Guide to becoming a God through meritorious deeds

At twelve o'clock on Saturday night, countless night owls started their night life on campus.

Those comrades who were browsing the forum suddenly found a window appeared on the website, what happened, everyone was a little confused.

There is a sentence on this window: "Dear classmate, would you like to leave this page to read the masterpieces of righteous people?"

There are two options below yes or no.

The students of Tsinghua University think that this may be a spoof by a master of the computer department of the school, or someone outside the school invaded the school forum. If they click yes, who knows if there will be a virus that paralyzes the mobile phone or all kinds of messy advertisements.It's already 2020, and I've seen a lot of tricks, so I won't be fooled.

So the best way to deal with this kind of thing is-

Fork off this window and select nothing.

But is it that you don’t choose if you don’t want to?

Students, you are so naive, no matter how you operate, as long as you click on this window, you will be forced to read a beautiful article, and it has a beautiful name——

Fall in love with a piece of green tea, one day he will take root in your head!

What the hell is this bad name?

But why is there an inexplicable desire to read on, especially the header of this page is so beautiful, the background of the title is a photo of two people, a delicate and beautiful boy is kissing the side face of the tall young man next to him, his eyebrows are full is cunning.

Oh my god, these two look really good, some people who don't know Zhao Jinghao and He Xu think so.

However, those who knew these two people were filled with shock. Countless grass and mud horses galloped past, their mouths opened wide and their eyes widened unconsciously.

We are still fighting together today, we swear so much, even if we beat them to death, we don't believe that these two people will have an affair, and the slap in the face came so fast, and we were caught off guard!

It doesn't matter what the content is, if this photo is not from PS, then Zhao Jinghao and He Xu are really having an affair?I remembered that I signed my name excitedly on the signature column of "A Letter to the Principal\Dean: Severely Punish the Unscrupulous Element Jiang Li" in the afternoon, thinking that I was a representative of the new generation of good youths in Huaguo to punish rape and eliminate evil , turned around and was slapped in the face.

It must be a spoof by some poisonous tongue master PS, we don't believe it!Or this is Jiang Li's whitewashing method. Hearing that Jiang Li's family is rich, he must have hired technicians to clean the floor for him.

That's what I thought in my heart, but I can't help but continue to read such a gossip article. Although I don't know if it's true or not, it's not as illusory as Baidu's draft. The protagonist is by my side, so interesting.

The first paragraph of this article is really beautiful and lyrical——

In September of 2019, the green tea boy He Xu entered university, and he finally stepped onto a bigger stage with more audiences.As a little green tea who always attracts others for some reason, although on the surface he often begs those suitors to find true love and not to be around him, he is secretly impressed by his own charm.Standing on this wider campus now, thinking about the countless juniors, classmates, and seniors waiting for me to pick them, ah no, it’s comforting, and I’m a little excited just thinking about it.

There is an illustration below the first paragraph, which is the chat record of Zheng Wanda and He Xu:

Wanda: Xiaoxu, Jiang Li really went too far today. He took several pairs of new shoes and put them on the shoe rack. I checked each pair and it cost at least a few thousand. It shows whether he is rich or has a lot of shoes. The poor kids from rich families don’t know how many out-of-school teenagers can be saved if they donate the money. It’s really selfish!

He Xu: Wanda, you are so kind. If they were not selfish, how could they become rich? It is precisely because they want to make money from ordinary people like us that they are rich n(*≧▽≦*)n !

Wanda: Xiaoxu, what you said is very good. If you have money, you must be different from Jiang Li. You will definitely use it to do good things.

He Xu: If I have extra money, I will definitely use it all to help those in need, but this is just a matter of thought.

Onlookers: This tone, this dialogue, why is it so weird, who are these people, why did they steal your money for buying shoes, with a sour tone, donate money, poor students donate air!As for the people who knew these two guys, they were all confused.

Rong Yang has a lot of WeChat chat records, and he will definitely not release them all. He picked the main ones, and the full version is packaged and everyone is welcome to download it, so that a few thin screenshots will not be said to be fake.

People who eat melons continue to eat melons——

Wanda: Today xxx (here Rong Yang made a mosaic) confessed his love to me, but you know who I like, Xiaoxu.

He Xu: Wanda, xxx is not bad, but I heard that he always goes to the bar. The bar is not a place for students to go. Since he likes you, you can persuade him, it is also for his own good.

Wanda: Xiaoxu, I know, only you are the best.

Onlookers: There is a strong sense of discomfort!

xxx: This pair of dogs and men!

