I became a system virus

The main system is estimated to be 1.9 meters tall, with a burly figure and a stern face. He wears a system-specific uniform and suit, and his male hormones are bursting.

Looking at each other, Yi Qiubai felt that he was as petite as a bird.

If he could go back to the past, he would not dare to change the voice of the man in front of him into a female voice even if he was killed.

Yi Qiubai tried his best to show a decent yet awkward smile, "Hello, Mr. System."

The main system looked at him condescendingly, "I heard you plan to sue me?"

Yi Qiubai: "No, I've changed my mind now." After a pause, "After all, it's really against your personality to change your voice into a female voice to serve players."

System 007: "???"

Wait, let the main system change to a female voice? !

System 007 secretly peeped at the big boss in the Asian area, and sincerely sighed, 168, you really know how to play!

Yi Qiubai's desire to survive is very strong, if unfortunately he gets caught, then he won't be able to get along well in the system in the future.

Fortunately, the main system's attention is not on him at present. Such a big thing happened in the NO.

Later, System 001 came over from the BUG affairs team, and yelled as soon as he entered the door: "I can't fucking stand that female player anymore, she keeps nagging..."

Three eyes fell on him.

The main system asked: "What's wrong with that female player?"

System 001 almost knelt down, remembering the fear of being punished in the black room in the Queen of Spades dungeon, and being dominated by the main system, whispering.

The main system looked at him with rare soft eyes, "Go to the residential area tomorrow."

System 001 tensely said: "Boss, I didn't do anything wrong..."

Main system: "I have something to talk to you about."

System 001's expression was completely broken, and System 007 winked at him and said, "You take 168 down."

That guy had an expression of heroic sacrifice.

Why the hell am I being transferred here, why am I bumping into the main system?

On the way to the BUG affairs team, Yi Qiubai looked at the surrounding environment curiously.

Different from the transfer station, the architectural style here is all industrial punk style, the color is uniform cold gray, and the shape looks like a giant monster.

The overall feeling is pretty incongruous, but you have to admit, it looks pretty damn cool!

Yi Qiubai questioned, "Is this your work area?"

System 001 gave an "um" and commented: "I hate going back to the administrative center."

Yi Qiubai: "Do you hate the main system?"

System 001 glanced at him.

Yi Qiubai said helplessly: "If I knew that I would encounter the main system at the No. 16 transfer station, I would definitely not offend him, or else I wouldn't have been buried by him in the No.[-] instance."

System 001: "Generally, the main system will not appear in dungeons or transfer stations, but occasionally he will make routine inspections."

Yi Qiubai: "Does that mean I'm unlucky?"

System 001: "You can say that." Then said, "Why did you provoke him?"

Yi Qiubai: "Ask him to change to a female voice."

System 001 was stunned at first, and then his facial expression split uncontrollably, "Hahahahahahahaha, you are so fucking good at playing!"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

System 001 is still full of ideas, "Let me tell you this, the main system is also called Mr. T, who has absolute control over the Asian region, and he is everyone's boss. It would be even better if he could use a female voice in meetings Already!"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

System 001: "How about his female voice?"

Yi Qiubai: "Very sweet."

System 001 couldn't help brainstorming about the Daquan Daquan.

When he was about to reach the destination, Yi Qiubai seemed to think of something, and asked: "The plot setting of the NO.16 dungeon is the same as shit, can any player successfully pass the level?"

System 001: "Of course, every dungeon has a way out."

Yi Qiubai was dubious.

System 001: "Anyway, the copy has been damaged. I might as well tell you that there is a clue about time in it, which can reverse it back to the moment before the original thing happened, thus completely changing the plot."

Yi Qiubai rolled his eyes.

He didn't realize that the reason for the damage to the No.16 copy was his own, because he didn't have any impression of his experience of splitting into a unicorn monster.

That memory was wiped clean as if it had been locked.

Send him to the BUG Affairs Team, and System 001 leaves.

Yi Qiubai saw the fat man inside, and the two were very happy, but they were isolated and could not talk to each other.

