Rabbit is going to heaven

"It is said that there are three gods who turned into three poor old people and begged for food from the fox, monkey and rabbit. The fox and monkey all took out food to help the old people, but only the rabbit didn't. Later, the rabbit told the old man: "You eat me. After that, he jumped into the fire. The gods were greatly moved, so they sent the rabbit to the Guanghan Palace to become the Jade Rabbit. Later, the Jade Rabbit stayed with Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace and made the elixir of life. "

An Pingsheng read Chinese myths and legends to Jing Xin today, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. He thinks it is time to instill some time concepts in Jing Xin. Although he knows that his thoughts are stupid, he hopes that Jing Xin will not lose his mind when he wakes up. His time of slumber.

After coming out of the hospital, An Pingsheng felt that something was following him. It was only a few days after the incident with the ghost driver, he still had lingering fears and was extremely sensitive. In a daze at the crossroads, he walked forward vigorously, but no one looked down, and smiled warmly——

"The little white rabbit is white and white, with its ears pricked up, it loves to eat radishes and vegetables, it's so cute jumping around."

When Sha Mantian returned home, he saw An Pingsheng having fun with a rabbit, "Where did it come from?"

Seeing his frowning, An Pingsheng knew that he didn't like it, but he liked it very much, so he hugged the rabbit and bowed his head to please him and said, "I picked it up in the community, it's quite cute, isn't it?"

"It's quite cute, let's cook it in red tonight." Sha Mantian watched the rabbit go straight upstairs with cold eyes.

"No! Why do you want to eat rabbits when they are so cute?" An Pingsheng and the rabbit hugged each other tightly, as if they wanted to live together or die together.

After changing into home clothes, Sha Mantian came downstairs and said with a silly expression on his face, "Don't you eat rabbits? You ate a lot of the dry pot rabbit heads you made last time, and I blamed me for not doing enough."

The little rabbit squinted at An Pingsheng as if he understood. An Pingsheng smiled awkwardly at it, then turned to Sha Mantian and said roguely, "I don't care. Anyway, this one is not good. Let's keep it!"

"The IQ of rabbits is lower than that of huskies, I can't stand idiots." Sha Mantian gave the rabbit a look of disdain full of malice to let him know for himself.

The rabbit can bite people when it is anxious, how could the little rabbit bear it when he saw him slandering him so much, it slid out of An Pingsheng's arms and jumped nimbly onto Sha Mantian, biting his clothes like a hungry tiger catching sheep mouth.

"This is my new clothes." Sha Mantian's tone was calm as if he was not angry at all, but his eyes were murderous. He picked up the rabbit with one hand and strode straight to the kitchen.

An Pingsheng grabbed his clothes from behind and begged pitifully for mercy: "No! My lord, spare me!" He thought that he should not have forgiven Sha Mantian so easily if he had known earlier, but now he is the one to decide again.This Sha Mantian can't give a good face, but it's a pity that it's useless to say anything now. He Sha Mantian turned himself into a serf and sang even more arrogantly now.

Sha Mantian threw the rabbit onto the chopping board and pretended to chop it off with a knife.

An Pingsheng knew that he wouldn't come for real, so he joked, "Shouldn't you clean up first?"

"Bleed first and then pluck."

An Pingsheng lowered his body and touched the rabbit's fur, "Little Tutu, I tried my best, Uncle Sha is too cruel, don't worry, Uncle Sha's cooking is delicious, and he won't waste your food."

Sha Mantian thought about it and said, "This rabbit is so fat, it must be delicious when braised in soy sauce, and there is no need to add oil."

"You two are enough!"

The two of you were talking vigorously, when suddenly the rabbit on the chopping board disappeared and a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl appeared in front of her. She was dressed in snow-white clothes, her chubby face was pink and tender, and her eyes were a bit fierce. Staring at the two of them, very dissatisfied.

"Ahhhh!" An Pingsheng pointed at the little girl and looked at Sha Mantian in shock. Seeing the other party's indifferent face, he thought to himself that you already knew it, so it's really embarrassing!

Sha Mantian was very calm, he carried the little girl out of the kitchen, and complained too much while carrying it, the angry little girl bit his hand and did not say anything.

An Pingsheng always coaxed the little girl to sit down, and then asked curiously like a baby: "Are you the little rabbit from just now?"

The girl crossed Erlang's legs and glanced at An Pingsheng. The boss's behavior did not match his cute image at all.

Sha Mantian was not as easy-talking as An Pingsheng. He lifted the girl up again and asked her to stand upright. He asked bluntly as if he was scolding a child, "How old is it?"

"Uncle, it's impolite to ask a girl's age! I'm ten years old."

Sha Mantian saw that the little girl was really messed up and didn't know where to take out his dagger and put it on the coffee table, then leaned on the sofa and hugged his arms, and saw that the little girl suddenly became obedient and did not move, the girl seemed to know the dagger Standing up straight, not daring to talk nonsense, he confessed honestly: "My name is Moon Rabbit, and I have 300 years of practice."

