleagues behind him.

It was a square gift box with a side length of about 1.2 meters, a golden box, a red ribbon, and a golden "Happy Birthday" on the ribbon. Obviously, it was a birthday present.

Shang Xilou glanced at the already full living room, and calmly signaled the courier to put the box in the entrance.

After the courier left, Shang Xilou skillfully took off the electronic greeting card on the box, pressed his fingerprint on it, and read the information on it.

The cheap voice rang out immediately, first there was a seriously out-of-tune happy birthday song, and then a coquettish blessing, "Happy birthday, a unique gift for the unique you, I will always be Yu Fei who loves you the most Fly, mua~".

Shang Xilou calmly threw the greeting card into the trash can, and was noncommittal to Qin Yufei's disgusting tone, and did not expect any surprise gifts from the other party.

Although Qin Yufei was his childhood friend, but this person has been a joke since he was a child, lacking in IQ and EQ, he often creates a mess and asks Shang Xilou to clean it up.Shang Xilou was also destined to have such a nemesis, no matter how much he could hide, he could only accept his fate in the end.

Shang Xilou ignored the huge gift and continued to open the small box he had just opened halfway.The exquisite wrapping paper was thrown into the trash can, the box with the elegant logo was opened, and a diamond-encrusted watch appeared in front of Shang Xilou.It's the third one today, Shang Xilou tapped on his phone and made a record.

These gifts are not only thoughts, but also human feelings.Shang Xilou has always spared no expense in managing his social network. The value of the gifts he received today is related to his words of thanks and gifts in return. Every item must be clear.

Shang Xilou picked up another gift box, opened it, and recorded it with his mobile phone.Since entering the interstellar era, mobile phones and computers have been completely combined into one, especially the light-screen mobile phone used by Shangxilou. It looks like a pen on the outside, but it can be drawn horizontally and vertically to pull out a light screen of any size. It is very convenient to use.

Just as Shang Xilou's fingers were typing on the light-sensitive keyboard, a slight sound came from behind him, and he turned his head in confusion.

Shang Xilou lives in the single dormitory of the school.Capital Star University of Finance and Economics' management and investment are among the top majors in the whole planet. Together with other well-known economics majors, this school has brought together all the outstanding rich second generations in the whole planet. The donations received by parents every year are over [-] million. The campus conditions are naturally very favorable.

The single-person dormitory rented in Shangxi Building is the most comfortable one. There are housekeepers who come to clean it every day. Pets such as cockroaches and mice cannot be kept alive at all, and the windows are not opened. How can there be noises?

But the noise was intermittent and never stopped. Shang Xilou finally stood up and searched in the room.

Walking around, he checked the bedroom, study room, balcony, dining room, and bathroom, and found nothing unusual. When he returned to the living room, he suddenly realized that the sound was actually the giant birthday gift that Qin Yufei sent him. Gift.

Shang Xilou's face darkened in an instant, Qin Yufei is unreliable, it is entirely possible to give him a living thing.

Shang Xilou folded his arms and stared at the gift box for a long time, considering whether to open it or not.It was probably a mess Qin Yufei had prepared for him inside, and once it was opened, it was about to be cleaned up.

As time passed by, Shang Xilou finally sighed. It has to be said that he was still curious even though he was as calm as he was.He reached out and opened the carton, revealing the plastic inside.

The ultra-thin white plastic, with large chunks of shadow inside, is twisting slightly, and some reddish color can still be seen faintly.Shang Xilou tapped on the plastic seal, and the shadow inside shook violently, as if leaning against the plastic seal wall.

Shang Xilou walked around the plastic package, he wasn't hesitant, he was just thinking about what to do if a large beast popped out of the plastic package after opening it.Finally, he gathered the things in the living room, pushed the pile of presents to the bedroom, covered the sofa and table, went to the kitchen to get the ropes and trekking poles that were prepared, and made all preparations.

The utility knife slashed across the plastic package, and along the side cut off the square on the cube. Shang Xilou looked inside vigilantly, and met a pair of crystal clear purple eyes.

Is it a person?

No, tail.

Shang Xilou didn't have time to pay attention to the face of the owner of the eyes, all his attention was focused on the huge golden fish tail.

The gift Qin Yufei gave him was actually a mermaid with a human upper body and a fish lower body!Wait, why do fantasy creatures like mermaids appear in the sci-fi era of Interstellar?

Shang Xilou's shock lasted for 30 seconds, and soon he was attracted by other things.

Half of the plastic package was filled with water. In the water was not only a golden fish tail, but also a broken tank bottom and piles of glass shards. The upper body of the mermaid, whose hands were bound and mouth sealed, also had several bloody spots. scratched.

Shang Xilou suddenly felt helpless, Qin Yufei was really mentally handicapped.The plastic seal was already waterproof enough, but he actually put a fish tank inside the plastic seal. The interstellar transportation was violent, and the plastic seal would not break, but the fish tank inside was broken, and the mermaid was injured.Looking at the already reddened water, the mermaid must have suffered a lot along the way.

Shang Xilou sighed calmly, went to the bedroom to get a bath towel, and carefully carried the mermaid out of the plastic wrap.The mermaid was wearing a tattered white T-shirt on the upper body and no clothes on the lower body. From the beginning to the end, the mermaid looked at Shang Xilou with purple eyes, which were full of curiosity and ignorance.

