White Feather Huaisha

——Block the sun——

Marching south for three days, the scenery became more and more prosperous, and the mood became more relaxed as we walked.

The Dajing Gate is far away, and if you pass through this gate, you will be considered to have entered the gate.

Xie Huai led his troops with strict military discipline, and ordered to bypass the town to avoid disturbing the people, and turn to the official road outside the city.

After walking half a mile, Xie Huai suddenly remembered something, and kicked the soldier with single eyelid, "Hey, squint, what's your name?"

Xie Huai has a strange perception: Except for Su Yu, all other single eyelids and suspected single eyelids are all equivalent to squinting without exception.

The single eyelid who is not very "squinting" has a mournful face, "Return to Your Highness, my subordinate is Guo Danpi."

Xie Huai is moody, and he is in a particularly good mood recently. He can laugh silly for a long time when others don't tell jokes. Immediately, with a "poof", he clasped his fists and said, "My lord knows things like a god! You can't accept it!"

Guo Danpi considered himself a masculine man, but with such a sweet name, he was really aggrieved, "Your Highness, do you have something to order?"

Xie Huai slapped his forehead, "Oh yes, there really are." He pointed at the market town with the tip of his horsewhip, "Run there for me."

Guo Danpi said, "What does Your Highness want to buy?"

Xie Huai whispered "tsk" and said: "I have something to buy, I want you to buy something to eat and play for the two children."

Guo Danpi wondered, "Where did the child come from?"

Xiao Guo is a cold heart, but the good temper of the person in front of him can only last about three sentences in front of him, he quickly became impatient, and shouted: "Ask me everything, long eyes let you fart?!"

Guo Danpi followed Xie Huai's gaze and saw two horses falling behind in the queue, without any surprise, they were Su Yu and Yanyan.

Of these two people, one has not been out of the grassland for five or six years, and the other has never been out of the tribe in his entire life.Facing the majestic Dajing Gate, the two country bumpkins raised their heads and opened their mouths at the same angle, and let out a long "wow--".

Guo Danpi: "...Your Highness? The two of them?"

Xie Huai's eyes seemed to be glued to those two people, and he said kindly: "By the way, they are."

Guo Danpi was very melancholy, thinking, this woman is fine, this man is half a head taller than me, why don't you say that I am still a child, Your Highness?

I saw the two huge children raised their hands at the same time, pointing to the stone plaque on the gate tower, and opened their mouths at the same time——

Yanyan read from right to left: "Mountain-river-good-big!"

Su Yu read from left to right: "Big—good—river—mountain!"

Immediately afterwards, the two of them got into a ball, and the pup got out of the dog basket hanging around the horse's neck and started whining.

Xie Huai used his eyes and mouth to argue: "That's right, it's right, it's all right!"

Guo Danpi sniffled, for some reason, he suddenly felt His Royal Highness Huai's paternal love, so heavy and blind that the heart of the listener was stuffed and the nose of the listener was stuffy.

As he steered his horse towards the market, he exclaimed in his heart: King Huai is a hard bone, why is it so easy to chew? !

As the Golden Umbrellas set in the west and the night fell in all directions, the ranks lit bonfires in the wild.

Su Yu moved quickly, had great strength, great skill, and with a sound of "Hi!", he easily lifted the wooden stake and plunged it into the soil, and then set up the tent.

Then, amidst the applause of the half-hearted half-horses of the onlookers, Xiao Su pulled out his sleeves rather like a thief, pulled out a root of dried wormwood, burned the smoke and threw it in, and ordered: "Yanyan, if you sleep here tonight, all the bugs will be gone!"

Yanyan sat cross-legged on the root of a tree and gnawed on dried meat, "You're afraid of bugs, bitch."

Su Yu scolded the street gracefully: "You are the sissy!"

Guo Danpi had already grasped the essence of flattering King Huai, squatting on the side to peel off the cabbage root, echoed: "Which eye of yours saw Su Yu's sissy? Xiao Su is not a sissy!"

Su Yu was supported by someone, unceremoniously lifted his robe and sat down cross-legged, then patted Yanyan, "That's it."

Guo Danpi: "That's right."

Su Yu thought of something again: "By the way, Yanyan, do you still have the fruit peel that Guo Danpi bought at noon? What about candied haws? What about snow red fruit? How about rock candy? I really want to eat candy."

Guo Danpi: "..."

Yanyan gnawed on the jerky until her face became sour, "I have a fart, hurry up and wash your eyes and express your sincerity."

Su Yu looked bewildered, "What are you washing your eyes, what are you talking about?"

Yanyan raised her chin, motioning him to look behind her.

As soon as Su Yu raised his head, he was startled, "Oh my mother! Ah... What's wrong with you, Your Highness!"

