I became a system virus

Chapter 67 Who Farted

The further you go into the village, the more graves are buried.

The fat man looked terrified, and muttered: "Excuse me, excuse me, don't take offense."

Wu Yue sneered: "It's just a dungeon, fat man, what about you?"

Yi Qiubai said coldly: "This place is too gloomy, it's easy to make people nervous, why don't we get the props out to enliven the atmosphere?"

Wu Yue: "That's a good idea, Brother Ye, let's summon your Chai Chai."

The fat man also said: "There is a dog nearby, it can give us courage."

Xiang stressed: "Have you fallen to the point where you need a dog to boost your courage?"

Fatty: "Maybe dogs can see things we can't."

The crowd fell silent.

Gao Ye said: "Let me try it, some dungeons cannot use props."

He tries to summon.

Fortunately, the Shiba Inu jumped out of the brooch and circled around him twice happily, very lively.

Wu Yue said happily: "How wonderful this is, it's lively."

Yi Qiubai: "Do you want me to make teasers out to make everyone more lively?"

Everyone lost their voices.

After a long time, Wu Yue said: "Although the skeleton man is quite interesting, but its appearance..."

Xiang Qiang: "It fits well with the background of this dungeon, suitable for scary."

Gao Ye: "Then let's try to get Doubi out, and have some fun for everyone."

Yi Qiubai nodded.

He tried to summon, but there was no response, "Probably not."

Gao Ye: "Forget it."

People didn't care.

As everyone knows, the first thing that the skeleton man Na Hanbi did when he appeared in the village was to pry open a coffin, find out the shroud inside, put it on his body, and wander around the village excitedly!

Of course, it hasn't come to Yi Qiubai's side yet.

Shengun and his team also found a lot of graves, and he was explaining to everyone why they lived together.

Unexpectedly, as he was talking, he said curiously, "Why is there an extra person?"

Everyone: "???"

The big man counted carefully, "Ten people, not many."

The magic stick said "Oh", thinking that his eyes were dazzled, "What did I just say?"

"Life is inseparable from people, and death is inseparable from the village."

"That's right, that's the custom in some places. People in the village will never leave their homes for the rest of their lives. They are born in the village and buried in the village when they die."

"This is too scary, the village is full of graves, aren't they afraid of being haunted?"

"That's why a lot of pagoda trees are planted in the village to restrain... what the hell!"

See the fusion of the face of the god stick.

Everyone followed his line of sight, and saw a broken chair at the door of a certain room, and a person wearing a shroud was sitting on it.

Maybe it's because the clothes don't fit well, like they're put on a skeleton, it's very creepy to see.

Screams sounded, and everyone fled in fright.

Skeleton man: "???"

Do you think its shape is not good-looking?

It immediately chased after people, scaring everyone to howl.

Yi Qiubai and others on the other side heard the chaotic screams and hurried to check.

When Shen stick saw them, he rolled and crawled over, tremblingly said: "There really seems to be ghosts in the village!"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

Gao Ye: "What the hell?"

Magic stick: "I don't know, it's floating around in a shroud, it's so fucking scary."

Yi Qiubai and Gao Ye looked at each other.

The two vaguely guessed something, and in unison they went in the direction pointed by the magic stick.

As expected, they found the skeleton man in front of a certain grave, and the guy was squatting in front of the big man, scaring the elders to pee.

Yi Qiubai rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, "Can the player return the item to the system?"

Gao Ye: "Such an interesting prop, are you willing?"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Brother, is there something wrong with your aesthetics?

Gao Ye stepped forward, reached out and patted the big man on the shoulder.

As soon as that guy saw him, he jumped on him like a hungry tiger, and shouted: "Brother Ye has a ghost!"

Takano staggered and almost lost his waist.

He struggled to pull the big guy away, and spat: "You old man, why are you as shy as a little girl?"

The big man cried and chirped helplessly.

Yi Qiubai kicked the skeleton man, and it immediately shattered into broken bones.

The big man looked dumbfounded at the shroud on the grave.

Yi Qiubai said embarrassingly: "I'm really sorry brother, this thing is my prop, I originally wanted it to help, but it didn't help, and it scared you, I'm really sorry."

