Run, the piranhas are coming

"Hello, everyone, I'm Xiao Yunyun..."

Xiao Yun's smiling face was shown on the TV.

Yes, China Impression, which has been publicized for a long time on the Internet, has finally started broadcasting.

After the first broadcast, Yu Han also turned on the TV, ready to see how it works.

Of course, it wasn't just relatives and friends like Yu Han and Xu Chaosheng who paid attention to this.

Lu Yuan's publicity was particularly capitalistic, so there was a lot of discussion on the Internet.

After all, both Xia Meng and Zhou Zhou have a lot of fans.

There are also Lu Yuan and Zou Qi, these two can also be regarded as male gods.

Just turned to the location, and the four of them just showed up, and the barrage broadcast on the Internet was already maxed out.

"Wow, wow, as expected of a goddess, Zhou Zhou has such a temperament"

"It's tall enough. Goddess Xia is almost 1.7 meters tall. Zhou Zhou is actually a head taller than her. It must be 1.7 meters six seven seven."

"Zou Qi is such a god, he actually came to participate in this kind of program, it's really rare."

"Second Young Master Lu, this show is full of gods and goddesses, I'm really looking forward to what's going on."

"I didn't say it, it has something to do with the food. The foodie said that it is for the food."

Yes, in order to keep the show mysterious, Lu Yuan didn't even disclose any specific content.

Most of these audiences came in because of these few people and the mystery of the show.

As for whether these audiences can be retained, it depends on the follow-up development.

So far, it seems that the enthusiasm of the audience is still very high.

On TV, when the host announced the rules of the game, everyone except Zou Qi hurriedly pulled out their phones.

Zou Qi was very calm, and took out the phone slowly.

After getting through, Zou Yi walked out of the crowd holding the phone.

"Hahaha, Zou Nan is so scheming"

"Looking at Lu Ershao's expression, Zou Nanshen's heart is already torn apart."

"I bet on a spicy stick, the little fish in Lu Ershao's mouth will definitely arrive last"

"Add a cucumber"

"A group of truth emperors upstairs 2333"

"Looking at Lu Ershao's expression, he probably didn't expect it. He was so close, and the hairy fish was the latest to arrive."

"Hey, am I the only one who cares about that little Yuer Lu Ershao, what a cute name?"

"Yulu CP is good, and you will be safe when you join the school"

"The Cult Upstairs Doesn't Explain"

When everyone arrived, the director announced the rules, and Zou Qi's thoughts were released together.

In the later stage, I wrote a big subtitle next to it in a very naughty way.

"Official certification, top foodie"

"What to do, Zou Qi's male god image has collapsed, I still think he is so cute"

"2333 You see, everyone's expressions are lost in fantasy"

"Sugar steamed crispy cheese is really delicious, especially in several famous shops in the imperial capital"

"I'm curious which store the program group is talking about"

"People from the imperial capital said that they may have guessed it. I just ate it today. It's really expensive, but it's super delicious."

When it comes to making money, the program group is divided into two groups.

First of all, Zou Qi's group left first.

They particularly wisely chose to sell words.

Zou Qi's handwriting is so thin and golden, the kind that is famous in China.

The two discussed it, found a shop that sold pens, inks, papers and inkstones, and exchanged the boss for 700 yuan with a thin gold Lanting collection.

The bullet screens all said that the boss has made a lot of money.

"That's the handwriting of the male god, and it's very valuable."

"Hey, I think the boss is going to be popular. After the show is broadcast, there will definitely be a lot of fans who will watch the real work of the male god."

The group that stayed in the square was also surrounded.

When Xia Meng sang, the program team matched the words.

"One dollar to watch the goddess sing, you can't buy it, you can't afford it, you can't be fooled"

"I was very happy to be a goddess singing, but when I saw the subtitles, I sprayed melon seeds directly"

"It's alright upstairs, I'm drinking water and I'm still coughing because of choking"

"The visual sense of the hypermarket downstairs in 2333, the program group can do it"

At this time, the camera turned around, and the scene of Yu Han haggling with the female fans in a serious manner also started...

"I didn't expect Yuda to be a master of bargaining. This wave is okay."

"666"

"Fan girls are crying, Yuda, you are cheating fans like this"

"No, no, she should be happy. After the show airs, the store will be in short supply."

"Guys, I've got the money and I'm ready to buy one. The two male gods look really good in it."

"Upstairs, good looking, looks good in anything"

"The nonsense upstairs is talking about the truth!"

Corresponding to the active two groups are Zhou Zhou and Tang Xiujie who are still arguing about what to do.

In the later period, four screens were particularly badly cut, and the remaining three were either big tickets or piles of loose change, only Zhou Zhou and Tang Xiujie...

The background music played Xiaobaicai, and the background of the two of them turned into autumn leaves, looking very bleak...

"What should I do, I was fanned by the later stage"

"This late stage is very cute, and I also..."

"You mentioned the tonic, it's obviously my goddess who is miserable, and the later stage is a big bad."

"Obviously she is a goddess...it can't be said, the goddess must maintain her image"

"I found another cute contrast, Ma Ma, someone fouled here..."

What happened next was somewhat unexpected.

Except that all four groups had guessed the location correctly, it was surprising that Lu Yuan and Yu Han arrived first.

"Strange, how did the male god Yuda arrive first?"

"It's because of taking a taxi. I saw other groups, except for these two, none of them took a taxi."

