White Feather Huaisha

Xiaosu writes letters without any details, and often begins by writing, "When spreading the letter today, I heard a story about Jianghu, a gang of Jianghu in the cloud, built in the cloud, and there are two ancestors..."

It can be seen that there have been too many meetings and he has been restrained by rules and regulations. Lord Hou is now very obsessed with the freedom of the world.

Xie Huai felt that he was afraid that he would be too deep into the drama and would not be able to come out for a while, so he didn't have the nerve to interrupt him, and clasped his fists and said: "Junior Brother, can I take a step to talk?"

Junior brother Su saw that Xie Huai was also going to act, so he nodded in thought, his broken hair was blown to the north by the wind, and brushed against his straight nose, looking extraordinarily tragic and confused, "Brother, I know, you don't understand my difficulties."

Brother Xie sat on the ridge of the roof, took out a cloak and a bundle, took out a paper bag, and started to unpack the roast chicken, "Knowing each other is the most important thing. The heart is the viscera, and the words are the voice of the heart. Brother, if you have something to say, you have to say it." , how do I know if you don’t tell me?”

Su Yu was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, and he was hooked as soon as he smelled it. He threw the table legs, took the chicken wings, and muttered while chewing: "My heart is full of voices, which one do you want to hear? Ask! This is delicious, where did you buy it?"

Xie Huai was in good spirits today, taking advantage of his ingenuity, he took out the bone of another chicken wing, "Just go out and turn left and pass an alley, the one that says "professional chicken"."

The business of that small shop was not bad, maybe it was short of manpower, and no one was watching the shop, so a large pile of grilled chicken wrapped in paper was piled up in the window, and a broken wooden box next to it had the words "cash drawer" written on it.Probably the smell is really attractive, this chicken is so famous, there are actually nosy businessmen among the merchants who consciously maintain order, "Line up!"

The line lined up from the entrance to the end of the street. Xie Huai had no idea what the long line was doing at the time, but curiosity overcame everything. He clasped his hands and told: "Hero, so many of us are looking forward to it. Today, we voluntarily limit the purchase, so you can take one."

The purchase limit made him feel embarrassed to eat. He waited until this time with the paper bag in his mouth, and then opened it anxiously. He had a premonition that the popularity of this thing was due to queuing up. Qie Yunhou was actually served quite comfortably...or maybe he was really poor and crazy.

Su Yu ate quite deliciously, he interjected and asked, "Where is the injury?"

Su Yu waved his hand with a big heart, and took the boneless chicken wings bestowed by the emperor, "I'm talking about the main point. Why are you here?"

Xie Huai said to himself, "How did you get this face? Why were you detained by a black shop?"

Su Yu could probably guess what Xie Huailai was doing, but he lacked interest in official business, so he decisively decided to be taken away, swallowed the chicken in one gulp, gnawed on the chicken leg, and said sincerely: "This face? There was a bitch tearing me apart today Wanted warrant, I planned to smash the store tonight, but luckily you came. What are you laughing at?"

Xie Huai said, "I didn't laugh."

Su Yu asked inexplicably: "Do you think I'm blind? You obviously laughed. Am I so funny? Who made you laugh?"

It's quite funny, like a long disabled cat.

Xie Huai simply pushed the hand touching his face behind his back, smiling like a doll, and at the same time shamelessly said: "Is there anyone else to care about it, it's so funny and suffocating?"

Su Yu waved his hand, "I'm a thin-skinned young man, please hold it back if you can. As for the black shop, it's a long story. Don't our three children have a money bag? I took it, and there is a tiger ben army token in it The money bag was confiscated, so I revealed the truth, and the black shop asked me for 4000 taels."

Xie Huai waited for a long time without waiting for the next sentence, and suddenly realized, "Isn't it a long story? Is it over?"

Su Yu left a chicken leg for Xie Huai, and took two bites of the tasteless chicken breast, "Don't you always think I'm a long storyteller, so let me make a long story short?"

Xie Huai smiled for a while, then suddenly put away the smile and closed the paper bag, "Don't eat it, tell the truth."

Su Yu ate chicken breasts bit by bit, and looked at him innocently with round eyes, as if what he just said was the truth.

Xie Huai poked his forehead with a finger, "Isn't it just a token that can trap you? Hou Ye, what are you capable of, treating me as if I don't have any points in my heart? To be honest, if you don't say anything," Xie Huai's hand lit up, A neat stack of silver notes, "Tear up the notes."

Su Yu stared at the banknote, without concealing his admiration for money, "I said. That's right, there is a child..."

"Whose child?"

... His Majesty really hit the nail on the head.

Su Yu swallowed, "This child's parents are both dead, and his relatives and friends are around him. The family is full of gold and silver, and none of the money is related to him. It's too miserable."