"Hehe, Moon Rabbit...that's a silly name." Sha Mantian sneered a few times, very disdainful.

An Pingsheng felt that Sha Mantian was a bit too much, and wondered why he reacted to the name like this. He didn't know anything about their monster world, but this girl didn't seem to be malicious. She was naughty, but she wasn't too bad order?

"Mantian~" An Pingsheng whispered to remind Sha Mantian to pay attention to his attitude.

Sha Mantian looked at An Pingsheng helplessly and knew that this kid didn't understand the situation and thought he was bullying a child.

Human beings are such visual animals. The rabbit spirit in front of me is a 300-year-old rabbit. I don’t know how many methods this kind of mortal rabbits can cultivate into spirits.But just because he looks cute, he is a well-behaved and harmless child in the eyes of humans.

Sha Mantian knew that he couldn't blame An Pingsheng's normal thinking as a human being, and he couldn't change it for a while, but this rabbit couldn't stay. He didn't like rabbits, especially the rabbit named Moon Rabbit.

"You can go." Sha Mantian pointed in the direction of the door with a serious expression.

"I'm homeless, let me stay here for a few days! I'll leave after Mid-Autumn Festival!"

Yuetu panicked and gave An Pingsheng a pitiful look, hoping that he could help her. An Pingsheng was really tricked, and said coquettishly to Sha Mantian: "Don't worry! Poor thing, next week it will be the Mid-Autumn Festival Already, in a few days..."

Sha Mantian's eyes wanted to kill, but he couldn't get angry when he saw An Pingsheng's soft look, so he could only explain patiently: "Do you know why she stayed until the Mid-Autumn Festival? This kind of obsessed rabbit wants to run around all day long." Yue, she has used our house as an altar."

"Ah?" What kind of way is this?An Ping was full of question marks in his head. If there was a department of ghosts and ghosts, he would really like to study further. The knowledge is too deep.

Sha Mantian took a sip of tea, and said patiently, "Have you ever heard of turning a dragon into a dragon? It takes 500 years for a snake to turn into a dragon, and it takes 1000 years for a dragon to turn into a dragon. So since ancient times, not to mention Jackie Chan in the end, there are not many who become Jiao."

An Pingsheng listened to Xinxin and looked at Sha Mantian with admiration, but Yuetu said nonchalantly: "There are not many of them! It depends on human effort!"

An Pingsheng gave her a wink to tell her not to make Sha Mantian angry, otherwise it would be hard for him to help her, Yuetu lowered his head and pouted his mouth aggrievedly: "People are just talking, it was originally, if I just give up , I have already become a ****, and I will not transform into a human form."

"You are spiritual, and it is your good fortune to be able to transform into a human form. Since you have become a human being, you should know that you must be content." Sha Mantian seemed to have a special disdain for Moon Rabbit.

An Pingsheng was still confused, and still didn't understand what this had to do with the altar. "Then why did you have to stay at our house?" he asked.

Seeing that the Moon Rabbit couldn't hide it, she had to confess: "Every Mid-Autumn Festival is when the Moon Palace opens its doors to welcome new rabbits, but it needs to build an altar in a place that belongs to water and yin. This altar is like a signal light. Let the sister Chang'e of the Moon Palace see it and pick me up!"

"Chang'e will not take you to the Moon Palace. This is a fairy tale in your rabbit circle. The moon rabbit is the jade rabbit. Unless you are born with it, becoming a jade rabbit is not as easy as turning into a dragon. It's not because of your name!" Sha Mantian was uncharacteristically anxious. , seems to want to wake up this silly rabbit.

The key point of An Pingsheng is: "So our family belongs to water and yin?"

"That's right! Your place is perfect, the most yin place, and your home furnishings are all designed according to the five elements to replenish water! By the way, who designed it? It's amazing!" Moon Rabbit Practice Qian couldn't see Sha Mantian's real body, but she could feel that the owner of this house liked water very much.

An Pingsheng glanced at Sha Mantian maliciously. He was also curious that there was not even a humidifier in this room, so how could he tell that it was for hydration?But he wanted to help Moon Rabbit, and it didn't sound like there was any loss for them.

Besides, if you are lucky enough to see Chang'e, it is really worth it!So he tugged on Sha Mantian's cuff, and begged, "If she doesn't leave after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will cook her myself. Please, just keep her for a few days!"

Yuetu also learned to be good, kneeling beside Sha Mantian and beating his legs, "Uncle, I will not make you angry, I can do housework!"

Sha Mantian was helpless by these two people, although he was reluctant and didn't bother to care about them, "It's up to you, but you won't succeed here. I advise you to go back to the mountains to practice or learn to be an ordinary person. .” After speaking, he picked up the water glass and went upstairs to hide.

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