The way of investigation by the affairs group is the combination of video and oral testimony.

They have already figured out the situation of Fatty in the copy, but in order to prevent collusion, all of them were isolated.

Yi Qiubai sat bored in the narrow glass lattice, with his entire back leaning on the chair, his legs crossed casually, very relaxed.

When it was his turn to interrogate him, the staff came over and said, "168, it's your turn."

Yi Qiubai got up and asked: "The player was buried in the dungeon, can he apply for spiritual compensation from the system?"

staff member:"……"

Yi Qiubai: "It's fine if you don't increase your points."

staff member:"……"

When he was brought to the interrogation room, the staff member said angrily: "If it is found out that you did it, we will collectively dismember you."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

I have big innocent eyes!

The interrogation room is quite large, except for a chair, there is nothing in it, and even the interrogator cannot be seen.

Yi Qiubai walked to the chair very cooperatively.

The surrounding walls are full of mirrors, and he sat down carelessly, with the electronic eyes above his head fully monitoring, 360 degrees without dead ends.

A voice without any emotion sounded, "168, what were you doing when the copy of NO.16 was abnormal?"

Yi Qiubai: "Fight."

"With whom?"

"Player 155."

"Why are you fighting?"

"It's a story like shit, why don't you wait to die if you don't fight?"

"..."

Yi Qiubai looked at himself in the mirror. The chair was made of iron and it was uncomfortable to sit on. He tried to find a comfortable posture.

"168, according to our observation, the background collapse caused by this fight incident, you should bear the corresponding responsibility."

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"..."

"Player 155 killed the local priest in the dungeon. They rioted, which is in line with the needs of the plot. Why should I be blamed?" He added, "If the dungeon is so fragile that it collapses in a group fight, I think we need to reflect It's you."

"..."

The sharp tongue annoyed the people outside the interrogation room, and someone said: "This player is too cunning."

System 013 constantly checks the video of Yi Qiubai and Gao Ye fighting. Although the scene is chaotic, they can be seen most of the time, and only for a second or two are they covered by others.

"Boss, there seems to be nothing wrong with this player's psychological monitoring, but his mouth is a bit annoying."

"Yeah, the video clips about him are pretty normal."

System 013: "Get him out first for isolation."

"Ok."

The staff came to open the iron gate, "168, you can come out now."

Yi Qiubai was quite surprised, "So fast?"

Staff member: "Don't waste time by comparing yourself."

Yi Qiubai got up and left the interrogation room, and was taken back to the glass room just now and isolated.

Seeing that he was back, the fat man hurriedly leaned over to say hello, and Yi Qiubai made an OK gesture, indicating that he hadn't encountered any problems.

After staying in the glass room for a long time, Yi Qiubai saw Gao Ye being pulled out.

The guy walked into the interrogation room with a blank expression, and sat down on a chair like a robot.

"Player 155, what were you doing when the NO.16 copy collapsed?"

Gao Ye: "I don't know."

Mountain.and.

three.Xi.

"How could you not know?"

"I'm an NPC, I don't know."

"..."

The interrogator outside choked and couldn't help asking, "Does the player have no consciousness left after being assimilated by the NPC?"

Someone replied: "It should be."

"Then shall we continue to ask?"

"Of course to ask, to test his heart

psychological value. "

So the staff continued to interrogate, but Takano's answer was that he didn't know.

What's even more amazing is that his psychological value has no fluctuations, just like a robot, without emotion.

"Boss, is this the aftereffect of the player being assimilated by NPC?"

System 013: "You have to ask 007, the player was forced to log out after all."

After getting Gao Ye out later, the NPC came in.

Gao Ye returned to the isolation area, sitting like a log, with a stern expression, just like the state in the copy, a bit creepy.

The fat man pointed at him, and Yi Qiubai also felt that something was wrong with him.

The entire overnight BUG affairs team was working, and the criminal suspects like Yi Qiubai were all isolated and monitored.

Yi Qiubai was so sleepy that he simply lay down on the table and fell asleep.