Xie Huai asked strangely, "Are you talking about me?"

Su Yu almost choked to death, and swallowed again.

Xie Huai probably came to him after knocking out the elixir, and his mind is too good.But he didn't really want to count his tricks against Wu Jue's little ninety-nine when he didn't write a word, so he didn't want to tell Xie Huai directly, "Hey Xie Huai, I abducted the Northern Emperor"-after all, this trip was almost lost. Fate, it's no wonder he didn't get beaten.

It seems that if you want to save Wu Jue, you can't escape this fate no matter what.I just hope that on the day of the meeting, there will be no friction between these two cheap emperors.

Su Yu sat on the ridge of the roof, patted his boots casually, and secretly praised his foresight. At the same time, he planned to go back, so he removed the bed sheet and wrapped up the little emperor's white hair to deceive, "...It's too miserable, and I was also caught My uncle sold it. Hey, at a young age, with a big head wrapped around, it’s so miserable to dance to the big god to cheat money.”

Xie Huai said, "What does it have to do with you?"

Su Yu replied: "He was detained by the black shop, but he lied to me, and I have to get it back."

Xie Huai said: "Lied to you? What did you lie to you?"

Su Yu put down the chicken breast and rubbed his toes on the tiles of the roof.

Xie Huai subconsciously raised his hand to touch his chest, but found nothing but ribs and small breasts.

His violent temper was revived, and he stood up suddenly, "My mother's jade ghost? He tricked my mother into giving you a jade ghost? Damn, where did the black shop lock people up? Is there any fire oil, I—"

Su Yu guessed that he was going to burn Wu Mo to death to vent his anger, so he hugged his thighs quickly, "Don't, don't, the kid is still young and ignorant, I plan to redeem him and send him back to Grandpa Khotan's house. Don't kill him, give yourself Accumulate some virtue, try not to let me become a widow too early..."

Xie Huai refused to enter, and patted his forehead with the smell of chicken, "Just you? Just your virtue? You were tricked into the six realms of reincarnation before I died, and it's your turn to be a widow?"

Su Yu gently covered his forehead, "Didn't I tell you that a slut cheated on me? Can't you see that I'm dying? And what do you say? What do you mean you're not dead yet? Is death just casually said? I swallow it back!"

While scolding Xie Huai for not knowing whether to live or die, he stretched out his hand and slapped Xie Huai's chest.Xie Huai held the chicken bun in his arms, and the paper wrapped in the chicken fat was shocked, a ball of paper rolled out, and rolled down the roof again.

Xie Huai hurriedly reached out to pick it up, Su Yu was closer than him because of hugging his thighs, reached out and grabbed the paper ball in his fist, Xie Huai immediately looked up at the sky.

Su Yu felt that something was wrong, so he casually asked in confusion, "Why are you so stiff? Wait."

The ball of paper in my hand feels a little...familiar.

Su Yu threw off Xie Huai's long legs and opened the paper ball.

——It is a portrait of the fake Marquis and the real emperor with a demonic look!

It turned out that the slut who was all black to the feet was him, and now he took off his cloak and transformed into a good man, and he still had the face to ask "what's wrong with this face"!Why did the poor ghost in front of him disfigure himself? !

Su Yu yelled "Fuck" and yelled at Xie Huai, "I posted it on purpose! Why did you tear it up just now?"

Xie Huai was very innocent, and said: "Then there is a picture of me on it, I am not Qie Yunhou, why should I be wanted for nothing, am I sick if I don't tear it up?"

Su Yu was so angry that his hands trembled, and he kicked hard on the roof tiles. A tile was loosened by him and slid down, revealing a dim yellow light on the roof.

He held his breath for a while, but saw no movement. He guessed that there was no one in the room, so he turned around and said, "Tear it up as soon as you tear it up, can't you fold it properly? Why is it so lumpy and stained with chicken oil... No, you tear it up and tear it up, why are you running?! Run away and run away, why are you cheating on me?"

Xie Huai recalled Su Yu's virtue of being stunned by his smashing a window and a wooden barrel, and his laughter became more and more uncontrollable, "Didn't I think you were a Beiji guy? It's okay, okay, talk, gentleman I can't move my mouth..."

Su Yu pointed to his forehead, "No hands? No hands? Xie Huai? Xie Huai, I call you a gentleman, do you dare to agree?"

Xie Huai died laughing, "Don't dare to be, dare not be. Why don't you try calling me a slut, and if I don't agree, I will take your surname."

Su Yu yelled, "Bitch!"

"Hey?"

The occupant of that room probably finally noticed the leak in the roof and yelled.

Su Yu turned around angrily, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'll pay you later...my mother, what are you?!"

The light was slowly swallowed by the shadows, and after half a day, a bald head appeared.