There are also a few audio conversations between Zheng Wanda and He Xu, people who are familiar with them can immediately recognize that it is not fake, so is what this little article says is true?My God, what kind of people are my classmates, friends, and juniors? !

Combining pictures and texts can move people the most, so the following is still a joke written by a righteous person——

Of course, Little Green Tea He Xu also has his favorite person, but when he went to university, he found that liking does not represent everything. His roommate is a wicked rich man, and his classmates also have many second-generation rich people. Brother Jiayi kept his innocence. After all, he was so kind to him, but he met Zhao Jinghao, a rich and handsome senior. Although Zhao Jinghao was not that kind to him, his clothes, his sports car, and his house were really amazing just thinking about it. People are excited.

Sinking, unknowingly began...

What is the job of this righteous man?This style of writing... is hard to describe in words, and what is even more difficult to describe are the few photos with electronic photo frames below.

Zhao Jinghao and He Xu hugged and held hands, and the most frightening thing was that they opened their mouths to each other. Although it seemed that they were just posing for a photo, it proved their adultery!Stone hammer without a doubt.

Jing Hao: Xiao Xu, what can Duan Jiayi give you? For a poor student who can't afford a house, even if he studies well, he can earn tens of thousands of dollars a month after graduation. What can he buy you?

He Xu: Senior, I know you are kind to me, but brother Jiayi is also kind to me, I can't hurt him like this, I can have a showdown with him later, can you give me some time?

Onlookers: God, this beautiful world is always full of temptations...Love is something that cannot stand the test...

The righteous man is still displaying his talents——

Do you want Brother Jing Hao or Brother Jiayi?Too popular is that bothering.The little green tea, He Xu, hasn't made up his mind yet. His roommate Jiang Li actually told Brother Jiayi that he and Brother Jing Hao have an affair... It's really nonsense, they just kissed, and they didn't even have sex, so how could they talk about a relationship? ambiguous.Maybe a person can never be liked by everyone, that's why his roommate slandered him so much!

Looking at brother Jiayi's questioning eyes, remembering how kind brother Jiayi was to him in the past, Little Green Tea He Xu knew that if he confessed, he would hurt the big boy in front of him, and also disappoint other people who doted on him. At this moment, he Finally made a painful choice...Brother Jiayi must not know how much he gave up for him... He firmly denied the matter, it was all because Jiang Li was jealous of him and framed him, in order to make brother Jiayi believe in him , This night, little green tea He Xu gave his first time.

At that moment, it was a little painful, but more, it was sweet.

Onlookers: righteous man, are you a devil?What a shame you didn't write a novel! !

The joke finally reached its climax——

Duan Jiayi hugged the person in his arms tightly, and his heart was filled with happiness. From now on, a small piece of green tea took root in his mind like this, and he opened a green hat.

Hahaha!The question is deducted!

Simply too high energy...

... For Xiaoxu's innocence, Jiang Li must not be let go.Brother Jiayi thought to himself.

The next day, Little Green Tea He Xu and his brother Jiayi, with a cry of justice, found Jiang Li who was soliciting discord... Finally let everyone see the true face of this person, Little Green Tea He Xu thanked everyone for their love for him, He knows that he is always so good, that's why so many people trust him without thinking, even if someone sees that he has a close relationship with brother Jing Hao, it's just a good friend, and many people are good friends with him Friends, who would believe Jiang Li, after all, he would never please others... He just wronged Brother Jing Hao, and it was too late, too late for them to meet...

At the end is a WeChat screenshot——

He Xu: Zhao Jinghao, please clarify our relationship, otherwise everyone will know that you are gay.

Jing Hao: What the hell?

He Xu: Jiang Li said that I saw the two of us kissing, I don't want to be criticized by others, I don't think you want to let others know that you are gay, otherwise your girlfriend and your family won't forgive you, right?That's the end of our relationship from now on.

Jing Hao: Are you threatening me?

He Xu: If you're not afraid, you can do whatever you want. Your younger brothers will probably be celebrating when they find out that you like men.

After reading the last screenshot, the students of Tsinghua University were filled with colorful, various, and endless imaginations. My God, it was a wonderful day. I didn’t eat as many melons in my life as I did today!

Immediately, I saw that the last line was a link to download the package. Some people were afraid of getting a virus and dared not click on it, but there were more excited people with lofty ideals who decisively clicked on it.This is a compressed package of more than ten megabytes, which can be downloaded after clicking, accompanied by a background sound:

"It's already 2020, is it still fashionable to swear? Then I swear, if I kiss Zhao Jinghao, I will not be able to graduate, find a job, and be poor for the rest of my life!"

The crowd fell.

Big brother, don’t you believe in oaths in 2020? So just post...