He didn't know how long he had slept, when someone knocked on the glass wall, he looked up in a daze, it was Wu Yue, who was next door.

Seeing her alive and kicking, Yi Qiubai felt warm in his heart, and the group of five almost missed Xiang Qiang.

When it was dawn, all the players got out of the No.16 copy, and there were still a few NPCs left in it.

System 013 reports the current situation to the main system.

The main system raised its eyebrows and said, "No abnormalities?"

System 013 said solemnly: "Everyone's surveillance records and confessions can match."

Main system: "What about psychological monitoring?"

System 013: "Except that the players assimilated by NPCs have no fluctuations, everything else is normal."

The main system frowned, "Give them to 007, and do the test again." After a pause, "Take modular analysis."

System 013: "Okay."

A group of people were brought to the testing center like prisoners. The staff inside were wearing white coats and masks, like cold working machines.

"195."

The closed explosion-proof door opened automatically, and Player 195 walked in docilely.

The players outside couldn't help whispering.

Later it was Yi Qiubai's turn, and he peeked into the world inside the blast door out of curiosity.

After walking in, staff in white coats scanned him all over, then injected a tube of blue medicine into his arm and let him lie on the cylinder conveyor belt.

The conveyor belt started, the inside was shrouded in red light, and the mechanized voice sounded, "Player 168, the program data system is testing..."

Yi Qiubai was conscious at first, but as the conveyor belt moved slowly, he gradually passed out.

At the same time, Yi Qiubai's database has appeared in the staff's control panel.

After the system 007 finished the previous test, it came to check the next one.

"How about it?"

"normal."

System 007 couldn't help but feel depressed, "Did the NO.16 copy run into a ghost? It didn't make a sound when it was attacked, and there wasn't even a clue."

Staff: "This attack can be used as a case study." After a pause, "Could it be that there is a bug in the copy that splits itself?"

System 007: "You are doubting the authority of the designer." He added, "Their awesome creators would not make such a low-level mistake, and even if there are bugs, they will not collapse so completely."

The staff spread their hands helplessly, "What should I do if I can't detect it from both the player and the NPC?"

System 007: "Cold salad." Seems to have remembered something, "Take back the player's props for a test, just in case."

The end result is frustrating, the player has no problems detected, the NPCs have no problems, and even the props have been screened.

everything is normal.

This is the first time since the system was created that it has suffered such a huge attack, and it is inexplicable.

In the oppressive meeting room, the executives of all departments in the administrative center dared not speak out.

The coffin face of the main system cannot be cut through.

Different from the conference room, Yi Qiubai and others were having breakfast in the cafeteria, and Gao Ye and Xiang Qiang gradually became like individuals.

The two knew nothing about the situation in the copy.

The fat man kept complaining, "Brother Ye, you are so fucking ruthless. I always thought that there was a future with you until you became an NPC..."

Takano: "???"

Yi Qiubai: "There is a psychological shadow, right?"

Fatty: "..."

Xiang Qiang was serious, "So what happened in the dungeon?"

Wu Yue told the big plot, Gao Ye seemed to think it was very good, looked at Yi Qiubai and said, "So did I get you in the dungeon?"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

What about your fucking morals? !

Fatty and Wu Yue hehehe.

People talked nonsense for a while before they got down to business. The fat man said, "We need to find someone who can handle it in the next dungeon. It will collapse every now and then. It's too bad."

NO.16 Copy: "..."

Blame me?

Wu Yue: "Go to the NO.19 copy."

Yi Qiubai joked, "Are you still so persistent?"

Wu Yue: "Focus." After a pause, "I don't know when we will be able to return to the transfer station."

Fatty: "Never mind him, anyway, there's food and drink here, you can stay as long as you want."

Xiang Qiang: "It seems that players rarely have the opportunity to come to the administrative center. We have gained knowledge."

Yi Qiubai questioned: "If the player dies in the dungeon, will he be transferred here?"

Takano: "This is still the system world, they should be sent to the real world."