One day, a big monk with a bowl of plain noodles revealed a round head, and the light from bottom to top illuminates the big monk's fleshy face like a three-dimensional Zhong Kui, which can scare ghosts to death.

The monk said nondescriptly: "Amitabha, the two rich benefactors, according to Sajia, the money is hard-earned and hard to get. If you put it in a black shop, you will be punished."

Su Yu was so frightened by Guangguang's grimace just now that he gasped, his hands tightened, and he hasn't let go until now, still twisting Xie Huai's waist.

Xie Huai was so painful that he wanted to run, but he could only be twisted to become more graceful, so he asked for Su Yu: "Then according to what this monk wants?"

The great monk smiled softly, "It's better to smash this shop."

Sakyamuni sacrificed his life to feed the mosquitoes, and the great monk Jian Fang sacrificed his life to burn down the black shop.

Half a month ago, Jian Fang and his younger brother Jian Zhao came from the Western Regions to the north, and wanted to take the new scriptures in his stomach to Weidu. Jian Zhao made the move, and asked Jian Fang for 800 taels.

There is only one junior brother left in Jian Fang's whole body - whose face is worth money, so the ending is expected: he ate plain noodles at Fulai Station for half a month, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to break the precept of killing.

The night was dark and everything was silent. Jian Fang sneaked into the backyard of Fulai Station seemingly secretly, took out a wheat straw, and used Su Yu's method to gently twist it, and the backyard door lock opened in response.

Those people are naturally not locked here, there is only one well here, and the water for cooking noodles and steamed buns comes from this.The guys in the black shop are guilty of thieves, and they usually strictly guard this forbidden area. Except for their own people who come to pick up and deliver the goods, they don't let others touch them at all.

Jian Fang took out a medicine bag from the monk's robe, slowly opened it, and said to himself, "800 taels is enough to build a temple. It's really not all together. Junior brother, don't be afraid, bones, flesh and blood, things outside the body, It’s a big deal. Brothers go first, and you will be there soon. We brothers and sisters will live together forever, and both brothers and Bodhisattva Guanyin will understand..."

The sound of the paper package rustling, he gathered the powder into a ball and walked slowly towards the well.

One step, two steps, three steps.

Putting the big cloth bag on his hood, Jian Fang's eyes went dark, and at the same time, he was kicked and rushed forward. After a few kicks, he was dragged into the car by several people.

These people are very skilled, agile and agile, they swarmed up like doing farm work, pinned down the monk, and drove away.

The guy with the purple lips turned around and closed the door, clapped his hands, whistled softly, and went back to sleep.

Xie Huai squatted on the roof and patted the back of Su Yu's head, "See? You can't do this job, you'll get beaten."

In fact, Su Yu wanted to see if Wu Yu was still alive, and Xiao Xie didn't understand this difficulty at all, but Su Yu's skin became tense when he heard the word "beaten", so he smirked and said: "Your Majesty is right. That is to say, the great monk is suitable, and they are reluctant to lose so much meat. If I go, I may cook bone soup on the spot."

Xie Huai patted the back of his head again, "It doesn't smell bad to flatter you. That's enough, let's go. Take the chicken legs and eat them on the way."

Su Yu stood up while gnawing on the chicken legs, carried the legs of the table to fly over the walls, and chased after him along the rut of the black shop carriage.

Jian Fang was torn off the car, and pushed forward again.

He didn't go up and down the stairs, but only heard the creaking of the wooden door. The sleeping dog was woken up, whimpered sleepily for a while, and continued to sleep.This must be a courtyard, and there is a sour smell that goes straight into people's noses.

Jian Fang is the one who relapses the most in the teaching, and often sneaks out to eat chicken, so he knows it smells like chicken excrement.

He was pushed and walked in, and at the same time he called out, "Jian Zhao?"

The person who pushed him kicked him hard, but Jian Fang didn't care, and yelled again: "Jian Zhao? Jian Zhao! Jian Zhao, you bastard grandson, are you still alive?"

After a long time, a bewildered answer sounded from the corner of the yard, "Brother? Why are you swearing again? I want to tell you, Master."

Immediately afterwards, a bald head as warm and moist as jade emerged from the night, bringing out a young face with deep femininity and western appearance.

The author has something to say:

Dear viewers and friends, time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly by, and in a blink of an eye, it is the end of golden autumn and November, and it is time for the little author in the center of the earth to show off his mathematics talent. Thank you for blowing me up. It can be said that I am very shy, excited and looking forward to rubbing hand!

感谢道尔家的猫*6、林木木、2222、欢喜无限*5、东南枝、君祭、林大壮、七声号角*2、(?Д?)ノ*3几位富贵老师的地luei！感谢七声号角*3、曲煊老师两位首富的手榴duang！

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