The skeleton man quickly assembled into shape.

It wanted to pull the shroud at first, but was scolded by Yi Qiubai, telling it to go find supplies, or take it back immediately.

As if threatened, it ran away immediately.

Not long after, Fatty and others shouted from the village, and the skeleton man found water and dry food for them, and hid them in the dry well.

Everyone hurried to get it.

The dry well is very deep, and it is not easy to get things. Some players asked: "How do I get this up?"

"Yes, the well is too deep."

Gao Ye said: "Wu Yue, try your hair rope."

Wu Yue immediately used the props, and the hair rope on her wrist instantly became larger. She said happily: "It works!"

Xiang Qiang said helplessly: "My props don't work, otherwise they can illuminate."

Yi Qiubai said cautiously: "Throw the Shiba Inu down first, lest there be something underneath."

Takano immediately threw the Shiba Inu down.

The dog barked a few times in the well and wagged its tail at them.

A group of people put a rope on it, and Takano went down the well to get the food up.

It's no wonder that they didn't find the supplies before, they were all covered by fallen leaves, and they couldn't see the signs at all.

Pieces of food and drinking water were hoisted up.

People were curious to check, and the materials inside were very well prepared, including lighters and flashlights.

The fat man commented: "It's quite thoughtful."

Xiang Qiang is not optimistic, "We live in the village at night, and the night life may be a bit rich."

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.

nightlife...

The word is used delicately.

Yi Qiubai: "It's better to stay at the head of the village, and be more stable psychologically."

The god stick who has been silent all this time said coldly: "Are you sure?"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

The magic stick looked at the dry well, "Using metaphysics, when this well has water, it is the gate of life, and when it dries up, it is the gate of death. At night, the yin energy is strong, and most of them will come out of it to relax. We have to stay here and talk to them." As a guard at the door?"

Everyone: "..."

The fat man almost cried, "Can I not stay in the village at night?"

Magic stick: "I don't think so for the time being. We haven't figured out the surrounding situation yet, and we don't know where it is suitable for people to live." After a pause, "It doesn't seem to be getting too early."

Gao Ye climbed out of the well and said, "Then find a place to live in the village first."

Wu Yue: "There are so many of us, we need to find a bigger place to live, and we need to be more courageous if we are crowded together."

So they found a relatively spacious house in the village.

Some players specifically asked the magic stick, "What do you think of the Feng Shui of this house?"

God Stick: "It's okay."

Gao Ye: "That night, I will rest here and watch in groups of five."

The god stick nodded, "Yes."

While the sky was still dark, people collected a lot of dry firewood and dead branches, and piled them up at the door for fire.

When night fell, a thick fog came from nowhere and enveloped the whole village.

Everyone looked at the mist, faintly feeling uneasy.

Someone said: "These fogs are too strange."

Gao Ye was extremely calm, "What is not strange about the situation in this village?"

The man was choked speechless, thinking about it carefully, it was true.

Xiang Qiang seemed a little worried, and said, "We've been wandering around the village for so long today, and we still don't have a clue."

Yi Qiubai comforted in an old-fashioned tone: "Don't worry, this dungeon is much better than the last dungeon, it's a big deal to stay for two more days."

Everyone looked at him, as if they were looking at a mentally retarded person.

Who the hell wants to stay in the dungeon for two more days?

For some reason, the Shiba Inu in the room seemed to smell something, and suddenly ran out.

Wu Yue said in surprise: "Chai Chai!"

Gao Ye: "Let it go, I'm probably hungry and looking for something to eat."

It was dark outside, shrouded in thick fog, and I couldn't see my fingers.

Everyone sat in the main room and became quiet.

The fire at the gate was burning brightly, the surrounding area was clearly scorching hot, but there was a chill in the room.

Someone sneezed and whispered, "It's so cold."

"Yeah, it's too quiet around here, why don't we talk about something to ease the atmosphere."

Fatty: "Yes, yes, you can just say anything."

So everyone chattered, trying not to be cold.

Yi Qiubai yawned boredly, and Gao Ye said, "Sleepy?"

Yi Qiubai nodded.

Gao Ye: "Come and sleep with me for a while, I'll watch for you."