It turned out that Xie Huai did not know when he strolled over, no wonder Guo Danpi wanted to flatter him.

The scary thing is that Xie Huai also changed into casual clothes, but a rather elegant and coquettish toga with long sleeves.

The clothes are clearly cultured, and the person wearing the clothes is also exquisite and noble, and the posture is leaning against the tree with arms folded. The whole shape is amazing, but also amazing.

Xie Huai's original loving and reserved expression was half slapped back in the face by Su Yu's "Oh, my mother", leaving only some kind of embarrassment similar to Qinhuai Bayan being molested, so he had to smile politely: "Hey. "

Su Yu is not clever, but he has been honed by Xie Huai's routines for the past few days, and he has developed a keen sense of smell, so he is about to walk away immediately, "I'm sorry, Your Highness, I'm going to relieve myself!"

Xie Huai was shameless anyway, he pinched Su Yu's tail and followed, "Hey."

So Su Yu couldn't relieve himself, and was still suffering Zhang Xiaoyuan's face when Xie Huaiti slipped into a very luxurious tent, and then said "Wow".

——It's hard to say what Xie Huai's original style was, anyway, the Chinese military tents along this road are all resplendent and magnificent, and the smell of incense is so strong that it can smoke Yan Yufei, who is taller than a mountain, with both men and horses.

But what is going on today?

Su Yu looked at the plain tent, then at the plain long case, at the white paper spread out, and at the polished black ink. His first reaction was to reach out to touch Xie Huai's forehead, and his second reaction was to He retracted his hand halfway, and asked cautiously: "Your Highness, is there something wrong with Your Highness?"

Xie Huai was quite sad and angry, and slapped his hand away, "I feel uncomfortable!"

Su Yu felt stupid as soon as he let go, and his heart skipped a beat, "The wound hurts? Show me? No, I'll go to the military doctor!"

Xie Huai couldn't bear it anymore, and gave Su Yu a bang on the head, "Find a fart! Come and see! I don't look like a woman when I write!"

Everything else is easy to say, but this matter is intolerable - after writing letters for many years, he has always acquiesced that the other party and himself are close friends.Although he had seen Su Yu, and Su Yu didn't see him clearly, they were all high mountains and rivers, of course they were two men, when did he say that he was a woman? !

Xie Huai is not reconciled, he must prove himself male and female.

The tip of the pen is dipped in ink, roaming around, flamboyantly flamboyant, extremely long in both strokes and strokes, the characters are like the person, like a tiger hunting.

Xie Huai wrote with one hand, and pressed Su Yu with the other: "Look! Talk! How do you look like a woman?"

Su Yu was very unconvinced, "What's wrong with women? Can't women write such characters? Why do you look down on women?"

Xie Huai was so angry that he pointed the tip of his pen at Su Yu, "It has nothing to do with being a man or a woman! Can you see clearly and say I am a woman? It is because you think I am a woman that you have written letters for so many years." Isn’t it?! See clearly, now that I’m standing in front of you, you’re still protecting that woman?”

... Whether or not it makes sense, where did "that woman" come from? !

Su Yu couldn't argue with his words, and was so angry that he cursed at the tip of his pen in a strange manner, "Bah!"

Xie Huai was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly laughed again, "Bah? How old are you?"

Su Yu didn't mean to pooh, his little face flushed red, and turned into a soup dumpling filled with overripe shrimp.

Xie Huai bent down, moved his wrist, and the tip of the pen touched the tip of Su Yu's nose, leaving a dark dot.Afraid that the ink would dry slowly, Xie Huai blew lightly.

Xie Huai's temper couldn't be felt, Su Yu didn't dare to provoke him easily, and didn't dare to move around.

He was wondering if this posture was a bit ambiguous, when there was a clatter, Yanyan opened the curtain and walked in, "Guo Danpi told you to eat—"

The voice stopped abruptly, Yanyan stood still, opened her eyes wide, and looked at the two big men who were so close to each other in front of the case that they were almost face to face. After a long while, she choked out a sentence: "...I knew it!"

I don't know what's going on with the little girls now, but Yanyan can't forget this point, and she still waits for her to respond!

Since Su Yu became a parent, he has always felt that Yanyan is sometimes very shameful, and slams the table, "I told you earlier that I am not a broken sleeve!"

Xie Huai also slapped the table loudly: "Don't interrupt the children when the adults are talking!"

These two people could knock down the Golden Luan Palace with one palm, and Yanyan couldn't afford to provoke her with a knife, so she turned her head and ran away, "Go ahead!"

The author has something to say:

# Mutual parents...?

#本摇M I also want to be yelled at by brother Xie today QAQ