"It's probably because Yu is inconvenient, Second Young Master Lu is still very warm, so Yu Lu won't come here for a while"

"Amway if there is a disagreement, I will eat land fish"

"Hey, you women, I eat cuttlefish"

"What is a cuttlefish?"

"Yu Da and his brother, the two of them have a sense of CP."

"So how did you go so far as to pinch CP??"

After the two went in, they greeted Lin Yue familiarly, and then took the things easily.

Comparing Xia Meng and Xiao Yiyi later, they are simply enviable.

"Hahaha, we feel the collapse after hearing the mission one by one"

"2333 There is nothing wrong with what Er Shao Lu said, their task is indeed easy, but..."

"Goddess Lin said: look at the face 2333"

"A big pot of onions, love the goddess"

"This kind of person is a bit too emotional."

"That's right, you cheated our goddess so much, didn't you have an affair with that fish?"

After broadcasting for so long, finally some sunspots popped out.

A new show, everyone is in a state of crowd watching. Now that it is so lively, some people still can't help it.

In fact, whether a show is a big hit or not depends on how many more episodes it broadcasts.

At this time, I couldn't help it. They were not big companies, and they wanted to take advantage of this momentum to attract a wave of sunspots.

It is definitely impossible to suppress it all at once.

"Hey, it's Heizi upstairs, we goddess fans don't recognize this fan."

"Yu Da and Lu Er Shao know a lot of people. Seeing this familiar appearance, they may have stayed here before. Lin Yue is also very familiar with them. Heizi, don't follow the rhythm."

"That's right, he has a good family relationship, what are you envious of..."

In the end, this wave of rhythm did not pick up, and Heizi fell silent again.

The program will continue to air unaffected.

Yu Han and Lu Yuan have already arrived to fetch milk.

For comparison, the other three groups were also released.

Xia Meng and Zou Qi were both wasted by Lin Yue, and Zhou Zhou and Tang Xiujie were still making money miserably.

In the end, the two had no other choice, so they found a clothing store and became mannequins.

The beauty of the handsome man and the beautiful woman, the effect is not bad, the two finally took more than 600 yuan.

"I have a hunch that the host will be slapped in the face by Yu Da"

"Smile is so bad, I don't know who can guess it"

"Question, I feel like this internet celebrity is going to kneel"

"That is, how much culture can an Internet celebrity have?"

"When you look at the upstairs, you can tell it's a brainless person. Our Yuda is a student who graduated from the Chinese Department of Imperial University."

"Hahaha, Xiaoxiao panicked, the probability of Yuda getting the right answer is too high"

"It's all right. I have to think about the last question. I specialize in the history of the Republic of China. I am convinced by the man in the water."

"Those who say Yuda is uneducated will panic"

In order to whet the appetite, the camera came here and turned to several other people.

Post-production picture: I want to know the result, but if I don’t tell you, you bite me (￣^￣)

"mdzz, this late stage, is poisonous"

"I feel like they're going to die"

"No, no, according to the official meaning, it is estimated that it will be a wave of success. If it falls, it will not have this expression."

"Wait, but the remaining groups are miserable"

"Comparing it, um, it seems that Lu Ershao and Yu Da are stronger, and I feel that they will crush and win the victory."

"Look at the flag upstairs"

Finally finished broadcasting the footage of the other two groups, and turned back to the two of them.

Seeing Yu Han lightly cracking Xiaoxiao's trap, finding the milk all at once, and Xiaoxiao's bloody and tearful words...

"Feeling that IQ is crushed, but inexplicably happy"

"Hahaha, there is no explanation for shaking m upstairs"

"You just want a knee, I'll give it"

"It feels like my knees are going to shatter"

"Male god and male god, your house is full of sweepers, graduates with a master's degree, able to fight and resist"

"Male god, I, I, I graduated from college, and I just want a big bowl of steamed cheese with sugar~~"

The progress of the program was very fast, and the recording of the location was finished in one breath.

Then, click, it's gone...

At the end of the subtitle, it said: enough time for the first episode, if you want to watch it or not, if you want to continue watching, just wait until next week~~

The audience below flicked the bullet screen angrily.

"Come out of the program group, I promise not to beat you to death"

"Damn it, when it comes to the feature film, you tell me it's gone!!"

"I'm... looking forward to next Saturday"

"There's still a week left, I'm lying dead"

"I really want to go to the program group to review bad reviews"

"Wait for the bad reviews. The official blog will release a rough cut version tomorrow. It will take five or six hours."

"Hey, looking forward to~~"

The author has something to say: Jiyou’s new article, the girl I like comes to wave for pre-acquisition~

"He Yun" by Fengyu

With excellent aptitude, stunning appearance, and earnest cultivation, this is Jiang Haoyun, the fourth disciple of Taishangzong Tianji Xingjun.

The master who specializes in pitting apprentices on the top, the senior brothers and sisters who are proficient in pitting juniors on the left, and the protagonist group dedicated to pitting friends on the right, this is Jiang Haoyun.

Instead of erupting in silence, it will blacken in silence, and has since evolved into a bun filled with sesame seeds.

Life goes on and on, digging holes.

Serious version: Taoism is withered, there is no hope of ascension, but the way of heaven is merciful, but there is a glimmer of life left, and the person who bears the destiny of heaven is the place of life!

① Shuangwen.

②The main text.

③Nevermind love to spit out a poisonous tongue heart fake cool and cold little expert shou × talk paralyzed inner drama a small train theater open non-stop encyclopedia attack.

Thanks to the author who chased the novel for updating the girl's mine

Girl, this ID makes me feel guilty for not updating →_→