Yi Qiubai walked over to rest against him as he said.

At the beginning, people still had the energy to talk nonsense, but as they talked, their words became less, and they gradually became silent.

Some people were sleepy, squinting their eyes and taking a nap, and some people looked at the fire at the door in a daze.

The outside world is really quiet, there is no sound of insects, not even the sound of wind.

The god stick said before that the village is located in a valley between two mountains. Logically speaking, the wind here should be very strong, but it seems to be covered by transparent glass, and it can't flow in at all.

Near midnight, bursts of strange sounds came from the village.

It was very small at first, but gradually, the sound became louder and louder, and it was very noisy.

Yi Qiubai was woken up by that voice, and asked in distress, "What's going on?"

Gao Ye made a silent movement.

All the people in the main room were awakened by the incomprehensible dialects.

Shenzhu said solemnly: "It seems that people from the village have come out."

Everyone: "!!!"

The fat man almost cried in fright, "Then what should we do?"

Magic stick: "They are the masters, we are the guests, what else can we do, just accept it."

Not long after, Yi Qiubai said: "There seems to be a light over there."

Everyone went to the door to wait and see, only to see a faint green light flickering at the end of the alleyway.

At first people didn't see Mingtang, but when the green light got closer, they were frightened enough.

It was an old man with a hunched back, wearing a shroud, swaying towards this side slowly.

His face was as pale as paper, with a small cluster of faint green light emitting from the neckline, and his withered face was reflected in a deep green, which made people get goosebumps all over his body.

The fat man blurted out: "I/day! This NPC is too scary!"

Immediately afterwards, several green lights entered the village one after another, men, women, young and old, everyone.

They were all wearing shrouds, with no expression on their faces, and they spoke dialects that people could not understand like robots. They gathered in the village as if they were going to a market, and it was very lively.

Gao Ye calmly said: "It is estimated that all the dead people in the village have returned."

God Stick: "Yes, they are all back."

Yi Qiubai reminded: "Everyone, be vigilant to prevent being attacked."

Gao Ye seemed to have thought of something, silently took off the rings on his hands and watched them, and then looked at the crowd, each with flames on their heads and shoulders.

"Fatty, try holding your breath?"

Fatty: "???"

Seeing Takano's serious look, he immediately held his breath and covered his mouth and nose.

Gao Ye looked at him through the ring, and miraculously, the flames on his body were extinguished, and a faint green light appeared on the neckline.

"Everyone hold their breath so they can't see us."

These words surprised everyone.

The magic stick said: "Does it work?"

Takano nodded, "It works. As long as we hold our breath, they will think that we are the same as them and shouldn't attack us."

Seeing the villagers getting closer and closer, people covered their mouths and noses and held their breath.

Sure enough, they didn't seem to find that the main room was full of living people, and they continued to talk as if they hadn't seen anything.

Everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it really worked!

Time is passing by every minute and every second. After all, we are living people, and we can't hold our breath for a long time, so sometimes people will secretly take a breath.

During the interval of breathing, the villagers outside seemed to be confused about the situation in the main room, because they saw that the same kind of people in the room sometimes glowed, and sometimes turned black like ghosts, which was very strange.

Like... a firefly's ass?

More than a dozen fireflies flashed and extinguished.

Even if this situation lasted for a long time, there were no major problems.

It's just that they ignored a serious fact. This house must have an owner, and now its owner has returned.

The first person to go to the door was an old man. It seemed that his eyes were dim, and he didn't notice the abnormality in his own house, so he walked into the door by himself.

When the people in the main room saw it coming in, they all clamped their tails together as if they were grandchildren, as if the leader was inspecting it, not daring to vent their anger.

Then two ghosts walked in one after another. They spoke the local dialect and stimulated everyone's tense nerves.

Some people couldn't look directly and simply buried their heads in their knees, while others faced the wall.

At first the fat man could remain calm, until they passed by him, the thing had died for some unknown reason, and his face was full of abscesses, which completely frightened him to pee, and he spit it out without holding back his breath.

The thing froze in front of him.

The fat man quickly covered his mouth and nose, his face flushed red.

At this critical moment, someone suddenly farted loudly.

The loud one!

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