Shang Xilou put the mermaid on the chair. As soon as the mermaid sat down on the chair, water started flowing from the lower body.Shang Xilou was startled, thought it was a wound, but after a closer look, he found that it was the scales that were melting rapidly.After a while, the mermaid's entire tail melted away, turning into a pair of slender, white legs.

Shang Xilou opened his eyes in surprise. Could it be that this is not a mermaid, but a person with special makeup on his legs?Has Qin Yufei actually started smuggling people?

Shang Xilou looked at the mermaid, it looked very handsome, with well-proportioned flesh and bones, a pair of innocent eyes, the most magnificent.He took out his mobile phone and called Qin Yufei. Logically speaking, it should be the afternoon class time there, but Qin Yufei would not attend class well anyway.

The phone was connected quickly, and Qin Yufei's mean voice came, "You also skipped class? Hahaha, is it because my gift is too surprising, that's why you skipped class and called me."

"It's my lunch break here." Shang Xilou said calmly, how is he like Qin Yufei, he is a top student who never skips classes, and several villas are covered with honors since he was a child.As for Qin Yufei, his last university was a private university sponsored by his family.

"Hahaha, did you see my gift? I just saw the express delivery showing receipt." Qin Yufei asked excitedly.

"I see." Shang Xilou said, he and Qin Yufei didn't talk much, because Qin Yufei liked to finish talking alone.

"Is it good-looking? Hahaha, do mermaids know about it? It's a rare species. I found it on Jingqi.com for a lot of money. It's very powerful. I watched the video. It's a very beautiful little thing. It is said that fish tails and legs can transform freely. It can be used for hehehe, isn't it amazing." Qin Yufei really told all the process of buying gifts in one breath.

"Mermaid? Why have I never heard of such a thing." Shang Xilou said, glanced at the mermaid sitting obediently.

The mermaid blinked my pitiful eyes, and looked at Shangxilou puzzledly, she is a cute one.

"Rare species, the number is very small, and the main reason is that they don't live long. The seller said that he is very cute and sensible. As long as he is given food, he is very clingy, can talk and work. Did you talk to him? He can really talk. " Qin Yufei asked curiously.

Shang Xilou frowned, tore off the sealing tape on the mermaid's mouth, and asked, "Can you talk?"

"Yes." Qingyue's voice came, a little timidly.

"Can talk." Shang Xilou turned back to the phone and said expressionlessly.

"Wow, I heard that, it's a pretty cute voice. You've made a lot of money, but I couldn't buy it myself, only this one, and I gave it to you." Qin Yufei said aggrievedly.

"Then I'll mail it back to you." Shang Xilou said, and glanced at the mermaid.Of course he wouldn't actually mail the living things, he wasn't as brainless as Qin Yufei.

"Ah? You don't like it?" Qin Yufei was puzzled.

"This is against the law!" Shang Xilou lowered his voice and said in a reprimanding tone to his younger brother, "It doesn't matter whether the mermaid you send me is a real mermaid or a fake mermaid, he is an intelligent creature, can intelligent creatures be raised? I have never heard of such a thing as a mermaid. It is really a rare species, or an unknown species. If it is exposed, whoever raises it will go to jail. I used to think that your mind is full of mud. Now look at it and say it is The paste insults the paste, the paste can be eaten anyway, what can your brain do?"

"Ah? Huh?" Qin Yufei obviously couldn't react, and it took him a long time to say, "Then you can't give it to me, we two are tight buddies, how can you watch me sit and die in prison."

"Then do you want me to sit in prison?" Shang Xilou was furious, why did he have such a wicked boy.

"Master Shang, you have great powers, so you must be able to handle it." Qin Yufei boasted, "Since I was a child, I have never encountered a problem that you can't solve."

Shang Xilou wanted to drop the phone, "Hehe, thank you for your trust in me."

"You're welcome." Qin Yufei climbed up smoothly.

"Get out. For the last time, don't tell anyone about this matter. If you have posted a personal homepage to show off, then I will call the police immediately." Shang Xilou said.

"Don't talk, don't talk, hehe, I wanted to post it, but I haven't had time yet." Qin Yufei said, laughing again, "I'm sorry, Xilou. I just see that you don't have much fun at ordinary times, whether you live in a dormitory or a single dormitory , thinking of giving you a pet, which can relieve loneliness."

Shang Xilou hates Qin Yufei the most. Although he always gets into trouble, he always thinks of him sincerely, which makes him feel reluctant to break up with him.

Shang Xilou finally sighed: "That's it, please don't contact me before the holiday, I will be irritable when I think of you."

After finishing speaking, Shang Xilou hung up the phone without hesitation.

Shang Xilou turned his head to look at the mermaid. The mermaid was still the same, sitting on the chair very well, but she always felt that something was wrong.Shang Xilou quickly realized that the scratches on the mermaid's body were gone.

The water tank inside the plastic seal was broken, and there were broken glass all over the inside. When the mermaid was just carried out, he had a lot of bloody cuts on his body, and he was still bleeding, but now those wounds are gone, only the blood remains. on the skin.

Shang Xilou gasped, I'm afraid this is really a merman, otherwise how could he have such an inhuman healing ability.

"Hi, may I ask, where is this?" the mermaid asked tentatively after seeing him finish the phone call.

"This is my dormitory. Who are you?" Shang Xilou asked, hoping to learn a little about the details of this magical talking species.

"I'm Xin Chen 618, you can call me Xin Chen." Xin Chen said with a smile.